Wtf that could feed like a million homeless people

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>>138464412

That what soup kitchens and charities are for.

>>138464412
oy vey! why aren't the goyim working!?!

Fake News.

>>138464816
NBC isn't fake news cause trump doesn't like them you fucking moron.

>>138464816
This.

>>138464412
Then why don't the homeless skip in during the time the normies are watching the eclipse and work for themselves?

>>138464910
They are fake news because of bullshit click bait title's like the OP. Fag.

>>138464412
It's two minutes across one day. Surely Christmas is worse. Let's ban Christmas.

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>>138464412
FUCKING IDIOTS YOU ARE VIEWS AS NOTHING MORE THAN $ IT DOESNT FACTOR IN THE SANCTIFICATION OF THE INDIVIDUAL SHUT UP CLOCK IN DO YOU JOB OHH THERE IS SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENING FUCK THAT SHIT GET BACK TO WORK YOU MUST FEED THE MACHINE THAT CAN EASILY REPLACE YOU

>solar eclipse
>look at it
>oh cool
>just wasted $700,000,000
Fuck OP you really made me think with that one

>>138465477
>SANCTIFICATION
> VIEWS
VIEWED
SATISFACTION

I called in sick today.
If they're gonna force overtime on us then I get a whole day for the eclipse.
Fucking greedy niggers.

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>>138465602
>>solar eclipse
>>look at it
>>oh cool
>> why am i even doing this job i fucking hate
look how amazing this world can be
>> brake away from the slave chains

>literal proof the earth isn't flat

>>138464412
>be Burger
>waste $700000000 on a pointless eclipse
Typical

>>138464412
>when the moon makes america dark and it loses money in the millions
Pottery

>>138466214
Anon you don't disprove a psyop. You just give it strength arguing against it.

>AIR IS REAL
>WATER IS REAL
>LIGHT IS REAL
>GRAVITY IS REAL

Wrong. Nothing is real. Not ever your brain or you are real. Existence is made up by NASA to trick you into believing you exist. Debate me.

Do you understand now? You wouldn't debate me, because you only debate reasonable people. If you debate illogical, unreasonable people, you don't get an educated discussion that includes facts.

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>>138464412

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>>138464412
MAKE NO ATTEMPT TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE.

PRODUCE PRODUCE PRODUCE!

>>138465477
ill take 1, 6, 8 and 16 as well as 7

>>138464412
Trumps fault! Quick lets riot and destroy our oppressive towns!

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>>138464412
>measuring productivity in a service sector driven economy

Be gone, meme flag.

>>138464412
>commie
>caring about productivity
???????

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>>138464412
Yes. This is awful. If you skip cubicle work for 2 hours for a once in a lifetime event, you are destroying our great nation.

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>>138464816
Wrong

This is how they get away with it, the article is not fake. the fact that its irrelevant in every way does not make it fake news.

Bait article is more fitting and you've clearly taken the bait

>>138465267
>implying they're not trying to ban Christmas

Threadly reminder that all yellow-flag posters are literally insane.


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>>138464412
People are dumb, who cares if the sun is covered up, fucking most boring shit ever

>>138469550
>carry on as if it were just another day
>watch a 2 minute video of it
im picking both for sure

>feeding homeless people
>instead of sterilizing them

wew lad

>>138464412
>$700 million in lost productivity
>majority of the labor force would only see $7 million divvied between all the workers while $693 million does to the head honchos of each business

This is why I don't give a shit. Fuck disparaging wages

>>138464412
Our owners must be feeling the need to make up for lost time.

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>>138464412
Late stage capitalism

>Back to work goyim

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>>138464412
>wanting to feed the homeless

instead of pressing them into service
foolish commie

>>138464412
.003% annual GDP.
Assuming that's a real statistic, it won't have the tiniest impact on shit.

>>138464412
for a couple of months

you know what else would end their hunger? a bullet

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>>138469976
capitalism 101 make the proles feel they are important the true capitalism already know most people wont be ordering for those 3 mins give the proles another 2 mins to get back inside 5 mins brake in their minds than they will feel important and u will have gain moral capatal over them

>>138470302
BASED

>>138464412
>Stupid goyim, get back to work for the future of Israel and forego all recreation. Also give your women to the dark colored golem.

>>138469976
If we lived under communism this wouldn't happen. There would be no Mcdonalds because we would have no food, which is a good thing cause Americans are fat anyways.

>>138470302
Wow are you telling me only about 25% of the Earth is land and most totality solar eclipses are aligned over the oceans?
That dumb nigger should know a thing or two about ships and oceans, considering how he arrived to the first world.

>>138470302
what a fucking faggot, everyone fucking knows that. its about the path of the eclipse. can't believe this guy is considered "intelligent"

>>138464910
>$700M in lost productivity due to an eclipse
>not fake news
I don't hate you, I pity you my man.
You're the victim.

>>138470302
fucking kill joy we need to feel like shit matters the nature of war has change so we cant just point and hate one thing we get to believe in and this asshole ruining it

>>138470894
This. >>138464910 the mere fact that they are thinking in those terms should tell you something.

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>>138464412

>Once in a lifetime event
>It will cost america all that money!

>>138470302
yea but the fist over america in 90 years, even I know that black science man.

>>138464412
Imagine how much productivity is lost every day because so many niggers aren't still slaves and instead rely on gibs and fucking white guys wives while their husbands are working?

>>138470302
He needs to stop being condescending. I agree with all of (you).
>>138470566
>>138470842
>>138470889
>>138471018

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>>138464412
Well the sun turns into a nigger for a fee minutes, what do u expect

>>138464412

If the homeless wants to eat, then they can get off their fucking lazy asses and get a damn job.

