LULA IS SKYROCKETING IN POLLS

>>138526490

serves you right

sick of hearing about uma superpower

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>>138526692
PLS SAVE ME COMMIES ARE TOO STRONG WE CANT HANDLE IT I NEED FREEEEDOOOMM

>>138526490
Was he not indicted for corruption last month

>>138526490
source ?

>>138526490
We can't even save ourselves

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>>138526904
>>138526917
YES BUT THAT ONLY MADE HIM STRONGER

ahahahahaha, oh my god, this monkey brazilians confusing socialdemocrats parties with communist ones.

so funny.

>>138526490
Reminder that Bolsonaro is /ourguy/

>>138526904
The indictment only made him look like a martyr.

>>138526904
He has but technically they can just give a stupid reason and stop the whole thing
Hopefully that fucker will have his other 9 finger cut off as punishment

Although Bolsonaro which is a pro gun conservative has quite a bit of support

But obviously the unproductive poor scum of the north and northeast will vote labour

Again.

>>138526490
And just when I thought I liked Brazil

>>138527100
solo estoy bromeando con ustedes amigo uruguasho

>>138526490
Fuck off. Fight for your own damned country for once.

>>138527318
Remember that Bolsonaro is now a greenie (PSC will not launch him).

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>>138527525
BUT PLZ SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM WHITE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE USSSSSS WE NEED FREEDOM YOU CAN TAKE EVERYTHING FROM BRAZIL!!

>>138527097
wait, is the crazy fucker bolsonario actually the second contender?

>>138526490
OP Is retarded
Thought this attention whoring was over.

>>138527630
Whatever party that does launch him wont change his mind
Although I can only hope he'll manage to change someting

>>138527747
yeap, the globalist right-wing party (PSDB) is dead after their party president was recorded asking for bribes

>>138527747
Where I live more people support him than labour
The poor blacks in the north give labour all the votes

>>138527846
You should know that one guy without the party support can't do shit right ?

>>138528035
Yeah that's why "I can only hope" lmfao

>>138527883
>>138527954
alright

you fuckers better not fuck this up.

i still have my brazilian passport stashed somewhere, ill go to the embassy yo give you some help. When are the elections?

>>138526490
buy bitcoin
you know they're gonna fuck your currency
these are little tests they do with the money... they obviously know how to do a great depression, to worsen one, how to hyperinflate, how to lose control
it's your best bet. or one of the crypto currencies

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wake up anon.
Electoral process in Brazil does not exist. Population has little to none effect in the choice of who runs the country.
Eletronic voting machines are a meme.

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>>138526490
>be brazil
>go on NA servers and ruin games for every NA anon
>HUEHUEHUHEUEHUEHUE
>NA nerds reee.jpeg
>be brazil with communism ramping up now
>REEEEEE.JPEG
>Save us USA

No, you deserve it. Brazil ruined to many games up here.

>>138528236
October 7th and 28th(second turn) 2018

>>138528375
yes that's why US has been split 48/52 or closer the last five elections lol

>>138528378
shieet then there's still so much time. What's going on with the current guy, is he going to serve till the end of his term?

>>138526490
lula won't win, calm the fuck down. PT has a hardcore fanbase of brainwashed sebastianistas and degenerates, but most of the country (at least most of the part that matters) despise him. What's actually happening is a polarization between right and left, with Bolsonaro growing steadily.

Plus Lula will be in jail soon, so there's that

>>138528565
>implying I'm american

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>HUGE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION FROM SOUTH AMERICA
>MEXICO BECOMES 3RD WORLD AMERICA

>>138528719
As far as I know he's supposed to stay till the next elections. But idk anything can happen lmfao

>>138528744
>Plus Lula will be in jail soon, so there's that
Even if this happens, it will only support the whole "persecution" plot Lula has been scheming since ever, specially since Temer and Aécio are free as hell. PT will grow stronger than ever

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>>138527100
>Le Bernie Sanders "democratic socialism isn't socialism" meme
You know Latin America is doomed when SocDems are the right wing option and even /pol/ defends it.

>>138529495
That's what PMDB gets for making a coup under shaky grounds though. DESU hopefully they lose a whole bunch of seats in congress.

>>138526490
Your country is already shit, how much worse can it really get?

Gib monei plox

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>>138527217

[oy vey intensifies]

>>138530388
Venezuela level

>>138530486
Israel > Commies you are a nigger if you disagree

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>>138526490
DELICIA'D

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>>138530675

Good Goyim.

