23andME

I took one years ago and i was 96% Scandinavian and the rest was German

100% ashkenasi

>>138503911
>giving jews your DNA
enjoy the next three manufactured diseases

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>>138503911
I'm 0.1% nigger. Kind of sad really.

>>138503911
I did. turns out I'm half Jewish, half Black, 1/3 Inuit, 1/64 Cherokee, 1/237 Indian, and 1/1264566546 Middle Eastern
With a dash of Market Research analyst

three or four weeks before I get my results back. hope it works. I just ate chocolate before I took the test.

>>138504351
There was a thread here awhile back where everyone posted their 23 n mes and everyone was jewish, not surprised because im a jew and im on pol, met many people IRL as well

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>>138505021
I got one for each of my parents myself my wife my sister and my maternal grandfather because it was his 90th birthday it was a lot but it was cool for the whole family and he really appreciated it.
Dude had eleven children and only one male line heir grandchild
Pic related
Is pop pop

>>138503911
Nicely done fuckface. We got you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oPU6yk90Fk

>>138505998
all jokes aside, i think jews are more of a symptom than a problem. if we solve the problem of corruption and and liberalism. then jews won't matter

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>>138503911
Is Spain white, /pol/?

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>>138504351
prove it

Snakeoil for the internet browsing retard. They just look up public records about the info you give them

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>>138504700
Haha, get blacked. Forgot this from mine. 0% sub-human, check it.

>>138503911
reminder that this is irrelevant if you are ugly

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>>138503911
>>138504700
>>138506514
>he gives his DNA so he can post memes

it's yet another american's being insecure about being litteral niggers and posting their (((gene test))) made by dr. (((Berg))) (the same who cut their foreskin) thread

>>138507279
3% west asia

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>>138503911
Even at 90% confidence, that African part remains.

Sheeit. Can I still be a white nationalist, or do I have to be a kang now?

>>138507345
The feds have had my DNA for many years already.

>>138506514
I wonder how it varying between siblings? I can trace ancestry back to Germany and Poland as well, but it didn't show up in my results. My surname is even Polish. Only certain genes are used as genetic markers which can be inherited in various degrees within a family.

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>>138507616

>>138507616
At least it's east african. Somalis and ethiopians are like ~50% caucasian.

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>>138507563
A reminder your country is overrun by niggers and muslims and your the number one country for millionaires leaving, your economy sucks and people riot because they dont want to work

>>138507616
my sister had hers done and her results showed the .2% sub saharan african, and she marveled at the fact that she had african ancestors.

i explained that she really didnt but had dna traits consistent with those found in sub saharan africa, and the .2% was most likely an error she didnt want to share her results with me anymore.

I told she didnt need one done. we are fucking irish. I mixed up the family blood by marrying a german girl.

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>>138507573
Still not blacked. Come back and discuss when you find out you are also partly from the Caucasus Mountains.

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>>138503911
>Giving the jew your name and dna
KYS

>>138508528
not blacked doesn't mean not non white
also I'm mixed so I know I'm not white

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>>138508058
whats up genetic heritage bro?

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>voluntarily sending your genetical information to a company that already has a history of selling that shit to other people
not to mention that the stuff they tell you about your your background are broad assumptions at best and straight up BS at worst

I just found out on here I have a half-sister I never knew about through the DNA relative finder tool. She says she just found out she was conceived via sperm donor and is looking for her biological father. Should I tell my dad about this? Do you guys think he will be upset if I bring up a sperm donor child that no one knew about for 24 years?

>>138508857
doesn't matter you stil get your raw dna file

>>138506898
No.

>>138508925
I don't think he would be upset. Plus, he doesn't have to pay child support.

>>138508627
Kek

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My ancestry all leads to the colonial days and they all mostly came from northern England or Ulster. Furthest back I've gotten one ancestor came with William the Conqueror and got land from him for his service.

>>138503911
typical german and anglo mix american with a hint of 1/64th Cherokee mix

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>>138508925
Most donor places have laws against releasing the information of the donor to any offspring, but doesn't mean they won't figure out a way to find out anyway. If he donated sperm, he knew his DNA would be used to conceive some kid, I'm not sure why there would be a problem bringing something like that up and seeing if he was curious to meet the person or wanted nothing to do with it.

But none of that matters because you're RPing so don't worry bout it broseph.

Are there any DNA testing services that aren't ZOG sham operations to gather genome data?

I'm honestly curious because one of my grandparents was adopted so I am not sure of my entire genetic heritage.

