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Science that shit up fool

>>138535325
So euphoric.

>>138535325
I agree with Black Science Man

Why is the Moon the exact size/proportion to exactly blot out the sun?
Also, shouldn't the shadow be larger than the moon, not smaller? When we see shadows they are bigger. The Moon shadow should be huge not the couple of hundred mile dot that is shown. So WTF Neil?

>you need to stop having fun now

>why?

>because if you don't, the world will burn up 20,000 years from now

>and it wouldn't have burned up anyway

>well yes but it would have taken 20,050

>you're stealing 50 years from the people 20,000 years in the future

Good, fuck em if they're so stupid that they haven't figured out how to get off this planet yet.

>>138535783
That is shooped. The sun looks much bigger than the moon IRL.

>>138535325
This is a one in a lifetime even though. While I too do not like some of the neckbeards, this is an important event.
>>138535783
>HI THERE GOIS MY NAME IZ CLEETUS I CANNOT SPELL MUH NAEM BUT I GOTS A COMPUPER LOLLERS!!!!11

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It was cool. Also, a cross shaped cloud appear at the same time, I'll postif enough people want me too, it's on other device.

>>138535899
>This is a one in a lifetime even though. While I too do not like some of the neckbeards, this is an important event.
>>>138535783
We had an eclipse in 1993.
We had an eclipse today.
We're getting a total eclipse in 2024.

If you consider that "once in a lifetime" you must have cancer.

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>>138535783

> shadows are bigger

Haha, there is so much wrong with your post, so I posted the one that made me giggle the most.

>>138535325
>total eclipse is only visible in certain locations.
>"everyone will be brought together by seeing the same thing!"
is this guy retarded? or is he just socially retarded?

>>138535899
Eclipses happen 2-5x a year dipshit. There is another one in the U.S in 2024 that is going to last longer than this one.

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>>138536065
Don't be an attention whoring faggot and post it.

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>>138535325
>millions clamoring to see darkness eclipse light
Pottery. What did the Almighty mean by this?

>>138540347
>vinyl baseboard
>phonejack on wall with no phone
>fake gold watch
>freezer above the refrigerator
>central air vent next to front door of shitty apt
Skanks will skank.

>>138535325
Division is good. I want niggers back in chains.

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>>138535325
if it was so united for this, why did I only see white people coming to my town to see the eclipse

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>>138535325
>Le meme science guy who can't even google basic facts

>>138535325
NdT is sooooooo inspirational
so very inspirational
Imma donate 1000 $ to the Space Odessey video game kickstarter so we can all have our own personal Neils living in our computers to guide us all!

As a teacher I am so excited that Neil DeGrasse Tyson is making a video game. Children love those. It's gonna be a real scale educational science space game that is proceeduraly generated from real science and is going to teach so many children science and love. Since they will be raised with NeT and science, they will grow up to be the generation that conquers the universe, creates a utopia, and legalises marijuana.

science

That is why I am donating to this kickstarter.

>>138535325

>>138535325
>a mostly boring astronomical event will change real problems in the world
honestly its stupid unless you get the total eclipse.

Even then it only lasts 90 seconds.

>>138541536
Batman is frightened of bats and he desires to be frightening. Well frightened isn't the right word, he thinks they're cool.

>>138541080
Fuck me you nailed it. No visible window means it's probably an apartment too.

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>>138535325

>>138535783
The way shadows work is that they fan out from the item blocking said light.
We're looking at the Shadow's initiation point. The shadow it casts on the earth IS larger, we're just inside it, so we don't see it.

>>138535783
the moon is a hell of a lot closer than the sun dingus

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>>138536065

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>>138535325
But the ancient Greeks were able to predict eclipses, they even made a computer for just that, predicting eclipses.

only liberals politicize a cosmic event

>>138535325
>le smart black man xD
>hi reddshit

>>138535783
goddamn if you people aren't getting dumber

>>138535325

I challenge the nigger scientist to calculate moon orbits.

what does he do anyway? other than demoting Pluto. that wasn't science, it's beauracracy

>>138535325

>science

hmm....i don't really think that this would qualify as science. math and observation mainly.

>>138535783

Actually, the moon in its currently location is barely large enough in the sky to cover the sun for most of the year. The moon is slowly moving away from the Earth. In the somewhat distant future (millions of years from now). Total Solar eclipse will no longer be possible.

It is quite possible for a new moon not to completely cover the sun depending on the time of year (when the earth is near perihelion)

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>>138535636
>>138535742
>>138535783

>Dem space and awww sheeeit! Nigga moon stole my light, daaaaammmnnn!

