SOURCES: TRUMP BROKE THE ONE RULE NOT TO BREAK DURING THE ECLIPSE

You mean when he looked at it for one second, after already looking with the glasses like literally any american would.

I guess that's too much for our intellectual betters who want to make the eclipse about climate change or something

Every field

He can look at the sun because he is the sun

of god

>>138536043
Buy their stupid glasses. Good goy. I bet they made a lot of cash from that gimmick. Also don't look at the sun either you pansy. I do it all the time and I have perfect vision.

>>138536043

>that spin

>>138536043
>implying I didn't do this too for literally one second
So what, you know they were just waiting for him to do this so they could DRUMPF out

>>138536350

literal cult

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>>138536043
Fake news. Thanks for helping prove that with your -1/10bait

>>138536043
is there proof he was actually looking at the sun and not some random fucking clouds in the sky

>>138536043
>blombpald grompf looks at rare space happening
I wish I was given this much attention

>>138536522

It's funny as hell as it's a perfect example of fake news.

>>138536515
shut up blasphemer

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>>138536043
kill yourself shill rat

>>138536043
If you didn't look at the sun today you are a faggot

No one is saying you wide eyed stare at it for multiple seconds

>>138536669
hahaha nice maymay

why are they so obsessed with following authoritarian rules and bitching at people who don't

>>138536043
How about all the reports I saw today on ABC news looking up in the sky without glasses on?

>>138536043
Is CNN retarded? I ask myself this question every day.

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fake news

You can look at it for a few seconds. It's not going to do anything.

They tell people not to ever do it because otherwise many people would look at it too much if they get started.

It's funny how much the media wants to convince people that the president absolutely has to follow whatever rules they highlight otherwise he's not presidential or an idiot. They're desperate to regain control over the presidency like they had in the past.

>>138537115
>even NASA disagrees with these faggots

>>138536759
This. You can look at the sun, directly at the sun, for a flash and be fine. Literally everyone does it as a kid before they know any better.

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>>138537115
>>138537422

Here's where you guys are retarded: It was 81% covered in D.C. It was only a total eclipse in a handful of population centers like Carbondale, IL and whatever the fuck that place in Oregon is.

>>138536522
>yeah its this big!
>see that bright thing up there?
>im fucking that next!

>>138536522
Trump plans on sending giant ultra reflective mirrors near the sun and then use them to fire death rays on the Middle East.

Thanks for reminding me why I want the media to fucking die.

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>>138537920
>81% covered
>looks up for one second total after already having had seen it with the protective lenses

>>138536043
You're not supposed to look at the sun all the time, Not just during an eclipse.

I have looked into the sun probably 2 dozen times since childhood and it has never damaged my vision.

So he didn't have a fucking welders mask or a cereal box in close proximity, who the fuck cares?

do you really think Trump needs any of those beta pussy faggot glasses? no sir you are not a real man you're a pussy assed cuck beta homo fag who should drink bleach in front of your family. Real men look at the eclipse with their naked eyes.

fucking retard jew faggot loving taco. If i could i would burn down your fucking house and watch you roast. Go back to your tranny crackhouse and suck off your stupid faggot faced turd bumping neck bearded liberal cuck buddies.

I hate you op. I'll give you fucking cancer. I'll spend the time, money and effort into finding a way to give you cancer just by looking at you from afar.

>stares down the most powerful entity in our solar system
>sun immediately begins to cower behind the moon

How can one man just keep on winning?

>>138539204
op cares because he's a faggot

>>138536043
The fuck are you on about nigger? I saw the live feed on CBS and he was wearing the glasses.

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>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FOLLOW THE RULES
>DON'T USE YOUR OWN JUDGEMENT
>IF YOU LOOK AT THE SUN FOR ONE SINGLE DAMN SECOND YOU'LL GO BLIND FOREVER FUCK

This is Autism.

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Wrong

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▲▲▲

Everybody this to an extent, this sweeping generalization holds up well too

>>138536043
how dare he

it's time to impeach this monster and end this war

>>138538039
Nice

>>138536043
Unlike what people have been led to believe, solar eclipses don't just automatically end. They have to be ended by the most powerful people on Earth at the time. The moon literally moved away because Trump stared at it, ending the eclipse. The moon was told its place and it had no choice but to follow.

