Chyna brings the bantz

Do India even has an army to get their shit pushed in?

>>138531450
What is this Last Week Tonight shit?

>>138531450
she sounds like shes deaf and doesnt understand the words that are coming out of her mouth

>>138532471
>>138532030
>>138531867
Indian response

Who's better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOgAZobATJo

>>138532651
never do comedy in a language you arent completely fluent in because you will fuck it up
(laugh track plays then stops abruptly)

>>138533345
the poo laughs are legit

Chinese trying to convey American late-night humor is as assumed with all things Chinese, a cheap replica of the original.

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>>138531450
what would you call that accent?

>didn't your mama

They can't say daddy because that would make them look bad, and like always, whenever other people do things they don't like, china always acts like they are the mature parent and everyone else is just misbehaving their familial authority

>>138533644
Chinese + Aussie accent

its grotesque

>>138532651

i'm actually with the poos on this one raj brings the bantz

>>138531450

>China being clay grabbing cunts

What a shock.

>hidden flag
Show us your true flag pajeet

>>138533644
engrish
>>138533835
true

>>138534157
they rexpec internaxonal law tho

>>138534199
explain ur thought proccess here

Are you guys ready for the Poo-Rice war of 2017-202X?

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>that slight southern accent
finna buss

>>138532651
Indian guy had some bad jokes but he won, also fuck china. Didn't factor into my evaluation.

>>138531450
Holy shit the comments are Asian vs Indians... I thought Indians and Chinese loved each other

>no.. not my home

fucking lost lads

>>138532651
>do we even need to bring up the fuckfest that is the south china sea

lmao, chinks btfo
curryniggers win

>>138534403
>No actual flag
>no picture with skintone and timestamp
That's my thought process.
Nationalistic shitskins who shill on /pol/ must be genocided

>>138532651
>pushing a Bill Cosby rape joke into a discussion over China-India border disputes

Alright poos you win this one that was pretty good.

>>138531450
wtf is wrong with China. And for all bants aside India is 1000x better than China. Good luck poos fuck slant eyes shit up

>>138532651
>china has more law suits about it penetrating into other people's territory than bill cosby

India has the bantz, wtf.
I'm actually impressed.

>>138531450
Yo when is the diss track dropping muh niggas?

>>138534631
Seems like pol

>Indians people being racists in the comments because they are mad to be the ugliest race in the world. They are stinky monkeys that can't poo in the loo, who are they trying to mess with?

>7 sins of india1, no toilet2, no toliet paper3, shit everywhere 4, eating cow shit5, curry looks like shit6, curry taste like shit7, skin color like shit

>She is so nervous and scare of PLA that if not done idiotic drama on "banned in China"youtube with fake American accent learnt in some shitty english coaching institute with incorrect grammar , you will be hanged ...hahaha these ching Chong ping are funny as hell...I laughed hard while watching this shitty video ....how much fake they are just like their manufacturing products

>Send over this chick to Delhi! If you know what I mean

>Come on China Lets start war, We are so tired of chinise barking. Send your same looking face children pla

>>138532651
seven scense
bool dozers

>>138534548
>WWIII doesn't actually start with the second American civil war, but a land-dispute in Asia
Too much chaos.

>>138534997
You're surprised that a nation Britain ruled long enough to learn cricket also learned bantz?

>>138532651
anytime a fucking hindu speaks english i want to bash them in the fucking head.
it sounds so fucking annoying.

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>>138531450
I STAND WITH POO

>>138535599
but british bantz aren't funny at all

dunno how strayans became that way

>>138535617
Working as a computer programmer for 10 years now I have literally no problem understanding everything he says.

I think India win , I laughed more watching it.
But both are funny

>>138531450
wtf she has autotune voice. Chinese confirmed for dog flesh-powered robots

>>138535680
i understood everything he said.
it just sounds worsre than nails on a chalkboard.

>>138535675

because it's an island of british criminals

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>>138531450
How do you do, my fellow Westerners?

>>138535823
what you are hearing is a "humanoid" voice, inorder to be considered human you need a soul, something Chinese lack.

>>138531450
She's cute and honestly I like the way she speaks English

>>138536173
kek
>>138535905
so poos are criminals 2?