This bill Cosby/bill nye hybrid chimp actually meant to say;

Earth is flat, give NASA money

>>138542699
>United Divided United

>>138535325

Any when he wakes up tomorrow he'll still be an over-smug black bastard.

>>138535783
While the sun is ~400x bigger than the moon, the moon is ~400x closer to the earth than the sun.

>>138535325
More like math, not science.

>>138535783
when you hold up your hand to shield your face on a sunny day, at that moment do you believe your hand is bigger then the sun?

>>138543513
literally the only reason they discounted Pluto as a planet was to cover up the numerology that's used to prove that these fucks love blood sacrifices

>>138543623

even greeks could do it, based on their mythology.

>>138535325
What a fedora tipping nigger

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*flat horizon blocks your path*

>>138543645

it's ok, the sun will become smaller too, after burning all the fuel

Why does he talk about science like it's a religion, is he trying to make it a religion?

>>138544075
And clever use of nigganomitry, the smartest ancient Greeks were black

>>138541536
Holy shit the faux intellectualism of this nigga. Normies actually think this sounds smart fuck.

>>138544228

scientists predicted global cooling 38 years ago

>>138535325
The eclipse was gay and I don't stand with anyone who says otherwise.

Dvidha!

>>138541536
Jeez what a cocksucker

>>138543877
And 6 bazillion gorrillian nasa bux later, the horizon is still flat.

>>138535325

the eclipse fucking sucked. today "science" was BTFO

>>138544215
it is a religion, in a sense.
it's truth seeking, but with empirical returns and, as he said, predictive powers.

welcome to the modern world, a greater ape who's supertitious tendencies allowed them to see through the superstition. where religion ends, science begins. the only mistake is thinking science is any less mystical and important than religion.

in fact, religion is to be thanked for science in many respects, and it's cool how a lotta values align between neuroscience and psychoanalysis and religion.

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>>138544202

Let's do a quick thought experiment.

>stars are really far away. but since they are in a straight line from the earth,we can see them when we magnify the existing light they put off through a telescope. Hence, if something is far away, we can see still see it with enough magnification provided it is in a straight line from your vantage point

Now,

>claim earth is flat
>can't take a telescope to the Beach and see Japan/Europe

How do you explain this? Flat pill btfo.

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>>138546183
you can see hundreds of miles so far with no curvature

in my opinion eventually though the way perspective works you would get to a point where the water would block the view

not because of curvature though

>>138544228

Lmao, couldn't tell me even a day in advance that it'd be too overcast to see it in my area

weather = FAR more complex than the solar system

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>>138546183

>>138545492
Joe rogan is lying to you, we're not on a rock hurtling around the sun at 666.666 mph and we're not tilted 66.6 degrees either.

They are satanists, it is 100% religion.

>>138536065
POST DAT SHEEIT YOU FUCKING QUEERBO

>>138543340
You don't find many conservative astrologers

>>138546710
>you would get to a point where the water would block the view
>not because of curvature though
So if you stood on the top of the Rockefeller Center you should be able to see Europe from a telescope

>>138535325
all hail the great Science and Its exalted prophet

>>138547135
there is a video of rogan being truthful about nasa lies, but now he has sold to the jew masons and retracted.

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>>138547652
i dont know man maybe you can

even from way up here there is a cutoff point where you cant see anymore just because its too far and things just kind of converge

who knows if you zoom in though

>science is responsible for the eclipse and not God
euphoric

>>138544228
Now THIS is irony

>>138548124
so when does it stop?

>>138544392
global cooling crisis never existed
delete this
reee

>>138546183
It's even worse than that.
Unless you deny gravity too, your vision when looking anywhere but straight up should be filled with far away landmass because photons should eventually gravitate downwards.

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>>138548746

>>138548193
this, the scene itself is surely aesthetically beautiful but the willing of the act itself by God is giving due admiration.

>>138535783
It doesn't block it "exactly", you don't understand how shadows work.
The moon has two shadows, a bigger one and a smaller one.

>>138547889
He and that Duncan tussle cuck are both Masons and satanists, check out the 666 podcast. Rogan is gonna be slapped back into line by his audience eventually, or he'll fade into obscurity.

Interestingly styx, who admits to "having an arrangement" with a demon also pushes round earth. These cucks are fundamentalist satanists pretending to be atheists to trick plebbit

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>>138548837
This

>>138549017
You can actually see something like a dust or sand storm on the horizon. As the sun sets it will become increasingly obscured as due to relative angle of observation, more material obfuscates it.