This is how powerful our God-Emperor is.

>>138536043
ITS EVEN WORSE THAN THE 2 SCOOPS SCANDAL. IMPEACH

>>138536350
This. This terrifies liberals.

>>138536373
Yeah but you're at the bottom of the world so you're farther from the sun.

>>138541401
While everyone else is looking up, Barron looks for assassins.

>>138536043
Someone made a thread explain why you're such a fag. Mummy and daddy tell you not to do something but trump does it and it annoys the fuck out of you

>>138542444
DIGITS CONFIRM DRUMPF WILL BE IMPEACHED

>>138536043
I looked at it without glasses and it fine.
I AM INVEENCEBALL!

>>138536043
t. fun flag thread

>>138542151
Unironically this. The Jew controlling the projector saw Trump looking and got scared, so he moved it.

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>>138536350

>>138537115
Assange isn't a Trump fan (though he hates Hillary more). Trump wants him arrested. Assange spent today tweeting about troops in Afghanistan, war profiteering, drone assassinations.
And in between all that he had to repost this and point out how retarded US media is. Guy hasn't seen the sun in 5 years and even he knows how full of shit they are.

>>138536043
Everyday trump trolls these faggots and they just can't help themselves. If they really wanted to hurt him they would ignore him.

>>138536193

As always fpbp

It's a fact Isaac Newton stared at the sun until he went blind and didn't regain his vision for weeks.

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>>138536043
he is 70 and eats big macs, but at least he isnt a faggot

>>138536043
Literally treason

>>138536043

is he now blind? if not, then he's the smart one with common sense. and the OP is the fucking idiot.

>>138536043
>Trump is a Russian puppet!
>Trump is a racist!
>Trump glanced at the sun for a split second!
I would think they would applaud him for looking at the sun. Going blind would render him incapable of being President, which is kinda what they want.

Maybe we should start attacking the CEO of CNN a little bit?

Who controls CNN?

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>>138536043
>fag flag
Ignore sodomite posts

Why even risk it? He couldn't see anything anyway

>>138536522
He doesn't do anything different than what most people do, who hasn't looked at the sun for a split second? I really don't get the media sometimes

>>138550135
>is he now blind? if not, then he's the smart one

You realize you can damage your vision without going blind?

>>138536043
Faggot

>>138536043
He's God Emperor. He's getting his eyes used to the brightness for the nuke war.

>>138537920
I stare at the fully visible sun at tits zenith on a regular basis

>>138536043
>Staring contest with the sun
>Sun blinks

Can't make this shit up.

>>138536522
He doesn't even focus on the sun. Just a glance in the general direction.

>Current Year
>Not showing up with a welding mask

>>138536043
just one guy shilling, feels good. gonna suck for you guys in 2018. gen z get to vote

>>138536043

You need to stare at the sun for around 100 seconds before irreversible damage.

>>138536043
Too bad that pic of Trump makes him look badass. He gives zero fucks.

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>>138536043
>trump doesn't play by the rules
IMAJUN MUH SHOWK
I think it's funny that CNN, which was once regarded as a news site, is now nothing more than a common blog.

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>>138554218
>I stare at the fully visible sun at tits zenith on a regular basis
Not disagreeing with you, but that's a hilarious statement out of context.

>>138554744
I actually did this at work today

>>138552315
It's fucking pathetic how desperate the media is to shit on Trump. He's the goddamn president and they need to just fucking stop whining and get over it already

>>138554485
sensible chuckle

>>138555721

It's because they all bought into the (((panic))).

You can stare directly at the sun for 10-20 seconds before you start to get sunburn. You need to go for a minute for irreversible damage is done.

Since they don't want to confront that they're morons, here we are.

>>138536193
Fpbp

He looked at an eclipse

>>138536522
RRRRDRUMPF

TWO GLANCES???

>>138537115
How can people not tell when looking at something hurts your eyes?

Isn't it natural?

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>>138536043

>implying Trump gives a fuck about your rules

>>138536193
He looked at it more than once. Once is too many times to look at the sun. I am enjoying the rationalizations here, though.

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>>138556254
FGYRUOLUND URRRRRRAGHGGHGHHHHHHHHH

Imagine how beta you have to be to use glasses during a solar eclipse.

