>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Embed]
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
Highlights so far:
>stolen pontiac on the run
>taser fight
>high risk male beaner is beating on the door with a club
>unspecified mental illness
>violent tendencies
Evening Roberts. Chicagofag checking in.
>>138549271
Good evening Chiraqi, enjoy the show
>two year old son was hit in the mouth by the neighbor during an arguement
From earlier today
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2017/08/21/off-duty-fire-lieutenant-shoots-carjacker/
>caller heard over twenty gunshots
Evening, Roberts.
>attacked an elderly male white and dragged him down an alley
F
Evening guys. Shitty day. I hope I can just exist for awhile.
GOD SPEED ROBERT
>male beaners stole caller's bike
Homeland check
>man heard in the background shouting "kill me"
>Male Black in a gas station stealing laundry detergent
EVERY FUCKING NIGHT, why?!?
>>138557868
How else are you supposed to get it when you've spent your entire welfare check and crack and fried chicken?
>>138557868
Tide is expensive, why not???
>Took a round in the finger
Hopefully Robert shot that nog's middle finger off.
>someone shot on the corner
>shooter may still be on scene
>caller's white cadillac truck is on fire
>caller's attic was struck by lightning and is now on fire
I would hate to be a white guy living in the middle of that jungle, fuck.
Robert is an excellent marksman
I also wonder if anyone in the PD is aware of these threads.
Would make a hell of a good read after work.
Speak the fuck up ROBERT
>level 1 hazmat
>>138562855
apoceclipse thunder has been shaking my house. would believe
>>138563394
They are
>shot in the stomach and left thigh
>stable is not a condition REEEEEE