>>138535783
look up annular eclipses

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>>138544202
At least post the original

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>>138549552
lets take a look at the real original

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>>138535783
>what is distance - the post
Jesus fuck.

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>>138549552
That's only curved cos of the phone

Fuck this thread

Alright, I trust you guys and an feeling good.

I think I'll smoke some science with you.

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>make a space related thread
>ironic or not ironic flat Earth shitposters flood into the thread and ruin all discussion

>>138535325

>predicted by the methods and tools of science

literally so primitive a caveman could do it...

>>138550450
Cos space is gay, and fake. Mostly gay, but equal parts fake.

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>>138550450
that webm made me want to throw up

>>138550450
bummed it wasn't a benis D-:>

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>>138550735
Nasa is a Hebrew word too, it means deception or jew trickery in general.

>>138550895
>bummed

I bet.

>>138544228
>they did math I am incapable of, therefore they would never lie

There is literally nothing wrong with this statement. Sage this shill thread.

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>>138535325

>>138535325
>make a 'unifying' statement about an event
>still be a smug dick about it trying to 'claim' the event somehow as being for your 'side'.
This is the same kind of asshole shit Obama always did.

>>138535325
>west sees it before east does
>in seven years the sun will eclipse going in the exact opposite direction
K

>>138535325
trump looked at the sun without glasses for a moment, the country is more divivded than ever as glass gazers and natural sighters duke it out

>>138553361
huh?

>>138544208
Sun will become larger.

>>138548746
lol do you think photons come from the eyes or the objects they're reflecting off of? It seems to me that if earth's gravity affects photons so much that they were curved into it after a relatively great distance, this would just give the illusion of curvature as objects further away would seem to curve downward and objects far enough away couldn't be seen, because the photons reflected off them would be pulled back to the ground.

>>138535325
>predicted
Tracked

>>138553476
Today, the eclipse had differing times that it was viewable or had maximum timing. First was the west. Then everybody eastward got their turns as the hours passed. You know how the two eclipses (the one from now and in seven years) make an 'x' over America? Well in the second one it starts in the east and goes to the west. Not to mention eclipses happen all over the world. When you look at their paths they go from north to south in any direction they want. I dont understand it. Is it daytime where you are? There shouldn't be different "viewing zones" but what do I know? Science and maths never make any sense and they know it. We do not live on a pear

>>138535325
twitter if reddit

>>138535325
Yeah, he was on a roll today showing how ignorant he was of climate models in comparing them to 1000 year old astronomical empirical evidence.

>>138553772
Shh you're making science seem less mystical and powerful

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>>138535325
> we will unite
> eclipse literally divides the country in half

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>>138536065

>>138535742
I wish I had known about it sooner and I would have tripped out to see totality. I made a viewer and watched NASA TV.

>>138535783

Miracles and shit, son. A cosmic coincidence for atheists.

>>138550450
I was 90% expecting her to take a shit

>>138554491
A "miracle" is just an action that is defined as impossible, but possibility isn't contingent on definition -- it's an argument from incredulity, i.e. it assumes that because it cannot be comprehended how a "miracle" is done, it's impossible. It's defining something as wrong beforehand, exactly like how a faggot might call you a "homophobic" for beating him to death.

>>138548352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h1562ecTjY

we all have a circle of sight based on our elevation.

>>138544208
We need to ban solar power then. Save the fuel for later.

>>138548978
Why? This is just another bullshit lie made up just two keep the Satanic Heliocentric myth going. When your walking down the road and you see your shadow is there two shadows or just one?

>>138555307
Say that to my face as I beat you to death, faggot.

>>138554049
kek

>>138555307
>murder of gays is homophilia
I get the feeling some of you are pissed no calamities have happened yet so you can just be Satanic dick lickers again

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>>138536152
>once in a lifetime
hes talking about nigger years

>>138556189
kek'd

>>138535783
Please be bait. Please.

If not, hold your hand above your head and question how your fist can blot out the sun.

>>138543666

Nice! Digits!!

>>138535783
Because the Moon is way closer than the Sun is, shithead.

>>138546183
Prove that stars are really that far away and not really close and really tiny (you can't).

>>138544228
all ancients civilizations had an outstandiog knowledge of astronomy yet by today standards are deemed as barbarians

>>138548124
>its too far and things just kind of converge
That makes no sense. The reason why telescope work is because you can always use greater zoom to make apparent points grow bigger. Your argument is that there's a fix ring around you that prevent further zooms for no fucking reason.

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>>138547652
Well, actually