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>>138570078
I really hope Zuckerberg is the nominee for the Democrats. If you think facebook is bad at censorship now wait until his campaign officially starts.

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>>138570078

>chaotic

We knew he was going to be their candidate literally a year ago.

They're stupid though, he'll never win. Robot aspie.

You wanna win nigga?

Trump should have him killed

zuck is by far the least threatening candidate possibility. No one likes him.

We no longer have a democracy is billionaires our the only choice for president.

>>138570078
>they "trust me"
>dumb fucks
It's over for Zuck, he can't recover from this.

>>138570357
He already has shills out there doing damage control for that, and he isn't even running yet. I've seen comments along the lines of "we've all been young and said dumb shit". They're trying to humanize this disgusting monster.

>>138570352
Ftw the dystopian big brother of the future we had to fear wasn't Orwells 1984, but the prime time celebrity reality show version

What a mind fuck

>>138570078
please god let this happen
imagine beta cuck zuck trying to debate the god emperor
he'd probably start stuttering, get embarrassed and run off stage crying

>>138570574
Tfw, kill me

>>138570573

>They're trying to humanize this disgusting monster.

Literally impossible

>>138570078

He'd be sitting in the debate chair sweating bullets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXrKKwHmPz4

>>138570078
Good, Facebook can finally die.

>>138570774
Holy fuck, what a weirdo.

Someone post the mancar and the other one

>>138570078
Zuckerberg will lose faster and worse than Hillary and spend 2 billion doing it.

>>138570078
>Baits Kikeberg into running against him
>faces controlled opposition

>>138570078

I'd be shocked if he survived the primaries.

>zuck can't possibly win lol nobody would take that seriously

Because everyone took Trump seriously at first. Don't sleep on threats.

>>138570774
Wow his response was fuxking creepy.

Trump
> this guy is such a lightweight I'm telling you, he broke out in bullets about privacy on his website - privacy a touchy subject, broke out in bullets. Why is he so nervous? Creepy guy- Creepy Zuck

I'll be voting for cuckerberg,

>>138570078
>>138570078
Zuck is too autistic to run

>>138570078

Sounds like bullshit to me. Zuck might try but he's no threat. Just another retarded clown living in a fantasy.

>>138571823
Zuck was prob an auttie but the MK ultra set in and now he's half zombie

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>>138570078
>America becomes United States of Facebook

I welcome our Jewish corporate overlords

>>138570078

He should watch out for Mark Cuban too

>>138571565
I don't get this one. Besides him looking like a fag, what's going on here?

>>138570078
I doubt he'll even be the democratic nominee.

I saw a Rick and Morty episode yesterday, in which they bashed Zuckerberg. His backstabbing even made it into pop culture.

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>>138570078
Zuck The Cuck meme thread

>>138570078
this was bound to happen, everything about zuck reeks of puppet. rando ass kike steals a company and now is one of the tech giants beside barely ever talking about anything significant. has chink wife which he tries to appease the chinese goverment with. and now after trump won, he is summonend to win the presidency beside any kind of real talent. this guy a complete fake, everything he does seems complete disingenious

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>>138570078
lmao DO IT

>>138570078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmYzjjSfT8s
He also won't be able to hold up under pressure

>>138570078

Zuck is going to blackmail everybody.
In every district he loses, all registered voters will have their Facebook and browsing history revealed.

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>>138570078
He'll be the most blatant anti-Christ ever
https://web.archive.org/web/20170817204555/https://www.vox.com/identities/2017/8/17/16162226/corporations-replacing-churches-americas-conscience

https://web.archive.org/web/20170820054625/https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/19/business/moral-voice-ceos.html

>>138570078
If Mark Zuckerberg ever becomes president I will kill myself.

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>>138571800
>Creepy guy- Creepy Zuck
Haha holy shit. I can honestly imagine Trump saying that. I feel like he would fucking murder Zuck in a debate.

