THE REDDEST PILL - /TRAPS/

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>ATTRACTION
• post puberty, most roasties look like rancid meat (see: diddling spanning all religions, cultures & creeds throughout the histories, as undeniable proof of thus)
• /traps/ actually care about their superificies (while sarlaccs just trowel on kabuki face paint to hook dumb, dick-led, virgin cûcks, then let their grotesque gorgon hang out)
• their innate skeletal structure gives /traps/ an unassailable advantage (small hips, coat hanger shoulders, no cellulite -- the very reasons they're not permitted to compete against saggy sarlaccs in pageants -- i.e., roasties can't compete)
• the lure of a /beëlzebulge/ is unmatched in anything what one does (((not))) see on a clothed roastie -- period
• speaking of which, women bleed; /traps/ don't...

>THE PALANTIR
• sarlaccs are literally dying out -- puberty @16 in 1850 vs. 9 years today = Children of Men by 2150 (...and no one is even talking about this!)
• /traps/ are as eternal as males are, and are only getting more passable with each technological advancement
• with brain-rot kike sky-god cults in their death throes, the 1 cock / 1 cunt / eternal perdition relationship dynamic, is become the exception, nay Yahweh's way to rule the goyim

>THE SOUND OF INEVITABILITY
• the very meme that /pol/ deep-throat so concupiscently, "red pill", was COINED BY TWO /TRAPS/ (kek... the irony!)
• the myriad indicators that roasties' much-famed (((intuition))) is warning them of their own, imminent extinction -- feminazism, fat pride, tribadism, MGTOW, working males no longer the sole bread-winners etc.
• lab babies already a thing; with eugenics all but guaranteeing the obsolescence of animalistic methods of procreation by and by...

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>THE REDDEST PILL
Thus, I present /pol/ my case for /TRAPS/ being the reddest pill.

Feel free to sperg your closet homo copy pasta el retto -- as is /pol/'s infamous, subnormal I.Q. wont. My factual contentions speak for themselves and are all but unarguable and incontrovertible.

But, by all means, try to prove your intellectual superior wrong... Try HARD.

>PROTIP
You cunt.

>>138533979
>>138534186
>>138534359
The point of sex is reproduction. If we can achieve reproduction via artificial birth, then celibacy would be the reddest pill and the most productive, but nice essay anon hory chet

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Traps are all inherently narcissistic, and they come with way more baggage (emotional and otherwise) than traditional relationships.

Just stick with 2D.

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>>138533979
>>138534186

This is gold, vaginas arent designed for cocks, teh idea that vaginas dont contract after sex is a myth, anuses, the opening that ends up not stretching all the way back and ends up being permantly open because it isnt ment to be stretched wide for long periods of time is apprarently.

I want to be a trap, but I'm too chubby.

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>>138534359
This shill slide thread needs sage.

Only (((satanists))) and (((freemasons))) are obsessed with anal sex because all of them are faggots who hate women. The Baphomet is literally their tranny god. Anal sex opens the root chakra to demonic energy and allows evil passage into this world. That's why 90% of gay guys and traps are self destructive train wrecks, they're energy is unaligned with nature.

Look how gay OP is the way he describes women, he calls vaginas gross, tight pink self lubricating vaginas, compared to men's bacteria filled shit holes. This is what a shill faggot looks like.

Sage. 0/10

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>>138533979
Transfag here. My man came to me just to "see what it's like." 4 years later he put a ring on it. 5 year anniversary coming up in sept. I clean his house, make his meals, and make him feel like a MAN. OP is on to something here. No interest in "getting" a "vag" even tho i wish i was born with one

>>138533979
degenerate
>in all fields

You've really put time and thought into this horseshit
Don't ever post it again you weird faggot

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>hate women
>solution is to fuck a man who emulates the caricature of women and is triple as insane