The Current Sitting President of The Most POWERFUL COUNTRY ON

He's more powerful than the sun

>>138500494
And yet he still isn't blind, once again the Alpha takes the risk and makes the betas look like a bunch of bitches, as nature intended. News at 11.

>>138500494
Thats fake he had glasses on.

>>138500494
He was birthed directly from the sun.

>>138500494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06-ZlBYEnRQ

fake and gay

SAGE

Motherfucker stares down the sun

Sun hides behind moon

ANTIFA BTFO

>>138500792
(((They))) can't stand all this winning... shameful cucks.

That's because Trump is literally a god

If Trump fired the entire US Nuclear Arsenal at the Sun could he destroy our galaxy?

>>138501713
>wep, it's a sun

>>138500494
I was staring at sun directly the whole Fucking day with out any problem today, the only thing is I see a red dot since 2 hours ago that I am sure will go away with in the next day or so when though is growing at the moment

>>138501805
The sun is basically billions of nukes going off every second.

>>138501713
this dude, trying to block radiation all around him with one finger, will hopefully and eventually end the sick, evil plague that is the established group in power.....

When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so when I was six I did...

>>138502184
pls be real

>>138501713
>America first
>Then the Earth
>After that, I'm coming for you, Sol
AMERICA FIRST WAS A WARNING!

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White House Eclipse Orgy HAPPENING

>>138502184
>Put on non-eclipse UV glasses
>Close one eye just in case and take a peak for roughly 1 second if not less
>Seeing the usual white/green dot you see if you look at the sun normally
>Doesn't go away after a few seconds
>Dot starts turning red
>Eventually went away after 2 minutes

Legit thought I fucked myself for life.

>>138502225
America has an Arsenal of 1411 warheads, realistically they'd probably melt before they got anywhere near though

>>138500494
that fact has long been established

>>138500494
well Obama said not to look at the sun so he had no choice

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>>138501157
>I CAN DIDDLE A CHILD EVEN WITHOUT LAYING A HAND ON HIM

>>138502424
best post

>>138502541
You probably fucked your vision a little bit, watch out for dead spots later.

>>138500494
Sage and move on

>>138500494
If he was looking at it during the maximum point of the event, he's fine, along with the millions of other people who did the same fucking thing.

>>138502959
HE CLEARLY DIDNT ITS VERY BRIGHT IN THAT PICTURE TRUMP IS A RETARD CONFIRMED

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>>138500494
>...stares at the Sun without glasses

>admit it - he's a fucking retard
this is 2 scoops tier
`straya sort your shit out
you call this a shitpost?

>>138502959
cleary the light level indicates this was the point of maximum totality. it looks like midnight. great catch anon.

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>>138501713
Always good to see a fellow sun-gazer disproving the polarized glasses industry.

He can look at that nuclear fucking fireball all he wants, he's the God damned U.S. President.

>>138500494
Real men stare at the sun for an hour every day to prove their dominance over the universe.

>>138501157
>2:47

What a retard

>>138501713
President of the sun, soon
the old Mayas were right

He obviously has dark contacts on you retard!
C-can't stump the Trump...

>>138501157
haha look at 6:45 genius

way to self-own

this thread needs a virgin eclipse gazer vs chad sun dominator. also checkem

>>138500494
Alpha, isn't afraid of the sun

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and it is glorious.

>>138500494

So did issac newton, considered the greatest scientist of all time.

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>>138501195
Underrated

>>138504112
Difference is Issac wasn't a retard though

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TWAS THE SUN WHOM WAS A FUCKING RETARD FOR STARING AT TRUMP WITHOUT GLASSES

>>138504362

You yourself confirm to be Mad.

>>138500494
Nah, he's not a fuckin pussy like you faggots. He is truly an alpha male

>>138500494
You know you can look at the sun without hurting your eyes, right? You only need eye protection if you're going to look at it for like 15+ seconds. Glancing at it for a few seconds is perfectly fine.

Sunglasses have only existed for less than a hundred years. People did just fine for thousands of years before that.

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>>138500494
Ya he's so retarded he's a multi billionaire and president . Holy fuckkk !! What a dumbass hahaha!!!
When will you lefties just die already?

>>138504112
>issac newton, considered the greatest scientist of all time.

I thought Einstein is CONSIDERED the greatest scientist?

In any case the actual greatest scientist was Kurt Gödel (Einstein's much smarter friend).

>>138500494
>/pol/ disavows Jew spectacles
>/pol/ vows to look at the sun like a man
>Trump stares down sun like a man
>Sun stops eclipsing
Coincidence?

So? I watched several people on the news do the same thing
hell I glanced up at it for a second too since I didn't have glasses until the last second

>>138504362
Got damn you are fucking annoying

>>138504610

Breaking news, Trump causes an eclipse simply by looking at the sun!