>>138572041
Hes actually incredibly smart, manipulative, careful and completely selfish with no morals

He's like an arrogant robot with a vengeance against humanity

>democrats run crazy joe
>win because joe is likable despite being stupid/creepy

>democrats run the most evil unlikable person next to hillary
>they lose again

>>138572115
bring it on. expose me, cuckerburg!

>>138572204
Millenials absolutely love zuck and his ilk.

>>138570573
Why is he a disgusting monster? By making billions of dollars off retarded normies? Cry more, bitch boy.

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>>138572204
>nominating someone who will be around 78 at the start of his first term
Never gonna happen. They'll go with that stupid bitch, Harris, and they'll lose. Zuck will get annihilated in the primaries. He is so incredibly unlikable. The video posted earlier shows why, and it's why you almost never see video of him. He doesn't know how to talk and act like a normal human.

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>President Zuckerberg

Jesus christ I can picture this fuckwit being cozy as hell with Merkle

>>138572009
The obese neckbeard on a scooter.

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>>138572068
>In front of big crowd doing publicity stunt for the dumbfucks
>Interviewer suddenly goes off script and asks about privacy
>OHSHIT.jpg
>STUTTERING.gif
>begin sweating profusely
>Talk about gibberish 3 times
>Revert back to college dorm story and hope noone noticed
>I'm so smart, these creatures are like ants to me
Zuck the cuck is a walking cringe meme

Trump the thump is a walking funny/edgy meme

>>138572202
exactly, he is the perfect lackey, he seems like the kind of guy who would accept a devil's offere in a heartbeat. wouldn't be suprised if he runs on a sugar coated NWO platform, ubi, more diversity, free healthcare (with mandatory rfid chip) and all that jazz.

>>138570078
Zuck is an easy target since he sucks at public speaking.

Also, notice how Zuck avoids any PR events in Hawaii since the locals still remember how Zuck tired to sue his neighbors.

>>138572172
Assassinate, the suicide.

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>>138570078
>Anyone thinking Zuckerberg could win any states in the Rust Belt

I hope they run him, they'll deserve everything they get

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>>138570818
By the looks of things, we should be rid of it by 2020.

>>138572202
He's not smart. He has utter lack of foresight considering how he didn't think he did anything wrong by trying to sue as many of his neighbors as he can in order to see how much land he could grab.

He wasn't prepared for the inevitable backlash,

>>138570078

nice try, you larping shill!

secret is out; we know how they operate; oooh lets make a movie and tv show with a nigger so people get comfortable with it and suddenly it's okay for nigger to be elected! Oooh lets try to plant a seed many years in advance and stay in public eye as personality and suddenly people are welcome and receptive.. OOH lets try to get CEO of most popular social media site elected by promise of UBI...

BWAHAHAH YEAH, RIGHT! TOM from Myspace has better chance that jewigger, Elon has better chance even Justin Timberlake would win over that thief! He has how many billions and what has he done with it since FB went IPO?!? How many billions Elon had before he was able to start SpaceX, Tesla, PowerWall and others even if with help of IN-Q-TEL?!

Jewberg had his chance in the first 3 years of going IPO to cement his public persona in favorable few but instead he decided to fuck Hindus in the ass by exposing his future plans to the world.

BYE BYE JEWBERG! BYE BYE JEWBOOK

>>138570078
How the fuck is Zuckerberg even considered a threat, the guy isn't even fit to be president... has anyone forgotten that zuckerfuck stole the idea of facebook of someone else.

>>138570078
75D sudoku

Trump knows kikerberg would have an even worse chance than Hillary. Trump convinces the media, with shit tier bait, to promote kikerberg as a candidate.

>>138573230
beware the useful idiots

>>138572938
Lmao, kikerberg is everything the rust belt hates. God I hope that run this fucker.

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>>138570078
imagine him having to debate a primary with bernie kamala harris and biden LOL

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>>138573230
>t. every Democrat in 2015

>>138570078
It would be a good thing if suckerberg was president. There could be no denial that Jews control the US.

