Brit/pol/ - Self Defense Weapon Edition

Where do you anons live? With your parents?

How do you survive if you're NEET and don't live with your parents/have no kids/no money/on bennies, etc? Literally HOW?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb3F_5sPtuo

First for Ruth

Im a deadbeat with no purpose in life I just want it all to end lads

Ive nothing going in life and no one will miss when im gone

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Real new thread

>>138507347
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based books

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>>138507627
nah this one

>>138507550
Talk to Rightly he will sort you out with the helplines >>138507243

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>>138507627
this one was first nig

>>138507627
how about no?

>>138507666
idris elba as tommy mair, no way

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Reminder that we will never have a PM this based

>>138507999
Context?

>>138507999
trump is a cognitively challenged cuck with a personality disorder.

we have moggy

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>“Two of their main organisers and what seemed to be their security made a sharp exit when one of our activists decided to say hello and take pictures of his new friends. The activists then discussed with what was left of the group and the rights and wrongs of this new organisation."

>“For some reason, a well-known Polish neo-Nazi hard nut started screaming that he was going to phone the police and was asking for people to leave. After forcing the fascists to leave the pub, a frank and blunt discussion was undertaken by one of the left-wing activists and our neo-Nazi Polish friend. This effectively ended any discourse and their meeting.”

Why are ScotCucks so woke on Nazis?

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/right-wing-nerds-flee-glasgow-11023129

>>138508119
He was watching the eclipse here in yankland today

>>138508166

I want reviewbrah to interview moggy

>>138508119
The eclipse you fucking tard

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Reposting

I just sent my gf interracial porn by accident

How do I recover in the most British way possible?

>>138508208
Why shouldn't he look?
>>138508238
Why the fuck should I know about an eclipse about America you colossal fucking moron?

>>138508236
Mogg is a fucking scab banker cunt
I hope he dies of cancer, you bootlicking cunt

>>138508313
Say it was one of your mates, that picked up your unlocked phone?

>>138508313
lad no one cares, go ask facejook

The "You need special glasses to look at the sun" is a fucking Jewish scheme to make a quick buck from retards buying those shades

When I was younger I stared at the sun for at least 2 minutes straight until my fucking eyes burned and everything turned white, and I've got 2020 vision still

A load of horse shit

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>>138508420
what is the news

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>>138508420
>Why shouldn't he look

>>138507999
>based
Good. Stop using that fucking word.

>>138508584
topkek, good meme

>>138508420
>Calls someone else a moron
>doesn't know why you shouldn't look at the sun

>>138508199
Fucking hell thats pathetic. Antifa are making us look like fools left right and centre.

>>138508580
Can you imagine asking this publicly on facebook, I'm not THAT retarded

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>>138508119
trump looked at the sun during the eclipse without eye protection.


I used to work on the reception of an a+e unit.

i think it was 2014 we had a partial eclipse or something.. 2 hours later the a+e was full of spastics who burnt their eyes looking at the sun. these weren't bright people. most of them were on benefits.

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>>138508199
>woke

>>138508313
I just sent my gf a cheesy love message and she sent back heart-eye emojis

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>>138508584
Yeah but it's all gonna go south when you accidentally the stock market and the true name of God so you get stalked by CIA and a bunch of Rabbis then drill the smart out of your brain.

@138507999
>our resident yank baiter is now larping as a brit on a holiday

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>>138508755
Sorry everyone says it here in yankland..it's sort of growing on me

BASED
BASED
BASED

>>138507550
Suicides a permanent solution to a temporary problem mate. I tried it once when I was fucked up years ago. Those problems seem so trivial now...

>>138508871
That's not healthy, she should reply with eye rolls

>>138508810
why not and you are retarded.

>>138509010
>temporary problem
Yeah, depression just goes away.

>>138508724
>>138508785
Whether or not I know not to look at the sun should be obvious by the fact that I have the basic skills required to operate a computer, but why does the president of the united states need one of his aides to shout up at him to tell him that and why is the BBC reporting it?

>>138508715
I happen to know it did happen just from /pol/ threads documenting it, but it didn't come to mind first thing, because surprisingly I don't fucking care. I've seen lots of eclipses.

>>138508989
Careful, you'll be saying "y'all" next, and they won't let you back into britain

>>138508909
pi is a decent movie

>>138508929
Nah I'm actually going shooting with the "resident yank baiter" anon tomorrow.

I'll see if I can get some decent pics tomorrow of me shooting

>>138508199
scottish antifa don't fuck around. they're not like the english/american effeminate student variety.

half of them used to be hibs, celtic, dundee and aberdeen casuals wanting to fuck up rangers supporters (the right in scotland tends to be huns)

>>138509314
please don't do a Rightly

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>Victoria & Abdul

kill me now

>>138509158
It actually does pal. You've got to identify your problem and completely remove it from your life.
I used to have mega depression when I was in college. I didn't even really realise it at the time.
Anyway, the day I got my a-levels (even though I had failed miserably) it was literally like I watched the depression disappear over the following week.

>>138509314
I remember him offering to take you shooting. You took the cunt up on his offer?

>>138509297
Great film, might give it a watch again some time since I haven't done so in a while.

