HAPPENING: Earthquake hits Yellowstown

>>138486637
>3.2
your mom farted

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>>138486637
It's been nice knowing /you guys/.

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Sleep.

>>138486637
I'm almost sorry for all of the hateful things I've posted here. Good knowing you /pol/

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>>138487096

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>>138486637
>America will be destroyed in your lifetime

Yea, well, if anything happens, just let me know right away. Give me a few minutes to go down to the store before the panic hits.

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>>138487943
except it took an act of god

not just a ton of fucking niggers overrunning your non country

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>>138487943
A non-country will remain as such for all eternity

>3.2
Literally nothing.

>>138488148
It's just the begining

>>138488148
Prelude to September 23. Expect much more activity than normal.

>>138488148
It's not literally nothing, because something did happen. The word you are looking for is *practically*. It's "practically nothing".

This lesson is free.

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>>138487943

>>138488354
Why do you say that

>>138488405
>lesson from brit
literally nothing

>>138488354
Can you make it the 14th? I'd really appreciate it if the world would end on my birthday. It would really make up for the decade terrorists ruined that week in general

>>138486637
Tfw I'm driving to yellow stone at this moment

>>138488792
quiet son

>>138488707
History has shown that with new eras come great calamities and signs in the heavens. Yellowstone has been very active this year due to the celestial alignments.

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>>138487337
>screencaps of screencaps

>>138488987
practically quiet

>>138486637
3.2 wake me up when its 6.66 or higher thanks

A bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.

What was it /pol/

>>138489321
You mean like the other 40 bolts you retards drummed up

>express.co.uk
Do you have a none fake news site source anon?

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>>138486637

>>138487960
>MILK AND BREAD

>>138489429
A star just gorged itself on clay.
I'm just wondering what the previous one was.
Next is idols will move about. This is gonna be some commie,nazi power struggle in the US I reckon.

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>>138487691
Just restoring balance to the universe for all the hateful things said about us bro

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>>138487788

>>138489713
Robotics? Judgment day?

>>138486637
>Tfw we all skipped over to the timeline where Yellowstone didn't erupt
WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THIS TIMELINE

>>138489713
>star will gorge itself on clay

You do know eclipses arent random events right? You can predict them decades in advance. Just cuz a few months ago one guy said there would be one dont mean hes some kinda prophet.

Earthquakes are good for Yellowstone dummies. It releases pressure from the volcano, when seismic activity stops then you should be worried

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>>138487096
BURNED

>>138489713
Well there sure have been a lot of statues moving/being removed.

WOW
ITS
FUCKING
NOTHING

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>>138486637
im ready

>>138487691
Imagine dying and then having to explain every single one of your posts to God.

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>>138487943
This. There may still be hope for this world.

>>138486637
>not using an arc welding helmet to view eclipse
gay

>>138493789
My posts on here would be the least of his concerns desu

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>>138494115
not so fast

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Several smaller earthquakes have just happened nearly at once at Yellowstone within the past 50 minutes. ECLIPSE TRIGGERED.

This is the beginning of the end.

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>>138495445
OH FUCK YES PLS
PLSSSSS
THE WORLD RACE WAR WILL START WITH IT DO IT MOON PLS

>>138495445
link faggot, link

>>138492411
Are you autistic enough to create a prophecy in June last year and look up the dates of future eclipses.

>3.2

that shit happens like every day

>>138492774
Oh fugg good point.

>>138495663
https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/

Edit settings to fine tune magnitude.
You'll see a big quake on this site before you hear about it in the news.

>>138495445

Make it fucking happen already

>>138493789
Ooh boy, hope god got a few days...

>>138492774
Black flag over dome next

Wow a earthquake in a active volcanic area

Its almost as if there isnt 100s of such earthquakes all over the world daily

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>>138494484
>believing the jew media lies on retina damage
>using the tinted-jew to obstruct cosmic energy
>not uniting your psyche with the energy of the cosmos to attain greater powers

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WTF

>>138496140
ALLAHU AKBAR WE TOOK THE DOME OF THE ROCK
(or the capitol)

I watched as he opened the sixth seal. There was a great earthquake. The sun turned black like sackcloth made of goat hair, the whole moon turned blood red.
>revelation 6:12

Please Yellowstone-chan explode, please explode.

