ITT: Only people who witnessed the TOTALALITY

>>138525237
i was in work

it looked like pain

Flat earth confirmed

yeah I saw it
feels good to be American

heil Trump

>>138525237

it was cloudy but it was dark and freaky deaky

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>>138525407

>>138525237
I only saw it partially, but it's a beautiful thing to witness. can't wait for a recording of the kronos quartet sonification. to hell with politics

>>138525746
sup britbong?
jealous you're not American?

understandable, I'd be jealous too

This shit is for pseudo-intellectual, "I fucking love science", "Im spiritual, not religious" fags. The moon covers the sun for a bit and you look up and stare at it for a bit, how pathetic does your existence have to be for this to be some life altering spiritual event?

LMAOing at all the foreigners who couldn't see the eclipse

hahahahaha

god has blessed America

>>138526773
This op. You're a big fag

>Work night shift.
>Live in Michigan.

God damn it I hate this state.

I saw one back in 1999. Truly beautiful.

>>138525237
Saw it. Spent too long fiddling with my phone trying to get a good picture, so I never really took enough time to fully take it in. Looked at it for 30 seconds or so.

Same sense of peace, like everyone in the US had something in common for a brief moment.

>>138525399
It's hollow, not flat

mfw it was cloudy here in Chicago during the eclipse but then decides to be sunny right after.

Oh well

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>>138525237
>Anybody else have the same feeling?

You ever seen the jovian moons through a telescope?

plebe?

>>138527610
Don't feel too bad. It was raining here in MN. Couldn't see shit.

Too many clouds. Well it's not like it's the only eclipse of my life.

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i like it

Yeah it was really nice desu. I was in a park with a bunch of blue collar/southern rednecks and they were all really nice and had funny bantz. It was very peaceful. It was a mystic moment during the full eclipse; until machine gun fire and hand gun fire filled the air from the neighboring ghettos. Everyone thought it was fire works lmao but 7.62 is very recognizable.

>>138525237
me saw it
me was on a boulder
it was shit and boring and fake and gay
blatantly holographic Joo-fu

Literally just a fucking rock in front of the sun whoopedeewhoo

Watched 15 miles north of nashville, drove up from cullman to see it. Watched it commando, anyone have a potato?

>>138529991
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YUO'RE NOT AMERICAN AND DIDN'T GET TO SEE IT BITCH

>>138529991
>flag

you didnt see it man, nect chance you get go travel

its something else

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>>138525237

It was wondrous. Most beautiful and surreal thing I have ever seen. I pity anyone who was working or not closeby enough to a totality region to see it.

Knowing that I will probably never see that ever again makes me sad (the next one I think is just a non totality).

>>138529991

Honestly that's what I thought too going into it but no, it was actually mind-blowing and mystical af.

>>138525237
I was in totality in Kentucky. Fucking mind blowing. People who were in less the 100% won't understand just how beautiful it was

>>138525237
I live in Oregon saw the full thing, pretty awesome.

>>138525237
Is there a video somewhere of the shadow of the moon advancing?

>>138530513
yeah right, you're probably not even American

SHOW YOUR FLAG BITCH

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>>138530747
>yeah right, you're probably not blah bleh bluhoo

deja vu, the catalog with this thread and the james woods antifa one just clicked deja vu

we've been here before anons, I know it may feel that way with the shilling but i think theres been some time fuckery

Sumter SC reporting in, it was neat

As the stars came out and the cicadas started to sing it became somewhat eery

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It never happened

all you retards saw was the Government repairing damage to the done due to a terrorist attack

that's all it is, ever eclipse we've had is a """project""" held by (((them))) to prevent the collapse, and the truth to be witnessed

they are performing the work of the Antichrist to prolong the collapse which will show us all the light, and bring the truth of god which will bring us peace

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>>138530879
forgot the image

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>>138525307
bummer

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>>138526053

>>138530981
Why would they schedule repairs decades to centuries apart?

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>>138531106
neat a mexican

>>138528807
Dumbass, it's an inverted hypercube

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>>138530879
not me

>>138531339
don't dare ask me to question the will of god

End yourself faggot

>>138530864
ok you pass this time

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>>138525237
I watched it on youtube was pretty fucking amazing made me shed a tear.

>>138526773
This. People were acting as if it was the first eclipse ever. It's just a shadow, and it happens all the time.

Nice eclipse faggots

>>138526773
What are the odds that 2 celestial bodies, vastly different in size, can sync up perfectly like that? It's some ancient aliens shit

>>138531591
It was pretty epic, anon...

