The Texas Confederate Statue bomber - Andrew Schneck

>>138512194
GOOD LORD! A LIVING MEME!

>>138512194
M'statue

No way. That picture is too perfect. OP, you're fucking with us right?

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This can't be real. A neckbeard this perfect cannot survive in the wild.

>>138512194
>look up neckbeard in dictionary, see this

>>138512802
>This can't be real.

Came to post these exact words

This is too easy.

Seriously.

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>>138512194
>parents are art consultants
>goes out of his way to destroy art

Was this an act of youthful rebellion?

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>>138512194

>>138512194
Using explosives to affect political change? I hope Sessions hits him with terrorism charges.

No step on schneck

>>138512634

It might not be him but that's all I can find for now. There should be mugshots soon to confirm in this new case. Previous case was in 2013. The kid's family are filthy rich art consultants. Trying to blow up a statue while on probation...

What happened?

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>>138512194
Yet, he probably holds the Samurai era as "High Culture" even though the Samurai lost the Japanese Civil War.

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>>138512194
this guy looks like the type that falls for the FBI pranks

Absolutely enlightened

>>138513048
Pure Cohencidence

>>138512194
10 bucks says neckbeard lives in his parents basement.

Looks like an Amish hipster (+ a faggot)

>>138513257
top kek

>>138513210
https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdtx/pr/houston-man-charged-attempting-damage-hermann-park-statue
>HOUSTON – A 25-year-old man has been taken into custody for attempting to maliciously damage or destroy property receiving federal financial assistance, announced Acting U.S. Attorney Abe Martinez.

I think for terrorism you have to attempt to injure people.

He will have fun in jail

>>138512194
Pubis Chinnus

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What size fedora does he wear?

>>138513048
The Jewish Parasite will destroy their American Host.

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That's his mom.

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>>138512194
Honestly, I'm pretty impressed by this guy. I think he's making a powerful and timely statement. I hope that he gets the praise and support that he really deserves.

>>138514267
Inshallah

>>138512194
http://houston.culturemap.com/news/city-life/10-08-13-houston-terrorism-probe-extends-to-a-texas-college-fbi-agents-descend-on-a-dorm/#slide=2

I think this is Fake and gay. This guy is identified as Raz Fyfe, I think he's being intervewed here.

>>138512194
My Gods, how can you go around and look like that

>>138513390
Some guy planted explosives on the statue of Richard W. Dowling located in Houston.

>>138514382
We can't all look like Siri Tollerod.

>>138514428
What a fucking moron. This guy was already on probation for improperly stockpiling explosive materials. He's probably looking at a five to ten year prison sentence at this rate.

>>138512194
Lord Schneckbeard

Art Consultants lol

>At one point, Schneck “took a clear plastic bottle appearing to be full of a clear liquid from one of the boxes,” FBI Special Agent Patrick Hutchinson wrote. Schneck “then proceeded to drink from the bottle, then immediately spit the liquid on the ground next him. then proceeded to pour the contents of the bottle on the ground next to him.”

>The Houston police bomb squad eventually determined that the clear liquid was nitroglycerin, an explosive. They also said the box contained HMTD, or hexamethylene triperoxide diamine, another explosive.

They aren't sending their best folks.

>>138514376

Dang yer right. Oh the suspense to see what Schneck looks like.

https://www.scribd.com/document/356853088/Andrew-Schneck-Probation#from_embed

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>>138514655
Join your comrade anon.

>>138513705
>If convicted, Schneck faces a minimum of five and up to 40 years in federal prison and a possible $250,000 maximum fine.

>>138513887
can't wear fedoras in federal rape me in the ass prison (besides that's a trilby). a better question is what size buttplug will he need?

>>138512194
literally who?

Hey kid want to explode a monument.

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>>138512194
>>138513048
>perfect gentleman
>name is Schneck, easy neckbeard pun
>also Jewish and literally means lazy or stupid

M E M E M A G I C

>>138515333
Did he confuse his nitroglycerin bottle with his water bottle? Why even keep the two in the same place?

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>not using your expertly honed katana to effortlessly slice the statue off at the base like paper mache.

>>138515721

don't worry, he was just fighting nazis, he'll get off with community service at the local jewish community center.

>>138515333
how did this faggy manlet even get his hands on this stuff?

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>tfw "Schnek" is a word the Arab gangstas wanabees in France use for "pussy" or "cunt". That gentlesir really could use more fresh air.

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>>138515721
>besides that's a trilby

No it isn't.

>>138516600
C'est de l'alsacien https://fr.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/schnek

>>138515333
>eventually determined that the clear liquid was nitroglycerin

HOW did he transport it without blowing himself up? That shit is unstable and even worse in temps above 80 F.