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>>138531450
https://twitter.com/TrumInTheNorth/status/899793901724336130

>>138535599
Yeah, actually.

>the ex gf joke towards the end
>constantly reading messages
>dont understand boundaries
>get annoyed when we hang out with people they don't like

I thought that was great.
it's pretty decent for people with English as a second language, and it's not too cheesy.

The chink video was terrible in comparison -
>didn't your mama ever tell you not to break the law
weak as fuck, boring and contrived imo.

>>138531450
The Chinese keep their money hidden wherever they live. They are smart and don't trust the joobanks

>>138532651
He didn't provide a single argument against Chinas statements. By saying "You are breaking international law too" isn't an argument.

The Poo makes good redpills about Gookland, but that doesn't mean India didn't illegally enter foreign territory.

When it comes to this specific case about Doklam, China is on the right.

In other cases china might be trespassing other countries land, but in the case of Doklam, India is still on the wrong nonetheless.

/Thread

>1890 convention regarding Sikkim and Tibet

Uh what? They stole Tibet so why would India honour those laws?

>>138536771
buthan literally said it was fake news that they "agreed it was chinese land"

everything china says dies there

>>138537102
>pajeets true colors are showing

>>138537207
>that one butthurt chink still yapping about muh flag

Pathetic desu

>>138531450
>>138532651
The poo's damage control is pathetic and he has no bants.

>>138537391
>Says the shitskin
Go fuck yourself pajeet

>>138537787
>everyone I don't like is a pajeet

Still not an argument

Wew pakistan just got btfo by Trump, he liked the pajeet bants

Also bump

Based Chinese.

>>138531450
http://unmistaken1.com/india-china-war-result/
Read this .kek

China rules.

>>138534631
What gave you that idea? We hate them. We will always hate them.

>>138536771
Yes because the Bhutanese PERSONALLY asking us to defend them from China doesnt legitimize anything.

>>138540867
>http://unmistaken1.com/india-china-war-result/
wtf kind of shitty site is this?

>>138531450
Poo in the loos go go go.

>>138542071
What kind of shitty channel is "Hindustan meri jan" ?

>>138542071
actually it opened now

and yes, chyna is a paper tiger

>>138531450
I hope india kicks the shit out of them. They might need to poo in the loo, but at least they aren't souless dog-eating husks pretending to be human.

>>138542494
k

>>138542607
We hope so too but if the Pakis join in then we're fucked on both fronts.

>>138542480
A chutia channel

>>138542480>>138542785

>Hindustan meri jan
>chutia

what did u mean by this?

>>138542785
What happens when Japs join us?
Chyna fucked on two fronts?

>>138531450
>american accent

what? lmao?

>>138543025
I mean if the JSDF have nukes then great. But they dont. And I wouldn't trust our new greatest ally. They supported pakis to no extent.

>>138542929
>chutiya (((channel)))

>>138543122

>Less pathetic Chinese accent

We poos have pretty bad accents but atleast you can make out what we are saying.

>>138531450
>>138532651
Is this what happens now? Countries just sort of make "OOh ROASTED" type videos instead of taking any real action?

Did your mama let you outta your fuckin cage again goddammit

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The Chinese even forgot to edit out the tutorial text at the bottom of the video. SAD,. Poo in loo wins

>>138543370
Neoliberalism in action.

>>138543370
The action is on the border and there are hardly any Chinese here in India. The media is bashing China non-stop. What else are supposed to do? Beat up Tibetans because they look Chinese?

>>138543370
this and soon drone wars like in the prequels

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>>138531450
India's revenge: Posting an animation video depicting Xi Jinping as a mentally unhinged Winnie the Poo

>>138537391

reveal your flag pajeet. ;)

fuck, doesn't matter if you do desu, we're all undecided in this conflict.

>>138533345
Those fake laughs were taken from the original chinkee video you fucking faggot

>>138544168
Isnt it brilliant?

I support Indians, mainlander chinks are literal subhuman insectoids with no thought process.

propaganda arms are so weird sometimes. i wonder how radio free europe was perceived during the cold war.

>>138531450
>WW3 starts because of a meme war between India and China

>>138544352

also, she's no abby martin for rt.

