Brit/pol/ - The Grand Remonstrance edition

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Come, come here and listen to a tale about the Lancaster Plan!
http://www.newenglishreview.org/custpage.cfm?frm=184244/sec_id/184244
>plan created in 2005 under our friend tony blair
>muslim conquest of UK and the west is inevitable
>government believes that whites are unwilling to fight for themselves so a peaceful transition must be organised
>favour immigrants for council houses because people with houses are more likely to start families and have kids
>give muslims protected status under law to reduce their chances of early chimping out early
>encourage immigration so that muslim population has family ties to rest of islamic world thus empowering the uk
>increase local autonomy around the country so that sharia zones can legally be created without causing a fuss country wide
>over time these zones will increase in size along with muslim government representation resulting in a total takeover by islam
>at some point a royal will have to convert to islam
>it will all have been done gradually so that the uk as an entity survives

And for some further reading about the wider EU plot, here's the Kalergi plan.
http://www.westernspring.co.uk/the-coudenhove-kalergi-plan-the-genocide-of-the-peoples-of-europe/

>>138528886
>those against legalisation reckon it'll be legal in 5 years
literal hitchens hysteria

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post comfy pets

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>>138529177
My 2 Kangals.

>>138529184
This is a joke right?
None of them are white

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>>138529272
cute

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>>138529184
>>138529405

>>138529439
Cheers lad, so your doggo. Looks like quite the old man/woman now with the white fur around its eyes.

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frankie boyle: retard or super clever for realising any joke with the words trump and hitler in it was a sure winner

>>138529139
>implying there aren't actual stalls at music festivals where idiots can freely test their illegal drugs without fear of prosecution

We'll know who's right soon enough.

I know everyone I don't like is Hitler but where are all these Nazis suddenly springing from?

>>138529291
The Anti-fascists at Croydon were scum
They brought a massive speakers , and being the wiggers they are balsted shitty grime

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our grandparents fought against fascism

>>138529291
wasn't this is liverpool? I was there. not a nazi larp, just on the way to work.

>>138529517
yeah he's nearly 14. I'm honestly not ready. He's been with me since I was a kid

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>>138529517
>old man/woman
Can you not see what's between his legs?

>>138529648
Yeah the paper says Liverpool echo

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>>138529689
In a way mate if you schedule a big sleep it's a lot kinder because you can prepare in advance and make sure he has a perfect last day. Then when no one is looking cry your eyes out and roll into a fetal ball around a bottle of single malt.

>>138529517
>man/woman
Are you blind or fucking stupid?

>>138529860
Sorry, haven't got the readers to hand.

>>138529523
Comedy isn't funny desu.

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>>138529606
Think I fell asleep as that was being posted.
I've got a venus fly trap in my bedroom so I can now find the bastards and then feed them to my plant.

>>138529709
I do now you pointed it out m8.
>>138529689
Its awful lad, know the feeling exactly, for any old dog but especially the ones you grew up with. Had 1 my mum had for 5 years before my birth then til I was 15 then one I got at 4.

My only advice, try not to let it take you by surprise. You'll still be distraught after but my first one went by surprise, where as the second I had a week to prepare and felt a bit better than the first simply knowing.

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>>138529709
>anon doesn't want to assume doggos gender
>gets dogpiled for being a mong.

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>>138529823
I knew there was something off about you.

>>138529523
I don't get it, didn't Trump already write a book? Or several?

>>138530106
Is this pic from Greece

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>>138529908
Why do you feel the need to make such mongloid-tier, petty, low-IQ, passive aggressive shit points? One that was already made at that. The very obvious answer is I didn't check for a penis when I saw the pic. That's a conclusion you could've reached on your own but still, you go to the effort of typing it out all the same and even throwing an insult at the end just to top if off. Kill yourself you complete fucking brainlet.

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>>138529895
I've had to put two doggos down in the past. One had a brain tumor and was having seizures. The other was blind and old. Never get used to seeing them decline.

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>>138529523

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>>138529177

>>138530277
>dat vacant expression full of love and likely hunger.

We are so fucking lucky to share this earth with dogs.

>>138530230
I'll do it more often if it triggers you that much.

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>>138530093

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Should I go watch the ((((Churchill)))) film or wait to I can pirate it?

I literally don't need to know anyone's sexuality and gay people need to stfu

>>138530230
You are being a tad sensitive anon.

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we've been around a while.

>>138530439
yeah, that one's a bit a dense. she barks at the slightest noise and is scared of the kitchen floor

what are you doing you nazi freak

>>138530584
It happens all too much. Some 1pbtid (though not in this case) wanker will just walce right in here, prop himself on his shit stained PC chair, look right at the screen and write some mongloid response to a very obvious answer. I've sat in silence for too long and watched this injustice. It's time to act.