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>>138471078
this is the equivalent of the wage gap argument

>>138470833
Fat Americans are the greatest untapped energy source in the world. If you could harness all that trapped energy in their fat, say by having all overweight and obese Americans peddle stationary bikes attached to generators, it would equal the power output of the sun for 3 months.

>>138464412
hope they aren't counting niggers. they have 0 productivity every day

>(((productivity)))

>>138470833

Oh fuck off you moron. You don't even know what communism is. This fucking retarded fantasy of yours is nothing more than your own wet dream. Communism NEVER works. If you ever picked up a history book, you'd know that. But you liberals are so fucking stupid, I'd be surprised if you even know what a history book is.

I'm even more surprised that you were able to get that donkey dick out of your mouth long enough to even post.

>>138464910
>>138464910
youre right, they are fake news because they publish literal fake news. trump not liking them is incidental

>>138470302
>oh lawdy lawdy grabity is a reel mirakl and nassa needs mo money fo dem pograms
>like calm down guys, solar eclipse are totally whack, not like passports, amirite?

>>138471659
The joke
------------------
Your head.

>>138464412
Wtf I hate Eclipses now! Bad goy!

>>138471286
Imagine is whites would also be slaves to the Asian master race. Asians invented productivity.

>>138464412
People using their vacation days to view an astronomical event is now "lost productivity"

Media is retarded.

>>138471867
>There would be no Mcdonalds because we would have no food
this.
>>138471659
Take that L

Eclipseses be raycis an sheet cuz all dem white bois not be werkin to pay muh gibs.

>>138469976
>3 minutes
They don't even have enough time to drive anywhere or meet up with any friends.
Surprised they didn't include milliseconds.

All of this madness is for money, this is proof enough.

Does it really take a tweet by NBC for /pol/ to finally realize how fucking awful and corrupt corporate America is?

>>138470302
>>138470842
OMG, I'm fucking dying.

I'm not going to catch a plane to Brazil next time there's a fucking eclipse over land, or set sail to the doldrums in order to catch a glimpse of the moon's direct shadow. Someone should kick this guy off the internet.

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>>138469976
>>138472243
I have been dying for 3 minutes because of this pic

>>138464412
$700,000,000?

So, like, .0004% of the United States' GDP. Even if that was all on just my home state of Massachusetts, it would only be about .13% of our Gross State Product.

I think we'll be okay.

>>138472437
>>138472103
wrong guy

>>138472281
More like how jewish it is.

>>138464412
And I celebrate the fact that this money will never feed a million homeless people.

>>138471659
retard

>>138470302
And of course everybody can pay a trip once every two years to the exact spot the eclipse happen. Gotcha.
STUPID FUCKING NIGGER.

>>138471396
UNDERRATED

>>138464412
>back to work wage slaves, our wealth is more important than the wonders of the universe

>>138464412
Dumb bitch neglects to mention how much money was made off of it..

Fake news!

What's the point of this? How many people did they dedicate to investigating this? How much money did NBC waste concocting this meaningless tweet?

>>138464412
just imagine how much is fucked away by women on facebook

Where is this number coming from? It feels like NBC is just kind of pulling it out of their ass.

>>138464910
How will we lose 700 Million in lost productivity?

>>138466637
>implying NASA is real
You cucked yourself

>>138477522
>Not a real argument.
Literally. It's not real. If you are not real, and your eyes are not real, then how can your argument be real?

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>>138469976
>Late stage capitalism

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>>138470302
>Calm down plebs, just take your private oceanliner out to the ocean to view the totality if it doesn't occur over land in a particular year.

>WAAAAAH GET BACK TO WORK GOYIM!!! I NEED MORE SHEKELS!!!

>>138478071
Shit, cucked myself

>>138464412
if there was no eclipse then we wouldn't be spending our time to feed niggers, we'd be jerking off or making money.

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>>138477132
I think they are just taking the annual GDP and subtracting the duration of the eclipse from it.

>>138464412
solar eclipses should be illegal

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>>138479652
>YWN get to bury your child in a captain america minion coffin.

Why live?

>>138479353
It's impossible to ban solar eclipses, they will just happen anyway....

>productivity
What a disgusting term. There are things in life worth more than being a fucking slave to some globalist piece of shit.

>>138479652
>Conflating the ever changing state of economics with the end of an economic order
Retard

>>138470302
BASED BLACK MAN PLEASE MOVE INTO MY NEIGHBORHOOD AND BREED MY DAUGHTERS

>>138469774
>>138469550
you have never seen a picture of the corona because no cameras have dynamic range large enough to capture it

>>138465477
roll for 11 or 14

>>138467172
>>138479300
Right, because nothing happens in a country when there is an eclipse, everything just freezes in place.

>>138465477

fuck mdma 8 get

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>>138464412
>>138464740
>>138465946
>>138468168
>>138468342
>>138468804

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>>138481619

>Protests blocking traffic, causing people to be late to work
>Colleges empty because (((academics))) encourage students to protest thought crimes
>Businesses, homes, historical relics and vehicles destroyed and vandalized by riots
>People being assaulted and murdered by lazy commies and alt kikests
>Have to pay more for police, and fire crew presence but even their effectiveness is hampered by their (((leadership)))
>Oy vey this is good goy, this is what America is all about, that bastid Trump oughta go!

>Rare natural event taking place
>Oy vey, my shekels! It's like anudda shoah!
>What ah yah? Pagans? This naytcha stuff is an abomination! Get back ta woyk goyim!