Some weird fucking shit happened here in Nashville about an hour ago. It was like 1pm and it went dark as night for a solid 2 minutes. How the fuck did that happen? Is the government testing their tech that lets them shut down the sun?
Jesus, the tard, tripped over the cable, nothing special.
Someone collected the dragon balls
>>138502564
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>>138502822
That's gay if true
>>138502344
are you living under a fucking rock? there was a massive solar eclipse today.
>>138503060
>he doesnt get it
>>138503211
>/pol/ is satire
Big if true
>>138502344
HAARP
>>138502344
Could it be?
>The Black Sun arises
>>138502344
I heard a reptile jumped from under the left side of the earth, grabbed the sun in mid aor, and slithered off the right side of the earth!!!!
Fucking round earthers BTFOOO
>STOCKING ARE YOU ON A DIET?? ITS OKAY YOU CAN TELL ME!
>>138502344
I knew it all along, i was fucking right!
We live in a dome, controlled by aliens. They set up the dome to resemble earth and fool us so that we would never know, then observe and study us as we go along our day.
The sun IS NOT the real sun!
It had a fault today and switched off!
This proves that it is fake, its all fucking fake! we live in a fucking fake bubble!
Now they are making up excuses and say "oh its uh... yeah its this thing called an eclipse! Its normal man, it always happens. You are just a paranoid crack head!"
Well i aint falling for it. FUCK YOU ALIEN SCUM I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS! I KNOW, AND I WILL FIND AWAY OUT AND I WILL KILL YOU ALL.
BE VERY AFRAID
>>138502344
you missed something great anon