It is almost here. Are you ready?

quick rundown??

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>>138444539

>>138444443
no bro im half way across the world

>>138444709
NO HOLY SHIT IM FUCKING SPOOKED NOW ANON WHAT THE FUCK I JUST A SHADOW OF THE FACE OF BAPHOMET IN THE CORNER OF MY EYE AFTER I SAW THE IMAGE WHAT THE FUCK

Do I really need those dumb glasses or can I just us sunglasses or stare at it normally?

>>138445310
You can glance at it for a second or two with sunglasses but you cant stare at it.

>>138445310

What is the normal way to stare at the sun?

was Jerry Lewis the blood sacrifice?

>>138445310
sunglasses won't do

you can use an old floppy disk

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>>138444443
Can I get one? Preferably not this one>>138444709

>>138444443
>inb4 nothing happens

Will I be able to watch it from some sort of live stream?

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>>138445614

Oh shit yeah, I heard of it. Shit is gonna go down with a Martian Invasion. Luckily I'm in cheeseland safe

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>>138444709
FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKK

I WANT TOTAL WAR

>>138445310
Enjoy your new seeing eye dog.

>>138444709
post yfw nothing happens and pol is wrong again

>>138446007
The shit posting is going to be hilarious no matter what happens

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>>138445250

Dw nothing or anybody can over power our heavenly father, this eclipse is just a harbinger for the start of the great tribulation on 9/23. Accept the lord into your hearts and pray forgiveness as to not be left behind.

>>138446007
That wasn't /pol/ though. That's /x/ shit.

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>>138446007

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>>138445875

>>138446007
nothing will happen. maybe some drunk and disorderly and thats it.

>>138444443
Can't even sleep. it's like July 27th all over again.

>>138446007
posted on /x/

but we'll claim it if there is happenings

else we'll just say it's /x/

>>138446444
Oh shit. Is this really the day of all days?

>>138444709
Can any kind anon tell me how one would go about fighting and identifying the demons?

>>138446727
they already live among us desu

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>>138445614

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40998324

Calling it out, there will be another car/van/bus plowing into a crowd of eclipse watchers. You better watch it America.

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>>138444443

>>138444443
how many hours left?

>>138446727
more than half of the world is already infected with mind parasites. watch out for people whose eyes turn completely black when they rage

>>138447771
How do I defend myself from them? How do I fight them?

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>>138445367
Only if you have faith

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>>138444443
>>138444444

>>138447851
the fight happens in unseen dimensions so you need to be careful about your other bodies. any form of fear and hatred is a weakness on your part and will be used as a weapon or a gateway by them. there's a reason why evil corrupts instead of overpowering and even the shittiest dark entity must follow the universal laws. cleanse the darkness in you and their influence will be obsolete

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Magical Melanin-rich eyes will protect blacks from staring straight at the sun.

>>138444709
Oh look this larper is also a script fag. Big fucking deal.

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>>138444443
>be me
>be billionaire shitposter
>science division of my megacorp emails me
>"big eclipse soon boss"
>tell science division to devote all resources to figuring out how to project Trump's face onto the moon
>spare no expense, give no pause to any cost in human life, spend billions
>August 21st, current year
>skunkworks-tier laser projectors set up along the entire path of the totality
>millions of liberals flock to witness the eclipse
>"this will be the best thing since harry potter"
>seconds away from totality
>fireitup.jpg
>as liberals remove their eclipse glasses, they're greeted with pic related
>"WHY IS DRUMPF ON THE MOON"
>"HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING"
>"GET 45 OFF OF THE MOON NOW"
>sides of millions of trump supporters launch into orbit creating a debris cloud that blocks out the sun
>all life on earth ends
yfw