>>138508724
I've looked at an eclipse before

The Chase's Mark 'The Beast' Labbett awkwardly dodges question about marrying his cousin on Loose Women
>The Chaser wasn't impressed with Andrea McLean's question

>>138509158
You seen your quack?

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Need a cigarette but got none
How to quit?

>>138509458
Nah he seems like a nice guy.

If not I guess that's a risk I'm willing to take in order to fire a rooty tooty point and shooty here in the states

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>Eclipse

Alice and Jasper are so cuuute

>>138509584
Reminds me of A Scanner Darkly, similar feel to it.
It's a depressing movie though

>>138509659
e-cigs

>>138509513
>the day I got my a-levels (even though I had failed miserably) it was literally like I watched the depression disappear over the following week.
>I used to have mega depression
No you didn't.

>>138509321
There are no 'Martin Sellners' in Britain. That type is uniquely continental european.

>>138509158
Get some pills down your throat.

>>138509732
e cigs are for queers and don't work for me
i bought an expensive one and tried using it to quit but i just ended up going back to regular cigs since it was garbage

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>>138509659
You don't. Just buy more fags

>>138509639
Done it all, most of it was a complete waste of time. I'm fine though, in the sense I'm managing it and not going to kill myself, but it doesn't go away.

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PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT.

>>138509741
Kill yourself then you stupid self-pitying weakling.
You're one of those pathetic betas that wants people to coddle you to make you feel better then reject them.
Well go fuck yourself. Just end it, because you're completely fucking pathetic.
You're a self-important faggot with nothing to live for. We get it, you need attention, now off yourself.

>>138509689
>If not I guess that's a risk I'm willing to take in order to fire a rooty tooty point and shooty here in the states
You realise you could just go to a range, right?

>>138509689
>implying you've left your mothers house and aren't using a VPN.

nigger

>>138509566
Yup..he was really nice about it too.

I stayed in NYC the last couple of days and saw a few things (lmao @ 9/11 memorial it's shit don't ever go to it) but now I'm on my way to his place with tonight. Won't make it there until way early tomorrow so I'm staying in chiraq tonight.

>>138509725
Yeah in a way with how it portrays the dude's headaches they're similar to the weird ways in A Scanner Darkly it'll get disjointed to show what it's like being some junkie strung out all the time.

Try reading the book A Scanner Darkly, the ending is so much more fucked up than in the film.

>>138509010
>Those problems seem so trivial now
I've been in some bad places and I agree. Time is an incredible thing. The ultimate equaliser, really.
Things like that seem to become more insignificant with time, even though at the time I was crawling up the wall and felt like the room was spinning around my head, whatever. Been close to suicide a few times in thought only, never actually attempted it properly though, something always stopped me. I've made "dates" of when to do it, "I'll do it tomorrow", it turns out I'm lazy and lacking discipline even in death, lmao.

>>138509945
>this angry that someone disagrees with you
Absolutely fucking pathetic.

Sympathy and being coddled is the last thing I want and that's partly why I went so long without help. I'm not going to let you talk utter shit and get away with it though.

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>>138510108
Please fucking shoot him.

>>138510019
He says his house can literally be used as a range since he lives on a farm. Plus he has guns. I've never been to an actual range but I'd imagine it's not so easy to walk up to someone and ask if you can shoot their weapon.

Plus renting weapons is expensive.

>>138507243
The spoon won't be outlawed, it is a vital tool for heroin addicts...hell the gubment will even give you a free needle and a place to shoot up...

Banning spoons = non pc

>>138510108
how easy it for a bong to just turn up and shoot a m16 or something.
Never shot anything beyond 22lr

>>138510398
>I've never been to an actual range but I'd imagine it's not so easy to walk up to someone and ask if you can shoot their weapon.
I imagine it probably is in some ranges in America. I mean in the UK all you need to do is call up and make an arrangement. There's no laws or anything regarding shooting authorised firearms in a specialised area, and I imagine even less stigma attached to it in America.

>>138510384
I'd rather not be locked up in prison here with a bunch of niggers going after my boipucci (even though I'm gay we all know most yankniggers have AIDS) so I'm going to have to pass

>>138510398
Are you going to recreate Deliverance?

>>138510361
Nobody on this fucking basket weaving forum gives a flying fuck about you or your self pity you stupid autist.
I (naively) attempted to massage your pathetic ego by recounting a (true) story and you do what all attention-seeking beta does which is by telling others "they don't understand" like some beta orbiting teenager looking for sympathy.

Go kill yourself, go get help, or stop fucking whining you autistic nigger.

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Be honest, lads. Would you?

You'd never be able to tell the difference if she was having an orgasm though

>>138510570
Idk..I never looked into it too much since the yankposter offered me the opportunity.
I've just seen videos of people at indoor ranges in Vegas and stuff and it's really fucking expensive to rent certain types of guns.

Fuck clouds and fuck welsh weather. Couldn't see that partial eclipse. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck me. The eclipse never existed, the moon doesn't exist.

>>138510820
What's the story behind it and who is she?