>>138543914
>beat up tibetians cause they look chinese
Kek

>>138531867
Have*

And yeah they do you uneducated twat.

>>138531450

Straight from C&C Generals 2

>>138544551
FIGHT ALREADY POO POO MAN

>>138545235
Sure , soon I will be an army doc .
Eagerly waiting for war to start.

I'm waiting for the rap battle video of them kek.
>>138543914
Gotta admit India has the bantz on stock. This was great.

>>138545362
Oh thats right, a lot of doctors are poo. Will they flock back home and fight?

>>138531450
Is this what i sound like to Japs when i do my ching chong accent?

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>>138531450
>>138532651

India debunks all the Chinese State Owned Propaganda.

The CCP constantly churns out media propaganda and psychological warfare against other countries.

>>138545362
God speed. My cousin is with the CRPF fighting commies. Im proud of you guys in whatever you do. Jai Hind

>>138545480
No , I don't want the bad genes to enter my country , ever again

>>138545823
CRPF are deployed on the front?

>>138531450
Fighting over sucking the US consumer's dick.

>>138545823
Jai hind , jai bharat.

>>138531450
That is one tasty looking piece of pussy. We must secure all white race by mixing with pale skinned races and ruling out all the darkies.

>>138535617

English is an official language of India. Get used to it.

>>138545972
Internal/Homeland threats only

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>>138546070

Oh look another filthy kike with his race mixing propaganda.

>>138546552
Link to the video.

>>138546734
it was from some random comments in >>138532651

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>>138546328
>>138531450

Millions of sins of the Chinese Communist Party.

Get rekt.

>>138546328
>>138546552
Im sorry india but this made me audibly kek

>>138531450
Was she just lip syncing? What was with the voice?

Why are these Chinks itching so hard for war, have they achieved their max potential.

I don't know who's in the right but I love propaganda slap fights. Funny stuff.

>>138547422
india is the one making fake news clips about allegedly beating up china when they only fought bangladesh and shrilanka and nepal

but in nepal china did beat up india because thats on their side of the mountain range. they dont care what india does to its neighbors that makes it impossible for india to sell shit

even curry is now being handled by other countries

>>138547422

China won against India in 1962

India won against China in 1967

The scoreboard is tied for now, I cant wait for a second victory.

>>138547312
imitation of american accent, i guess some people will trust it more? no idea.

>>138546734
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD27woHDWbo

>>138547422

Well they realized they can make our boats crash into shit.

So, maybe.

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>>138533644
uncanny valley Asian-robotica

>>138547861

>B00L DOSERS

>>138532651
I support India 100% on this issue.

SINK
THE
CHINKS

>>138532651
Indian has sick bants. Props to writer of this show.

>>138547422
There hasn't been enough blood soaking the land for communists to gain nourishment.

>>138547861
>>138548228
Only problem is that she sounds like an ugly version of Siri.

>>138547861
Even so it sounds spliced more than like actual talking, maybe it really was just imitation, but it sounds really wrong

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>>138531450
[ racemixing intensifies ]

>>138532651

wtf i love propaganda videos now

we should have propaganda arm video threads every day

do south africans have youtube channels?

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>>138549259

We'll always keep our bloodline pure unlike the cumskins

>>138532651
India got mad bantz

>>138531450
>tfw no qt Chinese nationalist gf to have happa babies with and talk mad shit about poo in the loos.

WHY EVEN LIVE

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>>138531450
>China's claim rests on an 1890 treaty between Great Britain and the Qing Dynasty
>expects India to uphold it

goddamn the Chinks are kikes

>>138549619
Hello Hameed. How did your daily fuck session with Appa jaan and the imam go?

>>138549741
Delet thsi

>>138535617
I couldn't get past the first 30 seconds. At least the Chink whore sounded American. I'm willing to beat that the Poo had better bants because they have much better English comprehension than Chinks do, but fucking damn that Haji accent is annoying.

>>138531450
That bitch should be deported, if you're working for a foreign authoritarian government creating propaganda you have no place in the west.

>>138532471
She's Chinese and Mandarin is her native language and she knows how to speak English. What other languages do you know how to speak besides English, uou fucking retarded little faggot American? Most of you idiots don't even know English.