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>>138570078
story planted by zuck the cuck's pr dept to make him seem like a viable candidate

he's gonna have an uphill climb convincing anybody that he's human though, and i'm pretty sure that's a requirement to become president, even if it's not explicit in the constitution

>>138573666
You're not mistaken, trips of evil. In fact Zuckerberg might even be forced into running to protect Facebook. I think the Feds are going to start anti-trust rumblings next year to put the stick about with these grotesque, arrogant tech giants. Amazon and Google are better candidates but FB isn't far behind.

>>138573551
Truth, and for that reason he'd probably try to enter late and swing SuperDelegates with the claim that he'll finance the election campaign himself.

In Illinois right now, the Democrats have a Kennedy millionaire running... and they're trying to get him to step aside so they can run a Pritzker BILLIONaire instead. Because the sitting Republican (who is dead meat) is also a billionaire, and a mere Kennedy millionaire can't compete.

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>>138570169
I can't wait to see that ultimate shitstorm of all shitstorms.
Deus is Vulting

>>138573900
Ha!

I hope Zuck runs, doesn't get the nomination, continues on as an independent, picks Bernie as his running mate, splits the liberal vote thus ensuring a Trump landslide.

>>138574098
>lizard trying convince normies that he is human
Could work out with tons of kikebook brainwashing.

>>138570078
This little Jew creep tried to get the Chinese president to name his son

how can he be a president (of the Greaters country no less) when he cant even take care of his own webbsite? this guy also sells private informations to Corporations and World leaders gladly.

only a idiot would vote for him.

>>138572202
Sorry are you talking about Drumpft here

It's going to be another 20 years before America even thinks about electing a Jew. Those flyover states do not mess around.
Also, he looks like the face of "those damn millennials" that old people hate. No way will any of the elderly support what they see as another spoiled autistic kid

>>138570078
Sure. Donald "the madman" Trump considers Cukerberg as thread. Sure.

> "He's a geek, a computer nerd, his only claim to fame is his social media company. My son Baron, he's very good with computers"
>"You don't see him running for President, but he's very good with computers people, let me tell you".
>"This Zuckerberg. This limp handshake, sweaty computer nerd, he wouldn't make a good president."
>"Limp Zuckerberg is a very weak candidate folks. Very weak".

>>138570078
>Zuck is totally a good candidate!
>Trump thinks he is a threat!
>My sources? People with similar thinking.

Barry needs to go back in time and fix this shit

>Zuckerberg had previously sparked rumors of a future bid for political office when, in May 2016, Facebook created a class of company shares that would let Zuckerberg retain control of the company even if he were “serving in a government position or office.”

kek, still wants to hold on to his shekels, though. I thought he was giving it all away?

>>138572680
Isn't that boogie?

>>138570078
Half of facebook users are going to bail and move to other sites if this happens. Plus facebook userbase has peaked and all new starters are just spam bots or gwegwe magwagwa from bongobongoland who has 5 friends and stopped posting after a few posts. I use twitter almmost everyday and facebook about once a month.

>>138571549
0:26

the actual father on sight.

>>138570078
He cannot survive any meme clash, as he is memed pretty much downside.

>>138572193
hahaha.

"He has pictures of your sons and daughters on his computer. He's a creepy guy."-Trump 2020

>>138570078
All the bullshit that facebook pulls will be owned by Zuck, he's not a good candidate

Zuck running as a democrat? If the party allows him they deserve to fucking lose because holy shit, the stupidity.

The fuck is the United States? A democracy or a plutocratic oligarchy?

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>>138576460
Yeah it is. Also just a testament to how fucking petty and hateful /pol/ is to try to frame this as something that Boogie should be shamed for. He's there trying to have a good time and make other people happy, regardless of how retarded he appears to others. You fucking autists wouldn't know anything about that because you're too socially awkward to form a human connection with anyone other than your fellow retards on 4chan. You all make a big deal about "muh white genocide" meanwhile you're too hateful to ever even have a chance at emotionally connecting with another human being, let along sticking your dick in a girl to procreate. This board is fucked. Go fuck yourself. Go jump off of a bridge. None of you deserve to live. /pol/ is a fucking dumpster fire.

