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>>138488463
You're a pretty good guy, OP
>>138488463
>Capitalist fascism
That's not even a thing.
>>138489158
The social part of fascism together with a capitalist economic system
>>138489158
Imperialist Russia was obviously on a fascist level of statism, yet it had the lowest levels of taxation in Europe, and even lower than America at the time.
send help
>>138490101
Help me first
Stop responding to datamining threads.
>>138488463
>>138488463
Yep, seems about right. No regrets.
>>138488463
>>138488463
Godzilla tier.
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>>138488463
I'm a filthy centrist, sorry /pol/
I feel as though some of the questions trick you.
Like "Chasing progress at all costs is dangerous."
It is dangerous but that doesn't mean I don't support it, so what the fuck do I answer?
I felt that on a couple of questions which is probably why it put me as a neo-lib.
I guess I'm truly shit tier
>>138493481
Yeah, the questions have hardly any clarification, so I did get confused on occasion
>>138493481
>It tricked me!
No, you just have the reading comprehension of a third grader.
>>138494206
No wonder it said I'm liberal. I'm going to go off to /b then.
>>138494024
liberalism is not leftism. liberalism is for liberty and freedom. leftism is socialism, marxism and communism in all it's forms. leftism is cancer. liberalism isn't. liberalism is what lead to many of the great things we have today, leftism is an invention of the jew, the russian, the german and the chinese. together they are the enemies of liberty. they must be stopped.
>>138494206
Oh, you sure got me, I feel like such a dummy poop head now!
>>138488463
Fuck me. How bad is this?
>From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.
Can anyone explain what this means?
>>138494996
It's Marx's famous saying
>>138494996
I deciphered it as "you strong back, you work, my back weak, I rest"
or
"you gibs now"
>>138494160
The best result
>>138493051
That just means you are a normal and balanced person
>>138495811
>>138494904
My long-lost son, I've finally found you!
>>138491137
I am America.
If you get anything vaguely lefty, then just kys.
>>138494499
>this is what liberals actually believe
>>138488463
Radical Centrist Terrorism
note to newfags liberal is synonym for anything you dislike nowadays
>>138499447
> Fence sitting centrist
>>138488569
> literally hitler
Pretty accurate stuff.
oh no
>>138503158
>flag
C'mon, Abuhadbudabha, there's no way you're that lefty.
i failed you 4chan
I just want to be left alone tbqh
>>138494160
Me too!
>all these capitalist cucks
god = good
capitalism = judeo usury
>>138488463
>Markets and equality in opposite ends of the spectrum
It's shit.
>>138506194
>gov't meddling in free market to force equal outcomes isn't the opposite of gov't allowing the market to operate on its own
yes
>>138488463
>>138488463
>there are people in here arguing that NatCap doesn't exist
lel
r8 m8
what the hell is a neo-liberal? sounds kinda cool
>>138488463
Cheney speaking.
>>138509539
Yo, it's W.
>>138509125
What website is the IQ test on?
>>138488463
shit tier quiz with shit tier statements with shit tier wording.
needs more autism.
>>138509669
Shit, it's been so long, I don't remember.
>>138509958
honestly i agree. its not shit tier but needs more literal wording
>>138488463
Oh shit guys, I think I'm unironically a centrist.
>>138488463
>>138509125
You can do better on online IQ tests.
>simplifying political-economics to loaded binary questions
Bitches leave.
>>138488463
I'm no social justice warrior, though at the same time I guess I'm not too surprised at being labelled a moderate. I don't blindly trust any political party, I question and mistrust the lot.
Still, I'd sooner call myself right wing than let myself go anywhere near the fucking lefties of today.
>>138511277
Rate.
>>138488463
Picking an Extreme instantly makes you go into a war which no one wins.
If there is too much nationalism there is no co operation.
If there is no sovereignty there is a probability of the wrong person going into power.
>>138488463
>Oppression by corporations is more of a concern than oppression by governments.
What are we relating to here? Our own government? If so then you would be stupid to say that the government oppresses more than corporations, as bad as our government is. This shit isn't even capitalism, it is just a bunch of monopolies.
>>138512812
666-1 fuk ye?