>3.2 earthquake
In case you faggots didn't go to school, the Richter Scale is logarithmic. That means each point is 10 times stronger than the last. You'd need an earthquake literally 1000 times stronger than this to even pull a 6.0, which is the point at which maybe a couple rocks shuffle around

>>138496422
Nah hasnt happend yet anon. When it does I suspect it will be a big happening. Either Isis or antifa will be behind it

>>138489429
Figured it out it was north Korea's bm test that splashed in japs waters.

Just one?
Why so far below average? The world must be ending.

>>138496895
logarithm is satanic

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>>138496435
>sixth seal
>yellowstone eruption can lower global temparatures by 25C
>famines from said temperatures and toxins
>Cue 7th seal being broken
>Cassini ignites Saturn and makes it into a 2nd sun.
>Earth is warmed up again but alot of people die before that happens and everything goes back to how it was, sorta.
So they really did plan out everything. And here I was the pessimistic sort. Hope neo-humanity is worth it all that shit NASA/Area51 had to go through.
>Inb4 it was all for nothing and neo-humanity is just as retarded as us.

Idiots, there's constantly seismic activity at yellowstone

>>138493789
>Implying what i post on a bhutanese duck prodtitution forum is what im ashamed of explaining to the Lord.

>>138495445
>Divinity aligns eruption of yellowstone with total solar eclipse
>Eruption takes out west coast
>America is made great again overnight
>Illuminati caught off guard by this cosmic shift retreat to their bunkers to assess the significance, leaving humanity to its own devices for a generation
>Trump correctly declares the eclipse as a sign of heaven
>Agents of the illuminati, without the support and arcane protection of their masters, are rooted out from the general population
>A new golden age of peace, prosperity, and rope begins

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>>138493789
I don't have to explain shit, traps are gay. God knows what's up.

>>138487691
implying god doesn't shitpost here too

>>138494115
You do realize a Yellowstone Eruption is an Extinction Level event yes?

>>138486637
Fucking pussies

>>138496097
i'm dying to die

>>138488354
there is nothing significant about the 23rd of september and im looking forward to my hearty chuckle and all the hubbub for nothing

prophecies are nothing but fanatics and people who are too bored with the mundaneness of reality to realize it's all a ploy to distract and detract from geopolitics and is a very effective means of escapism

>>138498175
>i'm dying to die
Shoot yourself or jump of a tall building.
Can't do it? Then you don't really want to die.

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>>138497950

>>138486637
nibiru

>>138497793
It will happen.

>>138486637
We all just died in another timeline which is why we're all now here in this timeline bitching about how nothing happened.

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>>138497793
You have no idea how far from the Truth™ you are.

>>138487096

Why is it so bad if it erupts? If you're far away aren't you fine?

>>138497950
Not if you cancel it out with another extinction event.

>>138497950
Yea but humanity will survive.

>>138497580

>A space probe lighting an entire planet on fire

holy shit here's a (You) for the chuckle.

>>138499528
It's a gas giant, all it has to do is resist the temperature long enough to reach the core and then BOOM

>>138493789
>when you die and redpill god

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>>138499430
>If you're far away aren't you fine?
no

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>>138499528
>here's a (You) for the chuckle.
Thank you kind sir.

Time to start throwing people into the Volcano to placate the Gods.

>>138500478
I want it to go off.

>>138486637
Yellowstone has 1,000 to 3,000 earthquakes a year, you fucking millennial spastic. KYS post haste

>>138501091
Quality over quantity.
Timing is important.
Quantity already solved that.
Now's the quality part.

>>138495888
After seeing people triangulate some random ass flag's location by analyzing flight patterns and stars, yes, I'd think someone would be autistic enough to look up when the next eclipse is.

