was he the first shitposter on planet?

>>138518283
quick rundown on this nigger?

>>138518490
he didn't glow in the dark

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>>138518490

famous neet from ancient greece also a crypto commie

>>138518490
>Diogenes taught by living example. He tried to demonstrate that wisdom and happiness belong to the man who is independent of society and that civilization is regressive. He scorned not only family and political social organization, but also property rights and reputation. He even rejected normal ideas about human decency. Diogenes is said to have eaten in the marketplace,[47] urinated on some people who insulted him,[48] defecated in the theatre,[49] and masturbated in public.

>>138518283
He would troll an entire city walking around with a lamp and claiming he was looking for an honest man.

Alexander the Great wanted to be DodgyKnees.

He's my hero, when the world's greatest kings at the time came a calling and asked him what he wanted he asked Alexander to step out of his sunlight

>>138518490
> becomes hobo by choice
> insults everyone
> jerks off in public
> tells royalty to fuck off because they're blocking the sun

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>>138518768

i actually believe cuck palahniuk is inspired by diogenes while writing fight club

What a based motherfuck.