any one else watching this shitshow?

>>138489093
God, kill him and the other faggot Cooper please

I'm fuckin loving it

our guy

>>138489093
Yes, can somebody shoot this fag plz.

No, what's he doing?

>>138490135
Being a giant goofball

ALTOGETHER NOW WE'RE EXPERIENCING A _________?

>>138490357
>Being a giant goofball

Sauce? We don't get Fox News up here but I try following it online. I know he's a goof but trying to figure out what happened more recently

>>138490485
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE SUN!!!

>>138490485
total eclipse mumble mumble

>>138490527
He's just doing silly stuff, he's pretty animated, he's making fun of the other staff calling them millennials and making say total eclipse of the sun whenever it appears on camera

Why does he keep asking what is this ____? Is he suffering a brain stroke?

>>138489093
The actual weather forecaster on wgn9 Chicago just started crying on live TV

God is scrambling the brains of the evil traitors in media to expose them before the world!

>>138490527
Yes we do get fox news in Canada you stupid leaf.

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im streaming said shitshot

twitch/ussdonaldjtrump

come see america get blacked

>"Total Eclipse of the Phone" with Shepard Smith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAr_GeLUFq8

>>138490527
The fuck you talking about? Every cable provider has fox news in this shifty country...

T O T A L E C L I P S E O F T H E S U N

>>138491804
good god what an idiot.

lucia lucia the magical fruit

>>138489093

Shep is a complete faggot and clueless idiot when talking about politics.

However, when he's covering car and moon chases he's pretty good, but still a bit of a faggot obviously.

>>138492061
hes controlled opposition for fox

>>138490135
Steady barrage of dad jokes

im streaming the eclipse

twitch/ussdonaldjtrump

get the fuck in here!!!

2 mins away in st louis

>travel all the way from other side of country to watch eclipse
>spend $1500 on travel, hotel, glasses, and food for one night in bum-fuck Idaho
>sit in a chair in a parking lot for 8 hours so you have an open view
>finally sky gets darker
>oh my god, its finally here
>sun getting really dark
>everyone in awe and wonder
>complete silence
>tearing up
>FOX intern sticks mic in your face
>"DESCRIBE THIS ECLIPSE IN ONE WORD!!!!"

>Paying thousands of dollars to watch the moon move infront of the sun for a few minutes.
>Wow totes worth it

>t. brainlet normies

>>138490135
It's probably hard trying to keep this hyped for 4+ hours. He's a cute.

>>138491659
>moon man
Saved

>>138491804
>America gets blacked
>700 million in lost productivity

sounds about right

kino
absolute k i n o

>>138490957
link nao,faggot!!

>>138493724
>>138491659
meant this guy

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He is a madman

>>138490527
where the fuck are you retard??
I'm watching Fox right now

>>138491804
Shep is hard usually to take, but in this case, he's right. The whole eclipse hysteria is hilarious and to be lampooned. I look forward to copious memes.

HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO

>MOON TRANSITS THE SUN

GET OFF IT GET OFF IT

>>138489523
He was looking really gaunt a few years ago and there was the suspicion he had AIDS. There is hope.

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>>138489093
No. Fuck Shep.

Whenever he is on I turn to CNN in hopes his ratings plummet so he'll be replaced.

He just said send a missile to the 12th floor. What the hell man?

He's on something lmao

Someone link a stream or something.

He looks like reviewbra