>>138536043
Everyone reading CNN goes through life with a filter.

>>138554218
>tits zenith
Sun boobs confirmed best boobs

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>>138536043

>>138557717
> the virgin cardboard box peepshow
> the Chad stare

>>138536193
>Every field
What did he mean?

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>>138556254
FRRRUCKIN GORBINNNN GLIMPFFFFF!!! IMPRRREEACH!

>>138558534
>he doesn't know what grows in every field
LURK MOAR FAGGOT

>>138536043

>people literally defending looking at the sun

jesus...

>>138558736
ah i dont know why i didnt recognize that.

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>>138536350

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>>138536043
2 mother fucking scoops!?!

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meme material right here

or maybe a dank A E S T H E T I C source image

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>>138559161
Lamoing at captain autismo looking away from the sun.

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>>138556254
TWO GLANSES

>>138543946
pretty good

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>>138536193
Except that's not true, you fanuc.
He looked at sun multiple times. The effect is cumulative -- which you would know if you were not a fucking brainlet.

>>138536350
Fucking cringe. Does this actually impress twelve year olds and manchildren?

>>138536043
>glimpse at sun during solar eclipse
Literally everyone does that

>>138559826
t. 13 year old

>>138536043
>Don't look at the sun, you'll go blind
>Trump looks at the sun and is fine
fake news

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>>138536043
oh neat another trump ellipse thread. nice work fagut

>>138560087
>t. 13 year old
That is you, yes.

>>138536043
Best part is I did this too
Made me proud of why I voted for him
Will vote again he's like me only with millions and a position of power and super model wife

>>138536043
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HES DONE. I CANT BELIEVE I VOTED FOR THIS GUY. WHAT TYPE OF PRESIDENT WOULD DO SUCH A THING? ILL ANSWER IT FOR YOU. ONE THAT WORKS FOR RUSSIA, WHO IS A FASCIST, AND HATES AMERICA.

Is this the end of trump?

>>138536350
he's the son of Christ

literally, look it up

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>all these americans thinking what he did was normal

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>>138536043

why would anyone make this news?
oh wait kikes run the news. makes sense they would do this, it distracts from jewish tricks.

>>138536043
Drumpf (der um ph) [noun]
1. A word used by smug butthurt losers to show disdain for
those that BTFO of them.
2. The sound made by a Democrat just prior to shitting its pantyhose.
3. A general shitposting of shit in some shitty thread started by a shithead.
4. The noise your mama makes when she takes you up the ass.

Only Gods can do this.

Do leftists not see?

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>>138536043
I probably glanced at it like 5 times because I didn't have glasses and I had to check to see where to point my camera

I fucking hate the media faggots and all these low IQ retards. For the last couple of days I've been reading nothing but a bunch of morons talking about how the eclipse magically is going to fry your eyes unless you buy special glasses. Fucking morons.

I have photoptarmosis and I've been taking glances at the sun my entire life when I feel like sneezing. The sun doesn't magically destroy your eyes. Just like your skin, it takes a lot of time for the sun to do anything to it. The sun is even less powerful when there is a fucking giant object in front of it blocking all its rays.
I don't understand how people can be so dumb. I want to kill myself.

>>138560459
Imagine being so beta that you're afraid to glance at the sun just because some nerds in lab coats told you not to.

>>138536669
Saved for later use.

>>138561142
You mean some jews

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Why don't you faggots realise this is a bait thread.

>>138559627
>The effect is cumulative
Yes I'm sure that nothing happens between periods of applying heat energy to a system. Nope, no heat transfer or anything like that.

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>>138536522
love that man.

>>138561142
Not even ''nerds in a lab'', but a bunch of retarded redditors and bloggers.
Nerds in labs aren't this retarded
see
>>138537115

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>>138536043
>Implying Trump wasn't recharging.

>>138540977
Don't blame this on us. Staring at the sun is how we get our sperg powers.

>>138561332
t. brainlet

>>138561224
cute pic desu

>>138561557
>hidden flag
>no argument to make
>just vague 'I know something you don't' bullshit
Can't say I'm suprised. Day of the Rake when?