>>138530575

It doesn't "advance" the sunlight just gets dimmer and dimmer in a really off way until it suddenly looks like 7:00 PM at night.

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>>138531619
NOICE EEEEEKLIPS FAHGGOTS

it went through my town in Oregon. had a picnic with the wife and watched it. was kinda neat.

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>>138525399
>Checked

Like a pancake

i slept through it
faggot

its just a fucking moon passing in front thwe the sun

WOW SIGN ME UP FOR FUN. fucking children

>>138531591
HAHAHAHA ANOTHER SALTY FOREIGNER WHO DIDN'T GET TO SEE THE ECLIPSE

BUILD OUR WALL PACO

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Despite the shit conditions I experienced today, too cloudy, it was pretty awesome. It went dark for two and a half minutes. All of the sudden, it became bright again.

Also, after the eclipse, a circular rainbow formed overhead with the sun in the middle. Good omen?

Pic VERY related.

>work warehouse job
>one of most annoying part is clearing belt n doing trash run
>boss told me to do it today
>goddamnit.jpg
>happens during eclipse

I ain't even mad

>>138532233
With those digits you shouldnt be

>>138525237

In the dark of the totality I felt I could faintly hear someone singing "Ob's stürmt oder schneit, ob die Sonne uns lacht" for a moment. Then red and white rays eminated from the center of the eclipse and I could hear "Ein Volk! Ein Reich! Ein Führer!" as if it were being shouted by thousands of distant people. I felt like I listened for hours as a previously small, droning, background sound of millions of boots marching in step became louder, clearer, and eventually a deafening roar.

I began to then hear random oompah music, got dizzy and blacked out. When I came to I heard a man with a distinctive lisp wearing nothing but a "NASA" speedo with a rocket at his crotch and bright pink star shaped sunglasses shrieking at me. He told me I was doing "fabulous" and to just keep taking it easy. I was told I had taken a really nasty fall about 2 seconds after taking off my sunglasses to view the total eclipse. Guys, I was there. For a brief moment I was in the timeline where Hitler won. It was beautiful and glorious.

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>>138531429
It's a polydactal Nth dimensional multiwinged Rhombicosi-dodecahedron

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>>138532197
Another circular rainbow pic. Couldn't capture the whole thing, shitty phone camera couldn't handle it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAGwFKb1zYE

For the unlucky ones. Sorry for the potato quality.

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>>138532004
Even more proof that /pol/ has an average IQ of 50.

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>>138525237
>It brought peace to my heart, it was incredibly beautiful.
>In one short minute, this banter became useless shlub. Anybody else have the same feeling?
Look at this

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>>138525237
Ive witnessed totality , and yes I know that feeling

>>138525237
The sun was literally blacked

>>138531750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InlUONyIpdM

>>138532951
I think I'll go to australia to the next one. Less chance for cloudy conditions. USA eclipse conditions were SHIT today.

>>138532496
look up more, that is pretty common.

>>138532496
That is geoengineering, brah.

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BLACK SUN
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>>138533240
>>138533272
Never seen that before in my life.

>>138533188
It was cloudy where i was for the total eclipse then the the clouds cleared just in time so i could see the total eclipse like some kind of miracle

>>138533188
When is the next one in Aus?

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>>138533288
>>138533188
>88

Hmm...

I live just outside of the totality zone and drove into it today to see what all the fuss was about. It was neat, I guess, but hardly worth the circle jerk and the insane traffic.

>>138533337
Me neither till now. Well, a few years ago. (((They))) be warming the planet.

>>138533288
chevk'd

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>>138533403
2028

>>138533403
There's a total one in 2023

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>>138525237
It was fantastic, like looking at a black hole! Pic related, it's me.

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>>138533521
No

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>>138533188

Right in the path. Clouds wouldn't have mattered unless you wanted to see the corona. The real trip was the lighting, if you noticed it.

It's exactly like wearing transition lenses. Everything is naturally darker, but the hue and angle is the same as natural daylight.

If you want to have your mind blown, put a gun to your temple and pull the trigger. If you want to learn to appreciate what life offers, stop being so underwhelming yourself.

>>138531441
When a pillar is less autistic than Barron.

>>138526773
You are a sad dummy.

>>138532496
now that is cool

>>138533595
April 8, 2024

>>138532795
saved

thanks britanon

>>138525237
This banter was always useless shlub, much like the posters who regurgitate it endlessly like mindless drones.