>>138530482
Literally die.

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Post rare Portillos NOW you little cretins

Just had a good ol' tug to those photos of that skank Miley Cyrus that were just leaked (excuse the pun)

Feelin' energised, lads

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>>138530592
Being scared of the kitchen floor is perfectly logical if it's a bit slippy.

One more of my retarded doggo who showed me he managed to catch two wasps by vommiting them up on the carpet today.

>>138530855
link

>>138530771
>Literally die
I was thinking about it but then you made this post and I decided I'm going to keep going.

Thanks.

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nonces

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>>138530855
hasn't she already done a terry richardson photoshoot? My word

>>138530855
I saw a couple of her pissing on the floor. Was there more?

>>138530965
I am fairly sure with minimal effort a number of political figures can be found with similar records.

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>>138530965
News travels slowly sometimes.

>>138530965
Probably fake anyway.

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edl/bnp nonces
baby rapers.

at least the pakis in rotheram targeted teens

>>138530882
cute dense doggos are best doggos

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nonce enablers

>>138529084
Well that plan backfired with the brexit vote.

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>>138531340
Not really, it's already past the point of no return.
There's no stopping it now.
We hit the demographic shift point years ago.

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Darren Kelly

convicted nonce

edl

Why is there a Naziflag spamming edl nonces like any of us give a shit about the edl. Do your research lefty/pol/.

>>138531528
It's bait

>>138529084
Look at this Labour cunt too:
http://yourbrexit.co.uk/news/disgrace-labour-mp-naz-shah-retweets-abused-girls-in-rotherham-need-to-shut-their-mouths/

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>james peter baker

convicted baby fucker

>lost loads of weight
>still losing
>loads more energy
>can't sleep at night unless I have a pint of milk and a bit of bread or a couple oatcakes
>this knocks me right out after around half an hour
>otherwise will stay awake until five am and get up at 7am with little ill effect for the first day.
>destroyed the second day though.

What even is this?

>>138531451

>Not really, it's already past the point of no return.
>There's no stopping it now.
>We hit the demographic shift point years ago

UK is still 87% white. Latest ONS birth statstics shows that pakistani, Bengali and african births have fallen. White births remaining stable. Mixed race births are up(not bad really brit + south asian = southern european)

Wonder why EU migration went up undee Tory rule. Lets see whites tend to vote for Tory. Tories would be stupid to let in mass amount of muslims like Blair did

>>138530939
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>>138531080
don't have the link but there were like 30 of her pissing in random locations
full frontal shots of her beaver

>>138531528
I think the fucking idiot, thinks he's fighting the good fight. The sad twat.

>>138531795
>why it went up under the Tories
Politics suffers enormously from the status quo. If things are only semi broke and the machine kind of works, they won't tinker.

>>138531795
>brit + south asian = southern european)
It's Brit and black mostly
Pakis don't racemix

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Just how accurate is this image?

>>138531528
It's something I love about discussion on here is that he will either get ignored or called a mong. No one has a reputation or a need to virtue signal about anything at him.

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>>138531795
>uk is still 87% white
>not even saying white British because you already know it isnt

You do realise that the Tories refuse to do a census because they know it isn't, right?

>>138531678
>Don't panic

>>138532076
>You do realise that the Tories refuse to do a census because they know it isn't, right?
Huh, no they don't? The last census was 2011 and we were indeed 87% white then, we won't be any more, but the next one will be in 2021. They happen every 10 years?

https://www.ons.gov.uk/census/2011census

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>>138529177
>oh I'm a wanderer

>>138532076
The UK Statistics Authority announced on 27 March 2014 that it has recommended to the United Kingdom Government that the next census in England and Wales should take place in 2021, a decade after the previous census in March 2011.[1] The National Records of Scotland also reported on the same date that it was proposing to the Scottish Government that a census in Scotland should also take place in 2021.[2] In October 2014 the Northern Ireland Statistics and Research Agency (NISRA), which is responsible for the census in Northern Ireland, published its proposals to conduct a census in 2021.[3] These announcements followed on from a series of co-ordinated research projects known collectively as the Beyond 2011 Programme.

The census happens every ten years usually. Please do post more clowns though.

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you people are as dumb as fuck. the whole system is poison.

never mind, tap your boot to the latest charts and watch BBC.
>http://www.officialcharts.com/charts/singles-chart/

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ara ara ara

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>>138532323
Come on lad. At least try.

Corbyn would be disappointed in your efforts to subvert the rabid Nazis of brit/pol/

>>138531729
Thyroid fluctuations.

