Was he staring down the sun God as a means of foreshadowing his ascendance?
>trump tries to be funny
>everyone thinks he's an idiot
>>138560277
>trumps funny
>faggot msm spergs out and labels it "news"
These people are the biggest joke of all.
>>138555771
You know he has won, when all they can talk about is him. Imagine it must feel for a man of his stature. ON TOP OF THE FUCKING WORLD.
TWO SCOOPS?!
>>138555771
Did anyone else try looking straight at the eclipse? I feel retarded for it but I totally did. It was just a few seconds while it was covered by some clouds, but it really wasn't worth all the worrying.
>>138561287
*worrying that came after
Didn't mean to imply you shouldn't worry about your eyes after looking directly into the sun.
>>138555771
Trump stares at sun
Sun literally darkens and blinks
Trump wins again
I always love watching CNN cover Trump. You can just feel the absolute state of assblastedness through the television. It doesn't matter what he does, they are FUCKING PISSED about it. Great, great stuff.
>>138555771
>questioning the Sun God
H E R E T I C
>>138561777
check them
What a joke. 'Make america great again'
>>138561045
TUU SKOOBS FOR GRAHNALD YUMP
>>138561777
>staring directly into the eclipse like a total savage and not buying into the Jew glasses scheme
>>138561287
literally everyone did this for at least a glancing second
>>138561777
Could it be?
>>138555771
He was praising the sun.
>>138555771
Already seens niggers say "hope Ra burns his eyes"
>>138560277
>trump is an idiot
>/pol/ thinks he tries to be funny
>>138562428
You can't burn a God emperor, fools.
>>138561777
Checkem
you fucking burgers are so fucking pussified
like little children
literally nothing wrong with glancing toward the direction of the sun
even if you'd stare at it it's not that big of a deal
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_of_the_Sun
i don't know what is worse your jewish fake news or the retards that swallow it whole
>>138561777
Trump is the sun God!
>>138562906
It's just funny because everyone was causing such a panic about staring at the eclipse and the media is yet again creating a "story" about some trivial random thing Trump did
You are misunderstanding the joke, as usual with drunken depressed finns
>>138562299
might the sussest image ever
to scare the eclipse
>>138561777
FUCKING CHECKED
>>138561777
checked
but not questioning, just making a deal
>>138563933
>>138563799
>>138562299
>>138562244
>>138562088
>>138561500
>>138560277
This thread has been blessed with meme magic. Hail the God Emperor
>>138564155
>kekistan flag
>hail god emperor
>meme magic
i wish i was dead
>>138564420
Remember you can always kill yourself at any point :^)
>>138564872
Leave
>>138564155
>>138564420
Facts:
10-20 seconds of staring will cause sunburn of your eyes. Temporary.
Over 20 to about 1 minute. Worst burns, but still temporary.
Over 100 seconds. Permanent damage.
>>138564420
>no digits
>doh
illuminati confirmed
>>138565311
BUT LE DRUMPF STARED AT IT FOR 3 SECONDS HE GON BE BLIND WHAT A RETARD HAHHA BTFO ONCE AGAIN
>>138565015
Get cancer
>>138564420
/pol/ has become garbage.
>>138561777
Checked desu.
Praise Kek
>>138555771
man's a genius. he's going to dominate the news cycle again just by pretending to look at the sun
>>138561777
Me and Trump stared at the same sun at the same time. Truly blessed. Truly checked.
>>138561777
>>138561777
PRAISE
THE
SUN!
>>138555771
Thoth knows Trump is a brother of light who fight the brothers of darkness. The sun doesn't hurt Trump, it gives him energy.
>>138555771
Fresh Meme /pol/
Accept my offering
>>138571300
Hail the Sun PRAISE THE LORD OF LIGHT
>>138565311
Source? There are horror stories of people incurring irreversible (albeit slight) damage on themselves after less than 30 seconds.
>>138571759
I'm keeping this
>>138572722
Please spread my meme I love you
>>138561777
The holy trips! PRAISE KEK!
>>138555771
Just making sure the sun knows its place in the new dominance hierarchy.
>>138561777
kek
>>138561777
Post theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plgg9sSLRvQ
>>138561777
holy fuck, those godly digits
>>138555771
cucks
>>138564420
meme magic is the most xD reddit term I've ever seen
>>138573977
What's going on here??
>>138555771
He's looking up at the new white house
JEWS ARE THE MASTER RACE
>>138555771
Have you been huffing on a tank of nitrogen?
>>138564155
>>138564155
>>138577763
O shiet
>>138561287
I swear, if Hillary did this she would've been praised for her bravery or some shit like that
>>138555771
>turn off the lights, they are to bright!
>turn off the lights! turn off the lights!
tfw it will never be summer 2016 again
>>138555771
>>138555771
Many prophets are blind.
>>138561777
Fug yes
>>138578335
Thank god we have this timeline right anon
>>138578048
Fuck off with your stupid frogs dumb faggot kiwi
>>138561777
>>138580434
Yeah man thank Christ we have Le Based Donald Blumpf and his merry band of Jews. Remember the west lost its way along time ago. We are living in a corpse