What's so special about tomorrow's eclipse?

>>138427401
Actually acessable

>>138427401
Among many reasons. Here are a few.

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1503101980022.png

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1503100350250.gif

http://i.imgur.com/DshKMEg.png

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/18/astrologers-warn-solar-eclipse-could-seriously-impact-trump-and-nation/580260001/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwGb38Rce5E

>>138427401
Russia or niggers. I'm not sure which yet. All I know at this point is it's not the Jews.

>>138427401
Nothing.

That it's above the US for the fist time in awhile.

>>138428003
>not the Jews
It's always the Jews. I almost fully guarantee that if anyone finds God's missing stone tablet it will read "Thou shalt always suspect the Jew".

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>>138427401
The mothership is going to come down and a green bitch with four godamn titties is going to blow me. Shits gonna be money!

>>138427699
>>https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/18/astrologers-warn-solar-eclipse-could-seriously-impact-trump-and-nation/580260001/


Read this
http://www.psywarrior.com/SuperstitionPSYOP.html

>>138427401
Because its pretty and rare.

>>138427401
Eclipses aren't that rare, but since the US is a relatively small area of the Earth's surface, most of them end up occurring over the ocean or in Asia or Africa, which the media doesn't bother reporting on.

>>138428604
And not happening in hueland :D

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>>138427401
~12%-20% of world will get super powers. As has been predictive programmed to us for the past few decades.


See your power here:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

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I come from the future lads. While everyone was distracted by the eclipse, this strange man was spotted making his getaway.

Weirdly enough on August 21st 1914 there was a total solar eclipse over Europe just weeks after WW1 started.

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>>138429193

Aug 21st 1933 aswell.

https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/solar/1933-august-21

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>>138429042
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orang_Minyak_Physiology

oh fuck I'll become a nigger

I'm pretty excited desu, never seen one before.
Why would i let media saturation keep me from beholding it?

>>138427401

I rise.

>>138429042

>Cryokinetic Polearm Construction

based

>>138430386
Yeah we all do stupid, it's called waking up

>>138430649

Sometimes I don't sleep though.

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God is coming to earth to kill all non whites

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Blue beam.

>>138430853
...


So awake?

>>138427401
Nothing. Half of /pol/ has undiagnosed schizophrenia.

It's not.

Just a good day for Jews to make money selling paper glasses at 100,000% markup.

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>>138430953

>>138427401
First time in 99 years since a full eclipse has manifested before the United States. Nothing interesting will happen otherwise.

>>138427401
Most likely nothing. /pol/ is being mental again and reading their desert god guidebooks upside down in an attempt to connect it with this. I'm hoping for some neat solar flares.

>>138429042
>138429042
Zombie Physiology
So I guess I turn into a zombie.

>>138429042
>Planar Entity Physiology
I am become Death.

>>138429193
>>138429389
OH SHIT

>>138427401
the sun will be literally BLACKED

marking the end of white supremacy

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>>138427401

>>138427401
The eclipse is the start of Tribulation, or basically the beginning of the end. Repent.

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>>138429042
>tentacle extension

The power to generate tentacles tentacle-like appendages.

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>>138427401


Now asks yourselves:

Why would there be a group of people dancing and singing praises to the sun right now.....doing drugs, having sex, and all manner of immorality?

Does this remind you of what happened back in Ancient times during Babylon?

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>>138431590

Also, assume nothing happens tomorrow.....

Which I believe nothing will....however, strange things are going to happen soon.

Prepare lads.

>>138427401
It's happening directly over the CONUS.

If you're directly in its path you can look directly at the 'sun' without any glasses or filters for 2 minutes, which is unique.

Other than that nothing.

Australia is going to get like 3 total eclipses in the next 20 years.

>>138427401
Nothing.


Go to bed.

>>138429042
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
FUCK YEAH!
HOLY NOVA
FROST NOVA
FIRE NOVA
I AM SO FUCKING STOKED!!!!!

>>138427401
trump assasinated

>>138431709
Kill yourself, larper. Idiots like you ruin this board. I'd see degenerate leftist shit all day than another faggot like yourself post ever again.

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>>138431709

>>138431746
Why is Australia always the best at everything?