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>>138507666
She didnt deserve to die

>>138510981
Some lass who ate a peanut and got retarded

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>>138509321
>half of them used to be hibs, celtic, dundee and aberdeen casuals wanting to fuck up rangers supporters

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>>138510820
I love how they're trying to ban nuts on planes because of the fuck up when it was some Hungarian restaurant that did the fuck up. Presumably easier than saying "foreigners are too fucking thick to do health and safety properly" which is the reality. Hell, I'm a chef, I know how it should be done and clearly they didn't do their jobs properly. Actually, come to think of it; listing allergens is an EU requirement - are they admitting that a bunch of poor countries in Europe just don't pay attention to the laws regarding clear labelling of allergens?

That said: kek, take that for being genetically inferior.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv7vChBeqOM

>>138511139
Got a name or anything?

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>>138510795
The strawman's you're pulling out of your arse are impressive. Nobody gives a fuck about you either yet you continue to post.
>"they don't understand"
Never said that, I said you don't. Completely different.

>stop fucking whining
I'm not, you seem to be though. I don't know why you're so fucking bent up about being a fucking moron who failed his A-levels.

>>138510533
A spoon is also a vital piece of equipment for making tea. The country would descend into civil war if they banned spoons here.

>>138511469
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/morning-viewers-tears-former-producer-11025580

>>138511314
>lost both wars

>>138511608
Cheers m8. Sounds like a her-issue if that can happen to her from eating delicious nuts.

>>138511139
Why are you literally posting on Britpol 24/7 when you are on holiday 3000 miles away

>>138511469
Nah..just saw a thread headline on /pol/ and clicked it because there was someone with a severe peanut allergy on my flight here.

Protip: they didn't serve any nuts on the flight nor was I offered any food whatsoever because we hit turbulence right when they got to my seat. Fucking angry as fuck

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>>138509321

>>138510820
>>138510981
>>138511139
>>138511259
>When you nut and she start dribbling

>>138511558
Holy shit, forgot about that!!!

maybe just ban table spoons outside of shooting galleries

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>when you nut be she still sucking

I've just applied for my student loan and have asked for the max they can give me on extra funds is this worth it or have i fucked myself over with the interest ill probably be in debt to them all my life anyway so a bit extra wont hurt will it. I just thought id need it as wont be working during term time

>>138511737
I'm riding to Chicago right now.

>>138511716
harsh la

>death by dry roasted nuts

>>138511558
The heroin addicts would sure have a problem too

this eclipse is lasting a long time

>>138511625
>implying the """battles of x country"""" weren't individual wars propagandisticly named battles after the "war"

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Base Exchange is selling this stuff, lads. Iirc they're almost illegal, you're supposedly not allowed to sell them, only the monastery is allowed to sell them, 6 bottles per person per 6 months.

Bought one, it's breddy gud

>>138511969
And you're getting perfect signal to post on britpol?

Where from, from my experience state lines are nothing but highways with shit signals and billboards. very comfy though driving from New York and seeing it all in the skyline at night

>>138511955
>have i fucked myself
No, student loans are a joke. It's not real debt as far as you're concerned.

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>>138511856
Nice.

>>138512150
>lost BOTH wars

pathetic desperation attempt desu

>>138512173
What the fuck are you dribbling about? Trappist beers are sold everywhere.

>>138511982
Found her twitter.

https://twitter.com/amyshead?lang=en

>>138512182
I'm getting decent signal rn. I left NYC in the morning so I didn't see any night skyline but overall I hate the fucking city anyways. Not too thrilled to be staying in chiraq tonight either but tomorrow I'll be staying in the countryside with the yank which will hopefully be comfy

>>138512378
Wait sorry I read up on this, yeah you ought to dob those fuckers in.

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>>138511955
No, everyone goes for max, you're fucked anyway desu. They give you what they can but it depends on your parents' situation.

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>>138512490
Why go to NYC if you hate the American Mega-London?

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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/aug/20/imported-pork-from-leading-supermarkets-may-cause-hepatitis?CMP=fb_gu

I hope everyone understands that it is a sign to convert.

>>138512537
if i can get a new laptop i'll be very happy

>>138511543
"y...you d...didn't h..have what I h..have!!"

o f f
y o u r s e l f

>>138512490
Yeah New York is a bit of a shithole. Did you meet the yank on britpol, if so gl and try not to get raped

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>>138512403
>https://twitter.com/amyshead?lang=en
>mfw expecting to see a tweet in the last day saying something along the lines of "AKSKHHYUBPMMKLAPSDBBFFFPLS"

The internet has fucking ruined me

>>138512675
https://unvis.it/theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/aug/20/imported-pork-from-leading-supermarkets-may-cause-hepatitis?CMP=fb_gu

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I'm high as fuck lads

Wish I was a girl

On holiday in the Peak District. Never seen so many muslims in my life as when I went to Dovedale, what is that about, lads?

>>138512669
That's just where I flew in. There's a few things to see there but overall it's nothing special.

>>138510768
Underrated.

>>138512746
I'm looking for some liberal opinions which might justify it.

So what guns can we legally own?

>>138512765
What a fucking faggot.

I'd kill myself if I was a woman. That's why they all have penis envy, it's a real thing. Literally all they do is lay on their back and get fucked, that's all their mission in life is.

Absolutely pathetic.

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>>138512257
>implying they're still not the best army

its like saying einstein was a bad physician because he failed his school physics exam

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>>138512587
Yeah sorry I went reading about it. Seems a grey area.

