HAPPENING: SOLAR ECLIPSE LIVE THEAD

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>>138478209
That's no moon...

>>138478209
the moon is square!!!!

>>138478209
>Waka waka

>>138478306
no it means the earth is flat

>>138478635
shut up faggot

>>138478125
check the catalogue next time and don't use "LEEE HAPPENINGGGGGG" faggot

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Burt Gummer standing by

Reply to this post if your eyes are melting

Guys I just blinded myself and it's not even eclipsing yet

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>>138478209
Oh fuggg :D

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I'm staring at it without goy glasses
Fuck off Alt-left

>>138479166
>Borc cube

lol stormtroopers in Carbondale Illinois

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>>138478209

Those select 20-25% of the population will awaken with great powers, as has been programmed so long ago...

See yours here:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Kentucky reporting in.

No eclipse here, whole thing is a hoax.

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The sun is so bright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxCAMOcq6eE#t=274.850254
Video Related

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t-minus 45mins until we all die?

>>138479818
Can confirm here in Kentucky. This whole thing was a lie.

>>138478125
Just because something happens in america doesn't mean anyone cares. So no happening.

>>138478846
eat my ass out cuck

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MOONMAN MOONMAN CAN'T YOU SEE

>>138479964
This was from the time magazine stream btw

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Stunning !

> in >90% zone
>cloudy
>well its something to look at while mowing my lawn i guess

>>138479818
>>138479935
Also in Kentucky, It's fake, guys.

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>>138478125
How many people will go blind today?

>>138479166
Is that Kado?

>>138479935
Another reporting in from Kentucky, Saw absolutely no change.

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>>138478125
>>138478125
IF YOU LIKE PENIS COLADA
AND SUCKING DICKS IN A TRAIN

>that autistic representation in the background
so progressive

>>138480104
Shitloads

>>138480104
Everyones already blind from the truth my dude.

>>138479649
>Power Negation
Am I dare say it... /ourguy/?

>>138478125
Those folks dancing goes great w/ the thread theme

>>138480104
>Mfw already blind
I've never seen tiddies

>>138480184
>Kentucky inbred power-level doesn't know how to time-zone.

Can someone pls tell me what tiddies look like

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Cloud cover Northeast PA. : (

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>>138478125

WOOOW, MOON IS MOVING JUST LIKE SCIENTISTS PREDICTED WITH SIMPLE MATHS

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS SO IMPRESSING

its not /pol/ you fucking retards, eclipse would be interesting in 5th century where people dont even had a fucking clue. stop Larping as we are at 5th century or some shit..

Nasa stream on Twitch

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ooga booga

Black people can look directly into eclipse without risking eye damage because of melanin in iris of eye. White people cannot without eye damage.

>>138478209
kek

>>138480517
Wat the fåk

>>138478125

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU

>>138478209

the(((moon)).exe has crashed

>>138480517
fugggggg

that kid in audience with paper ba$ketball sign suffers from heaviest form of auti$m I have ever seen.
If dig!ts, during eclipse, he'll go berserk and $laughter a bunch of people.

WHAT IS ALL THE FLICKERING AROUND THE MOON???
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/21/solar-eclipse-2017-watch-live-us-goes-dark-latest-news-images/

>>138480590
BLACKED

>>138480533
>Meanwhile on 5th century /pol/
Can someone please just tell me what tits look like

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Burn, murica, burn

>>138479964
chicken wing eating players

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THEY JUST SAID "IT'S CONTINUING TO HAPPEN" ON THE NASA STREAM!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S HAPPENING!

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>a fat crescent moon
ah, so this is the power of the USA... not bad

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>>138480590

how can there be an eclipse if the earth is flat?

>>138480509
Imagine tiddies are the sun, your head is the moon and your mom is watching you from behind thats a total titty eclipse.

haber si me muero

>>138480816
pls no bully russkie

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xdYswGli04

>>138479166
hahaaaaa

>>138481016
I've never seen the sun, moon or my mom.

Nah this is all NASA's cover up. The earth is flat.

>>138480104
Not nearly enough

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano

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>>138478209
Wait a fucking second...

>>138481248
Shhhiiiieeeeettttt

>>138480949
Allahuakbar!!

>>138478125

No it's not. It's all a lie. A lie, I tell you. The moon is racist because it's white and prevents black faggots from advance in their faggory. Also, you're racist because I'm a fucking retarded liberal.

ah, Charleston

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>>138478125
Heavy clouds all day, wont be able to see shit other than streams, I even baught expensive solar eclipse ray bans.

wooooOOOOOOOoooo

>>138481248
HL3 confirmed?

>>138481127
Whatever you are doing in that underground bunker for The Holy Crusade, I know its going to be worth it!

>>138479348
I got a welding mask bitch!

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B L A C K H O L E S U N

>>138481389
You forgot to buy the special cloud xray goy. Send me $100 and I will send you the download link

> eclipse starts at 11:54am
> at 11:15 thick cloud cover moves in

FUCK

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ITS HAPPENING

>>138479649
do we have to look at it

OMG ITS REALLY HAPPENING THIS TIME. THIS IS NOT A LARP, BROOFS IN THE SKY.

>>138479649
Planar Entity Physiology, huh cool.

