CALLING ALL ST LOUIS AND BOWLING GREEN ANONS

>>138427978
Im actually bringing my gun to work.

Some of you are alright, don't got to mcDainalds today

BAMP

Why cant i leave? I was so happy before.

>>138427978
Im gonna hide in a dumpster

>>138427978
St. Louis is just north of the full eclipse, I'm going to Arnold.

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>>138427978
LAST FAP BEFORE THE RAP!

Locked in for Yellowstone.

Check em

>>138431272
not checked but i still hope you die

I'm confused. What exactly is happening?

>>138427978
so what are you guys going to do when nothing happens tomorrow? if a secret society was planning happenings, why would they leave "clues" everywhere?


IDIOTS

>>138431393
Unite the right shitstorm happened on soros birthday. Checkmate drumpftard.

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>>138431393
why you ruin the fun

>>138431393
It is guaranteed that something is going to happen. Night will consume the day, the Earth's aurora will by highlighted along the horizon, Snakes will be cast as shadows across the ground. The sun will reveal it's diamond ring, bailey beads, and corona to observe with the naked eye.

Except there's a chance for rain that will probably ruin it all for me.

gotta love coincidences
>the eclipse goes over seven salems

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>>138432697

>>138431393
brainlet, laughing at your "clues"

>>138427978
21 August is here , and my sky is looking gloomy.
What do guys?

Message to all Americans who do not live within the path of the eclipse:
Fuck off. We're full.

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>>138427978
Jefferson County, MO reporting in

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What happens if I didn't buy glasses, but only glance for a few secs at a time?

>>138433516
nothing

>>138433516
You're probably still fucked but if the happening happens it won't matter

>>138433516
Your benis grows 2 inches

>>138433516
Take a flashlight and a small needle. Place the needle in the middle of the flashlight and turn it on. This is what it is like looking directly at the eclipse. Please don't burn your retinas anon.

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>>138433747
Is this just a Jewish conspiracy to sell (((glasses))) at an extremely high mark up, while depriving Aryans from natural vitamin D?

>>138433971
what the fuck no

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>>138432737
What is that

>>138427978
It's gonna be ayyyys lmao

>>138428363
k

>>138432537
kek

>>138427978
Remember guys - the darker a nigger is the easier it is for it to hide in the shadows. Around solar eclipse, never relax.

will do OP

>>138427978
>No way out but through the jews

NO JEWS, JUST RIGHT!!

I really hate that I'm going to be in the dentist chair for basically the entire eclipse

>>138431272
fuck you nigger

What time is this thing habbening

South Texas fag here

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membur when cavemen thought solar eclipse was a sign of the end and got all worked up about it?

>>138437996
Member when island cunts didn't shitpost on a Nigerian basketweaving forum?

>>138438699
basket wot? what the fuckarooni u talking about burger lmao

>138438842
You're either extremely new or a shill. Thanks for outing yourself, lurk more before posting on my Tibetan smoke signal emporium imageboard again. Cunt.

>>138428363
>going to work on the last day.

>>138431370
Jellystone is kill.

>>138433516
Something I did during the last one was use a blank CD-R to look through. Don't stare because it's not as good as eclipse glasses but it'll let you take glimpses of it.

>>138438842
>being this confused on a Tibetan throat singing enthusiast board

Calm down

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>>138434416
oh dear god

is it the same bob Baer who's CIA?

>>138427978
What time is this at , i thought it had been and gone but maybe my neet clock is just fucking me up

Someone tell me what is so special about the eclipse

>>138427978
Ohio fag here, will be near Bowling Green KY locked and loaded in case shtf. Cover me senpai

>>138441782
It's the first totality to cross all of the US since sometime in the 13th century.

>>138441950
So because of that singular happenstance, shit is gonna hit the fan?

>>138427978
Why do you fags think something is going to happen

>>138441950
1776

>>138432737
X marks the spot of the happening.

>>>138437150

Check this thread too guys

>>138442224
Something has to happen sometime dammit

>>138427978
>Total solar eclipses literally happen all the time
>This one happens to go across burgerland
>suddenly the end of the world

>>138440237
>He went to work in the last 8 months.