>Buyers of the beer receive a receipt with Niet verder verkopen ("Do not resell") printed on it. The abbey is very much against resale of their beer, and it is their wish that the beer is only commercially available at the two abbey-owned official sale points. Therefore, any Westvleteren beer offered for sale anywhere else in the world is a grey- or black market item, as there are no wholesalers in existence that supply the beer. The abbey is actively working to eliminate the illicit sales,[6] and generally only agrees to media interviews to spread their message against drinking illicitly sold Westvleteren beer.[8]

Then again it mentions that sometimes it gets sold for like promotions. That's what got me, I remember distinctly seeing pic related on sale in a few places when I went to Bruges 10 years back.

>>138512403
HOW DOES SHE TWEET?

>>138512951
You can own almost any gun you want, its calibre restrictions that are ridiculous in this country. You can own straight-pull AR-15s in .22 calibre for example, defeats the purpose of "automatic" but you can own them. .50 cals are legal but need access to a long bore range which are mostly invite-only.

>>138512729
>"y...you d...didn't h..have what I h..have!!"
You probably didn't though. I'll admit I was being a bit harsh saying you didn't have it at all and that probably kick-started the hostility. There are different "types" of disorder, after all.

>o f f
>y o u r s e l f
Nah, tried it, didn't like it.

>>138512403
>https://twitter.com/amyshead?lang=en
life is a crazy thing

>>138513082
She hasn't since 2014

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>>138512951
>>138513089
Here's a good illustration. Also recommend EnglishShooting on youtube who has a good vid on this.

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>>138508199
Also, what the fuck is this newspaper's problem?

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>>138512697
If you're disabled or even dyslexic a lot of universities will loan you laptops for work. A friend of mine is very poor so they get a LOT of money as a grant from Student Finance, more so than I have available. As I said, depends on your situation at home.

>>138512887
Fairs, I would prefer to see it in Christmas though.

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My grandfathers knew England, but what do I know of England? The modern Canadian identity is now as rootless as a national identity can come. I wonder how long until your children feel the same way of our Fatherland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KsljBj3UEI

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>>138512765
seconded for wanting to be a girl

>>138513189
LMAO

>>138513206
ewwww that novelty looking revolver

>>138513225
>Fairs, I would prefer to see it in Christmas though
Apparently you guys don't call it Christmas though? It's the Holiday Tree in NYC.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40995835

How seriously should we take the robot/nanomachione threat?

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>>138511856

>>138513402
Yeah, the makeshift pistols are all ugly.

I forgot to mention there are a whole category of firearms, Section 70-something, which are 100% legal due to historical value. But probably not for much longer, since the nogs have been shooting each other with them in London.

>>138510631
What kind of gay?

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I've never understood why people think Brits couldn't weaponise a spoon.

>>138512765
why be a girl when you can cuddle a girl

>>138513375
I want to know the full story behind the scene, episode etc. I don't see how they couldn't have had some right-leaning sympathies, I can't see your typical lefty producers letting it slide.

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>>138513414
No I am another Brit on holiday in America.

Anyone listening to Ian Collins' show?

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>>138512765
>>138513395

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phyqYbmiWUo

huh... I guess even the most "redpilled" part of the internet is still fucked..

>>138512173
how much was that someone living near to the place rekons 1,471 USD a bottle

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LMFAO
M
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>>138514081
Fuck that, I'm listening to Wagner and thinking about Hitler

Hitler's last words on his will and testament were "International Jewry"

>>138513530
I've never heard of any gang murders with a muzzle loader (which is most off sec70)

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>>138513206

You post that shit constantly

>literally have to be a doctor or a lawyer to actually own anything other than a shot gun

inb4 muh gun club - you have to get an invite to join a full bore club

>>138514202
fantastic

>>138513720
It was NCS: Manhunt

The Police infiltrated the Powell society and discovered they were planning terrorist attacks or something lol.

>>138513649
The reason the sale of spoons is restricted is because they're used to cook heroin. Forces the druggie to use something like a soda can instead which is less effective.

>>138514263
>>literally have to be a doctor or a lawyer to actually own anything other than a shot gun
Mong

>>138513530
Antiques and obsolete calibers, legal to own without any license/certifications but I think you need one to legally shoot them.

A percussion cap shotgun makes for a good display piece and is still probably fun to shoot.

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>>138514438

UK gun laws are strictly class based as you know you wank stain

>professional paki will get a gun licence before a white pleb

How does that feel you dim bastard?

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Miss me yet?

>>138514373
Better ban pound notes and credit cards because people use them for cocaine use.

>>138514263
if you need a lawyer to get a FAC/Shotty licence you are probably retarded

>>138514263
I'm surprised you recognise me based off that post. I haven't brought it up in a while but I also started the "start buying guns" pasta.

>>literally have to be a doctor or a lawyer to actually own anything other than a shot gun

You clearly don't know what you're talking about. I have campaigned for gun changes in the UK since joining Arm Britain at its peak in 2011 and firearm laws are extremely unsatisfactory but there are 2.5 million gun owners in the UK, so what you say doesn't hold up.

