Cute Hitler

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Hitler loved doggo.

Muslim hates doggo.

Coincidence?

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Children loved Hitler. (good)

Muslims rape children. (not good)

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I hope you enjoy my thread. Thank you, and remember; Hitler was right! ^^
>ywn have a random bird trust you enough to fly onto your shoulder

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>a million shitposts on /pol/ will never change this

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>>138585837

>>138585837
Nope hes just autistic in this one.

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>>138586945
also in this one

>>138585837
Hitler was never a ladies man and he was rather shy.He used to send love letters to a German lady but never talked to her.
silly Adolph

>>138586632
Bernie's boid BTFO

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Look how smug he is here

>>138585837
What a sperg.

>>138586945
Just like a normal German desu. I used to take Euro backpackers on Bush tours and all the Germans would always do that dopey smile and start bobbing back and forth when I'd say we were coming up to the crocodiles

>>138587412
Delete this!

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That was in his teens and early 20s, when he grew up and became a big boi the ladies loved him.

>>138587398
No, he's just German.

>>138587692
Meant for
>>138587320

>>138587692
Daily reminder that all those women had Soviet cum forcefully injected in their pussies.

>>138587532
Don't worry friend, it cute

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Can you think of a more fashionable man in history? The guy knew how to dress.

>>138587871
Hugo Boss

>>138587054
He's either on drugs in this like E, or is riding through a reaaaally fucking bad anxiety attack. He's riding through something fierce regardless.

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>>138587871
Fuck yes he did

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>>138588061

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>>138588293
>ywn see him with your own eyes

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>>138588061
Impeccable

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>>138588417
He was always fresh af

>>138587054
>>138588045
First of all, he was on copious amounts of Pervitin, just like pretty much the whole of Germany since it was free to buy in any pharamacy. Second Pervitin is medical grade amphetamine and thirdly and most importantly that gif is from the olympics, hes watching the sprinting competition and is really into it ( and also probably half full with amphetamine)

>>138585837
is this even real?

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>>138588674
Siiiiick cunt

>>138588728
What is real?

>>138588897

I've never seen it before, was this real?

>>138588990
Yes its real. Why do you ask?

>>138588061
>that fierce look
>that slightly messy hair

God damn.

>>138589326
Makes your ovaries become extremely humid?

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>>138587871
indeed

>>138587692
They sure did. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9NaEOoOLU4

>I didn't know who you were until I saw the morning paper

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>>138585837

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>>138589980
Wow incredible, a song, Hitler btfo

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A cute!

>>138591514
It's a song about finding Hitler incredibly hot, doofus. And it's dead serious.

Sooner or later SJWs will notice Kate Bush isn't PC and turn on her. Not that she'll give a shit.

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who /COMFY/ here?

>>138585951
that dogo is scared as fuck

>>138591967
Actually it's a song about him being a manipulative liar, a showman, a sort of sociopath. She equates him to the devil in the song mate. The message of the song is basically "yes he was very attractive and charming but don't forget muh 6 gorillion"

>"It's the darkest track on the album and not the sort of song I'd write now. The devil's task is to tempt and temptation has to be attractive. Hitler is the closest personification of evil and I mention him not to glorify but to point out he was a man who fooled a tremendous amount of intelligent people and there's no way you could blame anyone for being fooled by that man..."
Kate Bush

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>>138592019
Wtf is Dietrich doing? Lol

>my feet hurt

>>138592584

>i wish i had a blanket too

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>>138592584
>inb4 "that's not Sepp!!!"

It's Otto Dietrich you fucking retards

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>>138592019
Maximum comfy

>>138585951
no hitler hated his dogs he had them eat a suicide pill in order to make sure the pill would kill him

dont you know history

ignore the fact that those same books said he shot himself

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>>138592704
top kek

>>138587054
He looks like me when I was watching Lesnar F5 Joe and Roman last night.