>>138497793

> a 3.2 magnitude earthquake will "take out" the west coast
> I learned science

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If yellowstone blows, it will probably also split the north American plate in two after fracturing and triggering the Blake River caldera.

>>138488148
the beast has awoken

>>138504909
>canada is forever separated
I see nothing wrong with this.

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>>138486637
Enough fear mongering anon

http://quakewatch.net/predictioncenter/

>>138504909
Will it move Northward and crash into Siberia?

>>138486637
Please erupt please erupt please erupt please erupt please erupt please erupt please erupt please erupt

>>138486637

You have to wait another 12 hours until the crustal tidal lift settles. The crust will drop about a foot, but the magma that entered the caldera chamber will likely remain. Interesting recordings in the next few weeks to see the uplift in the caldera. Lots of people on Youtube monitor this so its not secret. Expect little to no change but you never know since there's been so many earthquake swarms there the past 3 months.

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>>138499167
Makes perfect sense to me!

>>138493789

My hate is god approved

Fags are evil
Adulterers are evil
Murderers are evil (attempted to)
Traps are gay

The only problem is that I'm an atheist

>>138487943
>thinking it's not the world that will be fucked if that thing blows.
silly belgium.

>>138507628

It'd be mostly third world countries, as 1st world ones stop exporting food due to cooler weather.

>>138493789
He'll need to explain my posts to me desu

>>138490115
haha

>>138507889
Ignore the global fallout for a moment and imagine the effect of the world economy from the US becoming a smoking crater, then there's the geopolitcs that kicks in, wwiii starts as who is left fights for dominance now that the one world dominating super power is destroyed. Multiple angles the world is fucked.

>>138499054
Indeed it will

>>138508889
I also forgot about all the nukes that will be set off from the blast as well.

I hope it erupts over the middle East and Africa

>>138489537
Every single fucking news source that has been posted here you people call it fake

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>>138486637

>>138497950
Americans will go extinct, yes.
The rest of humanity should be able to survive

>>138513068
Bright side, the turd world will die off by at least two thirds, they exist solely because of mostly American christcucks breeding and sustaining them.

>>138492820
wifn

Ftfy

The sixth seal of Revelation has been opened. September 23rd will be the opening of the seventh and final seal.

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>>138487943

>>138507028
oh shit

>>138486637

>EARTHQUAKE JUST HIT YELLOWSTONE

not THE earthquake so no fucks given, you wont need to find out about yellowstone from a fucking website when it goes off

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>yellowstone blows up
>massive refugee crisis
>but trump already built the wall

>>138514622
>>massive refugee crisis
I don't think you're grasping how massive this thing is, it's going to kill everybody.

>>138486637

This isn't really news. Yellowstone is currently in the midst of an ongoing Earthquake swarm. It needs to be monitored for sure, because no one knows when it will go off, but just the fact that yet another quake hit, especially a 3.2, is not news.

>>138488148
This, I live in the PNW and we get 3.something quakes all the time.

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>>138504909
>Blake River caldera
>tfw just now realize it's a thing and I live right next to it

>>138486637
>3.2
Literally nothing.

>>138515036
Except it's sounds similar to how things played out before krakatoa blew up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrEIT66oPqU

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>>138487096

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>>138514622
4u n 4 me

>>138500289
UHHHH THICC

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>>138486637
Its not funny anymore.

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>>138486637
>>138487943
>>138488345
>>138495445
>>138499054
>>138510078
>>138515643

see pic related

>>138516362
krakatoa was fucking nothing until it was fucking something.

>>138514809
not quite everyone, but 90% mortality would not surprise me.

>>138504909
Because that's totally happened the previous times Yellowstone has erupted, right?

>>138487337
Full is not an epic get

>>138486637
Didn't someone predict this?

how fucked is Pennsylvania if it blows?

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>>138487943
>>138494115
>filthy Sub-Germanics think they're not utterly fucked
Hey how's that Chernobyl Sarcophagus workin' out for you? You still enjoy paying money out the ass for mineral water all the time? Boy you're going to love it even more when Ukraine shits radioactive material into your entire water supply again.

