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Official Eclipse Thread

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Check-in
Report happenings
Post your county/state/city and time.

>> Humboldt County California
>> 80% eclipse
>> 10:15am
>> 4 hours from now

There are massive fires in the border between Oregon and California. 3,000 people evacuated from Oregon cities.
They have been raging for 2 days now. People driving North to witness eclipse have been turned away.

Any Washington or Oregon anons here to help start it off?
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I actually saw Portland get more disgusting and degenerate Saturday night than I may have ever seen in past. I hope the black sun will purify this awful place.
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>>138462701
>tfw I only get a partial eclipse in 4 hours

Oh well, guess I should get some way to shield my eyes.
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>>138462701
Are the fires somehow connected to yellowstone? I'm to busy to check the official story at the moment. Bump
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>>138464311
Looking into it further now.
But no. I believe they are results of a dry weather and early reports were just man-made accidents that spread.
Will update throughout.
>>138462701
Sun just rising here.
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>>138462701
>>138463213
>>138463603
>>138464311

PEPE has come.

https://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov/assets/img/latest/latest_1024_0094.jpg
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>>138462701
I posted this and it got insta deleted, and for some reason my ips is banned.
Wanted to make new, official thread about this, could someone make it for me?
I'll pass the pastebin. Tweak it if you please
I'll bump
https://pastebin.com/XxNTpM7B
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>>138462701

Don't look at the eclipse, human.
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>>138462701
Washington state anon reporting in.

Took the day off from work.
Gonna be chilling with the senpai in the backyard.
Will be listening to Brain Damage/Eclipse at peak.

>feelsgoodman.jpg

Will report any happenings.
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Missouri anon here.
Looking mighty cloudy out today.
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>>138462701
>Humboldt County California
My brother graduated college from there.
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>>138462701
Is it the aliums?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSGJObJkWf0
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power level increase guaranteed by staring into an eclipse.
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Im going to get some booze in the next few hours and im gonna be drunk and comfy

Gonna have plenty of live streams up on my monitors

Can anyone tell me the exact time it will start in UK time please
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The ayys are coming guys. Mark my words. Don't look at the eclipse, but the sky everywhere else. Cloaking tech will be glitching out.
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Minnesota Anon here
It's cloudy as fuck right here
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>>138465624
5:40 p.m.
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I DONT SEE SHIT

I REPEAT

I DONT SEE SHIT IN THE SKY
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Here near glendo WY. Humane societies are turning people away because cultists keep trying to take animals to sacrifice
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>>138465773
Try looking with binoculars. Preferably directly at the sun. Jk don't do that you'll literally fry your eyeballz
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>>138465659
I saw a UFO on the 16th. Was a really dim light very distant and judging by the distance it flew it immense speed. Couldn't have been a plane. I'm estimating it was around 100,000 km/hour. It was really at the edge of perceivable distance. It came from somewhere beyond the skies over Brussels to the east and headed north west, I'd say it was nearing the UK in a span of like 3 minutes from my point of view of the sky
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>>138465218
Iowafag here

Fucking clouds and rain. This is bullshit, god isn't real and the Earth is FLAT
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>>138462701
nothing will happen

nothing ever happens
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>>138465444
Yeah? So did my brother.
MFW I find my brother on pol.
I hail from the bay area originally...
>>138465659
Been thinking of this the past two days.
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The ayys are coming guys. Mark my words. Don't look at the eclipse, but the sky everywhere else. Cloaking tech will be glitching out.

>>138466188
Thanks for sharing mate.
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>>138465679
>>138465218
Unusually cloudy here as well...


It'll happen when the weather cools.
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>>138465679
That's too bad. You should still be able to experience the sudden darkness at least
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>>138466597
>not posting the real photo
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>>138462701
Oregon annon. In the total eclipse path. Will post if anything fucky takes place.
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Plays "Get Ready For This" while in the coming apocalypse.
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Washington anon, looking at Portland from across the river. Would be spectacular light show if NK nuked these hipster fuckwads during the eclipse
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>>138467693
Not NK, but True Korea..
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>>138466671
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>>138464584
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I'm going to be blasting memegrips/vaporwave mashups from my 87 toyota MR2 while I do donuts and shit during the eclipse

