Android 8.0 "Oreo" to include non-optional diversity

"WiFi Assistant"
Auto-connects you to high quality open WiFi and secures your connection with a VPN back to Google.

Probably plenty of other kikery yet to be discovered.

https://www.android.com/versions/oreo-8-0/

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Includes fan favourite such as "EMPOWERED WOMAN" "EMPOWERED WOMAN IN CEOs CHAIR" and "2 DADs"

>>138579862
There are 5 versions of "2 DADs" and probably 20 "EMPOWERED WOMENs"

>>138579899
My personal favourite is WOMAN WELDER, because we all know female welders are severely under represented in their emoji options

is islam the only religion represented or are there emojis for other religion as well?

>>138580247
Obviously just Islam

>>138579862
>None of the emojis are brown
Back to the drawing board, shitlords.

Linux distros need to get its shit together and pump out more smartphone os alternatives

>>138580247
you got pajeets wearing turbans

>>138579862
>>138579899
wow, only 2dads with up to 2 kids?
How very homophobic to quint families with 2 dads..
WE DEMAND A NEW EMOJI SET TO ACCOMADATE 2DADS * 2 * 2 *2 FOR EVERY POSSIBLE GENDER..
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

WE NEED ALL THE GENDERS INCLUDED IN THIS!

>>138580540
Isn't there a way to 'mix' emojis?

Like, you select a default yellow police officer and then do a +brown command? Not sure if the keyboard does this work or the user.

>>138580540
they use the additional skin colour unicode copepoints to change the colour from yellow to others

https://emojipedia.org/modifiers/

>>138579563

This diversity thing pisses me off mostly because they make it so big thing. I wouldn't even care if I saw that hijab emoji since I won't use it anyway. Obviously muslims use phones too so it isn't even news.

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>>138580792
see >>138580760 it already works like this

>>138579563
Any good ideas for an android replacement? If I have to I will move to WIndows phone or some shit, I don't give a fuck, android is the last google product I have and I am looking to migrate away from all of their products

>>138579862
>Pig and Bacon
To BTFO the Muzzies
>Cow
To BTFO the Pajeets

>>138580760
RACIST!
Why cant the default be brown and you type +white to get the yellow one

>>138580582
this. I'm sick of feeling paranoid for having a camera/mic/gps in my pocket

>>138579563
And people whine about providers not giving updates to Android phones.

THERE'S BACON ON THERE
FUCKING ISLAMAPHOBES REEEEEEEE

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>>138579563
>Also a feature which routes your traffic through a google VPN, don't you goy- guys just love google?
wtf does that even mean?

>>138579862
All those families with more than one kid are bullshit, Chinese can only have one kid.

>>138580883
I figured out the other day that google records your mic inputs and sends it back to their servers, it is all stored on the activity page, I had like 6 years of mic inputs that I had no idea about..how fucking creepy is google

>>138580943
It automatically connects you to public wifi signals but routes your traffic through a google vpn for "safety"

>>138580989
Pretty sure they are off that system now

>>138580828
this

Holy shit.
You made me remember that there are people out there who literally use emojis.

Fucking subhumans.

fuck that... I'm going back to blackberry or some shit.

>>138580883
How would a fake GPS app work? I've used one on my phone and sometimes it even throws off the GPS on my computers, such as showing NYC weather. I also have the weather for some Russian city on my phone.

I had high hopes for Ubuntu mobile but it flopped sadly, there are android distros that are de-googlefied though, it is FOSS after all.

>>138580582

>>138581064
>public wifi signals but routes your traffic through a google vpn for "safety"
dont those public wifi signals have a password?

>>138580827
>>138580827
but emojis were yellow so that this wouldn't be necessary...

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>>138579563
>>138580827
mfw we use those new emojiis to celebrate every ISIS attack.

even regardless of the content the art sucks

>>138581317
No, they make you ok an agreement saying you won't do anything bad on the network.

>>138581360
yeah but muh diversity

the irony is that it's perfect to make racist emoji sequences

Virtue signaling.

>>138581459
Do yellow emojis represent asians now?

