*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

>>138577109

>sends Gump into the tunnels

Nothing personal, gook.

>>138577109
>gets the agent orange out

heh.... nothin personnel jap...
*flame throws*

>>138577109
*suffers a protracted defeat*

"Haha yeah we totally kicked their asses! Come on home boys"

*keep doing the same thing against more 3rd world shitholes*

Bomb the shit out of his village then defend for two months new life village that's being built in it's place

>>138577109
I'm going home like a good G.I. Just leave me be.

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Win the war, sign a peace treaty, and let Democrats throw it away a few years later.

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I kill him with my Aus steyr

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>>138577109
send in the squad autist

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>>138577109
I throw a flashbang at his feet, causing him to get confused. I will then follow it up with a shuriken to the forehead, which will split his head wide open.

I need to survive, so I am forced to eat his brain, consuming all of his ancient chinese knowledge.

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>>138577109

>>138577109
kill all hmongs.

nigger tier shitskin asians. read that again. KILL ALL HMONGS. THEY ARE NIGGER TIER SHITSKIN ASIANS. THEY ARE NOT ASIANS, THEY ARE FUCKING ASIAN NIGGERS. ALL OF THEM. EVERY LAST ONE. NIGGER NOSE, DARK SKIN, SHIT TIER "ASIANS".

fuck them. let that be a lesson learned, you fat USA faggots.

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>>138577109
Offer food for legendary pokemons

It's just a misunderstanding.

>>138579239
nice proxy faggot. you are not japanese. goddamn weebs on this site, you all need to die. FAT UGLY WEEBS. SHOW YOURSELF OR GET OUT.

>>138582548
Holy shit

>>138577109
run away whilst squirting diarrhea out of my arse (purely due to complete and utter fear) whilst screaming "I'M WINNING, I'M WINNINNGG!"

I'll then start telling all my friends about how hard I won and how I didn't **really** care that much about winning anyway.

>>138577109
>defeats 20 US marines

>>138580826
#ChickenMassacre #NeverForget #NotAllButchers #Chickenophobia

>>138582548
based beautiful asian girl.

niggers can go to hell. nobody wants them, especially asia.

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>>138580826
>Win the war

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Get back to work making my shoes, you fucking zipperhead.

I could take a couple thousand civilians

I could take a couple thousand civilians pretty easily.

>>138582548
Why are whites the only race who puts up with the niggers crap?

>BE AMERICAN
>VC OVER THERE
>start shooting my m16
>THE FNG near me goes down shooted by a Victor charlie sniper, damn gooks
>"RADIOMAN "
>BRAVO ONE SIX THIS IS ALFA TWO WE GOT MULTIPLE VCs 200 MT NORTH REQUESTING NAPALM , OVER
>"NAPALM INCOMING 30 seconds , over "
>NAPALM STRIKES BURNING THE GOOKS
>go check for " multiple gooks "
>mfw there were only 2 gooks with ak47
>mfw when i just called an expensive plane to drop an expensive payload on 2 fucking gooks
>feels good to be american
>get PTSD 3 years later

>>138584263
Das true we are the only ones that deal with them raping out women and robbing our stores

>>138585070
welcome to Rising Storm 2 : Vietnam.Never to young to get PTSD

>>138577109

Ask to marry his daughter.

>>138582548
Soulless gooks are no better thought. Both belong to the oven.

>>138577109
Tell him "mirin your fuckin jaw and cheekbones brah, i'm jelly of your sick definition" before throwing rice into his face and eyes, then bayonetting his stomach. I would then bow to his corpse in honour of his chilselled fucking jaw and cheek bones. Mad cunt brah.

>>138583689
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Peace_Accords
We won, we stopped the commie invasion of South Vietnam.

South Vietnam only fell once the war was over, Nixon was out, and Dems were in control of congress.

>>138579239
Win almost every battle
Go home because of anti-war faggots and Democrats
We lost somehow

>>138577109
Cut off his ears and wear them on my belt. Also massacre his entire village

>>138577109
Offer him 100$ for his tight-pussy cute doughter. Then call him "daddy" and my mongol father-in-law will never block my path. Thats what I call diplomacy

>>138577109
>gives independence

>>138590061
You're alright Russia, don't go to Moscow tomorrow.

*napalms your family
Nothin' personal, Nguyen.

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Push my expensive, taxpayer-funded Commie-Remover™ (so to speak) into the water and high-tail it back to the States, natch!

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>>138577109
*teleports behind you and kicks ball at your head*
>nothing personal, Gringo

>>138577109
throw rice.

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>>138577109

>throw a slice of bread
>communist instantly loses his shit and tries to grab it before the rats get to it
>continue my way as he feasts on both the bread and the rat

You can also ask to buy his rifle for $1 and that will probably be worth a million in his socialist/communist country.

>>138583134
You forgot to add
>but also use this defeat to explain how the people would definitely win a war against their own government

>>138577109
Offer snake wine and drink with him.

>>138577109
If muh vidya is anything to go off of.
>panic and pump 3 shells of buckshot into him
>run back the way I came
>throw white phosphorus grenade back into tunnel
>hum House of the Rising Sun to block out the sounds of gooks choking and burning to death.
>find next gook hole
>rinse and repeat with similar late 60's popular music.

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