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I've started believing in god again. Been meaning to read the Bible... Anyway someone close to me died and I think now is a good time. Which Bible do I get?
I already have a nice new testament one but wanted the whole bible.
Thanks in advance
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>>138475720
Skeptic's Annotated
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>>138475720
New King James Version. It's really the best you can get in the English language. They went to a lot of trouble to get it right, and the New King James gets rid of the "thee" and "thou" Old English words to make it easier for a modern reader.
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It doesn't really matter. I read the King James, but primarily because I like its aesthetic. If you read scripture prayerfully, inviting the Holy Spirit to elucidate the meaning to you, meditating on what you find confusing and asking to be shown the path, it will be given unto you. The translation itself doesn't matter THAT much. Just find one you like and read it. Actually read it. Then worry about comparing translations, digging in to the Greek, Aramaic, or Hebrew, and so on.

"If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him." James 1:5

"Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto
you:

For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened." Matthew 7:7-8

These are promises made to us. Seek, brother, and ye shall find.
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KJV
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>>138475720
KJV

https://youtu.be/I98SDiZC72E

https://youtu.be/mkfpS51fx4M

https://youtu.be/FAgDXZfOfx0
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>>138475720

Read the Quran brother, Christianity is a false religion do not fallfor their lies.
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>>138475923
>>138476213
>>138476249
thanks guise
>>138475818
no offense but I dont want to pick apart the bible to find flaws in it just yet, I just want to read the bible.
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>>138476609
I would genocide every one of you if I could.
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>>138475720
I actually highly highly recommend this app.

It is insanely good. I got a grasp of the Old Testament in a week.
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>>138475720
Douay–Rheims Bible

Anyone saying KJV is well meaning but ultimately a retarded prottie.

KJV isn't too bad though if you can't find the above.
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>>138476720
Yeah thats gotta stop.

Jews are #1 enemy.

Muslims are generally kind, intelligent people and if you approach them the rifhr way, they will turn to Christ. They have been subverted by the Jews harder than anyone else because Ishmael was a warrior and therefore a threat.
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>>138475923
King james bible has the verse "suffer not a witch to live" where the greek word should have translated to something like poisoner (including context, without would have been something like apothecary or some such).

This directly led to the witch burnings, because of his prejudice and paranoia of others hundreds if not thousands were unjustly murdered.

There are better translations.
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>>138476926
That's some snobby bullshit unless you can back up your claim. Watch the videos here on why KJV
>>138476576
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>>138476720
I'm a white Canadian who converted to Islam, are you would genocide your white brothers?
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>>138477024
Bullshit. That's when crazy cultists misuse the Bible.


4 They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act.

5 Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?

6 This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not.

7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

8 And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground.

9 And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst.

10 When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee?

11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.

12 Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.
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>>138476742
>nazi flag
>christcuck

"And Jesus said unto them: Gas the kikes, race war now!"

You make Jesus proud, christcuck.
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>>138475720
there are thousands of versions of the Holy Bible the best one i have found that is the best is KJV it has the most truths but you can see that it has been tampered with just like all others versions
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>>138477383
>German flag
>believes the holocaust story
>atheist

The Jews really won. What an embrassment

Hitler Arrested Baron Louis De Rothschild
http://beforeitsnews.com/power-elite/2015/09/hitler-arrested-baron-louis-de-rothschild-2449826.html
https://archive.is/tYZyn

Hitler versus Rothschild
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wk7F3OYhp4Q

Child Prostitution in Weimar Republic

British historian Sir Arthur Bryant describes throngs of child prostitutes outside the doors of the great Berlin hotels and restaurants. He adds: “Most of them—the night clubs and vice resorts—were owned and managed by Jews. And it was the Jews among the promoters of this trade who were remembered in after years.”

Sir Arthur Bryant, Unfinished Victory (1940), pp. 144-145

https://zaidpub.com/2013/09/26/the-sexual-decadence-of-weimar-germany-by-lasha-darkmoon/
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>>138477383
True, man.
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>>138477656
>The Jews really won

That makes Kikelord Jesus a winner, then.
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>>138475720
THE KING JAMES VERSION, of course.
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>>138477727
>thinking youre edgy by talking about subjects you are too edgy to read

You dont even know the Bible.
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>>138477819
Check the ID
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>>138475818
Cucked jew
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>>138477884

I was talking about Jesus, not the Bible. I assume the don't really teach you reading comprehension in sunday school.

"Jesus" and "bible" are singular terms referring to different things. If I had wanted to refer to the bible, I would have said "bible".

>me: X
>you: oh my GOD, you just don't get Y!

Christcuck education, everyone.
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>>138475720
Unless you are an Episcopalian, you should be reading only one kind of bible and that is the KJV you fucking uncultured faggot
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>>138478116
You are one of the least intelligent kike trolls I have come across. Jesus and the Bible are synonymous.