Kill yourself.

>>138570078
No way in HELL would I EVER vote for Zuckerberg. That guy doesn't seem right to me. Like he isn't human or something odd.
President Sell-our-data.

>>138570078
Trump would destroy him in a debate.
It'd be like running over a baby with a steamroller.

I'd watch it.

>>138570078
>Zuck the cuck is my next candidate
Feels fucking bad man.
Why can't the left find someone with a personality? I just want to vote on the side of science.

>>138571976
>Mark Cuban
Remember how CNN trotted out like 40 trump rape victims over a month? No way Cuban will risk it.

>>138577496

Imagine what a seasoned politician would do.
>assuming there are some left

I predict by 2020, sentiment on pol will shift, zuck will be like bernie on steroids and offer enough gibs for everyone to satisfy the NEETs, and /pol/ will be full on zuck cucked. Screencap this.

>>138570078
Good. Dems won't nominate hime, especially if they wouldn't take Sanders. It will split the Dem vote and guarantee Trump's second term.

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>>138577394
>Like he isn't human or something odd.

>trump bigging up an zuckerberg as a worthy opponent

Let's see if he manages to troll that delusional kid into running and completely ruining the opposition.

>>138570352
>>138570574
Ironically it was the billionaire who spent the least and won.

>>138577373

>Zuck vs Trump
>One inherited millions is a draft dodger and turns the populace against one another for profit. Cheats construction contractors for a living and throws them "SLAPPS's".
>the other a privileged prick who had programming tuition since he was a kid, went to Harvard and stole an idea from both his colleagues and from existing networks like myspace, got rid of them while climbing

All cancer. Even people like Gates, Jobs and the other guy that made his fortune on the stock market would be less cancerous than these. If Rockefeller himself was alive he would make a better candidate. Thats how bad they are.

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>>138570573

>>138570078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0To8NmwJ8Mk

>>138577533

Google Mark Cuban presidental run. He's toying with the idea and has said he'll beat Trump in 2020. Im pretty sure he got jealous after Trump broke down the barriers for non-politicians.

>>138577757
Not only he has the money, but also an amount of info that you can't even imagine. He has access to pretty much the thoughts of everybody, and means to change them.
If he runs, he wins. All hail the neocomunist Jew.

>>138576225
To his own charity

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I would put a large amount of money down on the majority of fagbook users not even knowing who Zuckerberg is. Normiebook users are some of the most un, and ill-informed people on the face of the planet.

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>>138578014

>>138570078
>>138572039
>>138572736
>>138576727
We'd have to meme (((echoes))) in his campaign if he does run.

>>138577555
Most politicians we have now are slow-witted and elderly, not many pack a punch, the ones left that survive the Day of the Rope.

>checked

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>>138577496
I'd watch a baby getting run over by a steamroller too. Put that shot on pay per view!

>>138572319

>millennials love zuck

No we don't. We've all seen The Social Network and don't trust him.

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What if he ran?

>>138578115

I dont know why but I think Sanders will return and run almost unopposed despite the age.

>>138578205

Moot is too good hearted to become a politician lel.

>>138571778
Trump is at least charismatic and had a fairly good reputation before his run. Who is going to vote for Zuck? Even liberals find him unbearable.

>>138571778
I would argue that Donald Trump won on primal warlord masculinity, of which Zucc has none.

>>138570078
Pardon me, but don't you at least have to be 40 years old to run for President, or the burgers don't really consider this?

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>>138578249
He'll be 78 at that point. He'd struggle to do a full term.

>>138578374

I blame the happy merchant.

