wow, never thought of it that way...

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>>138476119
What do people in your country do to get rid of their sperm? Lately when I masturbate I don't know what to do with my cum (the last few times the toilet roll has been empty) What do you do in this situation?
Lately I've been rubbing my hands together till the cum just sort of evaporates like hand cream.

>>138476119
>wars are over disagreements
Whoa, such deep thoughts! I bet nobody ever looked at it this way before Neil came along!

>>138476119
>people fight over differing opinions
holy shit really???????

>>138476255
Do you have an innie bellie button? If so, it's a great spot for holding cum. After awhile it builds up and you have this little cum tumbler that you can take up. I stack all mine, i have over 40 at this point.

>>138476255
Amateur. Learn to cum without cum.

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>>138476119

The only way to make sure there is no more armed conflict is obviously to make sure there is no one alive with views in conflict to my own. When shall we schedule your suicide/execution, mr. Tyson?

>>138476119
WOW I'M A BLACK SCIENCE MAN LOOK AT ME

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>>138476119
So far everyone but the First Post Worst Post has been talking about how this is obvious so black science man is stupid. In reality, he's outright fucking wrong.

Wars weren't fought over opinions, the vast majority were fought over resources for fuck's sake.

>We ran out of food
>They have food
>We war or we die

That repeated for about 200,000 years. Black science man needs to put down his buzzfeed app and read a book again.

>>138476119
This is why the nigger has to be the first in the ovens

>>138476119
>this just in; man wins medal for insightful comment. Scholars stunned by dialectic talents. Next Nobel Prize winner assured.

>>138476119
>water is wet

WOW. THIS. IS. DEEP.

>>138476119
>almost
Were any wars fought because everyone shared the same opinion?

>>138476119
And that's supposed to be an authority in science?

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>>138476119
>Nigger intellectual

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>>138476119

Sometimes one of the opposing sides was just a bunch of niggers.

https://wiki.lesswrong.com/wiki/Aumann_agreement

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>>138476119
>affirmative action science nigger

>>138476765
I wouldn't say it's wrong, there's still an underlying opinion to it.

Team A opinion: It would be in our best interest to not share these resources with Team B.

Team B opinion: It would be in our best interest to get team A's resources.

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>>138476765
This or Greed. Does anyone think the 100 years war was about Right, and not the fact that the King of England wanted all that sweet, sweet clay?
Does anyone think the Crusades were about Jesus, and not half the territory stolen from Christian countries by the Moslems?
Does anyone think the 80s year war was about Protestantism and not the fact that Spain wanted Europe's greatest mercantile power?
Does anyone think the Wars of Religion were about Religion and not the fact the Pope wanted that sweet, sweet indulgence money from the Huns?
Those are excuses. There is one cause for War, and it's want.

THANK YOU BASED BLACK SCIENCE MAN!

>>138476119
>people fight over a disagreement
REALLY MADE MY BRAIN GO TURBO!

wow it's almost strange to think that people wouldn't risk their life to fight for something that they didn't believe was true

>>138476255
What's wrong with your socks from the previous day?

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>>138476255
>Lately I've been rubbing my hands together till the cum just sort of evaporates like hand cream.

>>138476119
>when a nigger tries to sound smart

>>138476119
What ever happened to wars for resources? Or imperial expansion?

>>138477567
nah man, he said ''almost all''. Its even more deep! :)

>>138476255
>Constantly rubbing hands

Jew detected

>>138476255
Have you tried ejaculating on to two pieces of loo roll then flushing it? One piece might be sufficient if your ejaculatory force is as low as your IQ.

>>138478370
Why does that abo have a dildo

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>>138478509
topkek
it's funny because it's true

>>138476119
Stark violence is the sire of the world's values.

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>>138476119
>>138476255
>>138476338
>>138476355
This fucking guy.

>>138476765
What where the resources again WWI and WWII where about? I forgot it ...

>>138479163
"Breathing room".

>>138478370
We wuz aboriginals n shiet

>>138476119
Based smart nignog

>>138476255
Catch it with your hand and wash your hands
Or just use an onahole, washing a small one takes about as much work as washing your hands after fapping
>tfw drains are probably gunked up with three years of my man load

>>138476119
>people die if they are killed

>>138478370
I'm glad we're not on there, just so we can't be represented by a Paki.

>>138476119
>we need the resources to live, we don't care about you.

was the primary disagreement, stupid nigger.

>>138476119
This is so mind boggling profound, I just have to sage it.
Once I've recovered, I'll respond anon. But woohoowooshoo---brain fried at the moment! Overload!

>>138476119
>negroe intellectuals
Can't wait until Jamal Einnegerstein explains the wonders of addition and substraction to an audience of dozens in the first university built entirely out of mud after white people are gone.

>>138479608
Funny that they show an abo for an Australian.
Abos weren't even viewed as human beings by law in Australia until the 60ties.

