COMING ECLIPSE

inb4 literally nothing happens like every time some retard on here said it was going to

>>138453446
>>>/x/

The moon passing in front of the sun does not have mystical properties.

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>>138453446
soon.

>>138453446
the last time an eclipse happened was in like 1910 retard foh

"Why The Solar Eclipse Must Be Bad For The Jews — Or So Says The Talmud"
>http://forward.com/culture/380569/why-the-solar-eclipse-must-be-bad-for-the-jews-or-so-says-the-talmud/

>>138453446

Last eclipse was Feb 27, retard...

>>138453837
>>138453711
we're talking about this exact type of eclipse, which only happened at the nations founding.

An interesting fact about other eclipses though, Trump was born under one.

Dumbasses...

You can't save kek...unless you save the frogs! The frogs are going extinct!

No frogs = no kek...thats simple...

Note. Without the frogs. Who will take over? Anime ROFL??

>>138453837

Let me correct myself. It was Feb 26

>>138454006

This 'type' of eclipse? An eclipse is an eclipse, there's absolutely nothing special about it. It's a natural phenomenon. But go ahead, for the love of kek, stare into the sun, you retarded mongrel.

do not look at the eclipse. watch it on youtube. never look at the sun, no matter what you got on your eyes...

>>138454224
Maybe you should google that before you speak. there are many types of eclipses.

>>138454425

Total eclipse. March 9, 2016. Indonesia.

Your turn...

>>138454224
>what is a total eclipse
c'mon man

>>138453446
Shit's gonna go down like those 2 part eclipes episodes on Heroes
Good episodes desu

>>138453491
>Trump will win.

Guys, before I even knew about the eclipse or Cornell's death, I became obsessed with the song, "Black Hole Sun".

I just couldn't stop playing it over and over, even learned it on guitar.

This song is clearly relevant to this as people keep making links back to it and I just find it so weird that I became entranced with it just weeks before this major event.

>>138453446
>aussies wont be awake
>not staying up to watch the happenings

>>138454762
okay i'll spell it out for you. this is the first time since 1776 that the solar eclipse will be travel the path that makes it visible from only the united states.

In other words, the last time these events happened was in 1776.

This is significant because 1776.

>>138455056
you were entranced because its a good ass song nothing wrong with that

>>138454235
Why?

>>138455258
I had never listened to it before then and the time it comes up is when this eclipse is about to happen.

I'm maybe thinking too much about it though... It's fitting in with a lot of other stuff happening with me recently.

>>138455019
>Obama will lose

>>138455140

Oh it's the first time it's only visible in the US? Jeezzzz... That's... Oh well... That's super special? How is the US special? The land of immigrants. The Dutch were one of the first to set foot on US soil.

The US is nothing special. Go fuck a hamburger, you piece of shit.

>>138455320
you can blind yourself so just like looking at the sun it should only be done a short time. or through a camera or something.

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>>138453446

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1qS9LMuK8M

>>138454008
They've been turning them gay for years in an attempt to subvert the memetic power. If they can make frogs into trannies, by their logic, they can turn Kek into a tranny like they're fag god Baphomet

>>138455361
i wouldnt worry too much, to take your mind off the inevitable larping you should take a listen to the rest of superunknown and check out badmotorfinger

https://www.greatamericaneclipse.com/20th-century/
OP is endlessly a giant faggot

>>138453446

Something good will happen

>>138453593
How do you know that?
This is a serious question that you need to ask yourself, and every dogmatic science follower needs to ask themselves.
How do you honestly fucking know that nothing special happens to our minds, bodies, electro magnetic fields, or countless other things.
How can you say without a shadow of a doubt that this event has no mystical properties what so ever?
The answer is you can't.

>>138455605
Settle down toothpaste

>>138453446
Can we just make the West white, beautiful, powerful once more. All those who hate white people can go live in Asia or Africa, even if they are lily white.

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>There will be no great happening in your lifetime
>Everything will come and go without fanfare
>When the trumpets sound they will not sound for long
>You will live and die to only see humanity slow to a crawl
>You will not see the end of humanity, nor the renaissance of it
>You will die bored

/pol/ should have memed "black people with superior melanin can sungaze safely."