>>138512812
>>138512622
>social liberatism
>libertarian socialism
what the fuck is this shit
>(un*)ironically
>>138512942
Personally, I'd rather be oppressed by neither, but sooner by government than by corporations.
Dunno if that makes me odd or wrong, but I do live in the UK and want to die after all.
>>138512622
nice try pajeet
>>138488754
>Capitalist Fascist
I got that too. Isn't that basically Paleo-Libertarianism?
>>138488463
I got fucking Neoliberal. Stupid shitty ass quiz.
>>138513118
Some of the questions don't even relate to this planet anymore, they are so outdated, we already know the answer to some of them, and it becomes more of a what you think vs what actually is going on. These would be questions to ask maybe 20 years ago, but not now.
>>138513660
Examples, please.
>>138488463
I would consider myself moderate, except I'm not an ant-science christcuck
>>138506085
Right here is a man of taste.
Most of us are LARPers I see.
r8 no h8
>>138488463
Stupid loaded questions
>>138488463
R8 me.
>>138509125
Real IQ = online IQ - 20
>>138506085
So you want your local pastor to run your city or something?
>>138515054
more like - 30%
I'm sorry, /pol/
Fascist master race reporting in.
oh no im sorry /pol/
>>138488463
Oyyy vey i'm sorry goys
How did I do pol?
?
>inb4 zomg leftie sjw
I'm not that bad you mong.
rate me
>>138518253
The bisexual of the political world.
>>138517603
>>138518253
The enemy of Antifa/10
>>138518253
literal fucking nazi
Weird, I don't feel evil.
>>138488463
Statism is bestism.
Guess I better start voting democrats
Capitalism a shit.
so am i like a heathen to you people then?
>>138525097
Nah, this is a natsoc board, you're the next closest thing. Just too much of a pussy to go the whole way.
>>138512622
ayy
>>138529227
>Neoliberalism
muh laissez-faire
>>138488463
r8
>>138529536
10/10
>>138529536
>LIBERTARIAN COMMUNIST
>>138488463
Neo-liberal? The hell? I'm not sure they're labeling the scales or weighing the questions correctly.
>no one here has gotten Nazism so far
>80% of all results in this thread are left wing or centrist
Fucking disgusting, time to fix this you faggots.
>>138488463
>>138488463
>>138530913
Centrists are modern nazis because they're not far left enough
>>138488463
>>138531338
This is actually true.
Did I fall for the centrism meme and not even know it?
>>138515054
>>138515502
More like not relevant since these tests are some made up bullshit by people with no scientific background.
>>138530913
>Economic Axis: Market
>Nazism
what
Guys what is wrong with me?
>>138488463
I vote right-wing populist
>>138488463
As others have noted, the most right wing hell hole of hate and loathing on the entire internet turns out to be pretty middle of the road.
What the fuck does this say about places like HuffPo, WaPo, MSNBC, CNN, etc?
What does this say about the state of our colleges, our country, when we who are pretty fucking boring politically are demonized as the second coming of the 3rd reich?
It's fuckin' weird man.
It's like in those sci-fi stories where the two sides in a genocidal interplanetary civil war get together and are like
>Wait. You like gloveblop too? I love gloveblop. Maybe I should stop throwing balloons full of feces and piss at you and realize my desire for violence and the destruction of other peoples property stems from serious emotional problems that I completely failed to confront because I was told by my professor Schminkel Coinslot I had to bash the fash!
>>138499068
>Nationalist
>Anarchist
wat
>>138530913
Feels like shit bro. What the fuck happened to /pol/?
Pretty much what I expected.
>>138533946
influx of people who just want to be left alone, but don't believe in the modern left's more-tolerant-than-God routine?
What do you think of this?
>>138488463
I'm gay
>>138488463
me tbqh
>>138541342
Fire up the helicopters, we have another one.
>>138542139
I'm too smart to fall for the helicopter request though, dumb nationalist.
nuke the gook
I kinda hate that it says libertarian in there, desu
I consider myself a democratic socialist
>>138488463
>>138488463
Here you go faggot
>>138488463
STOP FALLING FOR THESE SHILL DATAMINING POLLS YOU RETARDS
as expected the opposite of most people on this board