>>138581020
This. I'm pretty sure most people don't know they have a "my activity" page in goole. People should look this up

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>>138581370
>not using the finger up

>>138579862
you guys realize we dont have to accept this right? just dont fucking buy android or update and everyone fucking complain about it

>>138581613
kek'd

>>138581600
no its simpsons rules yellows are whites and whites are yellow

>>138579862
WOMAN DOCTOR
WOMAN FIREFIGHTER
WOMAN GRADUATE
WOMAN POLICE OFFICER
PEDOBEAR

Such diversity.

>>138581815
Oh shit, pedobear is making a comeback, I didn't even see him. That's one upside to this update.

I need gps for my delivery job.

How do i keep the jew off my back?

>>138579862
Pretty brave of them to put two pedophile men with two kids as an emoji. Must be trying to push that propaganda now

>>138581664
90% of people don't give a shit so good luck with your fight.

>>138582009
Tape a tax form on your back and you should be golden

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>>138579563
Really shows the ingrained racism that permeates these organizations, like Google, when the only emojis of people force the idealized vision of white European hair and try to invalidate the existence of POCs by excluding the natural hair of black and brown women.

>>138579563
so there's hijabis and turbaned sikhs, when are we getting a kike emoji with a kippah? That would be fun.

Now some ebin menes :D so they have to stop this like faceapp ethnic mod

>>138582225
dis, wtf craKKKaz, neguz ain't juss malananated cavemen honkies

>>138582270
How you gonna fit that big arse nose on a tiny emoji?

>>138579563
Like "I am going to kill these (diversity insert emoji here).". This stuff are easily to be exploit.

>>138581815
>women should not be beaten and not be in the kitchen

>>138579862

Where are the 500 genders?

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>>138582225
>>138582348
In case it wasn't clear, this needs to be signal boosted to the nogs, let's see if we can get (((google))) to double the # of people emojis.

>>138582613
The number of emojis is the number of genders. I sexually identify as a thinking guy.

>>138582613
They'll patch them in along side SINGLE WHITE MALE RAISING (x) colour kid

>>138579899
All the single daddies, all the single daddies.

>>138581370
whyte boy has dis small benis

>>138582225
Pretty sure they're gonna release with recolour options like every emoji, calm your fucking shit negro

Instead of discussing about the emojus like the FAGGOTS you are, I NEED to know more about this:

>a feature which routes your traffic through a google VPN

>>138582846
>leaf

>>138582840
Wh*tes btFO

>>138579563
So when I use public wifi, I will automatically connect to a Google VPN?

Nice! Browsing 4chan through a Google VPN, redpilling the Google AI. Learn it about the jews.

>>138579862
FUCKING DISGUSTING PROPAGANDA

>>138579563
I wonder how much Nabisco paid those hook-nosed fucks to name this trash "oreo."

>>138579563
I'm so glad that diversity has broadened our emoji selection. I bet if Hillary was president we'd be getting 120 new emojis instead of just 60 though.

>>138580883
Sailfish OS

>>138579862
>the man and the child next to pedo bear
well

>>138580827
Sweetie are you saying it's OK that I have to select the fact that I am a nigger and white is the default?

>>138584799
Go code your own OS, apps
Oh sorry, ...
We have to do it for you.

>>138581096
Buy chink shit. It's still largely android, but obviously can't use Google. I have a Meizu with FlymeOS. Sure its a Chinese botnet, but what do I care? I don't live there and I don't think they care about me shitposting.

>>138581064
Connecting through VPN does help prevent man in the middle attacks. Friend of mine had ransomware installed after connecting to a hotel wifi

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>>138579563

>over 60 new emoji

JUST GET A ANDROID PHONE WITHOUT GOOGLE YOU FUCKS

>>138585195
That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with MITM. Exploitation of a system is much easier when you don't have to go through NAT.

>>138580827
Can that be done on the phone or just baked in?

>>138581600
Besides all shares of oreo yellow ones seems kinda racis.

>>138585425
such as?

>>138586196
Install LineageOS

>>138580883
my china smartphone sends partly unencrypted data about me to servers in china. imei, imsi, macs and some encrypted shit. They can remotely install apps without using google play.
> tfw i bought a hacked pocket computer

>>138580834
How long before pigs and dogs are removed because it's offensive to Muslims?

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not sure if pic related still (((works)))

>>138586196
>>138581096
>>138580828
xperia

>>138580828
>Doesn't want android
>>138591822
Give you android

It's like some of you can't even fucking read

>>138579862
I hate liberals more each and every day. I thought it could not grow, but they keep finding a way to irk me.