Then think about what it'll be like without all those American NGOs, since they'll be a little too busy dealing with the famine and volcanic ash-related lung injuries with a shattered economy during a famine.

>>138487337
But will it destroy the jewish hold over america?

>>138493789
>...and what the hell is this "trap" thing?? Wasn't I fucking clear in Leviticus 18:21?
>W-well but you see, God, their penis is f-feminine, so it's not gay...

>>138487943
We are all fucked if that thing goes off

>>138516493
>>138516493
Yeah but in geological terms it won't erupt for like another 1000 to 10000 years anyways.

So yeah its fucking nothing.

>>138507959
underrated

>>138487096
fpbp

>>138504909
Good.

Leafs can stay the fuck away.

>>138486637
>3.2

My farts register higher on the Richter scale

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>>138518370
Considering their populations are largely concentrated on the extreme ends of the continent, no. The areas most affected by the eruption would be some of the least populated areas in the country. Problem is, those areas are also where most of the corn, soy, and other crops are grown. Keep in mind that doesn't just fuck with the food supply, but also the fuel supply. US Petrol partially consists of ethanol.

>>138487943
we still have jews
they are like cockroaches
america will still exist, it has a debt to pay to them of course

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>>138486637
It's not happening.
It never happens.

>>138487943
>t. hanks

>>138500289
>slice of the Texas border is fine
WOOHOO YE GOT A FIGHTING CHANCE

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>all basic white people go see a shitty eclipse and die in the earthquake while the non-white population takes over the land

please let this happen

>>138486637
Magnitude 3.2 earthquake, barely a rumble.

>>138518874
Because of all the cum

>>138486637
Somehow laughed.
>wooow solar eclipse
>HOLYSHIT EARTHQUAKE GET OUTTA HERE

>>138486637
Aww yiss my musou gauge is ready

Bring on the Happening

>>138506945
If it happens, over millions of years, maybe.

>>138519388
Tip: The kind of people that went to see the eclipse are the type of people that keep the KKK from openly lynching niggers. Be careful what you wish for.

>>138519388
brazil, you guys do realize if we get wiped, you have literally nobody in the way of the chink menace right? cause those guys will fuck you through sheer numbers.

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>>138519545
everything will end up in a race war in america anyway

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>>138519624

>>138519624
He's Brazilian, he's forgotten that the chinks hate him for having 5% jap blood.
>>138519667
Race war's a little dramatic. Mass riots, state of emergency declared, shit like that. You know, kinda like Venezuela except with fewer socialists and mildly less crushing poverty.

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>>138519388
A world without white people with lay in ruin and you know it faggot

>>138486637

This is even less of a happening than a North Korea thread.

>>138519870
nah the chinks would take over and everything would end up like china, genocidal, everything being broken to shit, and literally everyone is a sociopathic meme version of ANCAP. they wouldn't die but their lives would be even shittier then they are now by several magnitudes.

>>138497580
If Cassini ignites Saturn, it will release enough radiation to sterilise the solar system. I'm sure that a badly paid mathematician in a windowless basement somewhere in Florida has crunched the numbers and assured a committee that the eradication of all life within a lightyear will not mark the end of an otherwise successful mission.

don't we have bunkers and shit that last forever built just for this

>>138520326
We don't.
(((They))) do.

>>138515643

Active volcanic areas go through quakes in the 2-3 range pretty much fucking constantly.

Now, you start seeing continual 5+ stuff, start getting concerned. 6+ and it's an honest to goodness happening.

But Yellowstone's structure is heavily fractured and constantly under pressure from the geothermal processes that heat the water in the Basin. That means rocks have plenty of slip to work with and pressure to release. Thus the continual but minimal shakes.

You wouldn't notice a mag-3 quake unless you were literally at ground zero.

>>138508889
i doubt large scale militaries will exist for too long, it's likely that the riots from mass global famines and every economy crashing overnight will cause civilization as we know it to collapse everywhere