>Americans aren't a lost cau--

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>>138514621
Kek. They stared at the sun for a long period of time. What did they expect to happen.

>>138514621

THANKS, DARWIN!

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>>138514621
Bretty guud

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>>138514621
>American's aren't cucke-

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Fuck me if this isn't reason enough for Kim to glass the US right this moment I don't know what is

>>138516982
lmao

>>138514621
Can we get a Venn diagram showing how many of those people searched Aleppo as Gary Johnson torpedoed his campaign?

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http://gothamist.com/2017/08/21/bad_eclipse_glasses_recall.php

https://www.forbes.com/sites/reneemorad/2017/08/21/solar-eclipse-glasses-recalled/#5f98784c2b22

>>138518120
Archived

>https://forbes com/sites/reneemorad/2017/08/21/solar-eclipse-glasses-recalled/#5f98784c2b22
https://unvis.it/forbes.com/sites/reneemorad/2017/08/21/solar-eclipse-glasses-recalled/#5f98784c2b22

why are you fucks so retarded

nothing happens if you look directly at the sun on any regular day. it hurts a bit and then you instinctively close your eyes. it would make zero sense evolutionarily for your eyes to break by doing something as simple as looking at the thing in the sky that was there for billions of years.

That's what easy access to answers looks like.
Less time spent self-evaluating.

>>138516982
My brother got circumcised for medical reasons, I'm not. Not sure why everyone else does it.

>>138518607
What is eye dilation due to brightness and focused light due to the eclipse you potato fucking snow nigger.

>>138518607
if it makes no sense for it to hurt why the fuck would we close our eyes? people DON'T close their eyes because the moon is in the fucking way and they just let the harmful rays pour into their retinas

jesus, who's the retard?

>>138520130
It isn't dangerous to look during totality though... Which is the only time you don't instinctively look away

>>138516652
Fake, it must be fake

>>138514621
well this is just fucking brilliant
now we're going to have millions of literally blind literally retards draining our healthcare budget? fan fucking tastic
can we just legalize raping the blind? white birthrates would skyrocket

>>138519822
I'm also highly skeptical about it being that dangerous. Just imagine what would have happened a couple of thousand years ago. Everybody would have looked straight into that sun, since the even only happens once in a normal life span. Everybody would have gone blind. Human race would have been long extinct.
It's certainly not the best idea to look at it without glasses and certainly not for a long time. But it simply can't be as bad as people make it out to be.

The thing with the diluted eyes would also happen if you get out of a long tunnel or from a cave or something and accidentally look straight into the sun.

>>138520630
ok i have the ancap final solution for this
put all the able-bodied into sex work
the rest sell them whole to china who'll harvest them for organs n blood n sheeeit
we'll crush the national debt in a week and make a jeb surge level of surplus after we end the fed

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nice try shitlord

>>138514621
Is this the white version of "my feet hurt"?

>>138519528
Feels good, man.

>>138520826
"accidentally look at the sun coming out of a tunnel" vs "staring at the sun like a retard for 20+ seconds where the ambient light won't make your eyes pinhole"