I want to look at it but I don't have those stupid glasses. What do?

>>138427401
I don't know, not too worried. More worried about having to put my sick dog down tomorrow.

>>138427401
I had a dream this afternoon about the eclipse.
There were tons of ufos flying around.
My money is on Ayylmao.
Maybe that's what Trump's address is REALLY about.

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The God of darkness has returned today to mark eh beginning of Trumps presidency, and will return in 2024 after Trumps 8 years are up

It can only mean one thing, that there is going to be a world war or major civil war here soon, or Trump will turn America from a Republic into and Empire, where Trump is Americas Julius Ceaser when Rome went from Republic to Empire

>>138429042
Life Genesis. Signing up for super villain. Come fight my ballsack manifestations

>>138427401
Its gonna set off Yellowstone, the gravitational pull from both the Sun and the Moon combined will pull the volcanic pressure towards the surface.

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>>138431905

>>138431989
Yeah that's totally how eclipses work

>>138431901
Arent library's giving them out for free?

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>>138428472
>>138430953
>>138431190

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>>138431834

>Larping

>>138427401
Humans are fascinated by rare events.

But the thing is, we're surrounded by rare events. Once in a lifetime events. Once in an eternity events.

If you step on an ant on the sidewalk, the exact circumstances of that event will never be replicated, ever. The angle of your foot, the position of the ant, the shoes you were wearing. It's all unique.

I'm not too excited for this eclipse. It's neat I guess. But celestial objects occult other celestial objects all the time. That's one of the primary ways we learn about planets in other solar systems.

In the span of a human lifetime an eclipse is somewhat rare, but in galactic terms, it's extremely common.

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>>138432043
Fuck off nigger I want to larp too. But seriously a lot of serious scientists are wondering how much of an effect the moon's gravitational pull has on volcano eruptions, like the tide changing with the moon. I've read a few articles on this, with at least one scientist pointing out that St.Helena erupted while a full moon was over it.

>>138429042
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Causality Manipulation..Literally God Tier...worship me you maggots.

>>138431901
Science channel is going to be broadcasting it live.

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>>138428472
>>138430953
>>138431346

Pic related, see for yourself.

>>138432112
Why would librarys do that when they require photo IDs to borrow a book these days?

>>138427401
Either google is screwin around or whatever i gotta go to bed soon i guess

>>138427401
Absolutely nothing besides the happening (((they))) have planned for us.

>>138431346
>>138431346
wtf picrelated
moar plzz

>>138431989
im more inclinded to believe the point of 'X' where the two eclipses meet will destroy the country
(the point where the two meet from tomorrow to the next one in 7 years will mark an 'X' over the highest point of fracking in the country)

>>138432349
I dunno. I havent used one for books in forever but they handed them out here atleast

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>>138427401
I'm part of Wyoming DHS so it's a special sort of nightmare for me. Get out od my state weirdos and foreigners. REEEEEEEE

>>138432501
Why? Are you being flooded with illegals or something?

DHS is the biggest fucking waste of money.

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>>138432329

>tfw have that power now

>>138432565
Tourists are traveling en masse to areas in the totality zone, brainlet.

>>138432112
Everyone is out of them.

>>138432677
So what? What is DHS doing about it other than glorified penis inspection day?

How about we airdrop the entire DHS in to the middle of Iraq and see if they do anything useful there?

>>138432722
Rip
them off of someone elses face and run

>>138429042
Absorbtive regeneration...sweet

>>138427401
>tfw live directly in the path in oregon
My town is going to get crowded

superstitious fags are a fucking cancer
kys yourselves.

>>138427401
Americans will stare at it without eye ware.

>>138431901
can i look at it WITHOUT glasses?

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>>138429042
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

What did they mean by this?

>>138433184
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Empowerment

Fuccin wrong c-p

>>138429042
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anti_Storage
>immune to any imprisonment abilities
>you can still be destroyed
Why would anyone want this power?

>>138433133
No longer than you normally would look at the sun. So like a small glimpse.

>>138429042
>Elemental Channeling
Im gonna out LARP all the faggots.

>>138429042
>Selective Elimination
This would be fucking hilarious, I'm pleased. Clicked again and got "Bee Physiology", some real shitty ones.