I wonder how many terror attacks will happen during this eclipse. What better time to blow up someone for your moongod than during a total eclipse and everyone is clustered and distracted?

I had planned to go to the Charleston confederate memorial for the event but I dont think it will be safe.

>>138456417

Fuck of, yankee

>>138454006
>This exact
We had 2 total eclipses pass over America within a year of each other in the 90s. This is only the first total eclipse of the 21st century

>>138456890

Finally, someone other than me who provides facts.

I want America to be separated into 2 or more countries at this point.

>>138453446
>last time the eclipse happened was at the founding of america
we had one in 79 you jar of stupid
it was on a tuesday
its really a waste of fucking time and too dangerous for the eyes to bother with
>aussies wont be awake
bullshit you pogs shitpost 24/7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCnf59nzJg4

>>138456398
Prove that there aren't mystical properties when your mom sucks my dick

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Heil Hitler

>>138457001
i suspect toothpaste and some others are here to derail us from memeing anything during this time.

but it's already too late, the happenings will begin soon and the new age doesnt have any room for commies.

>>138457098
google it. or just see >>138455140

>>138453837
That was a lunar eclipse you massive Dutch faggot, this a total solar eclipse occurring during daylight hours.

>>138457178
the new age begins.

Welcome to the Golden Age fatboyz

>>138456837
Succeed breeds envy, doesn't it.

Heres my shot at it. digits and Trump will Reign over American for 1000 years thanks to technology.

>>138453446
mother fucker I watched an eclipse in 3rd grade, an 32 now. kys

>>138456398
Well said, brother! Today is a very special day.

>tfw even the moon is getting blacked

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>>138456540
kys

>>138458399
gg

>>138457657

You mean living in one of the richest Western societies with very little crime, universal healthcare, a good educational system?

>>138457430

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_March_9,_2016. Right. Try again.

>>138457282

You can meme all you want, nothing is going to change. The US will remain a shit hole.

>>138453711
Actually one happened in the 60s as well

>>138453593
that people think it does though is what matters, remember what species you are you miserable little ape, millions have died for less

>>138458399
HERE COME DAT BOI

List_of_solar_eclipses_visible_from_the_United_States

There's been tons of them

KEK IS HERE

>>138458399
heeess returninnnggg.

>>138458890
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_solar_eclipses_visible_from_the_United_States

Oops

>>138458745
That solar eclipse affected other countries as well as the US. This eclipse today will only affect the US which hasn't happened since 1918.. The one before that was 1776.

>>138458953
>>138458890

why are all these shills here suddenly to say its normal?

see >>138455140 or read the thread

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>The last time the eclipse happened was at the founding of america and it formed america's direction from then until now.

wut? I remember seeing the eclipse in the 90s. Never one in America happens in 2024. They're not THAT uncommon

>>138456417
kek

>>138459100

Alrighty then... Have we seen significant changes in other countries during or after full solar eclipses? No. What makes this one so 'special'? The US is nothing special.

>>138459213
>be shareblue/ctr
>be told that todays mission is a little different, now we're going to be shilling that the coming eclipse isn't special and doesnt have any memetic powers.

I wonder if it makes you guys start to question reality.

>>138459213
There was an eclipse on the eastern coast of the USA in 1999 I think. I was ten I remember seeing everything outside go dark and running to the window to see.

>>138453446
Fucking disgusting. This roleplay bullsit needs to be banned from /pol/

all these shills really make you think.

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>>138459329
>The US is nothing special.
keep telling yourself that toothpaste

>>138457157

>>138453446

All that will happen is what has been going on for centuries.


Dracula's castle will appear and you will need to go into it to defeat him.

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>>138459213
>>138459744

>>138459101
They don't want us meming its fucking up their own mojo. That gave me an idea...

>>138460009
>>138460000
Get_test

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>>138460009

HAPPENING WHAT THE FUCK

https://www.nasa.gov/eclipse2017

NASA’s live eclipse programming begins at 12 p.m. EDT, Monday, August 21.

12 p.m. EDT - Eclipse Preview Show, hosted from Charleston, South Carolina.
12 p.m. EDT - Eclipse Preview Show, hosted from Charleston, South Carolina.
Charleston, South Carolina.
Charleston, South Carolina.