>>138532651
The Poohead really shat on the Chinks over the incursion shit.

>>138549891
>place in the west.
who said she's in the west?

>>138531450
5\10 would do.

>>138549891
Completely agreed, they are a fifth column.

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>>138531450
Propaganda. Fuck china.
Fuck India too, for good measure.

>>138550012
The accent, that's a western accent. Same with the guys, they should all be deported to China.

>>138536771
violating status quo

>>138532651
Deflecting by pointing out China's other faults but not accepting your own is a cowardly thing to do poo, also FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP SPEAKING ENGLISH KEEP TO YOUR OWN GODDAMN LANGUAGE

>>138550202

English is one of our national languages. Most Indians speak 3 languages and almost everyone speaks English.

>>138550202
the poo actually does some refuting too

>>138547312
>Was she just lip syncing? What was with the voice?

Don't know if it's the case but several countries literally dub over their own actors.

>>138532651

The laugh track is so scuffed it's funny.

>>138531450

> Mainland roastie trying to sound ABC to make video appear more legit
> India vociferously slammed, using language China uses to denounce the US after USN manuevers and drills

Seems legit... I'd still fuck that roastie's brains out though.

>>138549975
why would we need to know any other languages? everyone know english because they want to be us.

I can't wait the day all peoples from the world hold hands chanting kumbaya, burning down c*ina

>>138549504
Didn't India get KEBAB'D by Arabs for centuries tho?

>>138550505
I see that but they should know better not to poke the bear regardless especially with china, those mongoloid maniacs are like insects have you seen some of those china vids

>>138550170

Shut up Chang. Just because you never learned to properly speak English does not imply all American-Born Chinese speak like that girl

>>138531450
>tfw my parents unironically taught me that not getting caught is all that matters

>>138550202
If you pay attention, the pajeet mentions that Bhutan agrees that the disputed territory is theirs. What China said was bullshit.

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>>138536173

>>138550841
china is a paper tiger

if their opponent isn't a dog they don't stand a chance

>>138550417
You should still stick to your own language and culture I hate the fact that the eternal Anglos colonized and fucked with your folks

>>138544103
Have another (you), thanks for a good thread m8.

>>138550981
Stop larping Cheung. Ain't our fault you're stuck on a shitty island.

>>138550847
>American-Born Chinese
Just that phrase reveals their treachery and treason, they don't see themselves as Americans, they were merely *born* here and care only about the "mothership" of China...

>>138551045
It's actually beneficial to everyone, look at how pathetic East Asia is when it comes to English.

>>138531450
>>138532651
What kind of pussy fight is this? OH NO THIS SUCKS! Where are muh nukes? Fucking pussies

>>138549975
Rather defensive Mr Li.

>>138531450
wtf is that voice? are they trying to autotune out her accent?

>>138551115
Have you seen the state of America these days? I hardly blame them.
>Presented with a weak horse and a strong horse, a person will always choose the strong horse. - Osama bin laden

>>138531450
>casual chink channels makes zero effort fun of poos doing some of the usual poo in loo headshaking jokes

>entire Indian nation loses its shit (figuratively)
>cries racism all day
>"totally not state controlled" channel produces 2 minute long fully animated 3D CGI video, like some pimpled nerd drawing selfinsert comic beating up the chads that embarassed him, full of their usual infantil insults and trying too hard to play the cool guy and "hehe you president is the winnie poo head who laughs now :^(" """satire""""
>China just cringes
>poo loo media tries to """BANTZ""" them back, copying the Chinese, copying the U.S. talkshows, B-BLO DE FUG OUT HE HE!!! :^(
>its sounds just retarded because Indians, China just cringes
>poo loo media starts lying about Buthans stance towards Chinas roadbuilding and twisting quotes with Indian lies, just like them constantly talking about the "Indian Buthan brotherhood" meme no one in Buthan who where literally used as slaves by Indians actually believes unless Indians pay them off
>badly coordinated Indian media gets BTFO by U.S. media debunking the Indian "friendship with Buthan" myth at the same time

How do loos manage to survive the day doing all this without dying in shame? How to they mange to keep claiming they won 3 wars against China when they only fought one and the entire world acknowledges it lost? How do they manage to celebrate victory because a Chinese tank lost a wheel when they trashed all their own imported tanks into immobility and ended 11 places behind China. How to they think posting shit like "I stand with the Indians! India is modernizing its army! India very experienced defeating blasted Pook*istan many times! Indian very brave! China greedy! Defeated many times too!" with the usual Britbong flag, posting Made in India social media "memes" and India Times articles is actually going to convince anyone? How to they get these Twitter "flirts" off EVERYWHERE you go without dying in shame?