If you aren't using this opportunity to do high level, pervasive mememagic you need to get the fuck out
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>>138464567
Alright then thanks anon.
>>138464584
I don't get it did pepe show up in the sun yesterday?
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>>138468502
>87 MR2
>doing a donut

ok kiddo
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>>138462701
>>138463213
>>138463603
>>138464311
>>138464567
>eck the official story at the moment. Bump
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>Anonymous (ID: hGsZwFHO) 08/21/17(Mon)14:48:25 No.1384645
>>138464584
>>138464768
>>138464906
>>138465035
>>138465218
>>138465444

Come to eclipse general faggots

>>138466435
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>>138468547
Pepe showed up 2 hours ago. Pepe is still on the sun right now. In a coronal loop that is aimed right at earth. It has not had any flares lately but it is brewing in energy.

Look at his mouth. Pepe is angry. Pepe is charging something up in his mouth.
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D.C. anon here. Just had 3 military fighter jets fly over head. They were pretty low, heading west
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Vegas here, nothing but clouds yet no rain.
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>>138468787
Uh-oh /pol/ police are here.
I posted 6:07am
Posted 10:09am/pm (?) from a U.N. flag.
Makes me go hmmmm....
Work night shifts like a big boy and you can post the fun threads too.
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>>138465679
Wisconsin bro here, id be so bummed if i didnt see it
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>>138468502
A for effort anon but that 90 hp ain't gonna spin those wheels for shit
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>>138466406
Might actually try this
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All the cool shit happens after I leave US.
Goddamn
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>>138462701

Had 3 dreams about alien abductions he past 3 nights. Every time woke up in terror by my girlfriend shaking me awake.

Something is happening.
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>>138468658
>>138469817
>implying I don't have a supercharger

Ohayou nocars
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>>138470179
>cool shit
>sun fires solar flare right at AMURIKA
>ayys finally reveal themselves to us
>north korea shits the tub and lets off nukes everywhere

>cool shit

Stay safe in your little corner of the worlde, swedecuck.
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>>138470294
>>138470179


meant for eternal swede >>138470051
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>>138462701
>Post your county/state/city and time.
no
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>>138466671
>what is a badly rendered 3d model with bump and spec infront of a static backdrop
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I haven't been able to get any sleep for the last 2 nights. I'm not a person who's ever had any issues with falling asleep, and I've been working hard, so my body is tired, but still just can't sleep. Something is happening.
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Idaho here air b n b kooks next door already trying glasses out ! Clear skies line of total eclipse should be fun
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>>138470447
thats a remake of the original
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>not posting the REAL real one.
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Don't fall for the alien meme.

Hollywood and the jews have been pushing it to make us think it will be aliens.

They might appear and look like aliens, but they are really demons/angles.

do not be fooled
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>>138467994
>>138470630
>>138462701
which photo is real?
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>>138465218
nebraska here. stormy and cloudy as fuck. l0l
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>>138469805 northern Wisconsin anon??
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>mfw they need cloudy weather for project bluebeam to work correctly
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The eclipse will destroy america screencaps this
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>first day of Uni is today
>gonna be in class during the eclipse
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>>138470920
roll
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>>138470724

what do you think, goy
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foolish humans
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It's 8am here in California, I'll probably sleep thru it. Whatever only nerds care about it I'm a Chad obviously so I don't care
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Just end it all already please
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>>138470970
roll
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>>138470696
>Demons/angles
Fuck man I hate geometry
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>>138468047
>>138464584
praise kek! he is returning!
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>>138470920
It will save america you faggot
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IT'S HAPPENING
http://fox40.com/2017/08/18/attorney-wants-charges-changed-in-pie-throwing-case/
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>>138471057
i dunno rabbi. none of the photos make me feel particularly sick like it was reported.
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Eclipse theme


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiXgOQ9_-RI
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>>138471217
fuck you nigger auto correct is a jewry invention
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>>138468808
>see you in september
>there is danger, in the summer stars above
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>>138470926
I skipped first day to participate in mass meditation/be near my supplies in case of habbening
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>>138462701
Denver fag here. 92% coverage here, does that mean I get an 8% happening discount?
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>>138471057
>>138471296
but after another minute of thinking about it, I think of the real photo gets posted /pol/ would instantly get shut down again.
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>>138468808
Charging up this dick
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>>138464584
>>138465624
>>138464768
>>138468047
>>138469534
Rolling frogposts for a happening today.
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I don't know what, I don't know the time, but I feel that something bad will happen today.