>>138460039
>1981 oldest
WTF
there was one in 1979
it was a fucking full total fucking eclipse
who are these fucktards who can't do a full fucking search?
GTFO

>>138453711
>>138454224
>>138456890
The asshat gibering prophecy is in fact correct in one thing: This is the only Eclipse in which the path of totality crosses exclusively the USA. No other nation will see totality. This last occurred in 1776.

>>138459914

Nobody is special. Wait... I mean... Nobody is special except you, ofcourse. The basement dwelling edge lord. The US is a piece of land. With a shitty president. I hope you get nuked by NK someday.

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>>138460034

>>138460362
>last occurred in 1776
no

>>138460312
https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/solar-eclipses-in-history/2/

>The August event will go down as the first total solar eclipse whose path of totality stays completely in the United States since 1776

just stop shills. The new age dawns!

MAKE REALITY GREAT AGAIN

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>>138460312

>>138459627
>anyone who points out that "there hasn't been an eclipse since 1776" is a complete fabrication must be a shill
>CTR shills are actually being paid to correct the record on eclipse dates

Are you fucking kidding me?

>>138460464
https://www.space.com/33797-total-solar-eclipse-2017-guide.html
I'm not some fucking "happeneing" retard. This is a fact.

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>be watching Fox News
>Solar Eclipse segment
>Bunch of kids with Frog books
>"Freddie The Frogcaster"
>The book is titled "Flash Floods"
>Didn't believe the happenings until now
>Buckle up Burgers

>>138460390
Toothpaste, this is getting sad.

How many hours until the eclipse? Wondering how long I should stay up to see the habbening

Here's something to read. 1776 wasn't even a total eclipse.

https://nationaleclipse.wordpress.com/2017/04/04/debunking-the-national-eclipse/

>>138460587
they are literally shilling against basic facts in this thread and you gotta wonder why so many of them are on the job doing that.

They want to prevent the memetics. they're scared.

>>138456398
burden of proof is on your side idiot

this >>138457157

>>138460651

I agree. Let's all be friends. Have a nice eclipse.

>>138453446
End of America confirmed. Good Luck Ameribros.

>>138460732
>wordpress
>debunking an eclipse

why would they need to "debunk" an eclipse. makes you think.

also, pretty sure the actual news and space.com links in this thread outrank wordpress.

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>>138458399
Praise him. Ushering in a new age. Chaos reigns!

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>>138460649
For some reason my ips is banned.
Wanted to make new, official thread about this, could someone make it for me?
I'll pass the pastebin. Tweak it if you please
I'll bump
https://pastebin.com/XxNTpM7B

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>>138460390
Thanks for the (You), Toothpaste!

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>>138460833

>>138460552
>1961-1980

you just suck at this ok
i am seeing 1778, not 76
i saw the one in 1979
i'm going to see this one today too
there was also a track that went across the USA coast to coast 99 years ago
this desperate attempt to meme some bullshit about the revolutionary war is sad
go fuck yourself with a cactus

>>138461041
an american should get on this. i don't know about the non geo location flags though, just go with your real country

also be prepared for the shills.

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>>138460649

>>138461153
>>138460649
its happening

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>>138461236
I'm not trying to say anything about it. There is nothing special about a solar eclipse except that it is really neat.

>>138458399
ONE THOUSAND YEAR TRUMPREICH
Digits and kushner will be executed

>>138459101
I really don't see what's so special about it passing over only the US

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>>138453593

It does if you are an occultist, like the demons in charge. Predicting eclipses is how they fooled people into putting them in charge originally.

>>138461376
>nothing special about the eclipse thats the first of its kinds since the founding of america* goy
>be a good goy and stop memeing.

(*before you ask, source links in thread)

>>138461376

I agree. Experienced a full one when I was 16. It's something you'll remember. The sudden cold, chilling effect. Happened to be in Germany in the summer around that time. Loved it.

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>>138453446

>>138456540

This is my single greatest fear.

>>138453446
Meme this into existence! End the Federal reserve and the central banks.

