Nothing is happening...

>>138488794
There are, stupid.

No aliens here last year.

>>138488794
There are. Wtf did you think they were going to come over to your house to visit?
Stop being gay, anon.

>>138488794
This is /pol/ NOTHING ever happens. It is a fear mongering sub forum full of trolls.
You will learn eventually

>>138490434
Do you think you can send them to me?

>>138488794
Disaster in Butt, Montana. Buffalo trampled a viewing crowd. When the cameras came back to the crowd as light returned many had been trampled. #PrayforButt

>>138490147
Pics?

Well I get to see something better than the moon covering the sun. I get to see the clouds covering the moon covering the sun.

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>>138490871
#PrayforButt

>>138488794
If you didn't feel anything then you missed your chance I'm afraid. You should have meditated

Well there was gonna be this YUGE happening where "the elites" summoned hellfire with science to wipe out the alien usurpers currently inhabiting a vast cave network under yellowstone, but the aliens messed it up and now there is an intense underground struggle taking place between representatives of the Ashtar Alliance and fighters for the UN which future history books will mark as the start of the first worldwide civil war. In a few weeks time our surface governments will be completely overrun and we will see the BLUE GIANTS and the REPTILIANS and various other DEMONIC ENTITIES emerging in daylight to subjugate us openly. We will begin working full time on manual labor projects to rebuild the dilapidated wonders of the world and also to harvest various resources that the Earth has to offer. I for one welcome our new alien overlords and would like to offer my masonry experience for a nice crew chief position refurbishing a temple somewhere warm.