>>138550981
Maybe but I've played way too much fallout to take any chances

>>138551333
Then why are your kind in America in thz first olace, mister Yang ? Too scared to come back in hellish china university ?

>>138551367
that's official chinese propaganda, not a casual channel

>>138551367
t. Zhang

even international relations are memes and shitposting in the style of Colbert Report now. full clownworld. I want off this ride

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>>138551112
>Cheung

???

What does a leaf mean? What larping? China is weak as fuck.

>>138551367

Actually, India and China have fought two wars. China won in 1962 and India won in 1967. We acknowledge that.

The war of 1962 was the only war the Indian military has ever faced defeat.

>>138549975
>she knows how to speak English
nope, she literally sounds retarded

>>138551115

I think they're plain fucking miserable.

- On one hand, they are raised by stern Asian dads and tiger moms who demand their kids to act totally Chinese while successfully integrating to a totally alien culture
- On the other, they look and act different than society at large.
- Not to mention that they are considered culturally illiterate in both China and the US; as a lot of them never quite learn Chinese at Gaokao level, and they never have that Anglo-Saxon culture and history ingrained to them from their family

That's why I think ABC's I saw in college were always very closely-knit; they just never truly adapt to anything else. They make a lot of money, but are unhappy as fuck otherwise. Their kids would probably end up less successful and a bit more miserable.

Honestly, as a patchover dual citizen who's near-completely cut himself off from his own country, I feel a lot more integrated than ABCs.

>>138549975
t. Zhang Cho

>>138532651
pling pong bong kong lee bling clang cling soo poo loo pee lee blown the fuck out!

>>138532651
I...I think India won

>>138549975
ping pong ding dong fuck you chink

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>>138532651
At least its funnier than The Daily Show...

>>138551333
What do you mean, they know that America, and the European world in general, is lightyears ahead. In many ways they worship whiteness.

Seriously though, fuck China.

>>138551683
He thinks you're Taiwanese for some fucking reason. You can rest assured he's a Chink-leaf, and loyal to the CCP to boot.

>>138551856
I think it varies, as always. No doubt it gets better with each generation. Some Chinese-"Americans" were upset about the Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother book which came out in 2011 because they hated that aspect of their upbringing. However, others virtue signal quite loudly about loving their country (not America, of course), taking care of their families, etc. I don't trust them.

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Pajeets, I'm with you.

Chinks I meet in real life always seem soulless, autistic, strange. They also have fucking dog-eating festivals. Whites and Indians would get along better than whites and chinks. Give me a cow piss drinker over a dog eater any day of the week.

And at least you have something resembling free speech and democracy in your country.

>>138551115
>not conflating ethnic and passport nationality in context where ethnicity is relevant and allegiance/passport nationality irrelevant.
>aligns perfectly with /pol/s larger consensus about Mudlimes assigning themself the labels "Americans" or "Germans" or niggers like you "American", "French" or "Canadian" just because they are here or happend to be shit out here while their parents visited
>treachery and treason

Top LARP gook boy

China wins by a mile, anything that makes me forget about their stupid monopoly in my MMO is a plus for me

>>138553570
I suppose if I had to choose between these to I'd also pick India, not because I like them but there's no one I hate more than china

>>138532651
India is kicking their ass.
This is like a YouTuber with 10,000 subs vs John Oliver and HBO's endless Game of Thrones money

>>138553971
*two

>>138553664
You're saying that I'm a gook? All I'm saying is that people are either A M E R I C A N or they aren't, in which case, they need to get the boot. Perhaps if you called me a "civic nationalist cuck" it would make more sense.

>>138553241

I don't trust anyone except myself anymore.

There's of course quite a different range of adaptations on ABCs; I just wanted to keep things simple.