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>>138530675
what if I don't want either candidates

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Why are South Americans so fucking stupid.

btw im visiting my relatives in brazil this christmas. We are mostly staying in santa catarina but, I have my gf who would like to see other parts. What do you guys recommend?

she wants to visit rio but Im thinking it has become too dangerous lately, also it's probably packed in the end of the year?

>>138531033
What's your point you fucking mong

>>138531130
Sit at home and don't make a difference like you always do.

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>>138531283
>rio
dont fall for this meme

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>>138527097
>32% Lula
>4% Ciro

>>138531283
rio is a must see disregard /pol/ meme opinions. Also floripa is nice, and the northeast is also really cool and unique. São Paulo and its beach cities are god tier too. If you want some historical architecture and god tier food you could go to Minas gerais. There are plenty of videos on youtube to guide you, so don't worry

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>>138531392

If you consider jews and communists two separate things then you are the monkey.

>>138530486
he is playing the diplomacy game anon, its multi dimensional chess

>>138531283
Probably disgustingly hot I'd guess. I might be dragged in to hitting rio at some point but i don't particularly want to go there for more than a day or two to see the usual tourist stuff.

I don't know where else you should go really, but I had a great time in the less developed parts where peeps were really friendly and you could see some nature and just kind of chill around with that 3rd world vibe. Depends on if your gf is in to the 3rd world vibe I guess.

>>138531853
Where in Minas Gerais would you suggest to eat? I wasn't particularly impressed by the food except for the home-cooked stuff.

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>>138531883
>heh, Jews are involved in everything but they only hold one political position collectively
Wow what an intellectual position, /pol/ memes surely are true and impressive, have a golden star.

>>138532195
Minas is a big place mate

>>138531946
>>138530486
Better Israel than communists in power

>>138532195
Minas is the land of the home-cooked stuff my friend

>>138532226
The problem is not Israeli jews the leftists ones are majority in west and hate Israel

>>138532302
No shit. Brazil is yuge. But strolling around and picking some corner shop or other was sub-par.

I can't find myself to recommend it as a food location if you're not in with some locals to feed you, and even then it's not always all that.

WE ARE A VENEULA BUT WITHOUT PEOPLES ATK AND WE HAVE A VAMPIRE NOT A BOLIVARIANO

>>138527097

BTFO
HOW CAN CAPPIES EVEN COMPETE

>>138527097
>trusting polls

Didn't we learn anything from these past 3 years?!

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>>138526490

Sorry pal we wouldnt want to be screeched at by leftist harpies all over the west

>>138532560
Brazilian food can't compete with the amazing American cuisine, there's a reason you are all fat and we are skeletons.

IF YOU R AMERICAN OR A EUROGUY JUST DONT COME TO RIO WE HAVE A WAR LIKE SIRYAN BUT DONT HAVE ANY MIDIA TO SHOW IT

>>138527097
I fucking miss Kaiser willy right now.

>>138532195
Fuck Minas Gerais, come to São Paulo and eat some good italian food. Just pay attention to brown and black people down here, they seem to be even more violent than usual lately (and bestgore.com is the proof).

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>>138526490
It's fake news, dummy.

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Would he have accepted to abdicate knowing what we became?

>>138532560
>comes to brazil
>can't understand shit
OMG THIS PLACE IS SO SHIT OMG

>>138526490
Pedro II is rolling in his grave seeing what fucking shit you became

>>138527097
Reminder that they're the only 2 candidates campaigning right now. And that poll doesn't even have Doria.

PLACES TO VISIT IN BRAZIL: GRAMADO, FERNANDO DE NORONHA, SÃO PAULO, RECIFE, FLORIANOPOLIS AND MINAS GERAIS

>>138532914
Dória is an attention-whore faggot, no one takes him seriously.

>>138526490

>whining for mart sharter "help"

Hey john, watcha doin?

>>138532226
>Jews push communist revolutions in Europe
really makes a goy think

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>>138532914

>>138532746
lol hardly you guys are a bunch of fatasses by and large.

I liked the food overall, but a lot of it seemed to have been taken over by the mass-produced meme. Some of it was amazing, and it was nice to see people growing their own little gardens. Weird mix of good stuff and not so good stuff.

In Recife youre can eat Tapioca, Cuscuz and Macaxeira.

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>>138526490
Brazil is already fucked, commies will finish it off until a civil war breaks out. RIP

>>138532837
This is why you can't have a diverse nation stupid cunts, it leaves you extremely fucking vulnerable to marxist subversion.

>>138533038
>>I liked the food overall, but a lot of it seemed to have been taken over by the mass-produced meme.
LOL you never came to brazil have you?

>>138531283
Don't come to Rio right now, the state is broke and crime is at ridiculously high levels.

