Do you reckon Styx slews bare pussy, or is the ultimate virgin wizard?

With that face ? A virgin obviously. I should know i look similar, although with shorter hair.

>>138490987
He is late bloomer

>>138490987
I doubt he's ever touched a pussy in his life

Iam pretty sure he is swiming in pussy.

He is the type of weird guy alternative girls get wet for.

remember he had a gf and they broke up a few months ago? also styx is boring lol

>>138490987
The dude was fucking married. Also he's got a ton of groupies who show up in his comments from time to time.

Styx is the man you should aspire to be

>>138491089
>tfw have long face like him but with barely visible cheekbones and chin

At least I'm not Lovecraft ;_;

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>>138490987
Pic related is exactly the type of girl a guy like Styx can pull. I think sometimes it's just better to stay virgin desu.

>>138492744
imagine an entire litter of Styxhexenhammers, all with long hair and bare breasts and large glasses
all in seperate room throughout their mansions with a webcam redpilling everyone on very specific topics taking rotations so they can always be current to every type of news worldwide

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I don't keep up on e-celebs. But somewhere on Normiebook, some lefty shits posted pic related on a politically neutral memes and shitposting group (they really are trying to force memes) and I noticed that quite a few girls who knew who he was were saying shit like "That's Styx you retards and I doubt he's thirsty. Mmm." "OMG Styx! I love him! kys idiot."

I think Styx is the kind of guy who appeals to younger girls and young girls at heart. He pretty much looks like your goth/alternative prettyboy and he has that long gloomy face. From what I've seen, he's well-spoken, holds his spaghetti and knows his shit more then the average talkinghead e-celeb.

>>138494155
So basically he gets friendzoned constantly

>>138490987
This dude was married at one point
>He doesn't know Styx lore

>>138493722

I'd watch every channel simultaneously

>>138494320
Nah. He's got it made in that he'll appeal to the YOUNG and YOUNG at heart goth/alternative sluts that have no control. If the local (Melbourne) goth scene is anything to go by, Styx would do alright. He's not your classic "alpha" but I guess he fits the bill for being the ideal of his niche. Tall, slender, pretty and (pseudo)-intellectual. I guess that's what the point of this thread is. In one context, you can look at Styx as an awkward lanklet geek, but in another, you can easily see him on top of his game killing the pussy.

But then again, the girls singing his praises on normiebook seemed pretty conventional and almost Stacey-tier. So maybe his appeal is a little more universal.

>>138491286
This. When I was in my metal head phase as a kid, all metal girls liked weird guys like that, who were into goth and shit. Just because of their personalities.

I was an edgy black metal kid, so I got nothing. A-at least I had muh Burzum.

>>138495035
Emo Goths would spread their legs for him no doubt

>>138492744
but he looks happy