Every weekend I dress as a Jew and drive to a different town

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Every weekend I dress as a Jew and drive to a different town to be rude to everyone.
I go into small businesses and relentlessly ask to use the bathroom. Then I go inside and I piss all over the extra toilet paper and draw a star of David on the wall with paint pen.
I go to restaurants and send steaks back saying they are a little to rare multiple times and then say they are overcooked blame the waitress complain to the manager and leave without paying.
If I see young kids hanging out I yell at them for loitering and call the police on them
Sometimes I run a couple miles and then put some dirt on myself. Then I go to local hotels and swim in their pool.
Sometimes I put on a tall orthodox Jew hat and go to the movies and sit in front of people even if seats are open and when people tell me they can't see I call them anti semites and say they should move.
I ask people their political leanings. Of left Obama was a Muslim enemy of Israel. If Right I talk about how glad I am that Jared is there to give the Jewish perspective.
I stand across the street from Christian churches as they let out giving people dirty looks
When I'm driving there and back I put. Jews will replace you sticker on my car and cut people off on the highway.
Why? Because people need to know he truth about Jews.