>>138509254
they'll find your data one way or the other so who cares

>>138508925
tell him

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> had no clue that I was 19.9 British/Irish
> no one on either side knows where it's from
Should I just spend the 70$ on Ancestory since they are able to tell British and Irish apart?

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>>138509251
Why would I even role play about something so specific? Literally just found out about this yesterday. Its just kind of blowing my mind because I can't picture my Dad doing this and don't want him to get upset if I tell him.

>>138508348
>Irish
>Not black

>>138509533
>where it's from
it comes from 23andME being a fucking guessing game scam

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>>138509533
Here's my other for comparison

>>138509598

9.9/10 people on this board who ask others for advice are role playing for a purpose I cannot possibly fathom/determine. Even with that picture its impossible to prove you're not.

Anyway, assuming its real anon, 50 bucks is 50 bucks. Your dad was smart and decided to spank it for cash when he was younger. Nothing to be ashamed of.

>>138507616
How far back is that african ancestor for it to be 0.2%? Like your dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dad?

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>tfw 100% percent white
>tfw blue eyes and blond hair in most of my relatives
>tfw white gf

>>138510141
Meh I just saw a 23andme thread and thought I'd ask here because I really don't know if I should bring this up to any of my family or not. I feel bad for her because her parents were going through a divorce and her Dad apparently broke the news to her.

>>138507616
0.2% R.I.P

>>138506898
We're jewish, black and proud

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>>138503911
>South Asian
>POOED

>>138510665
Stfu you shill, stop promoting handing over information about your dna to kikes. We all know your story is fake and probably involves homo-sex in reality. You would have been better off taking an HIV/AIDs test because I'm pretty sure you got pozzed.

>>138510174
It doesn't work like that. It means that some African genes have managed their way into the pool somehow and keep getting passed around because most people have a tiny tiny bit for whatever reason. It's the same reason that US blacks are much lighter-skinned than African blacks, because there's whiteness in the gene pool that won't be bred out.

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>>138510665

LOL

>we're getting divorced, its time to choose which parent you love more!
>well...ok....I guess its you dad
>JOKE'S ON YOU BITCH, YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY BIOLOGICAL DAUGHTER HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh and you need to determine immediately if she's hot or not. Nobody wants to find out they have a sperm donor daughter and she's a dumpy landwhale or something.

>>138503911
>Larp Flag

>77% Eastern European
>17% British
rest were Finnish and Irish
>0% Jew

>>138510174
That's about 8-9 generations back. My family's been in the US since the 1600s, so it's possible. But if I'm African at all, it's way more likely to be West African than East African. Most of the slaves brought to the Americas were Western African.

>>138503911
>hello fellow goyim! You should pay to send your genes to Jews haha

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>>138504490

>>138510174
It means someone wayyyyy back in his family tree got too horny around a slave

>>138511276
She's pretty hot, I'm actually the one pretty chunky lol. The whole situation is just fucked, I don't know if my Dad ever told my Mom and if she will be pissed off, etc. This could be the catalyst for a divorce or some shit I feel like if everyone starts freaking out, because they are already on shaky terms

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>>138503911
OP here, fun fact, my .1% Inidan comes from Scotch Presbyterian missionaries. Pic related, dont know which one im related to tho.

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>>138503911
OK so I took the test from AncestryDNA and got the results on the left. I took the raw data and uploaded it into dna land and got the results on the right.

I'm super confused as to why dna land say's I'm 13% Finnish while Ancestry says I'm <1%. Also dna.land says I'm 11% South European (Italian) while Ancestry has 0%.

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Is this HWHITE???????????

>>138513876
Don't take dna.land seriously. The finnish probably just implies that your scandinavian ancestry could be swedish rather than norwegian. The south/central european is more central euro here.

>>138514218
>muslims/albanian
>white

>>138514218
no
me white

>>138514672

not Albanian or Muslim

>>138514823
Usually only albanians get pure balkan. Greeks usually get more eastern euro, italian, and MENA.
Macedonia, Kosovo, Serbia, Montenegro?

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>>138507616
Hello nigger.

>>138503911
huwite/10

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>>138514624
This is the map that dna.land matched me with. There are no checkpoints for Northern France, Belgium, Netherlands, Germany, Sweden, or Denmark for their test, which I thought was weird.

Quite possibly based on their map the Central Europe it assigned me could be more Swiss/Austrian rather than Italian. Maybe for Southwestern I got a higher percentage too because of South France/Basque. Finnish could just be Northern Norwegian/Swedish.