>>138500792
/thread

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>>138504781
It's leftypol being fags, they just spammed the board with like 20 threads using this same picture

>>138504770
sun btfo

>>138504362
>trumps a retard h-h-he looked at the sun uh uh
You leftists are so fucking desperate it's hilarious hahaha!

>>138500494
I did it and I'm fine, you fell for a Jewish meme if you believe it'd make you blind

>>138505186
This, you level up like 5 or 6 times by looking at it

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because, FUCK the Sun

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>>138500494
Trump has seen more than any mere mortal can possibly imagine.

What a massive imbecile.

you can fully charge your iphone in seconds if you open a pic of donald trump and then stare into the sun

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>>138505355

and, FUCK stars, fuck stars, too ... they're just wanna-be Suns

#lowenergy

>>138501713

>YOUR SUN GOD HAS NO POWER OVER ME

>>138500645
kek. i bet he actually believes that as well.

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>>138505535

I give (you): The Leader of the Free World. The God Emperor.

>>138501713
Checkem

>>138501805
>Galaxy

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>>138500494
I looked at the sun without glasses today, and I have an IQ of 140.

>>138500645
Enters staring contest with son and literally wins chuck norris btfo

>>138505979
I was a dumbass because I used the glasses but when I took them off I hadn't fully looked away yet and got blasted with majestic UVs directly into the retinas. Hopefully this mistake will give me super powers later.

>>138506236
it will make you blind eventually and you will end up on liberal welfare

>>138501713
You thought the solar wall was for the Mexicans didn't ya bitch. I'm comin for ya

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check them

>>138505904
Answer my question

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>tfw there are cucks on this board who didn't stare directly into the eclipsed sun without glasses for atleast 5 seconds straight, missing out on superpowers

>>138505685
Hey Trumps crowd size was bigger

>>138506236
do you feel a lust for human blood yet?

>>138502541
>stared at the Sun
>thought I fucked myself for life

(you) did ... but, only a little bit. You'll remember this day when you start getting into your 30s and 40s and that dead spot comes back. You might only get an odd color shift in that spot instead of it being completely dead, but you fried out a bunch of cones.

Good work, retard. You're qualified to be preshitdent.

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>>138506522
Checked by Queen Ana herself.

>>138506604
kek ok, we're on to your game with the "sun" and "moon" and going "blind"

>>138501713
AHAHAHA
YOU AMERICANS ARE A FUCKING JOKE

>>138506570
No but I feel...powerful.

>>138506522
He has to be careful unless the Sun goes blind

one time in kindergarten when we were on the playground I looked straight at the sun for like a whole minute until it turned sea green / blue

>>138506919
This explains perfectly why you ended up spending your time posting on this board.

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>>138502184

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>>138501713

>>138502541
>>138506604
It will likely go away and you'll have some minimal dryness, slight color fade, or decreased eye stamina. I looked at the sun a lot as a kid, I'm almost 30, and a retinal scan showed only minor sunburn. Galileo looked at the sun through a fucking telescope and wasn't blind, you just can't look for more than a few seconds at a time or directly on. Like stars that are weaker, you use the side of your eye.

>>138500494
He has contacts fucking idiot fagtard. He also is super savage!

>>138500645
feel his knowledge seep into the stars above

>>138506750
got more?

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>>138505920
>God-Emperor Donald Trump commanding the moon to get in front of the sun to reduce screen glare on his Twitter shitposting PC. 2017.

>>138506522
Checked

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>>138500494
who needs vision anyway.

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>>138500494
(((You))) will not defeat him.

>>138506522
Chk'd and stare'd

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>>138506522
It's the Black Sun

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>>138500494
kek

He might not have actually been looking at the eclipse at that moment, since he was wearing the glasses too at one point. Not to defend his stupidity if he did in fact look at the eclipse but I personally don't think that he was looking at it at that moment because in my accidental experience (thought it was out of view when I took them off but it wasn't) you will immediately jerk your head away from it. If he did look at it without the glasses then the only explanation would be that he is ascended beyond us mere mortals.

>>138507567
>illegal image detected
You looking for police trouble hans?

>>138501713
How does he do it.

>>138502585
We need to bring that number up by 77 nukes my sandnigga

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>>138501195

>>138506836
top post

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>>138500494
The Romans believed that all Eagles were forced to stare at the sun directly and those that blinked were forced out of the nest.

>>138506236
>Hopefully this mistake will give me super powers later

Yep. The ability to see dark. Just wait for it.