Though ABCs are usually much, much less integrated (culturally, not economically) than European Americans or other small US minorities.

>>138533609
This.
/thread

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>>138531450
when will china start funding groups to help destroy Israel and funnel support to American Freedom fighters to take back our government and banks from ZOG control?

I dont even know wtf ZOG means but I know what it is...

>>138532651
Both sides are retarded desu
I hate both of them

>>138532651
Please notice all the jews agreeing with India, in the future this will be an easy way to spot the JIDF shills.

I'm on china's side. Fuck the poos.

>>138554284
Zionist Occupied Government

>>138533644
Retarded. Clearly not a prime specimen of the crypto-weeb race.

>>138554458
oh so I used the term wrong but yea Jews control our banks, our media and our government, their even in this thread supporting India instead of Based China who has never backed down in their fight against the Jew menace.

>>138554441

Kek China is entirely against the US while India is one of your very few allies in Asia. We're all you've got.

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>>138532651

> Country who was humiliated by Anglos but was too shitty to colonize trying to speak "American" English
> Getting BTFO by Indian guy who only speaks fluent English because he doesn't have a single native language his own countrymen understand

We might have problems, but fuck I'm glad I'm not a poo or a chong!

>>138554647
>liking the USA

USA is shit dude, it has 95% libtard journalists and media. China is a better hope for world order right now.

>Not wanting WW3 so we can liberate the Chinese people from the CCP, improving the country so they'll stop feeling the need to flee to Australia

>>138543302
No, we really can't. Some of you poos think the faster you talk, the better your English sounds but it doesn't.

>>138554368
this

they are both vile subhuman shit
>gook

>>138551735
>Indian army faeced dirt feet

Race war now!!!!!!! Go crush the chinks you glorious poo

India does have a nucleus of intelligent people. Problem is the average for the country is far lower than China's average. There is no point to "bet" on India given those circumstances.

China will dominate India.

>>138554647
Ignore the edgelords, Sanjay. They're completely oblivious to the fact that a forum like this wouldn't even exist under commie Chinese censorship.

The fact that there are even Indians who can make it onto this website vis-a-vis the Chinese, whose internet and communications are completely monitored, censored, and controlled by the communist government is a testament to whose back we should have if shit hit the fan.

>>138532651
I'm siding with the pajeets, they actually made valid evidences and points. But both of them are funny, at least flippinos can really speak like an american, Australian and even britbongians.

>>138555664
Who cares, the two most annoying nations on earth are planning on killing each other.

This is fucking awesome. Wouldn't it be amazing if all the chinks and poos went home to kill each other

>>138555841
>most annoying nations on earth

Australia vs Brazil when?

>>138536572
China has no originality.

>>138554672
>fluent English

But then again its 2017 and that counts as fluent now, especially in England...

India pretty much smashed this round. 18 fucking territorial disputes? Yeah...

>>138555990
>Pakistan chimes in with the autism

Are there any whites left in England?

>>138556303
No we sent all you crims away, remember?

China and the Chinese are fucking awful and everyone who has either been there or even dealt with them knows it.

I STAND WITH POO

>>138555841
Just because I'm against mass immigration into my country doesn't mean I wish death or destruction upon any other country or people...

Except the big money Jews, Turkroaches, and niggers. Pajeets and chinks I can live with as long as they mind their business in their own countries, and stay out of our affairs.

>>138556404
And replaced them with Indians and Pakis hahaha, 3rd world by 2020.

>>138531450
since when does china give a fuck about international law? Look at the south china sea, scarborough shoals, etc.

Fuck this dumb shit.

>>138556584
That's a grown up perspective, personally I can't wait to see the great shit throwing between China and India.

They're literally human spam

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Asian people are strange

>>138532651
The chink qt got poo smeared all over her.

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>>138531450
Chinkies are best monsters

>>138532651
The laugh track kinda killed it but india has solid bantz

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>>138556713
>cosplay is consent
>please rape

>>138556611
You're filled with chinks.

Anglo Australia war 2021.

Prepare your brown eye you cunt

>>138550737
This post is so confused...

picking a side between India and China is like having to decide if you want shit in your sandwich or off on the side.