>>138453446
The last Eclipse was in 1979 I remember it I was in the fifth grade

>>138461654
Respect senpai

>>138460587
>gives a link to a bullshit page of everything but historical facts

yeah if you could just go out and stare at the sun for a while that'd be stupid too

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Don't forget the bank of America Murals. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN.

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>>138461828

>>138456837
>Jan Kees calling a murrican yankee

>>138453446

Saw a solar eclipse in Europe in 1999 and nothing happened.

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No happening where I live today lads. Im safe

>>138461803
cool painting

>>138461376
is there some reason you cannot do a better range of years for that map???

>it is really neat
it would be if it weren't so fucking dangerous

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>>138453446
>The last time the eclipse happened was at the founding of america
Wtf are you talking about, I saw one when I was a kid.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73WWpKyuWL4

My body is ready

>>138453446
Imagine people seeing an eclipse a couple of thousand years ago or people in Africa today. Must freak then the Fuk out.

>>138461870

Steek een wafel in je hol, kut Belg

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>>138461999
No happenings here either.

>>138462102
>>138461919
>>138461654
just stop shill. you ever wondered why your life is so shit? you made an enemy of those who worship numbers.

>>138461803
>>138461851
>>138461828
is that trump hillary, obama and jeb in the first one? wow.

>>138456540
Basicly this

muricans are stupid people beliving in this shit.

>>138462102
i knew i wasn't the only geezer around
these larpers are larping
they need a meme-happening like right fucking now and are going through withdrawal
i enjoy happenings, but they can't even get the info right
inb4 at least one person will go blind today

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You do not need (((special glasses))) to view the eclipse.
That's just a trick get your shekles.
Man-up /pol/
Say no more, sholmo!

Stream where?

>>138462749
https://www.space.com/33797-total-solar-eclipse-2017-guide.html
https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/solar-eclipses-in-history/2/
https://www.nasa.gov/eclipse2017

The August event will go down as the first total solar eclipse whose path of totality stays completely in the United States since 1776

>>138456398
>"WELL LA DEE DA. Why don't you prove a negative Mr. Scienceman! stupid gayhead lol"

>>138463012

Congratulations

>>138456111
Digits confirm OP's faggotry.

>>138463012
>trying this hard
>not even reading the links

yeah i don't fucking care what's up your butt faggot
i'm leaving this shitpost thread
enjoy your larping

>>138462749
>he didn't read the thread

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>/pol/ is THIS unaware

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>>138463548

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>>138463565

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>>138463579
THE SAMURAI WARNED US

>>138461153
> her face when
That one kid knows something the others don't realize yet

>>138453593
That's where you're wrong, bucko.

>>138456540
This is the most likely situation to occur. Also, you forgot:

>you will probably end up working in an office for most of your life.

>>138462570
>anybody who points out the last eclipse wasn't in 1776 is a shill trying to discourage me from using the magical powers the eclipse will give me
ok schizo

>>138462426
Daai banter

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>>138463548
>>138463565
>>138463579
>>138463593

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>>138463593
>>138460649
>frogs are immune

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>>138464065
>>138463593
>a rinnegan user can block the light

>>138453446

I honostly don't even care if stars fall from the sky and Baphomet and Abaddon reveal themselves

At least something happened and /pol/ was right and I don't have to go to work tomorrow and my years of prepping pay off.

>>138462722
Not sure, spoopy though.

>>138453446
pre-meme-ing required reading -
https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3576249/posts

if you dont know about this, research richard higgins, higgins memo

>>138464065
this anime perfectly predicts the happening here.

>>138458745
t. abdul al-surinami

>>138456398
Because I saw a total eclipse in the UK in 1999 and nothing happened then either.

BLACKED

>>138458777
Those digits happened as well.

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>>138453446
I HAVENT GONE TO BED YET BEEN UP ALL NIGHT, HOW FUCKED AM I FOR THE GREAT HAPPENING GUYS?

>>138453446
Its simple. Will something be a massive scale happening?
Are the jews still around? if so you are fine. if suddenly the jews start leaving in mass. its time to worry

>>138458777
Checked!

>>138464555
I just saw some panicked jews running down the street
What do I do???