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>>138532218
>2011
>3 million immigrants later and years of higher births among immigrants

>>138532292
>left leaning 'authority' recommends postponing a revealing census which just happens to be in the governments best interest

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>>138532488
Is that something I should worry about?

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>mark collett....convicted statutory rapist

>>138532616
You're not very bright are you?

>>138532043
wales would be the good kid, scotland the inbred, ulster as the daddy's boy

>>138532245
haven't seen The Wanderers in years. Need to pick that up on bluray desu

>>138532616
Yes, that wasn't my point at all, I even said "we won't be that white now". My point was about your bullshit claim that the Tories refuse to do a census.

Why are you bullshitting?

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>>138532738
That's a rude assumption.
I just shitpost a lot.
It would take a lot of effort to work out which of my posts are actually what I believe in.

>>138532781
Tried getting my younger sister to watch it but she gave up half way through. Women dont understand

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Trips gets to decide how I kill myself when Australia becomes a Republic.

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>>138532791
Yeah but a government can call a census whenever they like.
There have been times when we had a census 5 years after the previous one.

>>138533021
Don't kill yourself,checkem

>>138533021
Stingray to the heart.

>>138533077
I don't remember that ever happening and if it did, it was for a specific need. They are done every 10 years.

When did the Tories refuse to do another census then?

>>138532971
the female baldie was qt

>>138533114
Damn shame you're three off, that would've made my day.

>>138533077
You mean once since 1801. Otherwise there was a small 2 year blip because of WWII.

>>138532218
LOL. This is literally two retards speaking, based on government figures, which everyone apart from the government confirms are wrong. Presuming your figures are correct, how many illegals were in subletted hamlets, and giving just one example, the one that burned down recently. I'll wait.

>>138533172
>I dont remember that ever happening
Yeah you weren't alive at the time mate.
They refused to do one in the runup to Brexit even though it's what the people wanted.

>>138533342
Once in the UK, more often elsewhere.

>>138533202
I thought that too but watch it again
... Those wop fucks have all the tidy girls

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>>138533021
In saying this I honestly can't wait for the campaign to kick off in a few years, the republican referendum will probably be the thing to finally get me off my arse and the impetus for me to join a political movement.

Can't wait to BTFO some republicucks.

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>>138533212
I'm almost as annoyed as you.

Trying again for blue ringed octopus suppository.

>>138533626
>suppository

Did you do this on purpose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oep_DPDy6xw

How often do you have incestuous thoughts lads?

unfortunately I get them quite often. my sister has a very nice body :(

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>>138533728
Not intentionally.

Drop bear rape.

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>>138533836
I've never had an incestuous thought in my life.
Though I have thought "nice tits" a couple of times.

>>138533836
You've got a problem mate but turn it into a strength, fuck your sister and cum

>>138533836
Would never dream of anything like that with my family. I'll shamefully admit i've used porn along those lines before.

I used to be a degenerate.

>>138534059
But I'll*

>>138534059
One last try.

Huffing petrol with your abbo bros and run over by a roadtrain.

>>138533836
bit odd lad. i'd rather fuck my qt science teacher from secondary school but she was a lesbian

>>138533511
That was my first (You) to him you utter fucking mongloid. I wasn't making any point about what they were arguing about, I was addressing his claim that the Tories "refused to do a census" but you come off as a right fucking idiot calling others idiots when you lack both context and ability to read IDs.

>>138533525
>Yeah you weren't alive at the time mate.
I know census history.
>They refused to do one in the runup to Brexit even though it's what the people wanted.
Proof and why did the "people want it"? A census is done every 10 years.

>>138533836
I have incestuous thoughts about your sister all the time.

>>138534059
I lied. Eating many many tins of beans and drinking vegemite then snackbaring the nearest mosque in a blaze of glorious flatulence.

>>138533511
Also
>LOL
>"I'll wait"
Honestly neck yourself you complete and utter fucking brainlet.

>>138534338
There are no mosques in my city, there is a synagogue though.

>>138533836
I frequently watch sister incest porn but I don't have a sister

>>138532478
Yawn. again the division of Corbyn bad, instead of looking at the whole corrupt system. Name me one politician that will address an independent region that will not be audited, or bow down to UK law, and even has a Remembrancer who attends Parliament to defy UK Law.

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>>138529084
this ppt presentation and a few others were in the Macron leaked emails, https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/891991136809734144
talks about establishing muslim arrondissements and communities. i'm not sure of the context as to how much macron was into the plan or if it was just emailed to him

>>138534415
Kicking a wallaby in the face?

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>>138534280
>he didnt read the tabloids in the runup to brexit

>>138534473
Spooky.

Since we're on the topic, who else here despises the sexualisation of society?