>>138479608
And Ukranians are shown as one Russian and one Polish girl. I guess someone has territorial claims, lol

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>>138476119
He used to be based. Then he smelled money.

>>138479163
Actually ww2 was fought largely over food. Hitler was paranoid about another British blockade which starved Germany in the first war. The living room that Hitler wanted was prime agricultural land from the Soviet union, on which Germany relied massively on for grain imports.

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>>138479163
You're joking, right? WW2 was right after the Great Depression.

Every country in Europe was going broke and couldn't sustain their population. World War 2 is one of the best examples for my case, not yours.

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>>138476119
Well no shit, dumbass. You're not saying anything profound or "deep" and you don't need a degree in quantum physics to figure that shit out. If anything, it just shows how out of touch these retards are where they're just now putting 2 and 2 together.

>>138476119
>that is myclay
>no, it's my clay
>lol wars are only fought because tehy have diferent ideas on what is true xd

no shit.

"This land is our land."
"We agree with your sentiment, and that's why we're here to kill you."

Why is it that nigs always say the most obvious shit, and then act like they are being totally profound and original and #woke?

>>138476562
well shit i want a star crunch now.

>>138476255
I flick it into one of my houseplants

One of the true intellectuals of our time. Praise be based black science man who fought racism and freed all the slaves

>>138481805
For the same reason that we praise children for doing basic tasks that adults are expected to perform autonomously

>>138476255
I usually keep it in my foreskin and walk over the toilet or trashcan.

>>138476119
Except that's fucking wrong you retard

>>138479130
hello newfriend.

>>138478370
lel, MexiKanker.

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>ctrl+f "black science man"
>five results

EVERY TIME

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>>138476119
Stupid because it implies leaders that start wars are all fanatics operating under different realities. Land disputes can appear to either be
>we both are entitled to this land
or else
>x country owns this land
>I want this land
>I own this land
>y country wants this land

You could say that it's the historian that operates on the separate reality. Greed out of delusion exists, but so does greed that's just plain greed, or it can be greed out of necessity.

>>138476255
>he actually cums when cumming

gay

>>138486138
t.nog it

>>138476119
Isn't that a direct quote from someone else?

>>138476765
>it's your opinion that you should keep living on your land
>we disagree

>>138476562
>>138481841
Seems like an opportunity for selling the product that has yet to get more attention.

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>>138476119
This can't be real

>>138476765
While you're correct, the catalyst that ignites the war can vary.

>>138476119
>If you shrunk the milky way galaxy down to the size of a beach ball it would still be larger than the sun.
>-Black science man

>>138476119
So some wars are started for no reason, because both sides are in agreement?

>>138486587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-7mQhSZRgM

Almonds: WOKED

>>138476119
Pseudo-intellectual.

It depresses me that this got 40,000 likes.

>>138479163
WW1
>Great Britain, France and Russia; the old-school colonial powers with vast resource bases in their colonies and enormous markets for their goods vs Germany; the ambitious, overachieving latecomer who wants his own slice of the African resource cake (Austria was basically irellevant to the grand scheme of things in WW1); also Ottoman and Persian oil
WWII
>OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL
>seriously though, the African campaign, the goal of Stalingrad, the German intervention in Romania, the British intervention in Iraq, the US embargo on Japan and subsequent Japanese aggression - it was all about the black liquid gold known as crude oil
>also, Nazi Germany wanted total autarchy, both for food (hence the need for Lebensraum) and for strategic resources

does that answer your question?

>>138476119
It's so fucking fake...

EVERY SINGLE ONE conflict in human history was coused by greed for money, power and influance which are almost synonymous.

differences between people are just a motivation for manpower to make all that efford in the name of their ruler.

>>138476976
ah-bloo-bloo

>>138476119
No, almost all the armed conflict in the history of the world was disputes over territory and resources. The "different things" they thought were "true" were "If we kill all those fuckers we can take/keep this shit."

This dumb ass motherfucker, I swear. If he was white he'd be a janitor.

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>>138476119
The point is that there is only one truth and people still believe in retarded shit. (like god)

>>138486954
But both sides disagreed on who should have the money and power.

>>138486904
The average person is so retarded that you can now say the most obvious statements and be thought of as profound.

This is especially true for black people who likely follow LE BLACK SCIENCE MAN!
Of course plenty of limp wristed redditors and teenage girls do too, but they are also retarded.

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>>138476119
Gosh, it's almost like politicizing science should be seen as one of the dumbest moves he could ever possibly make then. And yet him and Bill both do, then lament about how their actions have consequences.

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>>138476119
Faggot,

Eclipse thread

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>>138486587
Are these fakes? He can't be possibly this stupid.

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>>138476119
>mfw

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>>138486138
>tfw everything can be hacked, and everyone

>>138476487
damn i thought i was the only one that could do this bro

>>138476966
Yep. I thought the oil was valuable, they thought the oil was valuable. And we fought over it.
Sometimes people fight over money, natural resources and strategic geography. then they tell the people who have to fight a bunch of bull shit. But the central reason is always money and power.