That being said, at least some Chinese women are cute and they shit in the loo more often than Indians. Neither shits in the loo 100% of the time, but chinks seem to be above the 50% mark while Indians are hovering right above 0%.

>>138557403
We're full of Indians and the other ones that look the same and drive taxi's too. Itd be fucking cool if all of these ethnic groups killed each other, a good ol race war.

I like it! Make sure you participate too

>>138555517
Yes because people who copy and have fuck all war experience can win right? I understand you hate us but dont be a retard.

>>138555664
>>138555763
Youre support will be returned ten fold in the future.

>>138555841
Nice one cunt. Be aware we are one of the reasons you dont have the PLA marching on your door step.

>>138557572
Commie detected.

>>138557966
Hahaha Indian is the great poo-tector of Australia! Start a war with Africans too plz, they're fucking annoying, but at least they don't bid down salaries like the fucking Indians

>>138549975
>t. Mr. Li Zhou Han
How's Hongcouver this time of year?

>>138558334
Nice come back. Doesnt your military need to fill up women and tranny quotas?

>>138549975

> Most of you idiots don't even know English.

It seems that your grasp of the English language is as bad as the chinks. You have a germ of an idea in those two sentences.

>>138557966

India would be backed in a war with China from the whole world, except North Korea. No one likes China from the sounds of it, except the norks.

>>138532651

Can anyone identify what exactly that qt accent is at 4:40? I never knew I wanted this.

This is newsworthy/relevant/interesting how?

>>138558776
Lol, go home and fight for glorious India's chance to designate some new streets.

>>138549975
Sooo sowy Mr. Li I rearry want to apororize on behaf of arr of china

>>138558881
That's what chinks sound like when they learn real English over here.

Or older Hong-Kong citizens from before we gave back the swamp.

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>>138531450
INDIA BTFO

>>138558881
hong kong

ten rupees on india
bantz is all china got

>>138532651
Chinkland BTFO

>>138559272
>>138559206

Thanks, right after I asked I saw this >>138534562 and had a giggle.

India has better bants, but china would push their shit in even if it became a long and drawn out conflict
Those chinks don't have souls

>>138557246
if you want a woman just take it, comic cons are cool like that

>>138550202
t, chink shit with no banter

>>138531450

I will always side with Pajeet over chinks.

One has a soul, the other doesn't

>>138557246
photoshop

>>138531450
Jeez what an awkward video. That high IQ is not coming across

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>>138531450
The bait is laid

>>138560327
DEPLOY THE TACTICAL SIKHS.

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>>138559398
We have infinitely more allies, our resolve is much stronger and we have more war experience. We also have Rafales.

THANKS FROGS! YOU ARE BEST ALLY FOR JETS!

>>138534562
I know a Saudi that learned a lot of his English from John Wayne movies. He sounds similar when speaking English. It's pretty fucking great, to be honest.

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>>138531450
bool dozers

>>138560603
>They refuse to use toilets, our streets are full of shit!

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>>138559408
When you want cattle, you take the cattle
When you want food, you take the food
When you want a woman, you just take the woman

>>138560327
Post replies.

>>138549975
t. unfeeling ant person

>>138550417
""""Speaks"""" english
You mean speak a very specific dialect of english that only Indians understand

>>138531450
Man World War III is fucking weird.

>>138561260
Answer pls >>138558436

>>138532651
seems like the poo in the loo brought the shitbants.

>>138562201
Ww3 is a war of.propaganda on who.gets to be the good guy to get support.from.the cultural mongrels.

>>138562332
It still feels like a cough syrup fever dream.

>>138531450
Fuck China. Indians will conquer them and poo in their loos.

>>138562567
>Indians
>poo in their loos.

That will never happen.

>>138562567
China will win by airdropping toilets into India.

>>138532651
7/10

>>138531450
Get out of my house bro!

>>138534093
Yeeeee Haw! Modi for the win!

A couple of years ago I helped my partner with a university world religion class. Since then, Google decided that I am a poo in the street India first patriot.

Oddly, after a couple of years of seeing India related news forced upon me by
Google, I find that I love President Trump #1, and India Prime Minister Modi #2.