I unironically believe all ads with a sexual element should be banned and pornography restricted. I imagine our generation would be less degenerate without the influence of obscene amounts of disturbing. Probably the only thing I agree with hardline feminists on t b h.

>>138534686
disturbing pornography readily available on the internet*

Not sure how I deleted that.

>>138534676
What you were doing is what is referred to as a "dimple lie" wasn't it? Telling a small lie during an argument in hopes nobody factchecks it or recognises the bullshit in it. But the Tories never refused to do a census since 2011. It's common knowledge they're commissioned every 10 years, since thats when the government needs the data to act more securely again.

>>138534473
I don't speak Arabic. What?

>>138534463
Your bait is poor and lacks flavour.
D - but not quite a fail.

>>138534501
Falling out of a tree while trying to sneak into Kylie Minogues bathroom.

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>>138534686
What? Im watching naked attraction right now

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>>138534855
>dimple lie
You're making that up mate.
Also, it was literally a shitpost, those are immune to factchecks because they're not meant to be factual.

>>138534757
>>138534757
Forming a loving and stable pair bond with Honk the sudoku when he leaves you for Rimmer.

I love the attitude of people who shill for corbyn on britpol.

>'Look I know this man stands for everything you hate, but the tories are like not going to do what they said, so yeah shake the bag up and vote corbyn'

>>138534280
>That was my first (You) to him you utter fucking mongloid. I wasn't making any point about what they were arguing about, I was addressing his claim that the Tories "refused to do a census" but you come off as a right fucking idiot calling others idiots when you lack both context and ability to read IDs.
2017 = Triggered. Nobody can converse without insults and if you disagree you are a Nazi. How embarracing.

>>138535138
>I was only pretending to be retarded.tard

>>138533836
My gf reminds me of a cousin of mine

>>138535244
I can tell you just came here from the comment section of Lauren Southern videos. Fuck off.

>>138535138
I'm making up the word "dimple lie"? And nice fallback.

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>>138535044

>>138534874
>talks about establishing new local governments involving imams
>talks about the risks and rewards of each of their strategies "opposition to exporting radical islam"
>talks about getting halal into shops by "naming and shaming" those who don't
>talks about establishing muslim culture in schools, banking with a risk of "destroying national identity"

has a costing at the end
>Salary of imams and others : 60 imams, 2.5 million euro
>University admin : 1 million euro
>Construction of cultural sites: 2 million a year (1 mosque in 2 years)
for a total of 5.5million euro a year

pretty cheap deal if you ask me.

>>138533021
Australia will not become a republic in our lifetimes

>>138534874
It is not bait. I am happy to discuss.

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>>138535255
Yes.
Have you never clowned around before?
Are you one of those super serious faggots?
What is the point in being anonymous if you only ever use one persona?

>>138535426
>making up the word dimple lie
"Dimple lie" is two words. You can't slip that past me.

>>138535490
yea, unfortunately the missus likes it. Asks what I find attractive

>>138535771
And the Tories never refused to do a census, you can't slip that past me. But dimple lie is a real term.

>>138535611
Yeah it will.
Charles will fuck everything up.
The whole lobbying thing is an example of what's to come.
Some disgruntled scotcuck republican will leak it.

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>>138535963
Your post contains two falsehoods.

I've been learning lines for 2 hours i'm surrounded by notes and nothings fucking going in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuwoGMCEUO0

>>138536190
What lad

>>138535315
This comment probably means more to teenagers than adults, than seniors. In many ways you have identified yourself as someone that thinks E-Celebrities are important or even relevant. How embarrassing.

>>138536190
May I ask the play?

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>>138536190
>learning lines

Fucking dramafag puff bender.

>>138536190
Oh I remember.
Do what I said and say there's a family emergency in Scotland u poofter.
Text the producer or whatever now so it seems like a midnight job.

>>138536190
Are you speaking them out loud while you practice?

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>>138536618
I fucking hope the producer is also an anon

>>138536411
Keep typing. Every single one of your posts remind people of the "HURR DURR LEFTISTS CALL US ALL NAZIS" type.

SOS

Hi lads, this is urgent, there are 2 huge spiders in corner of my room as in fatish.... scared i've just been staring at them.... cant kill with toilet paper becasue id feel its body sqish awkward angle 2 kill with book bceause of radiator pipe..... do i sleep down stairs... what if the move tonigth and i dont know where they go. could ask my parents but they might be pissed if i knock their bedroom door at 2 at night... sometimes my dad goes 2 toilet @ night 4 piss but he went at 12 so idk if he will go again at maybe 3 and ill ask him. im tyoing quietly to avoid waking the spiders..


WTF DO I O HELP ITS MOVING ADVICE PLS!!!

