HOLY SHIT GUYS

>>138484374
THE SKY IS DARK, I HEAR SCREAMING AND HTE POWER IS OUT, POSTING FROM PHONE

>>138484374
is Christ returning???????? watch stream scared

BREAKING: Reports of multiple explosions across Europe

TURN ON CNN

UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT IN SALEM

Quit teasing guys. Everyone told me it would be a nothing burger. But I dont beleive them.

HOLY FUCK I JUST SAW THE EARTH BLOW UP ON CNN NOW!!! CHECK THE NEWS!

>>138485976
Literally a normal day

the demons are leaving hell. i can hear them.

>>138484374
It was anticlimactic as fuck tbqh. I got blue balls now.

>>138486070
that's the moon

WTF THE SUN AND MOON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>138484374
Yeah it begin faggots like you start to feel their balls

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uh oh guys

I just saw a zombie walking his zombie dog out on the sidewalk, both staring at the eclipse. Fucking based they are.

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>>138486424
THE MOON WAS BUILT BY NASA

WTF IS GOING ON THE FUCKING SKY IS TURNING RED?!?!

MASTER ASIA

GUYS multiple ac130's shooting at the moon!!! what do they know?

>>138485976
Nothing out of the ordinary. Carry on, everyone.

It's raining frogs.

SHIT THE FIRMAMENT HAS BEEN BREACHED

>>138484374
San Francisco here! People dropping dead on the streets! Suspect it's the homosexuals! Wtf is going on??? Why isn't the news covering this?!?

>>138486772
Good, nothing heralds the end of the world better then the sound of 100 billion REEEEEEEEEEE's.

Hillary just surrendered to federal marshals and confessed everything.

HOLY FUCK IT'S LITERALLY GETTING DARK OUTSIDE

>>138484374
Yeah it begin faggots like you start to feel their balls

>>138487012
Lol fag fag fag fag

Only dumb Americans understand your Bible references, the civilized world haven't read the Bible.

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HOLY FUCK LOOK OUTSIDE

>>138486596
that's no moon, it's a space station

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>>138484374
G..g..guys... It's unironically happeding...

>>138487151
That's cause europoors will forever be illiterate.

I'M CURRENTLY POSTING THIS FROM AN ALIEN SPACESHIP, SEND HELP!!! WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO PUT THIS THING UP MY ANUS??? I THOUGHT BLUMPF BANNED ILLEGAL ALIENS.

BREAKING: Unconfirmed reports of ongoing gunfire along the Chinese - Indian border

>>138487277

PRAISE

i don't see anything you niggas

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Cellphone went crazy when I unlocked it, went from webpage to radio repeatedly before opening itself the calculator and once more going crazy pressing the "=" sign before that appeared on screen, what do.

>>138486424
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, (((EUROPEAN)))

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>>138486237
the bong

>>138487344
Lol, this is what you shits get for hating so much.
Enjoy your 2 scoops faggit.

>>138486591
Fucking kek

>>138487410
spoopy

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>>138484374
We need to kill ourselves before the rapture, hurry up!

ITS HAPPENING. EARTHQUAKE HITS YELLOWSTONE VOLCANO

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano

>>138487410
Soak it in cold water for 20 minutes minimum.

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HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING!!!
ANONYMOUS PICTURE OF AN UNIDENTIFIED AIRCRAFT CURRENTLY FLYING OVER RHODE ISLAND CARRYING SOMETHING BELIEVED TO BE AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL BEING

>>138487410Cellphone went crazy when I unlocked it, went from webpage to radio repeatedly before opening itself the calculator and once more going crazy pressing the "=" sign before that appeared on screen, what do.looôôô99oooooiiiiioôoooool

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>>138484374
LARPing

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Did you buy my glasses, goyim?

You're lying. Jack shit is going to happen.

>>138486444
Digits confirm truth

So which one are you, a proper tinfoil who believed something would happen or an edgy kid who is having a blast epic larping?

>>138486596
It's too small for a space station

>>138484374
Breaking.
Multiple eclipse viewing areas under fire by Islamic terrorists casualties in the thousands.
Police responce time hindered due to heavy traffic.

>>138487940
This is the equivalent to an online circle jerk.

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>I saw the moon turn red with blood.

>>138487410
>galaxy s2

Mine used to do that, it would freak out. Your phone is dying son

>>138487151
I read parts but it is boring as fuck for the most part. The Quran (lmao dude let's kill some Jews) and Bhagavad-Gita (basically a fantasy novel starring magical poo in the loos) are much better reads.

MY HOUSE JUST GOT NUKED

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>>138489189
F

>>138484374
Holy shit it really is happening.

http://www.latlmes.com/breaking/multiple-casualty-incident-in-casper-wyoming-1

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REPORTS FROM DC TRUMP HAS ASCENDED INTO THE HEAVENS PRAISE KEK SHADILAY

>>138485976
Part & parcel i'm afraid

happening just flew over my house. get in the bunker lads.

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THE SKY IS FILLING UP WITH GREEN SHIT

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>>138484374
HOLY FUCK

GORILLAS AND LIONS ARE FIGHTING

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>>138492502

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THEY KILLED STEVE

Reporting from Ohio guys.

Kasich is being raptured up while stuffing his face with a hot dog.

>>138485976
oh it's just a mussie again, carry on everythings fine

>>138488677
This.

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>>138484374
GUYS

no word of a lie

bigfoot is here with me watching the eclipse

ama

>>138485976
ok, and?

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>>138491465
Came to post this