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Share this to make retarded kangz go blind.

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>>138454176
dont do this
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>>138454282
do it
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>>138454176
kek
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>>138454176
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>>138454282
>>>/r/eddit

>>138454176
Do it OP! Please don't be a faggot
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>>138454176
lmfao

unfortunately i did stare at a solar eclipse and it fucked up one of my eyes where i cant absorb as much light as the other
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>>138454282
>Doit.exe
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>>138454176
Bumpity bump
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>>138454589
Lol m8, where do you think I got this from?

I don't think that there are any subreddits stupid enough to fall for this shit. This is Facebook-level shit.
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Nice idea but i am on vacation and can't be bothered to make a fake black twitter account
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Just got back from Wal-Mart , they have a sale on telescopes at the front of the store. I'm not sure if I should laugh or be worried.
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wish a nigga would
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>>138454589
Lol. I don't know how to go about making something like this go viral.
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Evil OP! My sides.
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>>138454176
Looking at the sun directly doesn't make you go blind.
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>>138454978
Anyone who's going to a store selling astronomy-related materials, print this out and leave it lying around.
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>>138455105
Leftypol is fucking hillarious.
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>HURR IF YOU LOOK AT THE SUN FOR EVEN A SECOND YOU WILL GO IMMEDIATELY BLIND!

Have none of you all ever looked at the sun before? You can stare at it for five seconds straight and while you may go temporarily blind it only lasts about a minute or two before all is back to normal.

What, do you plan on having them go blind in 50 years? If they even live that long in the first place?
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>>138454978
Made this mistake when I was a kid, luckily no damage.
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Brilliant
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>>138455105
Nigger.
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>>138454176
you evil creature, please do it and i shall give you good bone calcium for 10 years!
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>>138454176

Have fun playing them for all their lives.
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>>138454176
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>>138455105
Hi nigger. Here's video of your parents making you :DDDD
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>>138455259
You've obviously never seen an eclipse. The reason for the warning is that they aren't painful to look at and a person who doesn't understand their potential for damaging the eyes might spend a good deal longer than 5 seconds looking at one.

While we're at it, 5 seconds is a lot longer than anyone should be staring directly at the sun.
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why is looking at an eclipse worse than looking at the sun normally? Does it actually matter or do they just stress it because people think it's ok during an eclipse?
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>>138454176
LET'S DO IT
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>>138454176
Also use hashtag blackgirlmagic and magicofkings
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>>138455530
It's not worse, but nobody stares at the sun in normal circumstances.
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>>138455530
It is okay to look at it during full totality, but many people will try to look at it when the sun is still partially exposed, which is bad when you're staring at it for over a minute or more... which thousands of people are guaranteed to do. Prepare for a lot of injuries reported today.
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>>138455712
Don't forget #blacklivesmatter and #melanoidmagic.
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>>138454176
You absolute genius!
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>>138454176
Add a blm hash tag to it and that'd be legit.
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>>138455500
According to NASA it's safe to look at an eclipse at totality.
>full sun doesn't do much
>sun obstructed 95% will hurt you
I'm not an eye doctor but I think this is unlikely. Even if it did cause problems I think it would hurt first.
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>>138455967
Apparently a party-obstructed but not totally covered eclipse can cause eye damage, but doesn't hurt until significant damage is caused.
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>>138454176
nasa recommends shade 12 minimum, but I'm going to use shade 11
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>>138455839
So what, they are just going to stare at it and then thirty minutes later suddenly reel back and scream cause they can't see? If there is no pain in the eyes, it probably isn't doing anything bad, at least in the short term.
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>>138456143
When it starts to hurt, it means yo're burning most of the red cones in your eyes
by that point you're already partially colorblind
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>>138455259
The eclipse is different. It makes sun as a whole not bright enough to force you to shut or narrow your eyes reflectively. But any uneclipsed part of the sun disk remains bright enough to damage your eyes.

We've had one, partial in Moscow in march 2015. As per NASA instructions on their site, I bought half a dozen strong welding glasses in advance for some meager price (less than buck a piece if you translate roubles into dollars IIRC) and me and all my family viewed the eclipse like a bosses while other people ran around with compact discs, dismantled old floppy disks and other makeshift shit.
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>>138455105
reported for quality of posts ;)
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>>138456260
So they'll only be able to see in black and white? Isn't that what they already do?
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>>138454176
Will this get me jail time like posting a weaponized gif to induce seizures ?
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>>138454176
need some captions.
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Fuck off, nigger
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>>138454907
he wasn't telling you to post it there, he was telling you to fuck off back to faggit for telling OP not to go through with it
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>>138455105
Nigger kike.
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>>138454176

fooking great m8

the peaceful sun is our friend
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>>138456143
>If there is no pain in the eyes, it probably isn't doing anything bad, at least in the short term.
There can be pain if they look too early or too long, or through a magnifying device/telescope (which several people will do, mark my words).