NVM FUCK ITS AWAKE AND IVE LOST IT JUST FUCK MY LIFE

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>>138536942
"Men" these days.

>>138536942
IT WAS 1 SPIDER NOT 2 T ITS GOT WIERD BODY

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>>138536942

>>138536942
The biggest spider in the UK is the giant house spider which is 12cm. Man up.

>>138537058
ive got a big hairy spider living in the bath tub. we're mates, was thinking of introducing him to the autistic arachnophobes on brit/pol/ but it would spoil all this great political interlocution

>>138537058
fuck off i was trying to atch the ben shapiro show not hunt for a huge fast fucking ugly spider lurking around

>>138537413
Why are you listening to Ben Shapiro he's a jew

>>138537413
>i was trying to atch the ben shapiro show
The spider probably has better taste than you.

>>138536469
I clicked on your post. It said 15 posts by this User ID. I read them all. You have nothing to add to this thread. You are Cancer, and typical of the the stupidity that is ruining society.

>>138537537
Jews have higher IQs than us, give them a bit of credit

just smoked a fat fucking DOOB and am about to watch CNN news lads

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>>138537381
I find spiders disgusting, that's why I always crush them, like a man.

>>138537413
>falling for the fast talking balding jew

>>138537632
I just did the same with you and yours are the exact fucking same, if not worse.

oh ffs i dont knoww where it is now (idk if its 1 or 2 spiders) so dunno wnat to do PLS GIVE ADVICE... prbably gonna wait it out a couple hours (if my dad goes toilet ill ask him 2 help - but no dunno whre it is) idk i could sleeep downstairs but then when i come back in morning it will sneak up on me.... ffs

>>138537585
This. Give the spider your laptop i'd rather talk to him than a big fairy who listens to Jewish yanks.

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>>138537632
You have a severe case of autistic faggotry.
Might want to go and chop some wood or something to man up.

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>>138537886

>>138536886
>Every single one of your posts remind people of the "HURR DURR LEFTISTS CALL US ALL NAZIS" type.
You have been played, son. It is obvious to every one but you. I have no conception of what HURR DURR means, or care.

>>138535611
>Bipartisian political report
>"It's racist that a POC can't be Australia's head of state"

I wouldn't be so sure, when the queen dies there's a high chance we're fucked.

See this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlW5SyPk5r0
All the non-anglos will swing the vote.

1st to people teling me to man up its fast huge ugly hiding etc. fukc you spiders look so alien not pathetic to be scared of thm... when i kill it (if i do) ill post pics.

2nd) whats wrong with shpiro, his vids too long and complex for you? its a good show... u say huur huur jew to discridit him as oppose to attacking his idas... like no diffrent to if a guy said soeone is invalid if they are white.. also im jewish, whats wrong with that? im still conservative/red pilled.


3rd. tempted to go to bed downstairs but its uncomfy and im tice as long as chair.... i could sleep upstairs - 4 sum reason i get to sleep fast when scared but obv theres a fucking spider lurking..


sorry for bad tetx im typing fast and dont want to make noise.

WHEN PEOPLE SAY 'ITS JUST A SPIDER ITS MORE CARED OF YOU THAT YOU ARE OF HIM IS THAT SERIOUS OR JUST TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

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>>138536942
Grow a pair you fucking soft quim.

>>138537886
Don't fall asleep until you find it. Otherwise it'll lay eggs in your ear.

>>138538798
I hope you die.

Im fcoused on looking around corner of room (hurting my neck) but the cunt could be anywhere... im sure its in corne tho.


whoever invents some sort of easy to kill spider devise/spider trap thing will make millions

>>138538798
Find a book and throw it. Or go full Assad and use a deordorant spray can. Or you could just ignore them as they're harmless.

>>138539212
I bet you prefer shit-riddled flies landing on you as opposed to a spider being on your wall that won't come near you. That's in line with your shitposting.

TRUMP KILLING PAKIS

>>138539330
Don't use a deordorant can on a spider mong. Not even sure that'll work but its a bit cruel regardless. Best for flies that is when you've got no fly spray. Get them to land with the spray then fucking splatter em.

>>138538798
Begone you annoying fucking child.

>>138539604
It does work and it's very cruel.

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>>138539212
How old are you mate? I bet even a young lass wouldn't be this much of a pussy around a harmless wild animal

>>138537992
You link your posts with a picture of a UK politician. A Christian. He became popular on 4chan only because his wife was ugly. comparisons were made to her being a man, and everybody laughed. Then you idolised him because some E-celebrity drank milk on a HWNDU live channel and he had a picture of himself promoting milk. Pathetic.

I actually did National Service and know how to both carry and use a weapon. Your go chop some wood comments are about as stupid as you are. Deus Vult.