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Memeing for the death of communism(as if they dont die of starvation)

>>138464555
its our happening. not theirs. the state america is in memetically right now will be its state for the next 241 years.

this is the dawn of the new america and the new world and its ours, under trump. why do you think they fought trump so hard?

HOW LONG UNTIL THE ECLIPSE AND WHERE WILL IT BE FIRST?

>>138453446

How long till it happens?

>>138464905
only in the usa. about 3 hours. lasts two hours over the states.

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>>138453446
America will be a white nation once again

>>138464893
Have the jews been leaving in mass?

p.s. you forgot to change your flag

>>138455361
I had the same thing only years ago and there was no eclipse. It's just a good song

2 hours to go boys

>>138465064
no i didnt. read the thread.

>>138464905
all i know is it passes over me in kentucky at 235pm est at its peak

So uh where will this be streamed. We should start Generals

/TSEG/ - Total Solar Eclipse General or whatever

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>>138456837
>yankee
OH I'M SO OFFENDED.

As much as I want the eclipse to be a symbol for all hell to break loose from here on out, it won't

>>138465145
nothing will happen, tomorrow everyone will laugh at /pol/ just like after 2012

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>Aroliso tweet is weird, submitting it to KEK.

>>138466164
Who's that person

>>138453446
Can we meme Eclipses to be the new symbol of the alt-right?

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>>138461594

That's scary, will America expand itself... Or maybe not? Either way, this eclipse is a sign of things to come, perhaps things occurring now and things that have happened too.

America is a house divided, could this signify the division of America?

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>>138466849
A racist moon, you say?

>>138467197
this is fantastic.

>>138467197
Anybody ever read Dark Tower 3: the Waste Lands? Remember Charlie the Choo-Choo?

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>>138454008
>Who will take over?

Geckos...

>>138455605
Jealous af

>>138467273
thought more about the eclipse itself. We can make up some symbolism behind it:

- The sun (light) stands for whiteness and white reign.
- the moon moving in front of the sun is a metaphor for the current "Black Rights movements fighting back against the oppression of whites (light)" (leftist point of view, checked)
- the moon making room for the sun again after a rather short time span stands for the futility of Black "Rights" movements, as in "That Moon is you. Right now you seem to gain traction, but your movement will be short lived, before you find yourself under white oppression again"

How it is tied to le kekistan nation?

>>138453446
I would like to have Kek worship return to /pol/, and with this potential happening we will gain the energy needed to become the culture one day. Praise Kek.

>>138468644
kys

>>138471433
>33
praise kek

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Quick question
Need honest replies
If I have my (((special))) eclipse glasses on
Can I look at the eclipse through a telescope
Without getting permanent eye damage?

>>138472217
sounds like a terrible eyedea

>>138472217
pretty sure no. use a camera instead.

>>138472451
^i see what you did there

Reminder that the (((glasses))) are just pieces of paper sold by the 3D movie companies and are just made up by Jews to rip you off.

>>138471998
I'm going to play shadily during the eclipse, see if it offers any special effects

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This is just a bad dream, right?

>>138467901
I approve this

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to a new beginning
kek take the reins

>>138453837
You're an idiot. This is a TOTAL solar eclipse. Last TOTAL eclipse that occurred across the US was 1776. OP was not lying.

>>138455605
You actually sound like an idiot, and I feel sorry for you.

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>>138473069
Yes.

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>>138458399
you brilliant cunt

>>138472217
no your telescope is gonna concentrate the sunlight like a magnifying glass and just burn through

>>138455605
Prep the muslim bull you faggot

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>>138474895
>P-pagans are f-fags
I've been posting here, giving you all the truth for exactly 2 weeks. I've done my part, hope you have all listened. Pic related

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>>138475617
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals! And a Happy New Year.

>>138458399
>>138475088
Checked

is there an official pol viewing stream?