>>138487573
>there is only one truth
>things can only be interpreted in one way
Enlighten us, oh wise one.

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>>138476119

>>138476119
About to really fire roast your peanut

We
Are
Right

>>138476119


http://imgur.com/Bx186Zs

>>138493846
>linking an image on an image board
Fuck off back to r*ddit.

>>138476255
Sell it at a sperm bank, retard.

>>138487675
>But both sides disagreed on who should have the money and power.
kek. literally has never happened. even under democracy the populace is usually split in opinion, regardless of time and place in history.

>>138476119
Sorry Neil, stick to pop science. Rarely has a war been thought for ideological purposes throughout history. Pretty much every war is fought for territory, where both sides want that territory, usually in the form of one wanting to gain land while the other wants to keep their land. Even in WW2, while it is said today we were fighting to end fascism, it came down to Hitler wanting his land (Lebensraum) and the Allies defending their land. The whole ending fascism thing wasn't on peoples' minds until it was over and we needed a narrative to make the "last great war" seem more epic and finalizing to human history.

>>138476119
really pickles your rickle..

>>138486587
>Have a PhD from Columbia in astrophysics
>Get BTFO in your own field by a guy with a BS in mechanical engineering who specializes in kids' shows.

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>>138476119
black intellectuals

>>138496379
sorru neil, the multitude of different events that happen in conjunction for a specific war to start can actually always be boiled down to one side saying i want ur land and the other side saying no. better luck next time black science guy.

>>138476765
Wow i didn't know Nam was a resource haven

>>138476119
>therefore everyone should believe exactly the same thing

>>138483063
Are you saying that you made like, a baggy out of your foreskin to hold cum?
God damn belgians.

>>138476119
Its arguably not even true but even if it is then it's a substanceless observation.

That said, is it a real tweet or another fake one?

>>138498332
https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/832352653053095937?lang=en

>>138490211
Something tells me that he's a convincing fabrication and that everything he says in interviews or public appearances is read from a script.

>>138499757
Yeah, but you would think, they would choose one of those 100+ IQ niggers.

>>138476119
Wow, so profound, so thought provoking.

>>138478370
>Chinka

lol

>>138476487
please explain ? i always wanted to do that but cant.

>>138476255
cumrag or you can hold it in your foreskin and go to the bathroom sink

>>138476119
Really made me think, thanks.

War is always waged for resources and influence. Don't need to be a physicist to figure that one out.

>>138476119
No shit Sherlock. Water is wet too?

>>138476119
>Believed the same truth to be different things

FTFY

>>138476255
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good and horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. Use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

>>138505055
This sounds like a lot of work for nothing..
Tl;dr Hurr durr cum on birds

>>138498128
>>138476255

the foreskin expands as needed, it's pretty easy to hold the end like a baloon and watch it expand until you're ready to bloop that load into the toilet.

>>138476355
Almost variably summed up as
>I want to kill that guy
>That guy doesn't want to be killed
really got my noggin joggin

>>138477388
Tyson's opinion is pseudo-intellectual BS that is a fast track to being a cuck.

His point is if that we talk and his opposition only gives in there will be peace.

Power, control, wealth, and land are the only drivers. The intellectual/philosophical/religious tones only serve as propaganda mechanisms to gather forces on a particular side who wants control, power, wealth, and land. Tyson is either deluded or a manipulative asshole.

>>138476255
Wow, almost as disgusting as Chris Chan's orange soda/sperm drink. I prefer mine with diet soda.

>>138476255
I hate to admit this, but I've been using this one sock for the last 3 months. I've masturbated into it probably 100+ times at this point. Its not gross or anything though somehow
If someone can (you) me trips, I'll take a pic for you all of it

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>>138476562
more rare science niggers plzzz

really cycled up my gatling laser

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>>138486294
dat niggas high af

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>>138476119
>ASTONISHING REVELATION MADE BY MAGICAL SPACE SCIENCE NEGRO MAN RIDING THE COAT TAILS OF CARL SAGAN
I'm honestly kind of happy that people like this that reject God will be just removed from existence entirely as if they were never created. Just like how they wanted, really.

His point is to get people on both sides to understand they need to talk about their different values it wasn't supposed to be insightful as both sides avoid seeing the other complexly.

>>138476255
Close your urethra at the base

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almond status = activated

>During the reigns of both Elizabeth I and James VI & I, some Protestants who adhered to forms of Puritanism escaped persecution in England and Scotland by settling in Ireland.[12] Here they were openly welcomed by the state-sponsored Church of Ireland for their strong anti-Catholicism and dedication to preaching, which it highly sought.

>Throughout the reigns of Elizabeth I and James I, several plantations occurred seeing the arrival of British settlers, the majority of which were Protestant.

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>nigthink.png