I JUST FUCKING ACCIDENTLY LOOKED AT THE ECLIPSE SUN, AND NOW

yawn

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>>138495228
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>>138495228
but you can type grammatically correct sentences. it is possible, there's such a thing as touch-typing, I'm doing it at this very moment, but reduces somewhat the probability that you are telling the truth.

Literally good night, alt right :^)

>>138495802
who doesn't touch type, other than old people?

>>138495228

You finally see though the lies that the Jew has given us. Staring at the solar eclipse is the true redpill. While you were living in your blissful ignorance throughout your daily life, you envisioned 3 dimensional physical objects surrounding you. These were a mere Jewish illusion caused by the aluminum oxide in the air and the mercury in your infant vaccinations you were forced to take at birth. The sun's power along with the moon's in unison allowed you to see through this illusion. A mere 30 second glance, they warned against. But you took that redpill. You stared directly into the redpill and now you are truly free to see life for what it is - and endless void. Absolute infinite nothingness is all we have, and the Jew doesn't want you to see life for what it is. The jew knows you will not go back to your slave wage job to bring them more shekels. The Jew knows you see the truth now, and will instead brand you as "blind." But fear not, young one. You are the exact opposite of blind. As you stare into the infinite abyss, you stare into eternity. For in this moment, you are euphoric. For in this moment, you have finally swallowed the final redpill. Sieg fucking Heil, my brother.

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>>138495228
u fuking duumbo

>>138495802
>2017
>looks at keyboard when writing
What the

>>138495228
You can fix your eyesight if you can get someone to urinate on your coronas. But you have to be quick!!! If you can read this, PISS IN EYES!!!

>>138498642

OP, only do this if you want to be bluepilled again. The aluminum oxide is filtered out by your kidneys and stored in your urine, if made in contact with your eyes - you'll regain your "eyesight"

But you're better off the way you are now.

>>138495228
But now you have super powers OP. The super power of blindness.

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>>138495228
Please stream your suicide.

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>>138495228
>believing anything on /pol/

Bad optics

>>138498642
Don't listen to the Jew shill, OP. You can piss in your own eye, doctors just try to make money by telling you that you can't

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>>138495228
Stare at the sun, go blind. Who knew?