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>>138458399
YESSS HES HERE

>>138475891
You mean a stream of someone viewing /pol/? That's some next level shit

HOLY FUCK ITS SUDDENLY BECOME PITCH BLACK

I CAN AIR SIRENS IN DISTANT AND DOGS BARKING EVERYWHERE

NICE KNOWING U ALL

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Bump

>>138455056
>guys I'm 21 and wasn't around when this was another dumb rock song

*** HAPPENING: IMPORTANT INFORMATION - PLEASE SPREAD DO NOT IGNORE, THIS IS PART OF IT ALL ***

SMOKING GUN FOUND! MPs ARE PEDOPHILES! BARBARA KAHAN CONNECTED TO INTERNATIONALS WEAPONS MONEY LAUNDERING!
> SMOKING GUN FOUND! MPs ARE PEDOPHILES! BARBARA KAHAN CONNECTED TO INTERNATIONALS WEAPONS MONEY LAUNDERING!

This will bring down the establishment.

Original Threads:
>https://voat.co/v/whatever/2073883
>https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/2074275
>>138272681

People/Places of Interest Named:
>Henry Newman (michael groves)
>Henry J Newman
>Newmafruit (Kent)
>Integrated Service Solutions
>Fruitnet
>FowlerWelch

Lord Janner, Hampstead, Arms Dealers, Zionism & Barbara Kahan
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlvCikgu57Y

The Diamond Heist was connected (comprimising vides?)...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQLo5wn4dfs

Father of the Hampstead whistleblower kids had his business at The Diamond Heist address! Was he sending/receiving videos?

Hatton Garden heist leader 'found sick pics of Tory child abuser'
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/hatton-garden-heist-leader-found-7196229

A number of years ago two children discussed on camera, their alleged abuse at the hands of their father, teachers and other prominent members of the establishment, including currently operating members of the BBC.

Nick Cohen warned us of the sinister treatment of Savile whistleblowers at the BBC
>https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/mar/08/bbc-whistleblowers-jimmy-savile

-------------------------------------------------------

>Summary/Rundown:

Barbara Kahan fronts thousands of shell companies, where she serves as a director for one day. Barbara Kahan is the name of a Tavistock Psychologist from days gone by.

Ricky Dearman owned a business at 89-90 Hatton Gardens During the beginning of the year (20--) he began scrubbing connections to the address off the internet. Then The Diamond Heist occurred...

The people behind the heist found MP's in child porn, at the same address.

>>138476105
Archived it for you
>http://mirror co uk/news/uk-news/hatton-garden-heist-leader-found-7196229
https://archive.is/KlhHM
>http://theguardian com/commentisfree/2015/mar/08/bbc-whistleblowers-jimmy-savile
https://unvis.it/theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/mar/08/bbc-whistleblowers-jimmy-savile

reposting for answers
I live on the South West Coast of England. At 12pm GMT, when the eclipse was supposed to have begun, we experienced widespread power cuts across the county, the town I live and the next town over had no electricity at all, shops and homes. Not only that but I had ZERO internet connectivity OR mobile phone coverage. This lasted for over an hour before it came back on. Is this normal? Was crazy, nobody knew what was happening. I live in the town centre so when the lights went out in my flat I went out to the street and all the shopkeepers were reporting the same, no power, phones or internet. Felt like a genuine happening was coming anons

Over/under on number of niggers robbing banks and stores during the eclipse?

I call at least 50

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OH SHIT SOMETHING HAPPENING GO OUTSIDE AND LISTEN

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https://youtu.be/yxgDcIwZBgU

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>>138453593

It may not be the end of the world but being this BLUEPILLED. Your country is dead.

>tfw can't even call you bongs
>will probably have to call you yodels or moans

The last eclipse (that went coast to coast) was in 1918 faggot

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Todays happening will go unnoticed. People will not only be taken, but forgotten. Whatever you do, do not remember them, do not think about them. They will try to speak to you, but do not listen. For they are no longer what they used to be, and have been erased from the collective mind for a reason.

https://m.imgur.com/a/OFn9e

>>138455361
Lad, you've just got some paranoia. There ain't shit special about you.

>>138453593
The 2 objects in our relative area of space exerting a gravitational pull on one side of the earth. I wonder if anything special would happen because of that, hmmm...