The process for a co-terminous firearm license involves filling an application, obtaining a signature from a standing member of the community (Your GP being the go-to), installing a gun locker and bolting it to the wall, setting out the firearms you wish to buy, going through an interview with the FEO to inspect the gun locker (about 10 minutes long) and paying the sum.

>other than a shotgun
Again showing you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. No one buys just 1 gun after getting their license because you can't renew it until 5 years and its hard to get one added and Section 1 and Section 2 are the divisions between firearm ownership and neither allows ownership of only shotguns.

>>138514762
>kill one of your own to make Brexiteers look like maniacs
>still lose

DIED FOR
NOTHING
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>>138514746
Not true at all you utter fucking brainloid.

>>138514762
>Miss me
I'd say it was a direct hit

>>138514843
>(Your GP being the go-to),

Exactly class based and my GP is a paki

Which supermarket sells dodgy sausages? I bet it's Aldi or Lidl . Fucking garbage

>>138514977
Love that cherry pick to try and prove even one of your points correct so you don't come off looking like a complete wanker who talks about stuff he knows nothing about. That's not evidence of it being class based, you can get a signature off a member of the fire department mate.

>>138515058
Watch it or they'll put you in one of their adverts visiting a farm.

>>138514263
>inb4 muh gun club - you have to get an invite to join a full bore club
I missed this part of your post. A long bore range is for .50 cals and only .50 cals. All other are pay-and-join memberships.

I love how you ripped off part of my posts without knowing what a long bore range is. That is a difficulty getting a .50 cal weapon, not any other type of firearm, in which you will have (at the very least) 1 range within 30 miles of you. I, personally, have 6 and I live in Northumberland, the most rural county in Britain.

Right lads i'm a professional actor but i've totally fucked it and not learnt any lines. The first rehearsal is tomorrow. What are some fun ways to get out of this situation?

>>138515058
Aldis alright

>>138515436
Improvise.

>>138509906
Check out this high quality /pol/ humour, lads.

LOL NIGGERS amirite?

>>138515436
Emergency family problem in Scotland
It's a 6 hour train journey there so you'll need at least 3 days.

>>138515501
hahahahah imagine that. They've all got a script and i'm just pure guessing.

>>138514977
only has to be an upstanding member of the community. A vicar for example. Like a passport

>>138515459
They suck the protein right out of the sausages then fill them with sawdust and botulism.my mate works there.

>>138515573
Good choice.

>>138515436

Someone died. You got in a fight or injured youself or got sick in some way.

>>138515436
Read this thread, with each ID being a unique character.

>>138515617
genuinely kekked

>>138515667
If they try to stop me finishing reading i'll just get louder.

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>>138514373
If the government didn't want drugs there wouldn't be any. Simple as. This is a major source of revenue at every process for offshore banks, the majority of which (((cohencidentally))) are British. Cayman, Jersey, Bahamas, Hong Kong to name but a few. It is a money laundering Paradise for the elite.

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>>138515088

So how many own a .50 Barrett for example? Probably less than a couple of dozen owners in the UK

The one in your fuck wit pick for any who don't know.

Limited to invite only - likewise the deer stalking rifles. Yeah sure that is an accessible and affordable sport.

Get yourself to fuck

>>138515758
I'm actually sitting in on auditions tomorrow so you might get lucky.

>>138514746
They base it on area
Yeah your not going to get a gun in tower Hamlets you mong whatever race

>>138515436
Mime.

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>>138514924

we aren't out yet and i see back sliding on the horizon

>>138515851
>So how many own a .50 Barrett for example? Probably less than a couple of dozen owners in the UK

Do you know how much they cost?
Even in American they're $15k+, getting them imported here would cost thousands on top of that.
Also, enjoy paying £3 a shot for a .50 cal.
It's not that it's too difficult, the cost is just prohibitively expensive here.

If you can afford a .50 cal to regularly shoot in the UK then you can sure as shit afford jumping through the hoops to get a green card to buy one over in the US.

>>138515941
It's not an audition it's a rehearsal, so even that vague hope isn't there.

I WANNA BE A FEMALE

When is britpol going to finally take over the arts so I can show up, fuck around on stage for a bit and get praise in the media for my piece.

does anyone want to talk to me? I feel depressed

>>138515851
Most millitraries use 223 as main calibre
Stop getting you knickers in a twist because Tony whatshisnamr in the met won't let you have a 50cal in a city

>>138515851
You're seemingly misunderstanding the entire firearm process and clutching at straws despite having no obvious experience or even knowledge in this field. Once you've proven you're trustworthy through the necessary methods deemed required, there is no additional requirements for what type of firearms you own. It's a matter of getting them added to your certificate, if your license permits it, you utter mongloid.

I don't know personally the Barret, but there are approximately 400,000 owners of .50 cal weapons in the UK.

>Limited to invite only - likewise the deer stalking rifles. Yeah sure that is an accessible and affordable sport.
The long bore ranges are. They aren't your only options for firing a .50 cal weapon, and there are many Armed Force ranges willing to accomodate visitors.

>>138516209
Go for a walk mate

oh shit, mods are replying to users again
>>138513009

>>138516209
YEah ok

>>138516192
if you were female you would wish you were male

>>138516275
im on the street mate

>>138516309
moar
>>138513874
>>138515065

>>138516074
I completely passed over that, yeah you're fucked then.