There will be a mix of strange/bizarre stories of people blinding themselves, and people going into hysterics over some redness or afterimages of the sun that take too long to fade or never fade (actual damage).
Then the next week will be filled with europosters making fun of the burgers. Screencap this, it will be a fun time.
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>>138456443
you'll lose about 1/5 of your visual acuity in the process, too
I'm all for it at this point, you need more retards to go blind to fix blindness, so people that have prototypes ready to begin production can get "fund for dem programz" from gov and privates.
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>>138456595
I am OP, albimoid.
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>>138455105
Fuck off, kike nigger.
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>>138455500
Time to invest in medical optics related stocks
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>>138454176
Is there any actual proof of this?
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REMEMBER GUYS WEAR GLASSES DURING ECLIPSE BUT DON'T LOOK AT IT DIRECTLY
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>>138456980
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>>138456436
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>>138456902
*Albinoid.
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>>138456980
yeah if you're black you're all set bruh
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>>138454176
Use a disk and you can look at the eclipse for as long as you want
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I Support FREE SPEECH for Jews - Niggers - Mongreloids !

>>138378072

And... POL-Tards....
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>>138457396
Fuck off with this spam.
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I don't think this will help our cause at all. This is just bad optics.
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>>138454176
Tfw I have black coworkers who would actually believe this
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>>138455105
gas this nigger faggot
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>>138454176
Am I going to hell for doing this?
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>>138457563
>I don't think this will help our cause at all. This is just bad optics.
it's a once in a lifetime opportunity, you can't pass on it, go full-in and don't look back
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>>138457563
carlos that's not even a pun
focus, you fucking spic
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>>138457704
nah god made the eclipse not you
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>>138457563
jeez dont be so insensitive, there are blind people around...
Optics..
sheesh
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>>138457704
you have no soul to be sent to hell, you can do whatever the fuck you want
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>>138457616
>black coworkers
I guess you're looking forward $15/hour minimum wage, eh?
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>>138454176
This is fucking genius because niggers are stupid enough to believe it.
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>>138454176
ah hahahahaha
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>>138454176
You wont go blind. When I was a young kid I used to stare at the sun because I took it as a challenge. I haven't in years, but I used to get a full 5 min with no issues and I have light blue eyes.
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>>138454176
Bump, please do this someone
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FUCK YAKUB!!!


MELANONIANS UNITE!!!
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>>138454282
FBI fag detected
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>>138455105

How about you obey global rule #2 then faggot?
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Will a telephoto lens ruin my camera sensor or should I use a wide angle
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>>138454176
Caucasoids and Mongoloids have a general IQ above 100, both have created marvels in their respective worlds, created civilization, inventions, and booming economies. Niggers on the other hand have IQ's below 80 and are a constant threat to the 2 above mentioned humans, they're destroyers of civilization and of neighborhoods. There's a reason why they're color coded. Avoid the Groid.
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Don't forget to tell them that it could hurt at first, but it's just the melanin kicking in. The more you stare, the more melanin is activated by the sun's power. And higher your IQ.
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>>138459490
the eyes have no pain receptors retard
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I wonder how many dumbasses will still fuck their eyes up looking at the eclipse even with the massive push for safety.
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>>138455105
10/10
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>>138454176
Except staring at the sun doesn't make you blind.
Research sungazing
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>>138457184
cringe
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>>138459707
>Research suggests the density of pain receptors in the cornea is 300-600 times greater than skin and 20-40 times greater than dental pulp.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornea
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>>138459990
http://www.ndtv.com/world-news/20-seconds-of-burning-partly-blinded-after-viewing-solar-eclipse-1740118
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>>138460430
>no source, just useless drivel
k
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>>138454176
send this to a kang, this should ruin his day
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>>138456980
>Is there any actual proof of this?

Africans have a second set of semitransparent eyelids that will only emerge when staring at the sun, it takes about 5 minutes of staring before they emerge.
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guys, this is cruel
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>>138454176
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>>138454176
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>>138456436
instructions unclear, foreskin caught in can opener
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>>138454282
Haha... but seriously do it.
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Do you actually go blind from staring into the eclipse?
Like, I know why it's supposed to hurt your eyes but it's still hard to wrap my head around invisible rays that are perfectly fine to walk around in literally burning through your eyeballs. Maybe I'm just a retard but it's so weird.
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>>138461221
>guys, this is cruel

Seriously!? EVERY article/story on the Eclipse says to NOT look at the sun unless with special glasses. A Mongolian yak's ballsack image sight posts a thread to stare directly at the sun for 5 minutes.
What total moron/idiot will believe an anon Mongolian yak's ballsack lover over every scientist in the world.
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>>138461681
We'll get an answer to that very soon
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>>138461515
have you ever fried an ant with a magnifying glass?
do you know the lens of your eye does the same thing as a magnifying glass?
holy fuck did refugees ever make germany stupid
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>>138461825
I never fried ants but I guess the lens acting as a magnifying glass makes sense.
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>>138461825
frying ants with a magnifying glass doesn't work on black ants though
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>>Archive link.
>>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/138454176/#138461306
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>>138454176
do it
fuck niggers
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>>138454176
Holy fuvk spread this
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>>138454176
Amazing!

So many blind kangz.
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>>138461825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoMjBkKOkPc
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>>138460554
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>>138461515
the photosensitive cells in your eye absorb a little energy then fire a chemical signal, the chemical precursors take a split second to build back up then do it over again. that's normal light intensity, when you stare at the sun or a similarly bright light it starves the cells for their juices and they basically die of starvation. or something like that.
>>138461825
>talking out your ass
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>>138454282
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>>138454282
ah, I think I know what You did there
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>>138457778
>focus
kek
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>>138454282
Woah really changed my view
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