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>>138592357
Lies

>>138592872

>Giving the dogs a painless death so the russian barbarians wouldn't torture then eat them

>>138592357
Her body is relaxed and she is not avoiding his gaze. The dropped ears likely indicate submission, not fear.

Here you can see Blondi dropping her ears while playing with Hitler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af9xXlSxUwg

>>138592872
he tested the cyanide capsule on his dog because
1. Himmler gave Hitler those pills, and then Himmler betrayed Hitler
2. Hitler didn't want his dog to get raped to death by the Soviets

>>138592357
No he isn't. It's called obedience, submission and loyalty. Hitler trained his dogs very well. If it was scared it would be cowering or backing away and averting it's gaze. If your dog doesn't submit to you, you have trained it poorly.

>>138593441
First off, I was referencing the obvious bullshit that the history channel spouts out, this didn't happen.

Secondly
>I want to kill myself, but I want to make sure it kills me, I dont want to take them if they dont kill me!
fucking retarded

Third:
A man can kill his brother, but he can't kill his dog.

>>138587054
More proof that he is one of us...

>>138593747
Do you have any idea what those slav will do to his dog?
>Man! it is the hitler's dog!
>Lets skin it alive!

lmao, im a jew and i personally worship hitler, because everything i have today is thanks to him.

hitler gave us israel
hitler gave me all the money i have now
hitler gave me the right to do anything i want and cannot be critisized for anything.

i always thought /pol is anti jewish, then why the sympathy for hitler?
he's literally the best thing that ever happened to the jews, nobody ever did so much for us as he did.

i just love him.

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>>138593747
>this didn't happen.

>multiple eyewitnesses confirm Blondie dieing in this manner
>DIDN'T HAPPEN RETARD
O-ok

Hitler tested it to make sure it wouldn't paralyze him or something. You can surely understand what a nightmare that would have been.
Leave out the "testing" it, if anything, he just wanted to make sure his Blondie wouldn't be raped by Soviet beasts.

Nothing wrong with mercy killing brah.

>>138594222
>multiple eyewitnesses confirm
lol ok

But, let's just say sure, he killed his doggo, but stories conflict on his suicide, from gunshot to pill.

>>138594604

what are you, fucking PETA? who gives a fuck

>guy killed a zillion gorillion
>b-but his dog! he's a bad person!

>>138594604

its a damn shame germany lost, imagine how much more good they couldve done to us, the jews.....

fucking slavs always have to ruin everything.

>>138594604
It does make sense that he would not want his dogs to be taken by soviets. However, it conflicts with his ideology, being a strict vegan due to loving animal life that much and the fact that he was the person who practically started animal rights in Europe

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>>138594604
>lol ok
Yes, proof can be funny, I guess

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>>138587871
true

>>138595051
I also doubt he would do it to test if he would die from it. Most likely another Jewish lie.

>>138595098
What proof? The same proof as the (((confessions))) of gas chambers? Sure you're not hiding an Israel flag under there?

>>138594727
>jews aren't less important than doggo
kek

who gives a shit if he liked dogs or not, dumb goys, the only important thing is that he was friend of the jews.

dogs, lmao, who cares.

>>138585837
Daily reminder: /pol/ is a /NatSoc/ board and Hitler was always /ourguy/

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>>138592807
This is a level of comfy that shouldn't even be possible.

>>138592019
Who isn't comfy by now?

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@138595325
>he still has no (you)'s

>>138587054
Someone needs to put a music track on this.

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>>138588674
This, just watched a docu on how narcotics entered Finland. Germans made purer and purer opioid drugs and they were used for any kind of illness, they sold 10 heroin cough tablets for 5 marks.
Interwar Finland had the biggest consumption of heroin per capita in the world, which culminated in the wartime experience of absolutely everyone being on drugs from babies to elderly and from mental patients to the nations leaders. The UN sent many worried regards on the subject already in the 30's but only in the 60's finns started to worry about dangers of the stuff and it became illegal
Nowadays we have the highest consumption of coffee and our contemporary culture revolves around EuroShopper energy drinks

>>138586847
That's so adorable.