That said, my step sister was an actor and I got the impression people turning up to rehearsals without really knowing their lines was pretty common. Some jobs come in so suddenly it's hard to all the time.

>>138516408
Why are you depressed? Whats wrong with you?

>>138516335
wanna call me?

>>138516032

Exactly

My point is you are the one doing the cherry picking with your constantly posted picture

It is not realistic at all

Obviously the firearms acts are class based - that works when the knobs were all white now any paki (((professional))) has a say in it

>>138507243
It's shite being scottish. All you want is a little bit of control to steer the direction your country is going and in response you get a bunch of frothing English Nationalists who think we're trying to have a pissing contest and then celebrate wasted votes and disenfranchisement.

>>138516513
I just feel like there is no purpose in life

>>138516494
Yeah but this circumstance was pretty cut and dry 'if he doesn't learn his lines in this amount of time then he's a fucking mong'. Turns out i'm a fucking mong.

>>138516466
>evaluate applications
>don't get to see their names so that means they can't pick the ones most in line with their agenda

Mods are dumb, or think we're dumb.

>>138516625
Pretty fucked then aren't you. Are you young or old?

>>138516542
You're responding to the wrong person you utter fucking idiot.

I'm the one who posted the picture. And it is 100% accurate. It's all the firearms that are legally obtainable, and in what calibre, in the UK.

You're speaking from a point of no knowledge and no experience, and I've disproved every single one of your points, but here you are clutching at straws.

Here's MY post on .50 cals >>138516257

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>>138516257
>400,000 owners of .50 cal weapons in the UK

omfg

Seriously fuck off you wank

>>138516626
>Turns out i'm a fucking mong.
Bloody anonymong.

What's it for anyway? Obviously, don't be too specific.

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>>138516408
>im on the street mate
>I'm an illiterate retard on the street, mate.
FTFY

does anyone have a replica gun then?

i want one but i don't want one bright pink lol

>>138516542
>My point is you are the one doing the cherry picking with your constantly posted picture
And fuck me, this point in particular. You genuinely cherry pick points from me to try and sound like your initial point wasn't disproven, you try to "disprove" only ONE of my points (and not the relevant one) then ACCUSE me of cherry picking.

That picture is a list of all firearms and in what calibre are legal in the UK again, its 100% accurate.

>>138516798
God you're so frustrating. You speak from no point of knowledge but still think you have the right to speak on these matters despite clearly taking all your knowledge from common conception.

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>>138516817
Outdoor play. It's a shame too because my co actresses are fucking qts and now they'll always think of me as a twat.

>>138516798
And another cherrypick I'll add. Face it, you aren't able to respond to any of my points because you have no knowledge on the matter. Stop talking.

>>138516882
Just buy a deactivated weapon. An ak47 will cost you about £400. It will have a metal rod welded into the inside of the barrel, two holes drilled into the back of the barrel to disable discharge and then the firing pin removed so you can't reactivate it. But it will be a real AK47.

>>138516882
Just buy a deactivated one

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>>138509321

Anyone else watching The State
Just finished ep2
Lol dumb paki ruined it for isis
They all have that annoying after jafacian accent

>>138516665
the mod/janitor choosing system is actually pretty rigorous and although most of us fucking hate them, they do an okay job keeping the board clear of stupid shit and from allowing most stupid shit from festering

>>138517222

Is it any good ? the wife watches it but she watches eastenders so cant be trusted on decent telly

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After we stopped the Golfo Azzurro with our speedboat maneuver, they were nervously „checking“ their dinghies, for several hours, and barely moved. This and our wild maneuvers and turns alerted the Libyan Coastguard and gave them time to appear on the Scene with their ship. Our crew was enthusiastic when they saw that it was a libyan captain.
The libyan captain first contacted us and informed us that we are in Libyan economical waters, who are from now on also forbidden for any NGO vessels. As soon as we told him who we were and they saw our banners and flags the tone changed immediately. Apparently the Libyan Coastguard was well aware of Defend Europe and: they liked it. He confirmed several times that we are „facing the same problem“ and „fight against the same enemy“. We offered them to share all our findings with them, as well as a further cooperation and agreed to leave their economical waters. As we wished them a „bon voyage“ the Coast-Guard crew was waving on their deck, and approached the Golfo Azurro. This conversation went into a different direction. The NGO-crew refused to leave the area claiming to act together with the European Mission Sophia, which is untrue and absurd since their operatio- nal area is many seamiles away.
The Libyan Coastguard lost their patience and told them that they were under arrest and should fol- low them to Tripolis for further investigation. The Voice of the Golfos Captain now sounded very differently then in our first conversation. He probably wished that he would have listened to our ad- vice.
Nervously they called the Italian navy for help, as the Coastguard threatened to target them if they would not comply. In the end they were chased out of Libyan waters, while the libyan captain was giving a speech over VHF, that could have easily been an official declaration by Defend Europe.


I fucking love Martin Sellner.

>>138509321
>>138517214
He's not actually kidding around you know. A lot of people have never experienced sectarian violence. There are people in the extreme wings of politics on both sides who may or may not have once been paramilitaries. There are current hunts in the country for illegal gun running and paramilitary forces being trained from Northern Ireland.

