THIS IS A DEFCON1 ALERT BIG BONG IS KILL BRIT BONGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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bongland is officially newpakistan

>>138472982
United Kingdomistan

>>138472982
gotta be photoshopped

Not real thank god.

London has fallen

It's not so much switching off the chime. It's that 4 years (or, more likely 6 years) is a very long time.
There's a high chance of them not switching it on again when the repairs are done, because they are afraid it will offend muslims.

>>138472982
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>>138473250
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

this is a metaphor for the beginning of the dark times. London is dead. Run!

Yanks leave the bants to the canucks, brits and Aussies.

You yanks are rubbish at it

>>138472982
Solution found

https://mobile.twitter.com/thisisFoxx/status/899627170338922501/video/1

Its for four years for restoration works. Luton had it done recently. It happens every 12 years or so.

However, the call to prayers are an official time teller these days anyways and the muslims were the ones who complained about our Catholic church bells every Sunday morning.
I don't practice religion, but the sikh temples have had their flag pole removed because it was 0.5mtr taller then the central mosque's tower.

Luton is prime example of the metaphorical shit hitting the metaphorical fan...

>>138472982
To think we would taunt Brite about a call to prayer a few months ago, fucking chaos timeline.

>The ravens will starve

>>138473191
Part of it is real. No bongs for four years, at least.

>>138473257
This.

Off topic shitposting shill slide thread, fuck off. This was known, Big Ben is older than America the continent, it's having repairs. It's a shame America can't have any repairs, only Black Lives Matter and shills.

Kill yourselves, or better yet, get nuked during the eclipse.

Thank you, have a nice day!

>>138472982
Are Muslim calls to prayer legal in the UK? Wtf

>>138474850
>legal
they're mandatory

>>138474533
>the faggot will larp

>4 years to fix a clock
??

>>138474815
>Big Ben is older than America the continent
U retarded bong? Lay of the shawarma

>>138472982
APOCALYPSE WEEK
To coincide with the US solar eclipse on 21 August, BBC Future is running a special series about the end of the world.

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20170821-how-to-survive-the-end-of-the-world

>>138472982
>Being this fucking stupid.
They've been talking about this for a while. They're gonna fix up the bongs so that whenever it does bong. England intensifies.

>>138472982
>current year
>bongs cannot into time
sad

>>138474815
Older than Earth, too, innit?

>>138472982

London bridge WILL fall down, my fair lady.

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>>138475461
Yes it's older than this Earth..

>>138465007

Also the images were edited in /brit/pol. You stupid American fucks take our in jokes and spread them around as if they're facts. Just fucking die, I hope Yellowstone goes off and you all die. Fucking retards with your retarded boats crashing into oil tankers. USELESS FAGGOTS! DIE DIE DIE!

>>138475235
It's true, old chap. The old big bonger is older than atoms themselves.

>>138475235
>shawarma
*kebab

>>138475165
it's government contract work, of course it's going to take 4 years to fix. It will also go over budget and have 10 times the amount of contractors needed to actually complete the job, which will make the estimated delivery even more puzzling.

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Saw this post on Facebook today.

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>>138472982
Christ, give a guy a fucking heart attack.

>>138473291
LARPing with LARP flags is still shitposting.

>>138473154
No, just edited with the browser console. What it actually says is that it's being turned off for repair, which should be completed in 2021.

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>>138472982
Goodnight Bongs

>>138472982
Do the guys who have to hand wind Big Ben get paid? Are they going to get laid off?

>>138472982
Can't be true

>>138480848
They replaced the clockwork with an electric motor a few years ago, even though the clockwork was still running perfectly.

>>138472982
The 12th imam will be arriving shortly. Have a safe flight.

>>138472982
This is obviously fake news, for fuck's sake /pol/ pull your head outta your ass.

They're repairing BB as of last week (the week before) and it's projected to be down for approx. 3 years while renovations are made.

Big Ben Falls Silent
>FOR REPAIRS
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-40995854

>>138475165
It took 10 years to renovate the Capitol Building in the US which is basically just a big ass dome. This is nothing new.

>>138472982
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHA

*breathe*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAG

There will still be bongs. Just prerecorded bongs instead of live bongs.

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>>138472982
>tick tock
oh no, it stopped