End times have been on since at least the election.

>>138427978

My uncle who works at Burger KIng is an expert in astronomical events. He says some real shit is going down today.

>>138442527
No it doesnt, happenings are like a slow ship wreck.. it takes several generations for the real shit to happen.

will i notice anything from MN? 85% occlusion seems significant but the sun is so damn bright...

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>>138431393
>if a secret society was planning happenings, why would they leave "clues" everywhere?

>>138431393
I'll probably work on my next novel. You?

>>138432737
Huh, 7 years to the next one?
We tribulation now

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>>138427978
>georgia guide stones

>>138432965
Poo in it

>>138447655
because nobody believes them anyways?

>>138443042
Yes you kangaroo fucker. The US is a major power of the world, you whogivesafuck countries, revolve around the shit we have happening here.

>student at SIUc fag here
Will be in the middle of the chaos in the best viewing spot on earth
>massive college party
Ask me anything

>>138427978
I plan on taking a nap and sleeping through it.
See you guys on the other side of whatever hellish portal this eclipse brings to us.

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Can someone explain why they have the chronological path starting on the west coast? The sun rises from the east; am I missing something?

>>138452459
Never mind, I get it now.

>>138452459
>moon

>>138452459
The earth is flat

>>138452459
the moon is moving west to east so it blocks the view of people on the west coast before the east coast

inb4 literally nothing happens like every time some retard on here said it was

>>138453107

You think youre hot shit dontcha?

>>138452984
>the moon is moving west to east
What?
The correct answer is moon moves slightly slower than sun, and during the eclipse it only appears to be moving west to east

>>138440491
AND A JEW??

>>138443351
My cousin works at Subway and he read al the Harry Potter books, he says nothing will happen.

>>138452459
Shadows, not astro-checkers

You'll barely even be able to see it in St. Louis, need to be a couple hours south to be worth it.

I don't give a shit anyway, its a 2 minute illusion where you need (((their))) glasses to view anyway

When does eclipse occur on east coast?

>>138453853
Like 1:30pm or something, but it will last for about 2 hrs from start to finish if you're in a path of totality.

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>>138427978
7

>>138440329
I did that too. Probably still bad for your eyes.

>>138441950
1488?

>>138431199

> hoosier

>>138455506
you bring shame upon our flag..

>>138433269
jeffco pls
go get involved in your community and help clean up the streets. had a handful of friends who went to fox. south of there, it gets even worse. come on man

>>138432737
what are different map projections.

>>138432537
>Night will consume the day
The eclipse will be only in America you dumb burgers, by your logic you ony will die.

>>138431393
Lying makes their magick weaker.

>>138455845
why would i help those fox faggots
how about they win some football first

>>138427978
Nithing will happen yall stuppid niggers

your mom will suck my nuts with a demon accompanying thats what will happen

Relax jeez

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>>138427978
RED FAT STANDING BY

>>138427978
>Gerogia

I used to live near the "Gerogia" guidestones.

They're just rich people shit posting irl.

>>138433516
u dei

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>>138427978
>That line across the the continent that an eclipse will travel

THE ROD AND THE RING WILL STRIKE

https://youtu.be/mw_HKzo9Ync
>this will become reality

When is it supposed to happen?

>>138431272
this. yellowstone will blow. the old gods will return. (hollow earth) demons will roam the Earth

>>138427978

So how does this work on our flat earth ? I'm freaking out and starting have doubts. I don't want to slip into the hands of the globalist ! Help me stay Red Pilled !

THE EARTH IS TRI- GLOBALIST JEWS

>>138428363
See you on the CNN happening report

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>>138427978
>Live in the middle lane of the Eclipse.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPMqzuvTpPI

Is there a West coast livestream?

>>138455845
> hating on the nigger free Jeffco.

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tfw Michael is coming to decapitate satan.

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>>138432737

>>138431272
I'm certain they're planning to blow it up, if not today then 23 september.