>>138502585
>1411

Thats a funny way of saying over 6800

>>138505604
He could destroy the sun, the sun has to take a few million years to destroy everything yet

>>138500494
Actually, if you look at the sun then look away and close your eyes you can see the eclipse from the left over light impression. I did it too today.

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>>138506525
feelsgoodman

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>>138507777
>illegal image
No images can be illegal in a free country.
This is a free country, isn't it

>>138500494
i looked at the eclipse today, you have to do it briefly and squint your eyes. I looked directly at the sun with both my eyes, it was indescribable to say the least. looks flat like a metallic disc with bright changing colors. now i just have to wait for my powers to manifest.

>>138508002
Since I'd just get possibly fired and not arrested for saying particular things, I don't think you're very free in that regard.

Chads stare at the sun without gay little glasses. only gay little boys need glasses. are you a gay little boy OP?

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>>138507936
Just going off wiki m80

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a little treat for my only friends

>>138507945
lol. how would he destroy the sun?

>>138507693
>might not have actually been looking at the eclipse at that moment

SEE: >>138505535 >>138505355

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-looks-at-sun-during-solar-eclipse

It's kind of like there were other people around to witness it and scream at him not to do it. But, retards gonna tard.

>>138506236
UV light gives you cataract

You can look at a solar eclipse just not for extended periods of time, it is not some kind of chernobyl radioactive isotope

>>138508302
That's only deployed, there's 4 times that much stockpiled and that's only strategic. I'm willing to bet we have some tactical despite treaties.

>>138500494
i feel like there was a song about this

>>138508422
>>138508422
pretty shit to be quite honest family

>>138508664
But he's not blind now.

>>138502225
Wrong, but the brit is also wrong. The sun is mostly hydrogen and helium. And we couldn't destroy the sun if we threw our entire planet into it.

The virgin glance
The chad stare

Someone please make this

>>138500645
and the sun flinched

>>138501713
>eat a dick Lucifer

>>138508656
fire it

>>138508656
You really think i haven't looked into this?

http://io9.gizmodo.com/scientists-say-its-possible-to-blow-up-the-sun-on-pur-1081542892/amp

Imagine /pol/ after the Sun is nuked,would be the final HAPPENING

>>138500494
Eclipse blinding you is a myth. The eclipse doesn't make the sun any brighter. Just like any other day, you can look at the sun, staring at it like a retard is what damages your eye. People just think it's okay to stare because it's darker.

>>138504715
Billions he got from daddy giving him his start, and a presidency given to him by down syndrome shitlord faggots like you.

>>138508422
Neat.

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>>138508422

>>138510249
Bitterness does you no favors

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>>138500494
>>138505355
>>138505535
UNHINGED! WE MUST #IMPEACH NOW!

What a mensch!

Wouldn't it be funny if nobody told Trump to look away and he became legally blind as result?

>>138501713
>I AM THE EMPEROR OF THE SUN

>>138509311
Did you even read it? It's a hypothetical, and apparently a single paper. This means it basically means nothing. It's on par with "what if Hitler had a time machine". And don't forget that the sun is pretty hot. It would melt and evaporate most things before it even got close enough to do anything. I mean, it can burn off our skin despite how protected we are. Imagine what it can do a few thousand kms away.

>>138501666
>The virgin cuckglass vs. the Chad staredown

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AESTHETIC AF

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>>138510364
yee

>>138500494
He's used to looking up Kushners ass so he was conditioned.

>>138501157

Yeah he'll be fine. It's only for the retards who stare at it for 5+ seconds.

>>138500494
>he fell for the "YOU HAVE TO BUY THESE SPECIAL GLASSES, goyim!" trick

feel sorry for you Chinese colony

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GRUUUMMMPPPFFF THIS WAS THE LAST STRAW

>>138500494
>The Current Sitting President of The Most POWERFUL COUNTRY ON PLANET EARTH.
the eclipse was visible from North Korea?

>>138504112
Didn't newton create a mirror device, look at the sun during and eclipse, and cause permanent eye damage?

>>138506522
Checked and kek'd

>>138509157
fucking this

Funny enough my eyes do feel kind of shit

His eyes are closed for God's sake.

>>138501195
8/10

>>138507381
Keked

>>138511694
Not sure but I believe Galileo used a similar device to study sun spots and went blind eventually as a result

>>138500494

you have to be retarded to think that somebody is going to look at the sun until they're blinded.

>>138505604
He is, show me the damage he took?!

>>138502735
R A R E

>>138501713

Globalist polarized sunglass industry BTFO

Luxotia kill

this goes to /x/
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>>138500494
>tfw barron is already something like 180cm/5'11

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>>138514908
Hey buddy your link is a little busted.

>>138500494
I have the glasses and I looked for a split second as well. I feel like every man did out of curiosity.