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>>138433362
>small glimpse.
>tfw you are like a little baby

>>138431849
dunno

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>>138432565
Your other response nailed it. Rumors of koreans coming bere en masse to fornicate under the eclipse. Japs comitting seppeku under the eclipse. Over a hundred different countries to a state with shitty infrastructure. GET OUT!

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>>138427401
Shit gun get serious

The nigger moon steal the sun

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>>138432863
How about we have to posture for dipshit sand faggots and cults, ya dingus.

any fag here actually watched the last eclipse a few years ago?
it was very cool experience imo
is there a link to a stream for the eclipse?

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>>138432346

Good catch!

>>138429042
>go to a psychic a couple weeks ago
>get palm readinv
>she tells me I have healing powers among other things but that was one of the standouts

>my random power is antibody manipulation

I don't mean to be a schizo here but am I gonna be my party's white mage when the demons invade?

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>>138432346


>It's real

WTF???

>>138433744
No you don't. You don't even have to harass the rest of us and ruin the tourism industry while acting like smug cunts. The world would be a better place if all you worthless welfare leeches with no understanding of security would be dismissed tomorrow.

>>138429042
>Gravitational Upforce
Apparently I could reduce gravity.
Kinda sounds fun

>>138427401
>once in a lifetime opportunity
>THE MOON SHALL BLOT OUT THE SUN
>but don't look at it anon, it'll make you blind
fuck this, what's the point?

>>138434045
Its not once in a lifetime unless youre really old or smething

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>>138433907
>harass
We're all on standby you uniformed conspiracy faggot. Spend all my goddamn time in briefings on current outages, travel stats, predictions, risk analysis. Fucking hell, I have a masters in Emergency Management, you're probably baiting your tiny dick waiting for nuggies. How about you take your anarcho capitalism faggotry and suck six dicks in a row.

>>138434045
Ever looked at the sun before? Just get a small glimpse lmao or make one of those boxes with a pinhole.

>>138427401
We're going to meet the aliens tomorrow. Well, today where I am. When the eclipse happens!

I've already seen proof.

Don't worry, Hollywood's been getting you all ready for years, you're all preprogrammed now to react how you're supposed to,

>>138433133
It'll be just like looking at the sun without glasses. You can glance at it, but looking for more than 3-5 seconds at a time could be damaging to your eyes.

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>>138429042
>Anger Magic

>>138427401
It's the mark of the next civil war in America.

>>138434271
Wow that sounds like an effective use of funding. Thanks for proving my point you insipid piece of trash.

>>138429042
>Poverty inducement
The jews have had it coming

>>138429042


I GOT KAKASHI'S COPY YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKED HAHAHAHAHA

>>138434378
That probably means you have shit ton of magic in you if you're like me and you feel it 24/7.

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>>138429042

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Awareness

Sounds lit

>>138427401
A major sign in the sky from God himself.

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>>138434333
I hope those digits mean something faggot

>>138429042
Magma Mimicry, cool.

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>>138427401
Jerry's coming back and this time he's pissed

>>138427401

> look I am standing in a shade

literally nothing, only your feelings

The worst president happens to get elected the year the sun is blocked out across America.
Really tickles the taint

>A ROCK WILL STAND ON SEVEN HILLS
Someone decrypt this for me?

>>138427401
>>138427401
It's going to cause Yellowstone to erupt

>>138434874
How

they bringing back harambe

>>138429042
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Selective_Portal_Creation?useskin=oasis
Oh shit I'm Nightcrawler now

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>>138427401
It comes in two different flavors

new member of the Gods Hand

>>138429042
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stench_Removal

After the Black Sun Rises I guess I get to remove hippies and antifa.

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>>138429042

Das it mayne.

This anon confirmed for harbinger

Check em

>>138434925
Combination of sun and moons gravitational pull on yellowstone
>>138432316

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>>138429042
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Composite_Deity_Physiology
Nioce

>>138435115
Thats not how the tide works
Its also not the first solar eclipse

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>>138435091

nothing really

they happen all the time all over the world. it's just a "major" eclipse since it's over the middle of the USA

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>>138429042
>symbiotic tattoos
>just got a classical architecture themed sleeve with a statue of Ares from the Brandenburg Gate

Frick yes

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>>138429042
>enhanced defence
Would serve well against Antifa
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Defense?useskin=oasis

>>138429042
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Pyrokinetic Constructs
>NICE

>>138429042
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Deity_Manipulation
well cunts if you need a hit up just ask

>>138434958
Well apparently we can get a second power according to be boy so I got http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Potentiality_Lordship?useskin=oasis
I guess I am become God?