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>>138526053
>jealous of terrible accents
>incompetent navy that can't stop crashing into shit
>SJW problem that is beyond control
>terrible kike president who solved you out the minute he got in office
>Nigger problem beyond control
Nah mate, we're good.

>>138531441
Melania's O face.

>>138525237
Saw it in madras. Incredible to see shawdow sweep from east and the triangular coronas brilliant white around a black hole!

>>138525237
>Too lazy to drive at least two hours just to get a good look at it
>Don't have any eclipse glasses
>just used my phone to look at it from my house
I doubt it was a stirring as when I saw hale-bopp's comet at night as a child.

I got bit by some skeeters and started sweating so I went inside in the AC with my big gulp.
The universe is overrated.

>>138534120
yup definitely jealous
thought so

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>>138533403
>>138533595
>>138533964

x marks the spot

carbondale IL

>>138526053
>>138534120

Sounds jealous to me, confederatebro. Hey, britbong, ur gay.

>>138533016
>14000m above the ground
>still can't see any horizon curvature

muh globe

>>138534271
I need a comet sighting in my life.

All you retards who fell for the (((solar eclipse))) are now controlled by them

>>138534535
Shit was like a second moon. It was fucking beautiful.

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>>138531429
>>138525399
>>138528807
you fucking NASA niggers its been proven for years that we are living on a cone with a spherical bottom, the under surface of the earth is where the Nazi's and Aussies escaped too. pic related the front desk of the nazi border as you pass through the antarctic tunnel rail.

Full disclosure for you bros I work there.

>>138534590
pretty sure you're just butthurt you didn't get to see it,
because you don't live in the US, the greatest country on earth

It was a very chilling experience, I finally felt a cold peace wash over me

>>138525237
probably get called a total fag, but prayed the entire time for our country to come back to christianity. prayed to drop the weird commie / fascist bullshit. prayed for the races to come together in christ. i felt a good deal of peace. something about an eclipse makes you revert to a superstitious native i guess.

Same reaction. If you believe in astrology, the eclipse was in Leo which signifies love, children, heart/soul. With other aspects one astrologer said it was a prompt to find what brings joy. Community, truth, passion were key themes. Time to act, rearrange your life, tear down what isn't honest, listen to your truth. Acknowledge your need for joy in life and find others whom you can connect with on that matter.

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>>138525237
I was in the deep south epicentre literally on a old plantation.
A dog howled and I heard a rebel yell.

I kek'd

>>138534667
So my grandfather tells me. Plus it has a cool name. I've seen the planets align, I've seen spectacular meteor showers, a total lunar and solar eclipse a of today. Just need that goddamn massive comet.

>>138525237
It was an utterly meaningless event.

>>138534752
See
>>138532383

>>138534898
you didn't even see it you fucking anglo piece of shit

>>138534752
dude, who are you telling?
>flag
i live there too but i will have to send a report in for unauthorised public disclosure to General Dromaius Novaehollandiae

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>>138535049

>>138535003
t. most of the buttmad cheeto tits ITT

>>138535039
Was next to about 15 goats. They went nanners. Screaming up a storm. It was hilarious and creepy as fuck at the same time

>>138525399
>Needed a mirage to happen to confirm that the earth is flat

It's like NASA faking moon landings, photoshopping all photos of Earth into CGI composites etc wasn't enough.

>>138535258
Live streams?

>>138525237
It was pretty cool, watched it from a truck stop while eatting pizza. Didn't have the glasses so I could only look at it when it was fully eclipsed

>>138534120
guaranteed (((you)))'s

>>138535882
Knew what this was, watched anyway. Does this mean I'm a homosexual?

>>138535859
you have to be fucking kidding me

you watched a fucking video of an eclipse and you say:
>It was a very chilling experience, I finally felt a cold peace wash over me

you're a faggot

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It was surreal desu I thought it was going to be stupid but I'm glad I actually witnessed it instead of being autistic.

>>138526773
It's an affectation, a post-atheism thing, loosely neo-pagan. Part of the same ball of wax as trad and conservatism and so forth.

>>138525237
Nothing special about it other than its relative rarity. Literally just a big rock in the sky with some shitty photoshop outer glow effect around it

>>138526773
life altering =/= moment of reflection =/= religious experience

get over yourselves faggots

>>138532099
America isn't the only country who gets eclipses you absolute retard

>>138536449
Pls brah
You're ruining it for the redditors

>>138536617
This eclipse was only in America though

and foreign cucks like you are salty because you couldn't experience it
so sad

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95% here. time to contaminate your thread

>>138525237
I had a cigarette and told my friend it looked neat.