>>138515324

I'm Macedonian.

>>138508348
>yank
>'Irish'

>>138503911
My dad's family immigrated from Norway and can trace the family line back to the mid-1600's. My mom's family is from England and can trace it back to the time of William the Conqueror. My mom's family came from wealth and had lands back then. I took my DNA test and it showed that my Y-chromosome is an Irish subclade and my X-chromosome is a Swedish subclade. It confused the hell out of me. It is either my ancestors did a lot of migrating or they aren't my real parents.

>>138515916
Use gedmatch. It's more informative. You can also update your raw data to ftdna and myheritage to get additional ancestry breakdowns for free.

>>138503911
i just know my blood type
AB+
who else?

>>138503911
>0.5% asia
CHINKED

>>138516111
I see. Haven't seen many macedonian results. It might be interesting to compare your results to the recently acquired data from ancient mycenaeans. There probably is a lot of overlap.

>>138516353
*upload

>>138503911
I don't want a record of me being 25% gook lying around. I need to blend in after the race war begins.

>>138516642

How can i do this?

>>138503911
dumbasses, you fracked up giving your genetic code awaf to be patented and used

>>138517574
There are a number of ways but you have to do your own research on it. Here is one way. You need access to gedmatch as well.
http://www.anthrogenica.com/showthread.php?11663-K36-based-oracle-with-ancients

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>>138516353
I've done GEDMatch too, but there's so many different tests I don't know which one is really the most accurate for me.
This test didn't seem too bad, it's the EU K15 test and matched Ancestry's somewhat geographically.

The oracle for this test told me
>Using 3 populations approximation:
>1 50% Danish +25% Danish +25% French_Basque @ 2.611796
Which kinda makes more sense too.

>>138503911
>mfw 100% european

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100% master race here, who wants me to impregnate their gf?
£1000 per babby

>>138516298
You have to take DNA tests with a grain of salt. Even sites like Ancestry says their tests aren't as valuable as a correct family tree. They're still kinda fun though. Ancestry can help you meet distant kin to compare notes with.

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>>138518693
>feelsgoodman

>>138518472
Give me a minute and I can get you a better oracle on that.

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>>138503911

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>>138503911
Can you still do 23 and Me if you have more than 23 pairs of chromosomes?

>>138518472
Here is an oracle of the EUK15 data without restrictions. I removed basque, since you likely don't have pure basque ancestry.

Irish 42.05
West_Scottish 35.20
Spanish_Aragon 18.35
Austrian 2.45
MA-1 1.05
Spanish_Valencia 0.30
Mari 0.25
Kurdish 0.20
North_German 0.10
La_Brana-1 0.05

MA-1 is some native american.

>>138519257
ok

>>138506898
No I won't and only fully European people are White
>>138507616
>>138504700
Make no mistake, you are negroes. And all that which America did not get from Europe may seem worthy of respect to jewified mixed race, but Europe regards that merely as symptomatic decay in cultural and artistic life, the product of Jewish and negro blood mixture.

>>138518472
Your iberian from ancestry is pretty low so I removed that as well here.

West_Scottish 50.85
Irish 27.05
Southwest_French 19.75
Kurdish 1.00
MA-1 0.55
Azeri 0.50
Lebanese_Druze 0.10
Austrian 0.05
La_Brana-1 0.05
North_German 0.05
Pima 0.05

>>138518693
>0.6% balkan
>white
oh boy...

>>138520312
>>138521123
Eh, I dunno if that sounds right. Ancestry only had me at 12% Irish and 1% Great Britain and based on what I know about my family tree I'd be more German/French/Dutch.

But then again my mom was adopted so genetics from her side are a mystery. Was planning on getting her tested too to narrow things down.

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99.9 European
18.9 Italian
<0.1East Asian came up too, but doesn't show in higher confidence, so probably margin of error

>>138521875
There are other calculators that are a bit better that are based on ancient data. It's just trial and error at this point. The science is not exact in this stuff. LivingDNA appears to have the best breakdown on the UK area.

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>>138503911
i did some time ago
money well spent!

42% Scott
37% Irish
11% Swiss/German
6% Scandinavian
4% African

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TIS LIKE ANUDDER POTATO FAMINE

>>138522374
No asian blood?

>>138522931
It says Finnish, didn't you see it? kek

>>138522409
>4% African
R.I.P

>>138523083
I know, I know the British one drop rule.

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