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>>138539212
Put a tupperware box with a strawberry in it in the corner of the room. Spiders love strawberries and it'll get trapped in there.

>>138539330
1. i need to find it first... but yeah killing with book is good idea. i wont throw just place ontop of and crush... if i find it an its in the right position.

2. idk if i can go full assad... i dont use deodrant but idk if my dad or sisters do so could check baathrrom fast to see if they keep it somethere there. would that even kill it, it could just run away too,

3. yeah thanks this makes me feel slightly better but spiders are my #1 fear (just fatish insects) i could ignore even big skinny spiders but i fucking hate fat ones and ill go to bed scared and wake up, forget about it the it will creep up on me when im wanking.


thanks alot for this post btw.

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>>138540072
Cringe.

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>>138540072
>Deus Vult.

>>138540291
The spray is cold and makes them curl up, also it's probably toxic for such small creatures. Also you can blow the curled up body into a kill zone.

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>>138540072
Yeesh, I'd delete that post if you had any self respect.

>>138540291
Type properly you bothersome mong.

>>138538716
That video made me rage

>>138539449
i hate fat insects aspecially spiders. idm flies or skinny spiders....

>>138539906
spiders (fat insects) are my #1 fear... noting pussy about that

>>138540283
thanks... but i need lid off for it to get in, but then it wont be trapped?

>>138540359
Cringe? Please explain.

>>138540720
THANKYOU! next time im in supermarket ill get some deorant spray, keep it in my draw for when there is a spider.... migth test this out in the garden tomorow. so i cou get it to curl uo wiht spray then smash it to death with a book?

>>138540822
sorry but im typing fast and quietly plus i keep glancing at corner to check for spider.

>>138540632
>Deus vult omnes homines salvos fieri
And?

>>138541370
I fucking hate you. I've genuinely not hated another human this much since the other day when Pubes was on.

>>138540983
You, your posts, your presence in this thread and specifically your whole army boy "I've been in the military and I can fucking shoot u m8"-type argument is cringe.

>>138541370
Spiders have very good hearing. It'll know you're plotting against it and will be waiting in the dark, out of sight and working out its next move against you.

>>138540821
>Yeesh, I'd delete that post if you had any self respect.
Why? Please continue about what St. Paul said. I'll wait.

>>138541684
Deus Vult LARPing is kekistan-tier

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>>138541370
Pretty much, but I don't endorse this action. Spiders are friends.

>>138541779
why? just because im jewish and listen to be shapiro? i listen to sargon of akkad and louder ith crowder too.

>>138542195
i dont hate spiders im just scared of them and hte fat ones.. ould hate no probleM IF THEY WENT BACK OUTSIDE WHERE THEY BELONG AND DID NOT COME IN MY BEDROOM.

>>138542066
He's one of those mongs pushing things that were funny during the 2016 election 8 months out of context.

ok guys its been 1 hour since 1st sighting (should have tried killing it when had chance even tho angle was akward and i was scard)>.. its probably lurkingin corner but it blocked/i cant reach anyay im going to get off my chair and have a peek... wish me luck.

>>138542272
That's just the cherry on top of the shit Sunday that is your being.

We need tripcunts back.

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>>138542066
If you read my original comment, it will become evident that the Deus Vult comment was a parody. I don't actually care whether people who believe in Kek or Kekistan die, they are as stupid as the Holocaust religion.

>>138542655
I've filtered your ID you annoying fucking mong.

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>>138540961
I'm genuinely interested to know what happened to you in life to make you this pathetic. Being scared of toxic/venomous things, ok that's sort of understandable, but standard UK bugs and spiders? Get a fucking grip lad.

>>138542859
its not pathetic to hve sometthing your scared of.... if you mean pathetic as in i have no friends idk i just dont maybe thats patetic but idk i did used to life in bradford... but being scared of FAT FAST URKING SPIDERS is not pathetic...

>>138542859
being scared of toxic things isn't "understandable", it's literally the fundamental theory of evolutionary psychology...

Getting wrapped up in the Confederate monuments issue, any memorials I can see here in Britain?

Planning on doing these soon

>Cromwell statues (mostly Westminster because MPs want it melted)
>Marx's grave (also Litvinenko in the same cemetery)
>Polish ghost soldiers memorial
>Rhodesian booty shorts statue in Hatfield House
>Rigby memorials
>Cecil Rhodes statue in Oxford
>Grave of Winston Churchill

ok lads i got out my chair peeked around... ould not see, but if not seen it move so logically unless i've missed it the spider is in the corner under my draws, behind the pile of books - ill post pics of what i mean by this tomorrow mornng. lots of dust and spiders wweb there etc. + drak so cant rly see idk if thts the spiders spider web sooo i could vacume tomorrow but what happens if i destroy its nest... it will come out? ffs i just want it dead...


anyay, do i sleep in my bed and home it does not come or just go down stairs... its 3 already now so..