>>138534120
PART

>had 99% eclipse
>sucked ass

thanks for the sunburn, faggots

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>>138536449
u jelly

You wanted to see it i can tell. but something blocked you from doing so.
you tried to go about as normal but a nagging feeling you had lost power and control over your life to do what you wanted crept in
natural cognitive disodence takes hold "its not so great" " I can llook at pictures" etc, but deep down you know somewhere along the way things went wrong

hang tight bud, its ok

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>>138536840
ITS NOT THE SAME

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>fatburgers attention whoring, the thread
yeah no I already witnessed the TOTALALITY (kek) in 1999, thx

>>138525237
Right before the totality the light danced across the ground like the refraction patterns on the bottom of a pool, and the birds started chimping out like it was dusk. Pretty cool experience

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>>138532004

You missed it.

By it I mean life.

>>138537362
HAHAHAHAHA YOU FOREIGN FAGS HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SALTY

THIS IS HILARIOUS

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!

>>138535882
kek

>>138537362
did you like it?

>>138537054
u jelly

You made extensive plans and sacrifices to see it i can tell. but when you saw it you were completely let down
you tried to act excited but a nagging feeling you had been duped by muh TOTALITY crept in
natural cognitive disodence takes hold "it was so surreal" "i'll never see anything like this again" but deep down you know somewhere along the way things went wrong

hang tight bud, its ok

It was pretty awesome. Bugs started singing. Everything got very cool and dark. My dog absolutely hated it. He's still freaked out. Don't worry buddy, the sun will still be up tomorrow.

>>138535882
fucking genius. i have a friend i need to send that too. Dont mind if claim the balls as my own

>>138525237
It was nice
East oregon

>>138532197
Its called a halo. Most likely it will rain in your area within 24 hrs.

Guys I have a confession to make.
I'm not actually American and I didn't see the eclipse.
:(

sorry

>>138537362
Euros so autistic. Always finding some way to whine about Americans. Today it's us talking about the eclipse! Tomorrow, a new item on the Taco Bell menu? Goddamn crybaby faggots

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i burned my eyes out.

>>138537942
i literally walked outside dude. In 2024 i will drive 20 minutes and take the day off.

>>138525237
was cool af for the 2-3 minutes of darkness and you could actually look without being blinded

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>>138538086
It's okay. I knew you were toothpaste all along.

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>>138537696
>pic rel

>>138537761
yes, minutes I'll remember my whole lifetime. we were on a mountain top in the alps. astonishing silence.

>>138537362
Du liebkost mein schwarzes Herz.

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>>138538124

>>138525237
My sergeant wouldn't let my platoon see it. The command said that they didn't want us to risk injuring our eyes, so we had to stay inside. I bought these glasses for nothing. 23 years isn't that long of a wait right?

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>>138538794
Y u do dis id
I jus wan c da muwn in fwont uv da son

>>138526773
Christ you guys can be insufferable sometimes. You should learn to enjoy your life and live in the moment, no need for this rick and morty tier nihilism

>>138538316
Which mountain?

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>>138538525
not arab enough to be kraut.

try pic related

>>138539106
that blows dude

here they took a vid for you

>>138535882

>tfw fell asleep and missed it
I saw one in 1999
At least there was so much smoke here a few weeks ago it kinda blocked out the sun enough so i could look directly at it comfortably. That is sort of like an eclipse right guys?

>>138535882
Finally! a scientifc contribtuion form the EU

Isn't it almost exactly the same, I mean what else do you expect me to do? Can I not find an event moving if it's not in person? >>138536279

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>>138538516
Und eigentlich erschreckst Du mich
auf ewiglich -
Schwarze Sonne.
>>138539233
Gäbris

i got a super stomach ache because the eclipse messed up my solar plexus DAMMM

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>>138525237
I didn't wear any glasses and died.

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>>138525237
Not at all. It was underwhelming.

>>138525237
I watched it for about 30 minutes. It was amazing. first time I've seen a solar eclipse. I got some pictures, but my phone died on the drive back home. if it charges before this thread dies, I'll text myself some of the better ones and post them from my phone. I used a 20mm lens on a skyscanner 100 telescope.

>>138538183
kew

>>138525237
my eyes hurt