>>138532976
I'm more worried about Dória splitting the right actually.

>>138532837
It's not shit. I'm just saying even some of the places Brazilians told me to try weren't very good. At least they were kindly about my very limited ability with Portuguese.

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>>138526490
Enjoy no food.

BRAZIL HAVE ONE MORE PRAGUE THAN COMMIES NOW HAVE A NEW WAVE OF ANCAPS

>>138526490
There is literally nothing wrong with communism.

#LulaUmaDelicia

>>138532807
>see pic
>abdicate
Wrong emperor

>>138533139
Yeah I did. Sao Paulo stinks like raw sewage when you're driving by that river. I just went as a casual and most of the food wasn't that good compared to other places I've been.

The good food was amazing. The westernization was obvious, and brought typical westernized food quality with it. A lot of the fruit was kind of a nice mix between not too sweet and BAM flavor you get closer to the jungle. The alcohol was just weird.

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>>138532993
Yeah no shit, retard.

>Hey guys look at this right wing candidate
>"He is controlled by le jews"
>Yes, but it's better than commies
>"Commies are also controlled by le jews"

What an engaging conversation with a /pol/ retard, really pulled the veil on that one.

>>138526490
no he isnt

>tfw less brazlians in my video game lobbies because they're too busy queuing up for several days at a time to get their weekly bread and fried tranny scrotum

I don't see a problem.

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>>138533548
>lacraram
I think you have AIDS, sir.
Also, MERDESTINO is a better term for that bunch of microcephalic mongrels.

>>138533487
São Paulo is literally the financial capital of brazil, it is the city that is most subjected to globalization especially american culture, even the state flag is a copy of the US and SP is often called Tupiniquim New York, hence why you get this much american stuff, it is one of the cultural aspects of the city. The rest of the country is not even close to São Paulo, especially since the cities aren't as rich as SP and got their own local culture. São Paulo is so modeled after the US that we even got an Empire State copy building and car mobility and indidualist model over collective transportation is everywhere, also the city and the state has always elected PSDB politicians which are notoriously the most globalists and pro-US parties of Brazil

>>138526490
Let it collapse until China steps in and swipes your nation, then you can uma delicia and try to find a chinese master to bow to.

USA is too busy fighting proxy wars and civil unrest.

>>138533963
>implying China wants us down
they want us strong against the US, see the video which is the Chinese army training ours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yRxEzY2f00

>>138533920
Then put some goddamn road signs in it already. Driving there was worse than NYC.
>ok I drove for 30 minutes and everything looks the same and I don't know if I'm in the right place
>ok I drove for 60 minutes and everything looks the same and I'm not sure if the last sign was wrong or right
>ok I drove for 90 minutes. I don't have a better idea, so I'll just keep going and hope for the best

That's just where I flew in to. After getting out of there and past the shantytown sprawls was much better. Slowing down to dodge pedestrians crossing the highway to get to the bus stop was fun. Also your motorcycle guys lane split like pros :D and it's not even the usual mess of 3rd world traffic.

>>138526490
>dismantle commies throughout the Cold War
>prop up right wing administrations
>chimp out against "evil USA" and vote in commies
>FUCK HELP US
UMA DELICIA

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>>138534409
well despite being influenced by the US, it still isn't the US and it still is Brazil. Our main culture is basically that, digesting everything that is foreign and slowly making it ours. It is one of the perks of being a catholic country. I mean the first portuguese-allied chieftan in early colonization converted to catholicism got his blood passed so much that it is in the actual queen consort of Sweden nowadays. I mean even our "nazi" party basically wanted to racemix to the point of summing all races and differences into one brazilian race and basically dominate the world through racemixing to the point that our swastika was the sum symbol lol

>>138527097
BOLSONARO 25%?
WTF DUDE
If it is true bolsonaro will obviously win. Many people are afraid to say that they will vote for bolsonaro. remember what happened to trump?

>>138526490
Hurry up and turn communist then. Your countries suffering shall work as a good canary

>>138534976
I will say that it was fun to get in to a city ("small town" I would say but whatever) and get lost and then have to navigate by remembering where the local Jesus statue is and trying to find the church steeples.

I will say that even though a lot of the buildings and places weren't much to brag about that there was a clear trend in people keeping them clean and making them look nice. I appreciate that. I guess I also have to say that most such people where white.

>>138526490
>2016 Liberalism dies
>2017 Aut Right dies
>2018 people embrace the victory of the ctrl left

>>138536541
>2018 purge of all commie faggots

>>138526904
commies like their leaders dirty and corrupt