>>138453446
Western Civilization will be saved, the fourteen words shall be fulfilled, and degeneracy will be purged.

as I meme so mote it be

>>138478916
yes all murricans will get a little bit lighter because sun and moon pulls them against earth's gravity

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>>138476105
Oh shit

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>>138453446
It's literally the blacksun rising over the US

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>>138476148

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>MUH ECLIPSE
... kek bout to make a pepe shadow on oregon

>>138453446
>The last time the eclipse happened was at the founding of america
No it wasn't
The last time this happened was in 1272
The reason it's special is because it's an eclipse that only covers america

there will soon be two suns in the sky if you check these digitz

>>138455917
https://youtu.be/9JRLCBb7qK8

>>138460587
It is not a fact you faggot
There was literally not one single eclipse in all of 1776 anywhere on earth
You couldn't be more wrong if you tried

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>tfw a total solar eclipse won't grant you super human abilities
Can I at least have some dubbs to ease this pain?

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>>138479647

>>138475922
Oh shit

take me with you kek

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>>138479647
>expecting powers without the blood sacrifice

>>138453593
The point of astrological signs and omens is to get us to start paying closer attention to the things around us and focus on the bigger picture. The mystical properties come from the humans perceiving the eclipse not the eclipse itself.

>>138460855
Confirmed for didn't read

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>>138479841
>without the blood sacrifice
what kind of blood sacrifice?

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>>138479693
wow, watch this faggot

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From official Time Magazine stream

Look Familiar?

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>>138463548

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>>138480016
Those who have to ask will never know.

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>>138480082
PRAISE THOTH

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>>138480082
Hang niggers crack a niggers neck from left to right

>>138455365
Said no one on /pol/ ever

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>>138480171
these digits say otherwise

>>138453446
>comming eclipse
Crypto currencies will tank. Euro and Dollar will tank. New economic crisis. Riots on the streets. The fire rises.
Mark my words.

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Go outside the balcony dogs are barking everywhere

>>138480602
what digits?

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>>138481103
t...these?

>>138454006

The last time a total eclipse crossed the US from coast to coast was 1918.

>>138481152
i'm... i'm sorry, it just wasn't meant to be.

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>>138481230
I WILL NEVER GIVE UP!

>>138481428
anon... please. you're embarrassing yourself.

Everyone better pray to the moon-sun alignment to bless /pol/ with victory.

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Soros, podesta, Clinton and rothchild are the ((god hand))

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>>138481485
EVER!

>>138461919
I agree nothing will happen but you have to remember that Europistan can't in2 meme magic, only be the end result of it's effects

>>138453711
There is an eclipse happening somewhere in the world relatively often.

>>138453711
>>138453446
Um the last full US eclipse was in 1979, so this is quiet literally not even a once ina lifetime event for many people.

I am however using this as an excuse to day drink and waste this day

>>138481777
>>138481725
so close, yet so far...

>>138481222

And then the Spanish flu killed tens of millions.

>>138481777
Someone wins the lottery every day as well. Doesn't mean it's not exciting when it happens to you Neil.

Make a wish guys. Be very wide in what you choose. Do NOT fill your heart with hate!

This is the chance we have to save our race!

>>138481762
haha meme magic is real! :D
haha praise kek my /B/ro haha
haha you cuck :D
praise kek meme magic is real haha :D
haha kek :D
kek :D

>>138481869
I just want to end it all man

>>138481970
Well there are literally faggots that travel the world to see solar eclipses.

>>138480355
Newfag

>>138455140
1776 WILL COMENCE AGAIN

>>138453446
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

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Florida reporting in, Got a good view of nothing through my sky light. is this a hoax.

>>138482579
you wanna back that up with some digits?

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>>138476900
>digits
Oh shit we got bodysnatchers now

>>138453791

https://archive.is/Dkdqr

>>138453446

Trump will be the last President.
Chiggity Czech em.

>>138482820
It'll probably move out of the view of your skylight soon Anon
Should also put in a pair of black shades even though your SL is blocking a lot of it

>>138462823
fucking kek

2D WILL BECOME REAL

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>>138482822
fucking gotem

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>>138482822
o shi-
PRAISES GEG :DDDDD :DD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_MbbVuNVYE

>>138458399
KEK SPEAKETH

>>138463833
KEK IS HERE

>>138453446
>No way out but through the jew

NO JEWS, JUST RIGHT

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>>138453446
Shadilay