Aw fuck, you guys are too dense to get it. Shitting streets = #2. Never mind. India is way cooler than the corrupt running dog capitalist gangster class of China's communist party.

>>138563931
u know u can trust her cause she speaks like an american

>>138556708
>implying it wont just create "refugees"

>>138549975
> t. Markham

>>138559408
If there is consent there is no rape was my point.

>>138531450
Chinese attempts at American idioms are quaint as shit and the inability of Chinese women to formulate coherent, original thoughts without reading directly off a script written by someone else is sad

>Didn't your mama tell you never break the law?
This is the most depressing and ineffectual microcosm of Chinese psychology and ineptitude I've ever seen

>>138562567
WE WILL FORCE ALL OF THE CHINESE TO OPEN DEFECATE! THIS WILL BE THEIR PUNISHMENT!

>>138565568
kek

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>>138532651

>>138551856
East Asian cognition does not blend nicely with Western civilization, 2nd and even 3rd generation Asians in California are completely cancerous to American culture from my experience, not to mention the FOBs

>>138564970
a convention cant consent for u tho

>>138532651
It's less passive-agressive definitely. Would watch again.

>>138555664
>a forum like this wouldn't even exist under commie Chinese censorship
What did they censor? Jewtube? Jewgle? Jewbook? Those are all liberal shitholes that /pol/ hates. They can browse 4chan no problem, and they WOULD have been able to post here if m00t didn't force (((google captcha))) on us.

>>138533494
The POO Laughs as he shits on your street.

>>138549975
Shut the fuck up.

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>>138532651
>>138531450

The poo wins this battle for me

>>138568441
Thanks krautbro. Hey if we ever DO become a superpower, we will wipe out Pakistan so you guys dont get more muzzie scum.

>>138531867
India has a sizable military, and nukes.

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>>138568530
>dont get more muzzie scum.
thanks for the friendly words but the north african and black african are already storming the beaches so that will not make much difference

>>138565568
>>138565568
YOU MONSTER! SURELY THIS IS AGAINST THE GENEVA CONVENTION!!

>>138532651
poo bant'd the fuck out.

>the whole world (cares)

Funniest part desu

>>138553771
>india nukes china
>ARK Servers are finally playable again.

Fuck em up Pajeet!

>>138531450
>>138532651
Why are they speaking English?

It's as if they're trying to win over the white man's sympathy.

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Chyna:
>eat dogs
>full of sociopaths
>Hates US will crush it once they develop super A.I
India:
>love animals(even too much)
>has good films with deep meanings
>in good relationships with US
>will lonly be threat by 2200 when they become superpower
Choice is obvious.

>>138569355
>>has good films with deep meanings
lets not exaggerate

>>138548176
>http://unmistaken1.com/india-china-war-result/
You win!

>>138543370
Propaganda to set the stage, next stage is PsyOps against Indian soldiers on the border like dropping toilet paper and toilet instructions. Indians will prob blast pajeet music to the Chinese border troops for a while, that really annoying super high pitched female singing that was recorded with the worst mic possible.

If it's not solved at the UN China will likely not directly attack Indians, there will be of course highly armed and trained """Bhutanese Freedom Fighters""" that appear to fight the Indians instead so this can be denied.

>>138531450
That's the best English I've heard any Chinese person speak. Literally watched it just for that.

>>138532651
>>138531450
>Poo Versus Dog 2017
>Please let it go nuclear.

>>138534631
nope they've fought wars and they both occupy land that they each claim is theirs

>>138569355
>has good films with deep meanings

I'll agree with everything but that. Our movies are shit. I want Bollywood to die.

>>138534832
I wonder who is behind that post

>>138569768
>"""Bhutanese Freedom Fighters"""

If youve ever read about Bhutan or in my case been there, they literally have no reason to rebel for anything. Its the happiest country there is and they all HATE and FEAR China doing a Tibet style take over.

>>138532651
I actually want to gas gypsies and deport all indians from Europe.
But on this, India has my support, you did what you did best, you took a shit, right on China and wiped your ass with their whining high pitched loud chink mouth.

POO in THE CHINA, GO GO PAJEET !

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>>138571581
NOOOOOOOO WE DONT WANT THEM

>>138549975
Kill yourself, chinkshit parasite.