John 1:14

14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.
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But the Bible is so thoroughly edited by man how can anyone trust it as the true word of God when books have been mindfully added and omitted? Does this not dilute your relationship with God?
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>nazi flag
>read the book of kikes
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>>138475720
NKJV

"best of all worlds"
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>>138478333
Please refer to the first of these 3 videos. It explains how King James commissiones 54 of Europes smartest, multi-lingual editors to peer-review the Hebrew and Greek translations. God also promised to preserve His Word.>>138476576
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Protestant - King James Version, especially useful as there are a thousand references to it in english literature
Catholic - Douay-Rheims, traditional catholic in traditional english
Orthodox - Orthodox Study Bible, because let's face it, you probably can't read the greek language
pick whichever your ancestors belonged to and shut up
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>>138478311
>Jesus and the Bible are synonymous.

No. Jesus was a fictional person. The bible is a book.

A book is not a person, little christcuck. A book doesn't have limbs, nor a pulse. It doesn't even have a face. I hope you can follow me here.
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>>138475720
KJV
Everything else is Alexandrian corrupted.
Even the NKVJ
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>>138475720
Alot of people already said it. KJV is the best, it gets alot of verses right that other versions get wrong

KJV
"A light shines in the darkness, and the darkness comprehendeth not"

as opposed to
"...darkness overwhelmeth not" big difference in meaning in the same verse.
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>>138478431
Literally every leaf is Terrance and Phillip.

>>138478483
Unfortunately not, according to the videos I posted.>>138476576
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>>138475720
KJV for sure
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>>138475720
The Geneva Bible. It is what the original settlers of America used. It's better to read then the cryptic KJV.
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>>138478333
if you have questions or question a verse seek God ask him
"If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him." James 1:5

"Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto
you:

For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened." Matthew 7:7-8

it works i have tested it
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>jesusfags

Wait, people really read this shit? This thread is not a satire?
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>>138478686


JESUS IN THE TALMUD:

Horrible Blasphemies Against Jesus Christ

While it is the standard disinformation practice of apologists for the Talmud to deny that it contains any scurrilous references to Jesus Christ, certain Orthodox Jewish organizations are more forthcoming and admit that the Talmud not only mentions Jesus but disparages him (as a sorcerer and a demented sex freak). These orthodox Jewish organizations make this admission perhaps out of the belief that Jewish supremacy is so well-established in the modern world that they need not concern themselves with adverse reactions.

For example, on the website of the Orthodox Jewish Hasidic Lubavitch group--one of the largest in the world--we find the following statement, complete with Talmudic citations:

"The Talmud (Babylonian edition) records other sins of 'Jesus the Nazarene':

1) He and his disciples practiced sorcery and black magic, led Jews astray into idolatry, and were sponsored by foreign, gentile powers for the purpose of subverting Jewish worship (Sanhedrin 43a).

2) He was sexually immoral, worshipped statues of stone (a brick is mentioned), was cut off from the Jewish people for his wickedness, and refused to repent (Sanhedrin 107b; Sotah 47a).

3) He learned witchcraft in Egypt and, to perform miracles, used procedures that involved cutting his flesh, which is also explicitly banned in the Bible (Shabbos 104b).

End quote from http://www.noahide.com/yeshu.htm (Lubavitch website) June 20, 2000.

[Note: we have printed and preserved in our files a hard copy of this statement from the Lubavitch"Noah's Covenant Website," as it appeared on their website at http://www.noahide.com on June 20, 2000, in the event that denials are later issued and the statement itself suppressed].

=====

I'm also imagining how beta you look. Marxist atheists usually are non-aesthetic losers.
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>>138479252
Trudeua slimechild checking in. Why cant you get a grasp of your own Godless country first, goof
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>>138479360
>I'm also imagining how beta you look.

As beta as an anorexic Jew nailed to a cross?
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>>138475720
KJV
If you can't understand it then you need to learn to read.
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>>138475720
Ignore the KJV cult. It has real literary value, but it's inferior to almost any subsequent translation. If someone starts talking about "corrupt Alexandrian manuscripts," ignore them. If someone starts talking about "textus receptus," ignore them. Anyone who talks about "missing verses" or "Bible correctors," ignore.

The real question is not which Bible but, since you said you want "the whole Bible," what do you mean by that? Protestant canon, Catholic canon, Orthodox canon, Ethiopian canon?

The NRSV has the whole Protestant, Catholic, and Orthodox canon, and there are good annotated editions, but I'm not a big fan of the translation. The ESV fixes a lot of the NRSV problems, but there's only one edition with the apocrypha. If you're Protestant, it's probably the best balance between readability and dignity.
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>>138479530
>Trudeua slimechild checking in

And here we have a magnificent example of a christcuck turning the other cheeck.

