So do you feel any changes since the eclipse?

No, I slept through it.

>>138582942
Perfect serenity. I gazed upon it with my bare eyes and it was beautiful. Supernatural significance aside, the splendor of nature is amazing.

Well... I've been noticing that OP has been more of a faggot. This isn't exclusive to after this eclipse though, it's an ongoing trend.

>>138582942
Truth was pulled up from a deep recession.

>>138582942
Was restless and didn't sleep at all last night. Everything feels like it's up in the air.

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My TV backlight broke and my back has started hurting since yesterday

>>138586287
Sorry about your tv baclighting and your back. Hope you get better. //The moon & The sun

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>>138582942
http://www.strawpoll.me/13762213/r
take the test fags

>>138582942
my dick got even smaller
>feelsbadman.jpeg

yup. there is an increase in the levels of autists that believe that an eclipse has major effects

A slight headache.

>>138582942

the eclipse is a Jewish conspiracy

>>138587094
same

>>138582942
No i still want to destroy /pol/ nazis. you white supremacists are a cancer to society and you should die.

>>138582942
I feel uneasy, like something bad is about to happen.

>>138582942
My balls droped and voice changed to that of drag queen, can't wait till sep23!

>>138582942
Yeah, I started a new semester yesterday.

>>138582942
No you stupid fuck. The middle ages called. They want their dumb superstitions back. Ffs

>>138582942

I masturbated to furry porn. It was alright but I felt kind of gross afterward.

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>>138589119
i knew this would be a thing

No, I fell asleep with my head in my wife's lap and woke up an hour later to go to the gym. Feels good being a Chad who doesn't give a shit about two balls lining up.

>>138588670
>>138578131

>>138583518
President Trump?

>>138591840
read the OP >>138588670

>>138586703
Thanks Anon

>>138582942
No, I'm not a retard. Did you remember to sacrifice a goat when it happened, OP?

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it now takes a full five minutes from initiation to completion of ejaculation with between 200 and 500ml of fluid produced. this is often followed by several more orgasms within a short time frame, and increasing fluid production with each orgasm

furthermore the smell of my armpits now seems to be attracting and seducing nearly every attractive woman i come in contact with, to the point where i could have sex with any woman at nearly any time.

has anyone else noticed this?