Interested in Becoming a Special Agent?

Nah mate, you're alright. I doubt that our equivalent (NCA) would accept me anyway.

>>138445993
How about you guys allow us to smoke weed and then ill apply.

>>138445993
Yeah but FBI is below my pay grade, so was the one of the five eyes agencies.

It's sad that I have the skills but there's no work that pays enough compared to the corporate world.

>>138445993
Get back to me once you guys diversify your weed staff

>>138445993
Gonna need a lifetime supply of Pop Tarts and Hot Pockets.

I heard a rumor once that the FBI hires a lot of bronies and degenerates and people onto their staff. If that's really true, my heart goes out to you guys, it must be slim pickings if you have to come here.

>implying whites are invited

>>138445993
I'm white. That's diverse, right?

>>138445993
I'm glad you are openly recruiting now instead of going through your fronts like the Aryan Nations or the KKK.

>>138446205
if you are dirty, it can pay very very well.

>>138447277
The FBI doesn't hire "dirty" people. They would just cause internal conflicts.

People like you don't have any awareness of the group. If you don't want the USA to crash and burn, then these /ourguys/.

>>138447452
Yeah James Comey and his whole crowd aren't "dirty" at all.

>>138445993
>FBI Houston will hold a Diversity Agent Recruitment (DAR).
>We’re looking for qualified candidates of different racial and ethnic backgrounds who represent the communities we serve.
That means if you are a White Man, don't bother.

>>138447096
Yeah, in the UK amongst far right groups there are more NCA/MI5 infiltrators than actual members.

>>138446117
Mate of mine is in the NCA and was undercover in a human trafficking ring. After making great progress strangely their team received orders from Whitehall (directly) to drop their investigation with "immediate effect". No explanation.
He says they were finding several links to NGOs

>>138447544
The FBI is under orders to no longer officially track Communists. Maek u thing

>>138445993
>Diversity Agent Recruitment = NO WHITES!

Fuck you FBI! Wtf?!?!?

>>138445993
>I'll bite
First convince me the FBI handled the Hillary investigation properly.

>>138445993
Hola gracias, buscais hispanos?

>>138445993
>1 post by this ID

>>138445993
Is there a wheelchair ramp? I need a wheelchair ramp.

I applied to the FBI 2 years ago. I have a degree in Criminal Justice and a squeeky clean record. Why am I not an officer? Because I clicked the box that said White on the 'diversity' page.

>>138448327
Why do people keep falling for that? One time the government collected intelligence from my neighbors and then send some weird guy to my door shouting at me about how I wanted to kill him (???) just to conclusively determine whether or not I'm white because I hadn't checked any diversity boxes.

Turns out this was part of Obama's secret race database for section 8 "desegregation"

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>>138445993

>>138448327
>not clicking indigenous american
ya dun goofed m8.

>>138448495
>Dr Patel
>Im FBI
>you dont get to hire whites

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>>138445993
>Above all, they uphold the rule of law, defend civil rights and civil liberties, and protect the innocent.

They are not aware how Orwellian they have become, are they?

Pro-whites have no rights outside the right to shut up, and the FBI are among the ones that make sure it stays that way.

>>138448495
>>138448708
>when you realize that this whole time you've been fighting the jews so poos can replace them
And I'm out.

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>>138445993
>FBI
>jobs
>.gov

>>138448708
Kinda what it feels like.

>>138445993
Different from who?
>whites, obviously

>>138447452
>If you don't want the USA to crash and burn

I can't wait until it crashes and burns. The sooner it happens, the sooner we can replace it with something less stupid

>tfw the South was right about keeping state's rights

>>138447544
At this point I am entirely certain the only reason the KKK still exists is because of the FBI.

>>138451687
Pretty sure the KKK exists because of Jeff Sessions. I don't think he really disavowed during the confirmation hearings.

>>138445993
Dear world,

This is why our young white males have dropped out of polite society.
--
>divesting the most dynamic and violent race of their birthright and expecting anything good to come of it

>>138451811
If you're stupid enough to believe that then you must be a shill. Im not a fan of sessions but certainly not because he failed to disavow KKK in confirmation hearing.

>>138451940
I think it would have been appropriate to extend it for another day so we could have the opportunity to have him asked if he was really sure about what he said about not being a an ardent racist KKK supporter.

Can't be too sure with these neo-nazis around.

>>138451940
I'm pretty sure you're just too autistic to realize he's joking.
>>138452070
>>138451811
Here have some more (You)s.

>>138448327
>>138448454
>not checking them all

>>138452070
His confirmation hearings?
I'm sure hes spoken about the subject but couldn't recall what exactly was said. Similar to Russia recusal.

how do i bcom astronot.

>FBI Houston will hold a Diversity Agent Recruitment (DAR).
So they aren't looking for competence or aptitude in their candidates, but skin tone. When is Trump administration going to crack down on institutional racism?

>>138445993
This just goes to show that ZOG intel agencies are declaring themselves the enemy of whites.

>"We’re looking for qualified candidates of different racial and ethnic backgrounds who represent the communities we serve."

Sorry white boy not for you

>>138452456
Draw strars on dall wall and jump at it, then u bcome guud astronat like me sinserrely fbi

ITT:

NICE

TRY

FBI

>>138446690
You'd be amazed if I told you what kind of people I work with. They keep all the normies back in Langley. The rest of us are shipped off overseas.

Been with the Agency for 3 years now.

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I don't have a degree and have too much social anxiety.

I just have all these great ideas.

Life isn't fair.