>>138595421
Well, he is a jew after all.

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>>138595160
Are you legitimately retarded?

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>>138587871
Excusez moi?

>>138586102
You bow to no one

>>138593757
This

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Daily reminder that the Nazis invented Adidas and Puma.

>>138587054
>>>138586945
>also in this one
This is sped up though, watch how quickly the other people move

>>138595710
So, you believe history recorded by Jews 70 years ago to be exact while (i assume) disbelieving recorded events from 16 years ago - now? 9/11, Syria, DNC hack etc.

>>138595715
His face doesn't fit in to be honest,Hitler just knew better how to protrude his face and appearance.

>>138595835

the Nazis also invented the jewish immunity to everything, for which im eternally grateful, if not for him i would probably be living in your european shithole instead of the Holy Land.

>>138585837
Hitler was a true wizard. What was high was his powerlevel?

>>138596343

over 6 million :D

>>138593263
dont forget the Russian barbarians would have raped his dog too then eat it

Hitler liked to be peed on.

Degenerate.

>>138594222
I love how kikes try to demonize Goebbels as a monster for killing his kids, but utterly fail to reflect upon the situation he was in. Had he not killed his kids, they would have been tortured, raped and then killed by the soviet subhumans storming Berlin. His actions were merciful beyond compare. He spared his children from utter degradation the communist scum were KNOWN of committing upon their victims.

>>138596343
Have girls piss on him power level.

ew

>>138596198
No, Israel was secured in 1918.
Balfour Agreement.

>>138596554
How many people are alive in the world before you collapse their wave function?

>>138593263
>>138596719
Oh shut the fuck up idiots

Heisenberg's principle.

>>138597095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-mFNXa7Mjw

>>138585951
Funny how he loved muslims too.

>>138595715
Grandma Göring

>>138596938

but we didnt want israel from the british, we wanted israel from the germans.

if Balfour gave us Israel in 1918 the world would just tell us to fuck off to the desert and not come back.
but thanks to me hero, Hitler, not only did we get Israel, we also got total immunity from everything and still hold our rule over all of your countries.

Why the hell do you think hitler started WW2?
it was to give us Israel, thats why i love him so much.
He was a puppet of the most powerful of the jews, the Rothchilds, but still, he's the biggest friend of the jews.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW3GAjAKges

The Swan Dies
The Phoenix now set in pearl
begins it's immortal

Rise

>>138586765
Doesn't make it not the greatest tragedy to have befallen modern man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_dmQ7-_b-c

Israel had studied cannabis for over 50 years and has led the way in curing cancer.

Very humanist.

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>>138585837

>>138597479
show your real flag larp

>>138592984

Men looked actually like men back in the day

What a shame that everything went down the shitter.

>>138597479
That's my bloodline.

B-

There's a Phoenix in every grape of the vine...
The Fox and The Grapes...

The Fox King... Represents Wikileaks.

>>138598523

im a jew, you dont believe me?
i can post a picture of my cut dick, if you like looking at dicks.
my nose is also hooked a bit, not much, but its noticable.

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Rush in Hacking

>>138599376
You are a Jew?

I doubt that. You aren't emitting any light.

Maybe you have a hat on.

You see that little horse right there?

That's actually the companion of Harmony, who's wrapped in a snake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJfhFZ684SU

The Martians

>>138586765
It was a fake. They staged that photo in Cleveland.

>>138587389
Dr. Mengele? im SS
You dont get to bring jews

>>138589712
Looks like he was trying to be a nigel here.

>>138592807
Is that a side piece?
He a playa.
My ni gah

>>138586765

Staged by (((hollywood))).

>>138599376
so you bare larping?
good to know
if you're not, just show your flag
i have a cut dick too. it's not an exclusive jew thing