The end is near.
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>>138462701
>> Winnipeg, MB Cuckanada
>> 74%
>> 11:56amCST
>> t-minus 106 minutes
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>>138465697
Cheers dude
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>>138471336
Had a hearty kek
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Doctrine and Covenants 29 says concerning the second coming of Christ:

"But, behold, I say unto you that before this great day shall come the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall be turned into blood, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and there shall be greater signs in heaven above and in the earth beneath;"

Today is the solar eclipse. August 7th was a partial lunar eclipse (a red moon). The peak of the perseid meteor shower was August 13th (stars falling from the sky).

Truly, these are the best of times, and these are the worst of times. Things will get bad, guys, but stick to righteousness and we will prevail. We are approaching the greatest happenings of our times, brethren.
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>>138471744
I want off this crazy ride
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>>138471999
ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
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Guys...
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>>138471296
>>138471639

You don't feel anything because you've been slowly conditioned to accept the visual representation.

Normies can't handle it, which is why they adhere to they sky daddy doctrine. Reality is hard to swallow, much like my snake-like weiner.
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>>138471296
How about this one? Gave me a bit more of a twinge when i saw it but dont know if its the 'real' one or not
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>>138472276
Rip
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>>138471999
>and the moon shall be turned into blood
not even a harvest moon tonight
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>>138471999
CHECKED
>inverted 666
Praise baby jaysus
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>>138472295
>when i saw it

not

>when another MI5 bloke from graphic design came up with it
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30 MINUTE
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cali niggers have overrun my state, send help
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Reporting for partial eclipse in maple land.

May our eyes be opened.
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>>138472575

just tell them to stare at the sun in a few minutes

their melanin rich bodies will protect them from our god's terrifying and penetrating gaze

once they've all been blinded we can round em up and send em back to AFRIKA
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>>138472441
No i saw it in some thread and thought it seemed to match the description without being an obvious meme or fake, like the image in OP's post is also intriguing i havent seen it explained where it came from.
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>>138471744
oh god. what have you done
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>>138472748

most of them are quick intel agency mock ups to cover up the leak

what should be more surprising to us is that there is a fucking ayylmao shitposting here and taking selfies for us.
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Clear skies in the Puget Sound of WA state. Not a cloud to be seen.

2 hours til peak eclipse in WA state

>finalcountdown.mp3
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>>138471999
>666
as above
so below
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>>138472284
have you not taken the flat earth pill yet? the sky daddy is real, and the firmament exists covering the flat earth.
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OFFICIAL KEK PRAISING THREAD

>>138470979
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>>138472999
ultrakek
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>>138472999

have you guys actually fooled anyone with this shit yet lmao
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>>138466597
Cloudy in socal
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From Wisconsin on my way to St. Louis for that T O T A L I T Y, will keep updated
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You know, why don't we have satellites orbiting the moon? Right now would be a fantastic time to get a fully exposed image mapping of the entire dark side of the moon.

>really makes u stank
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>>138473308
What about the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter? Kek
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>>138473505

it's not real goy shh
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>>138472276
>poke a hole into a cyst
>think this will prevent it from exploding
Yep. Fucked.
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>>138473551
Huehuehue. Keep telling yourself that.
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East Idaho right on the center line near i-15 and the 33
100% for 2 minutes 17.7 seconds. Completely clear sky
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>tfw no solar eclipse glasses
Guess I'll have to wait until 2024
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https://youtu.be/-pWw1NyFJDQ
Spread the video around, it's a fake Solar Eclipse Challenge video, telling people to go and stare at the sun today
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>>138473799

prove it's real then, son of a mischling shiksa
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>>138473945
No, fuck off. This is natural selection at work.
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>>138473900
Blind yourself gayboy
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>>138429373

did anyone see this fucking thread last night? it mostly looks silly but someone posted a hash and it got deciphered

>>138442606
and
>>138445057

THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN LADS? Half of the images are deleted too
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Amsterdam, Netherlands.
Partial eclipse towards the very end of it.
Extremely cloudy.
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>>138474022
LARPers? What do you think, goys?
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>>138474584
I want to say it was LARPers but then that thread got posted
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>>138474645
It's a bit too elaborate and spooky to be someone just fucking around, I think
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>>138474022
>bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzp
larp
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>>138462701
Saw a rift to hell open lads. Demons started bonking the local polish prostitutes and then half got aids and died.
The other half were either bombed by peaceful muslims or enslaved into sex gangs.