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>>138537115
D.C. didn't get the full eclipse. There was never a safe time for anyone in D.C. to view the eclipse without protective eye wear. As the leader of the nation, he, above all other people, should have put his fucking goggles on.

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>>138554218
>>138555185
>>138558118
>tfw Trump is the Chosen Undead

>>138536043
Actually that would make him a genius. The rest of you stupid fuckers got cucked into buying Jew vision glasses.

>>138536043
>still no eclipse viewing chad/virgin iteration
what's the holdup?

>>138561823

>puts on goggles
>LOOK AT THAT. RICH PRESIDENT HAS GOGGLES WHEN ALL OF THE POOR PEOPLE OF COLOR COULDN'T GET ANY FANCY GOGGLES

>doesn't put on goggles
>HE'S NOT WEARING HIS SPECIAL GOGGLES OMG WHAT AN ASSHOLE!

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>>138536350
clear descendant of Ah Men Rah.

>>138553611
He's 70 and the fucking POTUS...he doesn't care at this point

>>138536043
Called it!Only Clinton news network would stoop so low as to comment at that one second trump looked up at the sun

>>138543946
Underrated

>>138559826
Says the asshole with the meme flag

>>138561074
The Atlantic actually posted an article about how the eclipse is racist...no shit.4,000 words about how the solar system hates niggers.

>>138536522
He is just clowning around, but it does verify everything you hear about fake news doesn't it

>>138563481
I really need to read that. The amount of mental gymnastics required to come up with that shit is mind boggling.

>>138536043
Eclipse glasses are bullshit. It's always the same fearmongering, with msm telling you to can do literally blind by looking at the sun for a second without glasses. It's all a jewish plot to steal your shekels. Most are too opaque and you won't even see the eclipse, and only realize it minutes from the event, pushing you to buy more from an overpriced street vendor. Every eclipse in Europe, even partial ones, has been the same bullshit.

It's not more dangerous than looking straight at the sun, less even, and you should be okay as long as you're not staring at it for a full minute, yet those fucking retarded leftists look at sunsets for half an hour like it's so fucking unique. Squinting, which is the natural reaction that Trump has, is enough to filter most of it and make it certainly more than okay to look at it for a second. Actually I'd be more worried about looking at it continuously through (((glasses))) that have no QC and may not filter shit.

>>138563573
The eclipse went through mostly white states and ended in the deep south. She manages to bitch about Dylan Roof and Eminem.

>>138536043
IMPEACH
NOW

>>138536043
I looked at it firstly by naked eye. It was very bright, I saw spots, and my head felt funny. That was an experiment though. then I used welding goggles, and it was pretty neat. Ben Franklin turned himself into a lightning rod during an experiment.
>oh Lord Hillary, don't climb the tallest mountain in the world, it's dangerous
fuck off with all that sjw cowardice. Those liberals are such faggots

>>138536522
I did literally the same thing when I first walked outside to figure out where the sun was

Fuck CNN

>>138561557
you're a fuckin retard

>>138553967
Preparing for the ever burning fires of Hell I'd say

>>138556254
2 GLANCES OF ICE CREAMS? HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Trump looks at the sun
>the sun blinks

>>138559161
>President looks at the sun
>Mastermind keeps his eyes on Planet X

>>138561904
I just looked though my phone camera

>>138550722
obey sodomite orders hetgoy

>>138563481
>>138563573
>>138563848
As surprising as it sounds, yes they wrote such an article: archive.is/z4QHW
>It has been dubbed the Great American Eclipse, and along most of its path, there live almost no black people

It's an impressive word salad, and quickly reading through different articles made me realize the Atlantic must be a den of automatic writers.

>>138559627
oh no his eyes are going to be ruined 70 years down the line

>>138544112
top fucking kek. i was waiting for this

>>138556300
Do you know what UV radiation is?

>>138562676
I assume he cares at least a little bit about going blind ....

>>138536043
superman gets his powers from the sun

>>138564501
top kek

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>>138536043

what an irresponsible orange maniac of a president

I miss Obama

>>138555162
This. I went on their site for shits and giggles the other day and was amazed at how what once were legit news articles are now nothing more than glorified blog posts. I kept searching for a disclaimer or to see this in the opinion section but nope, it was the article they published.