>>138579862
I don't see how most of these emojis are relevant in any sort conversation.

>>138579563
probably like 90% of sandnigger emotes used will be followed by a bomb and explosion emotes

>>138579862
This isn't a big deal
For crying out loud its not worth the effort we got the Jews on the ropes here, most willing to leave Europe and you guys are worried about a feature that literally nobody uses

>>138579563

Google has grown to big too fail, it's time we regulate it as a public utility.

>>138579563
I don't own Android and apparently I never will.

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>>138579862
>2 dads

>>138579927
As a welder I can tell you that women are moving into the field because most men cant pass the drug test.

>>138579862
remember when emojis didn't have a gender?

>Dear Android
>after my kids watched the emoji movie they were terrified to find out that there is poop in their phone
>Looking through the options there is no way to remove emojis altogether, not even blocking them is possible
>I had to stop them several times from washing their phones now
>Looking at your direct competitor, the iPhone, it is also not possible there
>My only option was to give them old flip phones to rid them of phones filled with poop
>I sincerely hope you will address this issue soon to stop this epidemic of poop phones
>With friendly regards

>>138592012

>>138584593

Is there any alternative to Android and iOS?

I wonder if you could use emojis to communicate and fuck with their ai keyword shit.

>>138581360
Except because of The Simpsons, most people connect: yellow = white

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>>138579563
Now do you people understand why China bans Google? The monopolistic empire is a subversive national security threat.

>>138593692
Wait wut?

>>138593646
Apple.

>>138593666
Yes you can.

>>138593765
It's unfair competition because it has the abbility to set up trends and make chinese people invest their money in what they want.

>>138593646

Sailfish OS

>Spams the Same answer like an idiot

>>138579563
There's always to have fun with these

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>literally throwing fits over fucking emojis

>>138593765
I love censorship. 100 percent.

>>138579563
Alright, someone call up the_Terry and tell him we need God's mobile OS right fucking NOW!!!!!
ScriptureOS WHEN???

>>138579563
They need to include a culture-appropriation feature where the skin color is locked so that COS White Males can be readily identified.

>>138593855
Apple is iOS

Buy a phone that LineageOS works on and do not install Gapps.

>>138579632
Really the whole US telecom kikery is to blame for that.
Here with enormous dataplan no one needs to connect to public wifi anymore.

>>138579563
>express yourself in more ways than ever
>60 new digitalised monkey grunts
You know, it would be nice to have a general way to express concepts of arbitrary complexity, without need to have clipart image for every fucking thing?

>>138581317
No. That ad-ridden shit you see in browser does not protect your connection. If signal is encrypted - you need to provide credentials during actual connection.

>>138593765

Oh sure, because Chinas looks after its citizens and cares sooo much. LOL

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Imagine if an alien race came to our planet and checked us out:

>Oh cool, they developed this "Unicode" thing, a global standard for communication interchange, that encompasses all languages on the planet! That's kind of neat!
I know right? It's fascinating; in addition to all the historical and contemporary languages used on this planet, they also have these pictorial representations of human emotion, in order to help convey these emotions asynchronously over their Internet. It's kind of amazing that the humans are so self-aware of their own fragile emotional state that they engineered this whole thing.
>You have a point, but... what the fuck is up with these differently-colored variations on these specific "emoji"? What is the practical difference in expressing "THUMBS UP" (which is cartoonishly yellow), and "THUMBS UP: LIGHT SKIN TONE", provided that the sender does in fact have a light skin tone? And what about the other skin tone variations? Someone with a light skin tone probably shouldn't use them at all in order to avoid "offending" anyone, right?
Well, we're still trying to figure out exactly how "offense" works, but yeah, I see your point. Why pollute this universal encoding range with bullshit like that? Why imply that humans with different skin colors somehow produce iconographically distinct emotions?
>You've got me—seems pretty fuckin stupid. Oh well, guess we'll leave them be to work this all out for another few thousand years...

>>138580828
flip phone

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>>138579563
Samsung will replace them all anyway. Koreans don't put up with this bullshit.

>>138595511
National interest > interests of individual citizens. Volk an shiet you know.