I guess my area won't blog up today then.
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NASA's eclipse stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwMDvPCGeE0
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So, how long until it hits Salem?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
don't look
it comes through the light
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>>138477196
Which one?
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>>138478331
The Kentucky one.
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rolling for Megumin Yellowstone explosion
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Alright I tried looking with binoculars as someone suggested and now I have this spot following me everywhere and blurry visions ... I looked for maybe 10 minutes at the sun

This goes away right
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Last roll.

It will happen when the weather cools...
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>>138472999
Dude the Bible said the Firmament was destroyed. It claims the flood waters destroyed them. The flood only happened because of the Firmament being broken. Man you guys are fucking stupid. Flat earth or not there is no Firmament.
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>>138479092
post verse, there are numerous post-flood references to the firmament, the stars shine on it in the first place. and it has gates which control the flood waters in the first place.

>>138473098
>have you guys actually fooled anyone with this shit yet lmao
>have you guys actually fooled anyone with this holocaust denial shit yet? Lmao it isn't a hoax you anti-semite.
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>>138473964
I don't need to, my best friend was a team leader on the development of it. I have seen enough proof.
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>>138466648
I await the sudden darkness every day
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ROLLING FOR ONION ATTACK
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>>138479747
Rolling
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>>138462701
An alien just raped my dog
Send help
Harris County TX
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>>138462701

just wait for the 22 big happenings later today
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>>138462701
south st. louis county

100% @ 1:17 cst
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>Black Hawk County, Iowa
>90% Eclipse
>1:15 pm

Power was out all morning and last night. No internet, no phone service. Came back on an hour ago.

Its happening.
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>>138479747
Rolling
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>>138465218
not ion st louis. some stray clouds but fingers crossed
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WOOOW, MOON IS MOVING JUST LIKE SCIENTISTS PREDICTED WITH SIMPLE MATHS

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS SO IMPRESSING

its not /pol/ you fucking retards, eclipse would be interesting in 5th century where people dont even had a fucking clue. stop Larping as we are at 5th century or some shit.
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>>138462701
Ayyy lmao just tried to run over some ppl
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The prophecy of digits did not reveal an onion attack on this rare day of solar eclipse
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>>138462701
Humboldt County here, good luck seeing the eclipse because our coastal fog doesn't burn off until at least noon.
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Let's end the simulation already fellas. Shut it down.
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Now rolling for frog attack
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>>138480510
Rolling
Also what the fuck is Lord Farquaad doing in that picture?
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Rolling for a race war
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>>138462701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo_gzW84AXY
kino stream.
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>>138462701
If the Race War starts today, I shall build a grand shrine to kek, should I survive it.
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>>138480449

Drive the 299 until you hit that vista point overlook / turnout. I think it's a bit before berry summit.

Watched the eclipse there in 2012 it was niiice.
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>>138462701
T-MINUS 1 hour
97%
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>>138462701
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>>138471999
There's this extraterrestrial nigga on /x/ that spoke like no human ever would and confirmed this.
Saying that the 6th seal is about to be broken.

I really hope it all goes down the drain soon, I personally can't keep living amongst such humongus oblivious normie anymore
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>>138466953
>Get Ready For This
Eclipse 2:41
"Get Ready For This" 2:50
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apocalypse soon
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>>138471999
IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
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>>138481684
The apocalypse won't be able to handle these dank memes
The apocalypse will apocalypse itself
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>>138462701
Memphis eclipse times:
Begins: 11:52 am
Max darkness: 1:22 pm
Ends: 2:50 pm