>>138542485
>He's one of those mongs pushing things that were funny during the 2016 election 8 months out of context.
Is this an accurate depiction of what I said? Really?

also im pissed off so when (eventually) idk when but eventually i will kill it. when i kill it ill desecrate its fucking body and post pics on brit/pol

>>138543881
THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL RACISTS

>>138543846
Shut up you fucking cunt

>>138543846
>>138544042

Nobody cares anymore pal, you saturated the thread with these inane shitty ramblings for attention.

>>138544042
>>138543846
This isn't your blog. All 15 of your posts are about a spider. No one on here, not a single person, cares. They may have entertained your response the first time, now it's boring, you are quite clearly brain dead, and are just fucking awful.

I actually questioned whether you were a troll, but who the fuck would troll using a spider on their wall as the base for that? Which leads me to the conclusion that this is your own brain, in which case you should, firstly, leave Brit/pol/ forever and then get help.

>>138544118
fuck off thts not constructive comment, retard.


ANYWAY guys if i do turn my light off and sleep upsairs arnt spiders nocturna???? it could start mving once ights off and im in bed...

>>138538798
Get out of my fucking country you autist phone sperg.

>>138537769
>69
Kill yourself fag, weeds for fags, do md

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>>138543555
Being scared of UK native spiders is completely irrational and baseless, and therefore pathetic. Grow up.
>>138543616
Yeah to some extent, of course we need to be scared of toxic things (not that everything fits the bill, i.e. mongs eating deadly mushrooms in the woods). Still, not exactly relevant to the discussion we're having with this soft fanny who's shitting himself over some spiders.
>>138544410
Sleep outside in the garden - it's the only place they won't be able to surround you on all sides whilst you're kipping.

>>138544283
its not ramblings im just giving info about the situation so you guys acn help.... normally i talk 100% politics but im in ned of help/SOS atm.

>>138544334
im not trolling.... there is a spider in my bedroom and idk what to do now its lost in the corner... to prove im srs when i eventually do get it ill posts pics.

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>>138543728
>Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.
t.George Orwell

Be careful what you wish for.

>>138544528
im on a computer.... sitting here with my eyes glued in the corner i lost saw the spider.

>>138544707
its big and fat idk skinny ones but spiders are my #1 fear... and its lurking and iwk where t is...

>>138544707
no i need serius advice... do i sleep in my bed or downstairs... idk im weightintgup the options.

>>138545047
Why are you scared of them? That's the fundamental question here you little mincer.

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>>138545047
Time for some self administered desensitisation therapy here Anon.

>>138545273
>>138545273
idk i guess its because spiders look so alien idk and im esp scared of fat ones.... before someone was talking about why im pathetic what eppedn ot mylife... ive had a normal life but i am skinny/short also sa i sai before im jewish and went to a 70%+ muslim school in bradford and have no firends but thts irrelevnt spiders are just creepy and natural to be scared of them.

>>138545273
Mate I just accidently squashed a spider in my door

>>138545487
FUCK OFF KYS RETARD

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>>138545638
Mean.

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BRIT/POL/ WATCH OUT FOR THE BOOOOAAAAARRRRRR

This thread has now become a thread for lesser beta males to discuss their fright of non-poisonous UK spiders. Truly Pathetic.

Are we still spiderposting?

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>>138545624
Clumsy daft cunt
>>138545575
Ah that explains it then. The only solution would be to get a glass of water, go to bed and have a long hard think about how boring this eckied shitposting session was.

ok its 3 now so... i could sleep downtairs BUT its uncomfy and id probably wake peope up.... sleeping in my bed room most likley im scared of spider but as guy said before it wont harm me i guess.. just hope it staysin its fucking corner. just a shame i never hd a chance to kill it (akward angle when i saw it as it as on radiator pipe) as now its going to be lurking.... heres hoping i get to sleep fast and pray to G-d spider does not come near me i can wake up in morning and forget about it or call for back up from my parents to help kill it. ALSO A QUESTION; what will it do if i vacume its web? eg. start t move out its corner to other part of my bedroom or just leave? thanks for advice those who arent being jerks posting spiders calling me pathetic etc.

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>>138546157
Not joking mate

>>138546157
i swear im being honest but like i said above im going to bed soon once i clear a few things up i mentioned in the post.

to prove this is legit ill post pictures tomorrow e.g. of spider corner and hoepfully dead spider if i get it.... wwhy the fuck would i spend 2 hours pretenting to have a spider in my room when all i wanted was to watch ben shapiro talk for 30mins then go to sleep... ffs.