360 stream of eclipse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo_gzW84AXY&feature=youtu.be

>>138480000

Nice

HAPPENING

>>138481472
I could be underground idk. My life is fear and blackness. I'm not even sure if the internet is real.

>solar eclipse
>happening
>>>/bant/

>>138481498
FUK

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We all condemn the sun for its hateful action, but what about the other side? Does the moon have any problem? I think it does.

>>138480949

Looks like DRUMPF

>>138480509
squishy onions with like nipples on.

Guys I'm starting to feel weird. I smell sulfur and my left hand is getting warm.

>>138481672
Shit, I don't even need to leave the comfy basement now.

>>138479649
Fairytale warping, that would actually be kinda helpful with those retard s and their harry potter

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>>138480616
>Black people can look directly into eclipse without risking eye damage because of melanin in iris of eye. White people cannot without eye damage.
It's troo

>>138479649
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Knowledge_Erasure
am I the jewish media?

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>>138478125

>>138481774
>politics and current events
>current events

your an retart

Why does this deserve a sticky?
How is it related to politics?
Stupid mods.

It's some rock blocking light from the nearest star, big fucking deal.

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I can feel myself ascending. See you guys on the other side.

>>138479649
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angel_Soul

I am the savior of the white race.

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>>138481072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meP-GLKPekk

>>138479964
spics and niggers need to hang from trees

>>138480533
*tips fedora*

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>tfw live in southern hemisphere

niggers

>>138479649
>Magic Combat
Holy shit I might actually have a chance

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>prepare for shit loads of pics and videos of large mobs of people looking up

>>138478303
That's Photoshop. It's a digital graphics product.

>>138482129
>>138482145
Fuck off racist scum

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It is rising /pol/. The Black Sun is rising. This is it.

>>138478125
In b4 someone shoops merchant silliouette over sun

>>138480061
I know that feel. I'm in Topeka.

>>138482142
There's a few in SA the next few years. They cross Argentina.

>>138482028
it's /ourrock/ blocking the light from /ourstar/ you neanderthal

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THE SIGNAL FOR MUSLIMS ACROSS THE WORLD

>>138482284
Everything will be fine

>>138482259
Post proof or fuck off

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Shit, everything's starting to get dark here lads it's an ominous atmosphere I don't like it.

DON'T LOOK AT THE MOON

San Diego here my eyes are on fire this eclipse can suck my nads

>tfw still remembering the 1999 eclipse
where did all this time go

LONG AGO, IN A DISTANT LAND

is it me or the nasa footage looks fake af?

5 minutes to first contact here. Clouds are rolling in...

>>138482517
It's fake probably

>>138479649
Flammable blood? Even in make believe land my life is shit.

>>138482425
I'm jacking off like mad right now
I feel my ball stew boiling under the eclipse
It wants out
This is going to be a total ejaculation

The more I look at it the more I believe in a flat earth

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>>138478125
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>>138479649

Hey guys! I took a shot!
2nd Civil War definitely habbening!!!

>>138482390
Our time is here.

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>>138479894
t-minus 20mins until we all perish

>>138478125

THE STAR WILL GORGE ON CLAY

>>138479649
>tetralogy
>The power to have absolute control over Science, Magic, Divinity and Philosophy as one single united force. Sub-power of Omnipotence.
holy fuck okay

>>138482517
>>138482598
retards

20 minutes to East Coast first contact.

>>138482766
checked. suck it toothpaste

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9M

>>138479649
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conceptual_Baking
Not bad. Useful for apocalypses, at least.

tip for future exlipses: i spent 20 minutes staring at the siun and will do so everry day until the next eclipse in norawuy. this way i will buold up a tolerance for sunrays and will be able to safly look at the next eclipse without anyu preotection. good luck guys.

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>>138481933
WE

Why does it look so fake
Like a plate covering another plate
Are they both flat? It doesn't look round at all
Does kek even believe in the eclipse it doesn't feel like doubles at all

75% region. Thick cloud cover. I gave the sun the finger and came back inside. Fuck you, eclipse.

>>138482850
>not black hole sun

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>>138479649
>Possibilities Embodiment

Time to rule everything

>>138482900
Lrn2English

>>138480000
rad

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Reminder that if you don't look directly at the sun, you'll miss your chance to get free wizard powers that the jews don't want you to have.

>>138482970
>the apex of african scientific achievement

>>138482295
Dude, get outta that nog infested shit hole. Its not safe.

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>>138482900
I can't tell if this is just norwegian spelling or a product of severe eye damage.

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>>138478125
its a hoax.

>>138482993
you can't tell an object is a sphere unless its sides are illuminated. Since there's no depth to it, it looks like one big black circle.

Anything happen yet?

>>138483015
The voyage of Samsara is more heartfelt in this little sequence. Plus it brings in Sunlight along with samsara so I feel it to be a stronger video.

The retard with the C is back

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>mfw i doesn't come back out again from behind the moon

>>138480949
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Now I'm hungry for Orange Slices.

Super comfy. Having a picnic with mimosas and prosciutto wrapped melon with the wife while watching the eclipse. Who else /comfy/?

>>138483058
lern2humor

>>138478125
>>>/sci/

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>>138479649
>Angel Creation
I can make waifus now, suck my dick.
Speaking of angels, today is Ritsu's birthday

>NASA hired some chunti chola

Last thing I wanted to hear this morning

GO HERE: >>138480625