Lots of people drove to the northern part of the state to check out the whole thing. Memphis is getting like 94% coverage.
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>>138480364
Kys fag let us LARP in peace
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>>138480625 is nearing bump limit.
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>>138462701
>tfw it's overcast in your area
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GET IN HERE: >>138484079
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>watch fox
>people sit on a lawn
>suddenly start clapping
>wear tin foil hats
God damn murrica, wtf.
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Do you feel it?
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>>138484185
No, fuck you. This thread is more comfy.
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Hopkinsville, Kentucky
100% eclipse
1:24 CDT
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>chat disable because of the expected comments
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>>138480055
Checked
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rolling for disclosure
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>>138484664
what expected comments?
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ITS ON
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>>138484947
WE WUZ, leddit memes, etc.
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UFO
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IS THIS THE REAL PIC YOU FAGGOTS?
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OH SHIT
ITS HAPPENING
THE ECLIPSE
ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!
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are any streams cutting to ground footage during the eclipse?
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New jersey, 5 minutes out. Bracing for happening
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>>138485868
Nj here
When starts?
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Someone needs to gas Sheppard Smith
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Just saw it and (I hate using this phrase, but) that was absolutely mind blowing.
I really feel sorry for those of you outside the line of totality.
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what the fuck is this dark blue beam? (pic related)
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>>138485960
Already started, max block at 2:30 for south jersey
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>>138486158
>2017/07/14
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>>138471999
1488
Whitelords stay strong
This is the beginning of the tribulation
The great war shall commence now
I hope all my white brothers have prepared
Open season on shitskins
Shit is going to hit the fan starting now
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>>138486241
oh lame...
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friendly reminder!
http://2012portal.blogspot.de/2017/08/unity-meditation-videos.html

42 minutes.
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>>138463603
Same New York anon here
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reminder to report all flat earth posters
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>>138486304
All I have is a nugget, 80 rounds of ammo, and a GP-5 with an old filter... How fucked am I?
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>>138485127
I just looked up at the eclipse and the aliyums blinded me!
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>>138486236
Ok will force self to gp outside
Lol ty
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>>138486522
Completely fucked.
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>>138471999
Anon with blood moon pics here
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>>138485538
nope it is not happening I live in Portland Oregon and nothing happened.
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>>138486792
I'M GONNA DIE IN THE FIRST MONTH
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>>138485127
thats Venus according to nasa live commentators
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>muh eclipse

Literally fuck off back to Re.ddit with this shit you millennial cunts.
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>>138486890
This. Literally nothing besides the eclipse happened.

You fucking autistic fucks
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>>138486902
The first 80 rounds is an investment. Use violence to steal more and repeat until you find power armor.
Problem solved
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>>138486087
Dumbass David Muir has Bill Nye the dumbass "science" guy on. Couldn't get to the clicker fast enough to shut it off.
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>>138487136
it's not autism
it's raiding
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>>138487136
This
Nigga
Is
C O R R E C T

You dont get hanged today nigga!
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WA anon here, the eclipse is passing over me, my phone and laptop are both bugging out, pls explain.
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>>138486890
>the eclipse
>not happening
look at the sun you fantastically retarded man
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The next Jesus Christ is an Irishman. Kek confirms it.
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>>138487279
I'm in Spokane and nothing weird has happened since it started.
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>>138487256
RACE WAR HAPPENING IN OREGON TURN ON CNN
>RACE WAR HAPPENING IN OREGON TURN ON CNN
RACE WAR HAPPENING IN OREGON TURN ON CNN
>RACE WAR HAPPENING IN OREGON TURN ON CNN
RACE WAR HAPPENING IN OREGON TURN ON CNN
>RACE WAR HAPPENING IN OREGON TURN ON CNN
RACE WAR HAPPENING IN OREGON TURN ON CNN
>RACE WAR HAPPENING IN OREGON TURN ON CNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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222 people have gone blind
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The giants are coming back.
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>>138487501
Kek
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>>138487666
NICE TRY SATAN
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>>138487666
>666
oh fug!!
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I've been advised by a friend to make a wish when viewing the eclipse, but to be wise and hold no hate in my heart.

You goys try it out. Meme your beautiful white family into existence.
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>>138487666
SHIT!!!!!
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>>138487666
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>>138487501
You can't rickroll here, we can see the thumbnail
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>>138487666
>666

Spooky
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Why does the cameras have fucking stupid filters?
It just looks like a normal red "moon". So lame.
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>>138462701
ayyyy
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>>138473308
Or every new moon which happens every month.
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>>138487666
WEW LAD HUMAN-NELPHILIM WAR NOW!
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I hate Charleston
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Patchy here in philly.
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>>138487666
they're allergic to copper, i heard it on art bell years ago
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>>138487966
you still saw his face that's good enough for me
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>>138487666


>666
>>
Waiting here in NE WI, half an hour to go.
>>
aliens didn't arrive]huge disappointment
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>>138488207
kek
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>>138487376
Perhaps not from Ireland but