>>138512194
>Fat
>Neckbeard
>Fedora
>Graphic tee
>Suit jacket

very nice

>actually synthed HMTD and nitro

Pretty impressive. Not hard to do, but I'm impressed he put in the effort to look it up.

>>138512194
I didn't knew those people really existed I thought it was a joke.

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>Raz Fyfe
That's just some neighbor of him.

>>138512194
Wait, don't we keep hearing that this is what all Trump supporters look like?

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>>138513048

>>138512194
>tips fedora
>i fucking hate those evangelicals, they don't believe in evolution
>white?
>there is only on race; the human race.

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>>138517142
Oh shit, look at his Facebook.

Genuine.

>>138513404
https://www.xvideos.com/video19677641/elvira_xxx_parody_-_http_www.eighteen.tv

>>138516672
are we talking about OP's pic?

>>138516672
Yes it is
Fedoras only turn up on the sides, if at all
Trilbys (trilbies?) Turn up in the back

>>138516600
Why would you know this?

>>138513404
gimme name u dick

>>138512194
typical /pol/ack

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Just ONE of his parents homes...

>>138517372
E N L I G H T E N E D

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>>138517372
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>138517602
That's why I posted the mountain fedora.

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>When confronted, he tried to drink some of the liquid
lmao wtf

>>138512194

kek this is a joke right

>>138518470
Nitro will drop your blood pressure to nothing if you ingest too much. He's lucky he didn't die.

>>138518547

We've now established the picture is of some other fuck tard I was right the fuck out of er I guess. We eagerly await Mugshots for Andrew Schneck.

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>>138512194
>a literal neckbeard fedora

>>138512194
This thing lives in texas, why is it so pale ?

>>138516901

Very carefully, I'd assume.

>One friend who knew Schneck from their years together at Memorial High School in Spring Branch ISD described him as an awkward loner who never had a girlfriend and seemed to struggle with social interactions.
>"I can't even think of a single friend he had, to be perfectly honest," he said.
>He was nicknamed Ace from his initials.
>"None of this is surprising," the former classmate added. "He seems a bit disconnected from reality."
>During their senior year of high school, according to Schneck's classmate, the awkward teen wrote a "manifesto" dedicated to some of the school's popular girls, decrying how their boyfriends treated them and saying he could have done better.
>After high school graduation in 2010, the two lost touch and Schneck's classmate didn't hear news of him again until news outlets started reaching out for comment in the aftermath of the 2014 case.

And they call us the baddies.

>>138512194
What the fuck is an art consultant?

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>>138519174
>>During their senior year of high school, according to Schneck's classmate, the awkward teen wrote a "manifesto" dedicated to some of the school's popular girls, decrying how their boyfriends treated them and saying he could have done better.
supremely gentlemanly.

>>138519029
He's a NEET. I bet you can count on one hand how many hours a month he's outside.

>>138517755
>https://www.scribd.com/document/356853088/Andrew-Schneck-Probation#from_embed
>>138517755
Wow!

>>138519247
You help rich people buy art to retain as an investment. It's essentially legal money laundering.

>>138517602
They are all fedoras. A common misconception. Fedora is actually a blanket term for ALL of these rimmed hats.

>>138517755
>be a rich spoiled cunt
>fight capitalism
I hate these people so much.

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mfw

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>>138512194
This is the perfect example of every male CTR faggot that spends all day talking about how enlightened they are on /pol/.

>>138519504
No Pole could understand a job that creates no value.

That's why we export college graduates and laugh at them.

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>>138519174

>He was nicknamed Ace from his initials.

HOLY SHIT I THINK I KNOW THIS FUCKING KID. I used to sell him weed and charge him double.

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Must be his dad...

>>138515911
Damn, fucking checked and kek'd

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>these guys want erase your history

>>138520564

Can you get a highschool yearbook screen cap?

>>138520771

Didn't go to the same school, only knew him as a friend of a friend. My apologies, I have nothing to deliver other than the amusing anecdote.

>>138516873
Je me coucherai moins bête ce soir

>>138517669
She's Larkin love, Sven

>>138519174
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>138520748
Need to have that Blade music playing along with this

He is every insult ever thrown at this board personified. The memes are getting to powerful.

another jew hoax

>>138521970
Laughed my fatass off

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>>138520002
To be fair it's not him who's rich but I'm sure mummy and dada pay for everything concerning him including his legal fees. Spoiled, entitled, undeserving, useless, squanders a position of highest opportunity, subverts others culture, blames and burdens middle class actively working against them, what a waste of a zombified sack of meat.

