times you were DEVILISH

>>138593443
>Truth or dare.
I threw a brick off a bridge hitting a car with people going to their wedding, they died, wasn't charge because i was underage.

>>138593443
I read a shitty fucking thread by an OP that wrote like he had Down's syndrome on top of autism on top of Down's syndrome again and it made me so mad that I went from door to door beating people into comas and checking their computer web browser history and cached pages until I found the one that had the string >138593443 (You)

>>138593771
Were they black people, Muslim people, or Jews?

>>138593844
>he larps as a nip with a proxy he pays 5 pence a month for
DEVILISH

>>138593891
white, It was the 90's

>>138593771

I met a guy who'd gotten a rock in his head when I was doing practice at a physiotherapy department. Apparently he'd been a normal guy, done well in school, he was a drooling retard now and had to get physiotherapy to focus on walking.

I always wondered what kind of soulless mongoloid children could do such a thing.

>>138593891
its a princess dee joke

I pistol whipped a guy one time.
I did 2 years in prison for it.
Guy is half retarded now, he deserved it.

>>138593771
>>138594043
They caught someone who'd been doing that in my town recently. I hope they give him the electric chair.

I once took 2 pennies from the take-a-penny tray.
oh and i once told somebody to 'kys' on here
it was a leaf and i hope he listened

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I covered the walls and ceilings of a toilet in vomit-looking relish to spite the cleaning staff that had wronged me.

>>138594225
what technique did you use?
bring the butt down on the head or did you moreso smack them with the gun?
lucky you didnt accidentally discharge
why did you do it?

>>138593443
I broke a lock at school to prevent our classes. Noone even bothered me because I was a good boi who couldn't do such a thing.

Stuffed a hole for magnetic key at an apartment block with ice and snow.

Deliberately locked the house from inside in a huge company drinking, locking some people out. They were forced to wait for hours outside. A guy wanted to beat me up, but he was weaker than me and hungover as fuck in the morning.

Threw condoms filled with water from a vantage point.

That's what I get from the top of my head.

>go to walmart restroom
>see black janitor walking out of restroom wearing "black lives matter" t-shirt
>stick finger up butthole after pooping
>draw swastika on wall with poop

haha, niggers suck lol

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>>138598693
>walmart letting associates be out of uniform wearing political shirts

>>138598693
you should have wrote black lives matter in poop....but don't write things in poop anymore ok?

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>Jerked off into my ex gf's roommate's face wash in the shower
>Stole a friend's sister's worn panties from the laundry a few times
>Fucked my ex gf in the ass when she was passed out drunk and took pictures
>Secretly recorded myself fucking different girls
>Secretly recorded my roommate fucking his gf at the time and found out he has a really tiny benis, now I devilishly make small benis jokes around him
I'm basically Dennis from always sunny

>>138594225
storytime?