And the Scottish Antifa have a connection to the paramilitary Bob Crow Brigade which are fighting isis in Syria at the moment.

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>>138516936

Gun laws are class based - fact

Your picture represents nothing other than what is (((legal))) and not what is actually available to non knobs - fact

If you own a farm you can get a shot gun
If your are Sir Wanksalot you can get a stalking rifle

Simply class based ownership

Prove me wrong - pro tip you can't

>>138517433
>she watches eastenders so cant be trusted on decent telly
women have shit taste in entertainment altogether

I swear white people have moved to the internet so that's why most TV is geared towards blacks/other minorities

>>138517454
m8 anyone subscribed to antifa is low test
prove me otherwise gladly but atm im in total disbelieve

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>>138508313

you don't you double down

>>138516995
Ah I know a company that does that quite well but they're doing comedy of errors this year so you're safe.

Good luck mate, just cram and hope you're good enough to make up for it I suppose.

>>138517482
>Prove me wrong - pro tip you can't
Already done lad. Several times in fact.

No points or facts presented - fact
No arguments refuted - fact
Still an utter fuckwit - fact

But in all seriousness, here's some sources if you don't want to be a mongloid for the rest of your life. Arguing that British gun laws are "class based" of all things is completely dishonest. We have some of the worst laws in the world but you obsess over a lie you made up to demonise them more so. Why? When there is so much to actually cricise them for? There are a fuckton of working class people who enjoy shooting, myself included. Hell, I started shooting back when I lived in Newcastle.

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/518193/Guidance_on_Firearms_Licensing_Law_April_2016_v20.pdf

http://www.marplerifleandpistolclub.org.uk/general/gunlaw.htm

http://www.riflesintheuk.com/ar15.htm

>Your picture represents nothing other than what is (((legal)))
So the picture does exactly what it's meant to? Thanks.

>>138517552

Im 54 the blandness gets to me, real talent and originality like Spike Milligan etc seems entirely gone

>>138517780
Gonna buy a few cans of monster from the service station and fucking go for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

>>138516995
... You're not doing Shakespeare In The Park in London are you?

>>138514161
Seriously? Here they're going for about 20

Where are you getting the number?

>>138517597
There used to be a number of raw videos uploading from bob crow brigade go pro footage of them in combat.

Politics in Scotland are inverted, triple-party with multiple extreme views. The reason why the whole left/right wing doesn't work here is because it doesn't exist in multi-party politics where the dominant party is also the weakest party and vice versa.

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>>138517884
>Im 54

>>138517884
that's because you've seen everything there is to see since you've been on the internet for so long

once blacks get a taste of the true part of the internet that isn't twitter and fb, TV is essentially over

>>138518018

So will you be one day and probably still in that room

>>138517913
I never realised how much propaganda was in Scarface until I rewatched recently.

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>>138518018
Me too
55 this december

>>138518103
Horrifying.

>>138518018
Uncle Albert>Grandad

>>138518123
What propaganda lol? Anti-cocaine?

>>138518038

I was on bulletin board systems before the Internet no pics ( at first ) but strangely a bit like 4chan without the mods

>>138518304

Inevitable like death and taxes

>>138518344
Damien>Uncle Albert>Grandad

>>138517433
It's certainly very interesting, it does humanise them but it also doesn't gollirfiy them

>>138515436
don't turn up

>>138518278

BELLS ! you never developed any taste then ?

>>138518361
I would imagine that's as good as the internet ever got...imageboards add a lot but normie-tier fb and twitter killed the internet

>>138518123
scarface is good...what is the propaganda in it?

How would an alternative timeline look now if Remain won by 0.1%?

>>138518479

Ok you have convinced i will give it a look

>>138518593
F U R T H E R E U I N T E R G R A T I O N

H I L A R Y C L I N T O N

N O H O P E

>>138518359
>>138518578
>What propaganda
Watch it again. He's an "immigrant", make a note of how many times it's said in the film. Furthermore, listen to what he says about the chick.

It's the beginning stages of Hollyjew kicking in. The whole movie is about glorifying a fucking cocaine dealer anyway, but even ignoring that...

>>138518593
probably better in the short term but hopeless long term

>>138518344
Dad's Army > Only Fools

Tbh

Anyone going to Military Odyssey this weekend?

>FB /military.odyssey/

It's in Kent, I've been going to a few shows and everyone recommends this one. You meet the greatest people there, a lot of Nazis and reenactors but mostly people dressing up like Americans

>>138518744
What does he say about the chick? I didn't come out of that film thinking 'fuck yeah I want to be like scarface'

>>138518578

Yes the higher the fewer and kazza ( or however you spell it ) seemed to be pure anarchy ( and fun )

>>138507243
One thing I never understood is why leave voters criticize the conservatives, Theresa May and David Cameron as much as everyone else but then vote for them in the GE. Especially when these people are the ones giving you what you want which is full-brexit no half-in-half-out. No pretending they'll get a better deal like Norway or something. They're taking the vote to mean what it literally said.

>>138518878
I did when I was 12.