>>138512194
>>138513048
>fedora
>neckbeard
>communist
>jewish
This is too fucking perfect. I'm spamming this on all communist generals from now on.

>>138519029
Because he lives in his moms basement

>>138515566
im confused why do people who would immediately be at the lowest rung of a society w/o laws hate cops?

>>138522586

neck beard ain't the guy as it turns out.

>>138514655
he was let off probation a year early. then within one year pulls this shit. the judge who gave him leniency is probably in hot water right now.
houston city mayor says" we dont know the motive"

>>138522651
Because they're idiots

>>138512194
He looks like an athiest statue.
Did he rig his vape to be the detonator?

>>138512194
Atheists aren't welcome in Texas.

>>138522775

If he wasn't a total window licker he should have tried to blow up a Confederate statue in a Liberal state.

>>138522827
>Did he rig his vape to be the detonator?

>Schneck was holding two small boxes that included a viable explosive, a timer, wires connected to a homemade detonator, a battery and an explosive compound, according to the statement. He told law enforcement he had other chemicals at his home on Albans Road near Rice University.

Willing to bet the batteries were 3.7 2500 mAh 35A Vape batts.

>>138513048
>>138522586

Top kek, in french ''schnek'' means a disgusting pussy.

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>>138518745
sounds like good shit

>>138512194
memes are becoming real hahaha

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>>138522484
Trotsky was rich because of his family too. It looks like a pattern.

>>138523226

I jumped the gun but our fellow 4chaners have established the man in the pic is Raz Fyfe. Some other deush clown looking dick fag.

>>138512525
M'monument

>Schneck

>>138512194
A Democrat attempts to bomb a statue, and no one Batts an eye.
Yes a man stands up for free speech and everyone loses their minds!

>>138523130
>home on Albans Road
>>138517755

Was he literally storing his bombmaking materials in mom and dad's basement?

>>138525170

Lets face it at this point it was likely an empty house and a storage shed to these rich arsty fart fuck asses.

i think in texas you can legally shoot someone for this , like if someone happened on him doing vandalism after dark they could legally shoot him.

^^ https://youtu.be/-PJstCxMVRU

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Is this cunt for real?

It's a joke picture, right?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0xUcFJGQhgH

>>138512194

That's actually not Andrew Schneck, no pictures of him are out yet. that guy in the OP is named Raz Fyfe. The FBI raided his college dorm in connection with the explosion but no other details about his involvement have been released yet. If you go to his FB (taylor.fyfe.3) he has pics of him up in classic Antifa garb, suggesting a connection.

>>138516444
Nitroglycerin isnt really that hard to make (glycerin, sulfuric acid, and and i think 75% nitric acid, and something to keep it cold while you mix it), and neither is HMTD (methenamine, hydrogen peroxide, and citric acid/sour salt)
Since nitroglycerin causes ones blood veins to dilate (and cause a headache), I wonder if schneck had a splitting headache after drinking some of the nitroglycerin since i doubt all of it came out of his mouth

Schneck means cunt in french

>>138527749

>>138527749

Also, here's the sauce on that, including the pic in OP, if anyone's interested.

http://www.kxii.com/home/headlines/FBI-on-Austin-College-campus-Friday--226526031.html

>>138528146

Wait, fucked up the sauce, here's the actual sauce

http://houston.culturemap.com/news/city-life/10-08-13-houston-terrorism-probe-extends-to-a-texas-college-fbi-agents-descend-on-a-dorm/#slide=2

Upon inspection these articles are from 2013, so it appears he has nothing to do with this and OP pulled that claim straight out his ass.

>>138513048
No shtep on Schneck.

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>>138527957

thats pretty funny because in german it means your favorite thing to eat, "Snail"

Trump literally needs to hold a press conference making a big deal out of this, because the media sure as fuck won't do it themselves. He needs to make and keep threats that any mayor or police chief that orders stand-downs and violence results will be punished, because lives are in danger.

>>138516444
Some friends in Mossad?

A judensau. Behind every sniveling attack, ALWAYS A JUDENSAU

So how much proof do you need to gas the kike?

As long as Trump is in charge, your downfall will only accelerate. You need a new Hitler to cleanse the USA

>>138514147
>Art Management
Pedo Network

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All hail Communist ANTIFA White Whale Pods man the harpoons whale season has begun !!

>>138512525
>>>138512194 (OP)
>M'statue
I laughed

Fucking Austin, man

>>138525495
Maybe. You could argue you didn't know how big the blast would be so you didn't want to take the risk of people getting injured. You can also shoot people if they're raping somebody or seriously injuring somebody. Castle Law applies to our houses, cars, and our place of work. I love it.