Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn

>>138537555
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>>138537723
Seriously, have you looked at this shit yet? I'm honestly a bit shocked.

>>138537827
Kys. Sage all fields

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>>138538056
Thanks, anon. The same to you too. Have you had a look, though? They're very explicit. Vonn also has strangely asymmetrical labia. Apparently the photos were all on her phone, which got hacked. She may be in legal trouble for it now.

Go to celebjihad and after the .com it's slash lindsey-vonn/lindsey-vonn-tiger-woods-nude-photos-leaked

>>138537555
Surely these trips mean that Kek has something to say about the importance of this subject...

>>138538504
>Thanks, anon. The same to you too. Have you had a look, though? They're very explicit. Vonn also has strangely asymmetrical labia. Apparently the photos were all on her phone, which got hacked. She may be in legal trouble for it now.
Thanks for the link, but that dick ain't big and her pussy looks like chewed up bubble gum, or a slimy slug. Fucking disgusting. Her pussy looks like a post op tranny.

>>138540989
>that dick ain't big
His dick goes almost down to his knee and it's not even hard.
Yeah, her labia looks like a bit of a mess but maybe that's just because she didn't arrange it properly. I probably would not fuck. Her body is super fit, though.

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>>138541471
>His dick goes almost down to his knee and it's not even hard.
That is as hard as a nigger dick gets, its maybe 6-7 inches. Heres a pic of Vonns pussy in case no one has seen it yet.

>>138541717
>That is as hard as a nigger dick gets, its maybe 6-7 inches.
6-7 inches flaccid impresses me a lot. I don't know about you, anon, but I can't even get to that size when I'm fully hard.
Lovely picture too. Basically true.

>>138537827
Are you jacking off to the pic you faggot? You should kill yourself

>>138537555
>Leibovitz

>>138542701
>Are you jacking off to the pic you faggot?
I can't help staring at it. It's very impressive. Does that make me a faggot? I'm not sure. I think it's ok to simply admire when another man is impressively well endowed.

>>138542701
Also, if you want to take a closer look, there's a discussion in this thread: >>>/b/742814790

>>138537555
he looks like he is working out from prison...
nigs will always nog

>>138541471


just looked. that shit is like 6.5 max. lmao

It just looks big because he has extremely low body fat, especially around the pubic region.

>>138545054
>that shit is like 6.5 max. lmao
It's flaccid though. Imagine how big it might bet when properly inflated. Like a long-range fairway driver. How can we even compete?

wow i have a nicer cock than tiger woods

now i just need $740 million

>>138545415

That's probably his max, he's definitely not flaccid in that pic. I think he flufeed himself as best he could.

>>138545415
>flaccid
how retarded are you to think he would send a flaccid dick pic

>>138544838
That's like 4 inches soft, my dick is bigger than that. Wanna see faggot?

>>138546575
>That's probably his max, he's definitely not flaccid in that pic.
How come it's hanging fully downard, then? He probably did fluff a little bit, though it's got to get bigger when he's fully hard, just coz that's how dicks work.
I'm pretty impressed.

>>138545189
>extremely low body fat
Yeah, the low body fat and amazing physique all round helps a lot. Lindsey Vonn is really missing out now. She looks like a generic white girl you could find anywhere but now she doesn't have access to a highly superior penis anymore.

>>138546831
>Wanna see faggot?
Sure, go ahead. I bet it's not as big. Anyway, it's always pretty interesting getting to see another dude's dick.

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>>138545002
My question is this and it's a simple one. Why in the ever-loving motherfucking god-damned hell do blacks ALWAYS look so fucking angry? This mother fucking piece of shit asshole golfer has 700 million dollars and he still looks like someone just took a big smelly shit in his fucking cornflakes. Why are they so fucking angry all the time??? What will make these fuckers happy? Nothing?? Maybe that's why they always beat and rape white women. Maybe that's why they always commit crime. Maybe that's why they're always out demonstrating and protesting and breaking shit in the streets. They have a serious anger management problem. Anger anger anger anger anger motherfucker can't you see I'm angry??? Hol Up Hol Up Hol Up Hol Up I'm angry mutherfucka!!!

>>138548079
>Why in the ever-loving motherfucking god-damned hell do blacks ALWAYS look so fucking angry?
I think it's just a pose he does to look cool and detached, and to get more attention from white chicks. I think it works too.

I can't help wondering if Tiger is going to go on another sex binge after this leak. He's hired a lawyer to sue Celeb Jihad, which means we're going to get some Streisand effect and every white woman in America will soon be lusting after his massive cock. He could end up going on a massive bender from which most likely he will never reemerge. On the positive side, his DNA will be passed on through much of the nation.

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>>138537555
oh how the mighty art fallen

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>>138537555
So is this a bait thread by any of our enemies?
>ABORTANON THREAD NAO
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>>138546817
>how retarded are you to think he would send a flaccid dick pic
Just take a look. It's hanging low. It's actually flaccid. I think his dick is so big that he can show off by displaying it when it is still flaccid. Still it must make pussies wet. Maybe when it's hard it gets so big that it's a bit scary even. Idk.

>>138537555
His dick is fake plus all those camera tricks and he made his body look smaller to make it look bigger.

>>138543470
link

>>138538504
>Go to celebjihad and after the .com it's slash lindsey-vonn/lindsey-vonn-tiger-woods-nude-photos-leaked

>>138549609
There you go. Have a close look and report back.

"golf rumors"

>>138537555
Remember to sage all shareblue/Leftypol/shill slide threads

>>138549869
well he is definitely hard so it isn't too impressive

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In other news from that site Kristen Stewart has to be a male to female tranny right?

>>138551612
>well he is definitely hard so it isn't too impressive
well he is definitely soft so it is very impressive

>>138551761
>In other news from that site Kristen Stewart has to be a male to female tranny right?
Those are lovely boobs. They look very female to me. What is not female about those boobs?

>>138552086
they look like hormone tits and she looks like a tranny

>>138552086
>well he is definitely soft
are you a fucking retard?

>>138552326
>hormone tits
They are, as in the kind of tits that grow on early pubescent girls because of hormones, aka tits. She's a tiny bit androgynous, but I would still fuck her without hesitation. Her eye makeup makes her look a bit like a tranny too.

>>138537555
He's Asian

>>138552432
Well his dick is hanging right down, so it can't be fully hard. Erections don't hang down when fully erect. Are you even a male or do you maybe have a microdick?

Lindsey's got a pretty great ass tbqh

>>138542342
Take your dick obsession to a queer board, you depraved faggot.

pics?

>>138552701
His dick is pointing straight out you dipshit

fuck this troll thread reporting it now get banned

This is the gayest fuckin thread in the catalog right now. Congrats OP, do you have an announcement to make?

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>>138553444
Checked.

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>>138553444
>Congrats OP, do you have an announcement to make?
Nice repeated digits, anon.
To be honest, seeing such a mighty member is starting to make me question my orientation. Maybe I could make an exception, even though I'm basically straight.

18 posts so far from this demented turd-burglar on a mongolian basket weaving board.
Ban this hapless fuckwit faggot, NOW.