>>138546391
FUCK OFF

>>138542859
It's built into us as a species

>>138545575
>i am skinny/short also sa i sai before im jewish and went to a 70%+ muslim school
5 years ago I would have said that you don't belong here. Now, I would probably be told that I don't belong here. It's a constant reminder that Britain hasn't changed.......I have.

>>138546642
Closed the door and heard a squirt, found his mate too

>>138543728
I wanna visit Cecil Rhodes grave, quite a a few I wanna visit, mosley will be a bit tough I think

>>138547139
Sorry to be a retard but what do you mean by that?

honestly, ive been lurking here for a few days and as a black Muslim, i actually feel kinda at home

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>>138546642
Found his mate, mourning the loss

>>138547838
Well your not. Out

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>mfw moths

>>138547838
Well I'm not sure how you reached that conclusion. You have astoundingly inferior genetics and a laughable noncey religion, fuck off home to Africa.
>>138548179
>being even more of a poofter than the spiderposter
Christ mate, sort your life out.

ok going to just go to bed ffs. night al ill update tomorrow

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>>138547838
You can get away with being black here, but never a mudslime.

>>138548801
Well, we do have Housing Anon.

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>>138548801
>You can get away with being black
What on Earth led you to believe such bollocks?
>>138549038
Yeah, and it's fairly well-established that that dirty Corbynite shitskin nonce isn't welcome here.

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>>138547346
It simply means that Brit/pol has turned into a pile of shit. Instead of naming the Jew for his corruption, and naming that corruption, be it Jew or non-Jewish, now we are talking to a faggot Jew who is afraid of British spiders, who goes to a 70% Muslim school, and the conversation is about spiders and not 70% Muslim schools in the UK, or Jews attending those schools.

I truly hate what the UK has become. This thread is a reflection in the change of society. It and the country deserve to be Nuked.

I think this picture sums up how I feel.

>>138547325
Which ones are on your list? I've been marking these on Google Earth just in case I ever visit some place.

>Moise Tshombe
>Moseley is cremated, but Cable Street could be okay
>William Joyce
>George Orwell (even if he was a commie)

Those are top on my list, and I've already seen Orwell. Whole church is plastered with CCTV signs

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>>138548592
>hopelessly deovoted to you

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>>138549269
If you're sick of the current conversation then start a new on you faggot.
Every topic has been done to death for most of us but i'm sure we'll still humour you.

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Late night threads are really autistic. Can't believe I spend time reading some of this shit.

>>138550604
RIP honk

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>>138550604
You do get a lot of comfy late night brit/pol/ though, I have a preference for the landscape and nostalgic music ones.

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>>138545905
M-MORE WINE, YOUR GRACE?

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>>138551059
Stop trying to make this 'meme' a thing.

>>138550128
the point of Brit/pol, you dumb faggot, was to promote British Politics. I have made many threads on this board for many years. I have posted on Chans for well over 8. The point is that nothing of import is ever discussed. The whole establishment stinks and we discuss spiders.

You want to start a conversation? Who is Purple Rod, and why is she American and from the Banking Dynasty?

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>>138551059
THE BOOOAAARRRR STRETCHER
NOW

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>>138551245
Talking about individuals is for the simple minded.
We should be talking about policies, ideologies and such, which we actually were last thread.

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>>138550742
Don't remind me, you CUNT.

>>138550963
Those are pretty comfy.

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>>138550963
This shit thread doesn't deserve my landscape pictures.

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*blocks your path*

Britain btfo

How would you cuckoo brits feel if a bunch of 28 year old single mommy Mexican ladies with babies showed up at your door and borders?

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>>138551591
not very nice anon...

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>>138551817
Nor does it deserve my comfy animal pictures!

>>138551546
Remind me how we that talk went. What were it's conclusions? I'll wait.

I'll start another. Democracy does not work and is no good for a Nation. Discuss

It is important to note individuals, as all have a rank in a bigger game. An example being Stalin, Mao, Churchill, to name but a few.

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>>138552636
I believe in a parliamentary democracy with more power being given to the reigning monarch.
I think the democracy part is vital because it placates the plebs and gives them a non-violent way of complaining.
That's all you get out of me though, if you want an in depth conversation then you should come here earlier, when people aren't knackered.

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>>138552524
Nah

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>>138553409
Disgusting.

Guess I'll make the next thread too unless someone bothers before me.

Good morning.

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>>138553090
>I believe in a parliamentary democracy with more power being given to the reigning monarch.
I believe the exact opposite. Go figure.

New

>>138553833
>>138553833

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>>138553659
>he doesnt want democracy or a monarchy

What even are you?
Weirdo.