>>138570078
But why? Zuckerkike is unlikeble as fuck

is he dare I say /familierwithhisthinking/

>>138578337
>dodged conscription

Zuckerberg would be worse for many reasons but Blumpf is literally a fat New Yorker who pretended his theme school was the military

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>>138578402
He's in pretty good shape, and honestly seems more fit than Trump.

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>>138578455
Oy vey!

>>138578205
No one knows who Snacks is.

>>138570175
This is honestly the only candidate that terrifies me... he can win

>>138578541
At that age it only takes a simple health complication to make him unable to act as president.

>>138572967
>Blue checkmarks will be shoahed in your lifetime

>>138570573

this

i've seen ZUCC's team doing their lil' focus group shill threads on this board

I'm absolutely sure of it

>>138570078
On one hand, I would meme Zuckerberg to be the democratic candidate because it would put the spotlight on Jewish control.

But you have to remember, the left pushed Trump to begin with because they thought he was certain to lose. Even the wikileaks showed the HRC camp planned to shill for him because they thought he was dumb, despite advisors warning he was smarter than he seemed.

>>138570078
>Jewberg
>Threat

>>138578781
Zuckerberg genuinely is a retard though. Read that manifesto he wrote a few months ago.

>>138570078
zuckerberg vs. trump...
hilarious

>>138578498

>implying there's anything wrong dodging conscription

Easy to say when you don't have to serve

>>138578936

Thats true but its not like any of us are running for president isnt it?

>>138570228
this.

all know that he stolen the code for facebook. only hollywoid and dems keep eyes closed :p

>>138570078
Imagine the debates between trump and cuckerberg. They would be glorious.

>>138574803
Kek
> son
It has a vagina

>>138576225
Talk about blue pilled

>>138570078

Zuckerberg wouldn't stand a chance int the nomination. Have you ever seen him talk in public? He is as charismatic as a turnip.

>>138578205
>What if he ran...
away? Like he ran away from 4chan?

>>138570228
this.

all know that he stolen the code for facebook. only hollywoid and dems keep eyes closed :p

>>138578205
who is this guy?

>>138579121

Shit was costing too many shekels. He was an hiro for all of us during those years.
May kek have mercy upon his boipussay.

>>138578620
For me it's Oprah
so basically I think we're fine

>>138578988

It's obviously a bonus if the leader of the nation has served but Vietnam was such a shitshow it's hard to blame him for dodging the draft. I'm a conscript too so I know how shitty it feels to be up to balls in mud listening to some retard who for the first time of his life has power in his life while he's fucking everything up and getting us lost in the thick of the woods. Can't even imagine how shitty the real thing is, glad he had the balls to say no.

I think Zuck the cuck has no idea what this will do to his platform, Trump is not afraid to play dirty, he was never a PC faggot like Zuck he is not afraid to expose the hypocrisy that is glowing around Zuck and even if Zuck wins, he will have his platforms eviscerated by conservatives who will use the alternative, as we saw almost half voted for Trump, he is not a business man, he uses people like Trump to sell his crap to morons, Trump can convince you into selling your hose for a glass of water, he know how to sell, Zuck only know how to make a image board were people can vote images basically and the final product you see today is improved by engineers more capable than he was, Zuck doesn't spend all day working on his laptop to improve Facefuuck a team does, the winner in this game is the one who has less to lose

>>138579257

It only shows that when the situation gets rough, he prefers to run and save himself.

Thats why it sucks because he ran for the highest position of leadership lol.

not even normies trust the zuck

I can't wait to see real brainwashing potential of facebook.

>>138578367
35

>>138570078
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he ran, but he'll lose in the primaries.

>>138579559
And I hope they aren't subtle about it. Let everyone see exactly how dangerous it is.

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>>138579591

>"but sir..."
>"consider the following..."

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>>138579203
Look, they're botting to shill for him.

Never underestimate your enemies. Certainly don't underestimate the power of his social media monopoly and the extreme stupidity of normies.

>>138579920
>20s
Gonna have to do better than that goy