Jesus must be so proud.
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>>138475720
>I've started believing in god again.

come on you lukewarm sissy
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>>138479552
It will all be judged. You have glossed over every anti-Communist image I have attached to every post. You are either:

1) Pathetic atheist who ran into a brick wall(me) and wont concede.
2) A Jew.
3) Regurgitating what a slightly less beta colleague of yours has done and had "success" with.


Look at the thread. Now look at your energy expenditure to enter and derail it.

You will be cast in the lake of fire. I cant tone it down for 2017; that is what will happen to you. Repent or something.
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>>138479671
Nothing more pathetic than an enemy of Christ attempting to use My Bible as ammunition. You are literally of satan.
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>>138480057

This is exactly what Jesus would have said.

He would be so proud. Onward, christcuck soldier!
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>>138480298
The funny thing is: you would never press men like me in real life. I see this all the time. No matter how reprobate their oponion or words, no atheist will stand their ground or start swinging in real life. You're a coward.
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>>138479660
>gender-inclusive

Get the Orthodox Study Bible.
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I have an ESV with apocrypha but I only use it as a memory aide, its terrible for research and study.

I recommend going to one of those bible sites where they list verses from all the versions next to one another as I dont think there is one definitive "perfect" copy of the bible. doing a little research on why all these different versions exist won't hurt either.
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>>138475720
Same OP nihilism has destroyed my life.
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>>138477383
Jesus fought the Jews who wanted money and business and would break any thing sacred for money and they killed him for standing up to them

they told the masses that Jesus used sorcery and had an unclean spirit
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>>138475720

Get this Bible in Pic related. Then read the following books to truly understand Chrisitanity and what it means to be Christian.

>Spiritual Counsels I: With Pain and Love for Contemporary Man
>Spiritual Counsels II: Spiritual Awakening
>Spiritual Counsels III: Spiritual Struggle
>Spiritual Counsels 4: Family Life
>Spiritual Counsels V: Passions and Virtues

I'll pray for you and your journey. God Bless, and Lord have mercy on all of our souls.
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“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone…” – Jesus

"It doesn’t exist in the oldest, most authentic manuscripts. That’s right – it is simply not found in the earliest copies of the Gospel of John."

Look it up yourself

http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=29440
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>>138481466
Except we know the story from independent sources from ~150 AD, which belongs to the class of 'oldest' manuscripts. Same thing with John 5:7, Acts 8:36, etc. There's a reason all of these appeared in the KJV, because the KJV is the inspired Word of God in the English language.
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>>138480483
>fyte me irl!!!

Christcucks, everyone.
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>>138477099
a fucking leaf
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>>138482215
>not even a single argument against God
You're just angry with God.
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>>138482536
>why aren't you arguing against the things I want you to be arguing against
>this is not faaaaaaair
>waaaaaaah, waaaaah

Christcucks, everyone.
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>>138482684
>He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still: and he that is righteous, let him be righteous still: and he that is holy, let him be holy still (Revelation 22:11).
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>>138483313
>Let he who is without dignity nor achievements quote the first verse (Objective Reality, season 1).
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>>138483933
Why are you so angry? Our kingdom is not of this world. This is a temporary life, that we make better by following God's laws, but we are looking for a heavenly Jerusalem and a life beyond this life. Your works are as filthy rags before God.
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>>138483933
>A cuck and his butt plug are soon parted.

In case you were unclear: "cuck" refers to you, and "butt plug" refers to your mythology.
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>>138475720

Learn Hebrew and Greek. Get a Hebrew Old Testament and Greek New testament to read the entirety without translation errors.
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>>138477099

Do you face Mecca and pray three times a day? Do you read your Qur'an in Arabic?

If not enjoy going to hell.
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>>138475720
Download e-Sword, it's free and gives definitions of every single word.
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>>138475923
The thee and thou are the one of the best features of the KJV, because thee/thou/thine is singular whereas you/ye are plural. It actually better reflects what the original text means.
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>>138475720
The most complete version of the bible is the official catholic bible.
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>>138488104
Sorry, that's a corrupted version based on the satanic Alexandrian texts.
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>>138488104
>~4th Century AD
>"St." Augustine perverts the Church by having Jewish orgies
>guilt.jpg
>Reverses 300-fucking-years of anti-Judaism doctrine from the Vatican
>CryptoJews/Donmëh enter and rise through the ranks of the Church for 2 centuries

This happens:
https://youtu.be/isskmxLG28k
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>>138488104
There is no official Catholic bible in English.
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>>138475720
Get a Catholic or Orthodox Bible. Protie Bibles have many books missing.
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>>138485816
It's five times mongoloid
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