>Ireland will be spared the persecution of Antichrist.

http://www.thepopeinred.com/antichrist.htm
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>>138487666
>>138487666


>666
>GIANTS
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>>138487666
Those digits..
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>>138488356
Time for me to hop over to potato land
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>>138487666
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>>138487666
WTF man.
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>>138487666
>666
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>>138487666 checked
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>>138487666
Can confirm this to be true.
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the time has come
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>>138462701
The viewing crowd in Butt, Wyoming just got run over by crazed buffalo. The camera went dark on the crowd and when it came back people had been trampled. #PrayforButt
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>>138487092
>uses literally, accuses others of resdit.
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What did Nasa mean by this?
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>>138487666
wtf
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>>138487666
Yup, it's giants not aliens or demons, they once ruled the earth.
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Vancouver, Wa anon here. 99% eclipse for us. I met my double but avoided switching places and timelines.

Burnie still beat Hulk Hogan in 2016, right?
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watch
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Thread soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZKzRDZEUUQ
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>>138487666
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>>138487666
Perun protect us
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THEY'RE HEREEEEEEE
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>>138487666
>666
HOLY FUCK
>>
>>138487666

>>138471999

He is here
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>>138487666
PANIC
>>
Nothing can save us.
>>
>>138462701

It's not even real, (((op))). The eclipse is a globalist conspiracy. Stop spreading lies
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>>138471768
Hey look it's james may.
>>
Eclipse peaked at 11:33
We are kek blessed at the nexus.
>>
>>138489081
I seen them what are they
>>
>>138489183
>XD in ID
Kek
>>
Around 1/3 eclipse right now in Georgia. No happening yet
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>>138470878
Stevens Point
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Partial eclipse here-- not seeing shit... I can't believe I missed working out for this
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>>138488838
Black people are resistant to the sun so
NASA is sending them to it with their new government funding
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>>138489279
THE AYYS THEY'RE HERE
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>>138488796
is this the start of the next war?
>100 Years ago
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>>138466270
No thats my brother brah
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The black sun rises. Does the fire rises with it?

Shall the races wage war? Not one soul will miss it

That saxon began to hate, his enemies feel his wrath.

Gods angles watch the bloodshed, streets bathing in a red bath

Forever our ideal, to finally come, we are pleased. Finally inheriting our earth, eradicating the Jewish disease.

The ending epoch has come for our foes, and choas like a river flows. The black sun rises, does the fire rises with it?

Only the dead will know peace from this.
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we are entering a new epoch lads. be ready
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>>138488911
Yes Master
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>>138488838
Wow how gay
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>>138489808
>Angles
Fuck you geometry
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Are these glasses legit?
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I'm at about 25% coverage here in MD.
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>>138489689
s h a d i l a y
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I want a treehugger flag, how do I get?
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>>138488826
My brothers from butt i havent herd from him i hope his wifes bison is ok too
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>>138486158
probably a coronal mass ejection.
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>>138489999
Fucking shit, can those digits get my flag changed?
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>>138489999
>Newfag gets Quads
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>>138489999
nice waste of quads moron.
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>>138485336
Yes that's a real Zeta! They've been here for eons.
http://i.imgur.com/PmMiS9c.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2utsMWt.jpg
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Can't even see partial in NJ because suddenly fucking clouds
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>>138489999
>>138490055
Dubble czeched
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>>138489999
just like that
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>>138465679
Wisconanon here. Can't see the sun for shit. Starting to rain.
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im streaming the eclipse

twitch/ussdonaldjtrump

get the fuck in here
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holy shit this is footage from PA, happening confirmed here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzVqnIyFBFA
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>>138489999

Wasted
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>>138462701
Ayy lmaos just landed in my yard
They are eating my plants
Send help anons
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The celestial signs make clear my brothers,,
The Shartening has BEGUN!
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Hartford here. Can't see shit but clouds.
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>>138489999
papa bless
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>>138489999
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>>138486158
The round "shade" in center (which blocks direct sunlight) is supported by the rod, that's the dark "beam"...
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>>138465446
holy kek
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>Dallas county, TX
>1:11pm
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>>138491615
I'll raise you a better photo
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>>138487666
WEW
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>>138491787
Mine was zoomed in from phone quality
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THE TIME HAS COME. BEAM ME UP SCOTTY
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>>138492253
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>>138479747
rolling
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