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>>138518871

>>138518744
he's a criminal immigrant from a communist country who only sells drugs and kills people
have you ever heard of the people who castro sent from Cuba?

definitely doesn't seem like yanks would want to take more in after seeing that film

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Was he the best Bond of all time?
https://youtu.be/oo0d1zTAFKA

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>looking for student flats near the uni
>up to £1200pcm for a single box room
>BEFORE utilities
>loan of £3900 for the year
>J U S T

Landlords know they are actually charging the parents and not the students so the prices inflate.

>muh free market
50% of students at my uni don't even take out a loan. Their parents have double barreled surnames, or their parents are BRIC oligarchs. House prices are inflated in the South and the govt took away student gibs.

On top of that a two year masters will set you back >£30,000 and the govt will only loan 1/3 of that. It REALLY rustles my jimjams that I want to do a PhD and I'm basically bankrupting myself, because Universities basically sell masters degrees to elite saudis and ruskies, or to upper-middle class twots that want to become bankers. Mallannallalala-paki who was shot in the face, will have no problems doing her PPE, and joining those pompous twots and their dirty clique at the University. Oh yes and the Oxford bigwigs will fall over themselves to give her free gibs.

If I studied at U Tilburg I would only pay ~£1800 a year. If I did the PSME I would only pay ~£10k for two years (but not if we leave the EEA, thanks farage!!1 ;_;), at Oxford, £30,000 and LSE £25,000 for one year, and that doesn't include living in London, which would be just impossible. It's so fucking annoying. Then you're poor in PhD/postdoc and there's no tenure track when you become an academic, not to mention the SJW witch hunts of profs. REEEEEE I just want to be a comfy academic.

>>138518979
there's a reason why children aren't allowed to see those types of programmes

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>>138518871
>>138519122

could i larp as hitler ?

and redpill the crowd.

>>138517858
Already done lad. Several times in fact.

So you don't have to have a middle/upper class gatekeeper deciding if you are a big enough arse liker to be allowed to - temporarily - own a gun?

OK m8

>So the picture does exactly what it's meant to? Thanks.

No it is a distortion of the actual fact of the matter

Your anecdotes are simply that -

>>138519130
>>138518878
You might not want to emulate, but people do all the time.

Also, yeah, just watch the movie and look out for it. I swear he goes on "you don't want us immigrants" style rants, etc. It's basically like what blacks do now. They complain about being stop and searched more often, but they are usually criminals, unironically.
I know people who complain about the police "profiling" them despite them being dealers, lmao.

>>138507243
THERE IS NO FUCKING SPOON

>>138519222
Don't live in the city. Look for a rural town outside with good transportation links and shops nearby. Think like a wagecuck rather than a student.

>>138519161
I'm surprised he didn't do any time for slapping barbara walters

>>138519332
Not after passing the the initial process. The renewal is just a case of sending a cheque.

>>138519246
The people that go there even as Nazis are usually just doing it for the historic value. You can load up on dirt cheap Nazi shit (SS thongs and panties, coins, daggers, helmets), but if you try to turn it into a Nazi show you'll get booted out.

It's for fun, but you may find someone who shares your ideas.

>>138519122
Literally this kek

>>138519415
That's what I did last year and it took me an hour to get into the uni, and almost all my money went on rent. It's just bs.

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>>138519222
>(but not if we leave the EEA, thanks farage!!1 ;_;)
Absolute state of you. Stop moaning and fuck off. Tired of all this uni shite.

I decided lads Im fully gay

>>138519690
Were you not gay before? How can I avoid doing what you did?

>>138519690

I am sure your mum always knew

>>138519751
Stop watching sissy hypnos

>>138519605
I don't understand these troubles. I had almost 3 figures left per week.

>>138519605
If you really want to rustle your jimmies consider the fact that conservative voters and conservative councillors and MPs are land lords. They literally vote to give you the shittest deal you can get for the most money they can squeeze out of you.

The only other option is to find an abandoned classroom int he UNI and live in that. Otherwise it's 1hr journies just like I did because fuck spending an entire loan on a single bedroom.

>>138519222
Just have rich parents you stupid fuck. Do the poor even think?!

>>138519161
Kek at the end

>>138519751
I had a girlfriend before but I couldnt get hard when having sex with her without thinking about something gay

I finally came out to her, she called me a faggot and left crying :/

I rrally loved her but I constantly had cocks on my mind

>>138519839
>you're so attracted to females you want to be one

how does that work?

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>>138519951
New thread

>>138519951
New thread

>>138519951
New thread

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>>138520004
>>138520004
>I rrally loved her but I constantly had cocks on my mind

>>138520004
Thats awful and it's all your fault.

>>138519868
Yep, BtL landlords need to be hanged. Yet there are student thots who literally vote tory because their daddy does.

>>138520126
I know and I have no idea what is wrong with me I really try to be attracted to girls but I just cant

>>138520004
top kek

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>>138507243
>Self Defense Weapon Edition
here's a good assault flashlight fit for a britcuck

>>138507999
He looked into the scortching brightness, only to see into North Korea's future.

>>138520106
It is true the only way we could have sex is if I closed my eyes and imagined sucking a dick

>>138520041
Ever been out of shape, looked in the mirror and felt nothing but disgust?

Imagine that applying to more than just your manboobs and belly. Ugly face, nasty hairy body and no clearly attractive masculine features. Body image issues play a large role.

>>138520442
It's illegal if actually used for self defence.