>>138435736
Oshit

>>138429042
>war manipulation
Literally gain power from conflict I will be unstoppable.

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>>138435736
Can you grant me repeating numbers??

>>138435912
>>138435912
ayy you wanna chill in another dimension while these fags die i'll give you sick powers in return you have to give me qtpies
our powers compliment each other perfectly
>>138436011
shit apparently i can

inb4 literally nothing happens like it never does

>>138436184
mate the happening threads are always the most comfy
who cares if this shit world gets nuked/destroyed

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>>138434866
Are there Christians in India? Because there should be, godbless.

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>>138429042

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Freedom
>Freedom
>from EVERYTHING
This is the final evolution of 'Merica.

>>138428003
i think its the NWO

>>138429042
>mammal physiology: use skills of/transform into any mammal
Useful, but I'm conflicted about becoming the ultimate furry.

>>138429042
>Weapon Proficiency

I accept.

>>138427401
its the first one above the US in like 36 years

>>138429042
I'm already a demon.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ascended_Demon_Physiology

>>138429042
>Cosmic-Electric Manipulation
I guess I'm a god now.

>>138427699
This is literally the stupidest thing I have ever read.

>>138429042
>multi-directional vision
We chameleon now

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>>138429042
I'm gonna go full chad roid rage.

>>138427401
the sun is about to get BLACKED

digits confirm

>>138427401
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN :^)

>>138429042
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Strength?useskin=oasis

>>138429042
MUTATED FUCKING GODHOOD NIGGERS

BOW DOWN
O
W

D
O
W
N

>>138430929
777

>>138436833
THANKS KEK
H
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K
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>>138436092
Sounds good to me. Considering I can give you powers as well I think we will become overlords of the multiverse in a matter of days.

>>138427401
Anyone else dreamed of the eclipse last night? Nothing relevant in my dream. I was watching it with my father, and I only remember it was impressive and creepy.

>>138429042
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryokinetic_Constructs

Guess i'll freeze niggers and shit

>>138431950
Fucking this, one can only hope!

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>>138428472
>>138432346

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>>138429042
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Magic
I thought it was some sort of disambiguation page but nope, I'm becoming a god. See you in September.

>>138427401
Bacteria-Filled Balloons to Be Released by NASA During Solar Eclipse. Sleep well everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arrtYPrYOoM

>>138429042
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_Embodiment
heh.....nothing personnel.....

>>138429042
>Blood Pressure Manipulation
> The ability to manipulate the blood pressure in oneself or other living creatures. Combination of Blood Manipulation and Pressure Manipulation.
>The user has complete control over the blood flow of oneself and others, allowing them to enhance their own strength and speed via increased oxygen and nutrient transferral. They can increase or decrease the blood pressure, induce heart attacks in other creatures by blocking the flow of blood to the heart or reverse the flow of blood, causing body function to fail and the victim to die.
fuckk.

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This one went right over my town in 2012 and I stared right at it like I didn't give a fuck. Didn't do shit to my eyes.

>>138437033
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Light
A-anon, I...

>>138437022
but y tho

Do you guy's know Trump was born during an eclipse?

>>138429042
>Eye color manipulation

Talk about useless, at least it's something.

>>138429117

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>138429042
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Device_Techniques
2 chicks at once

>>138437166
TRUCE SENPAI

>>138437212
You would be the most interesting guy at bars and parties, for 5 minutes.

A lot of dipshits will go blind

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>>138429042
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sacred_Energy_Manipulation
Cleric is best class.

>>138429042

Will Breaking

>The user can break the wills of others by any means which involves torment, poisoning, beating, torture, interrogation, etc., inflicted physically, psychologically, spiritually, and emotionally. They can even manipulate negative energies to transfer them into their intended targets to weaken their positive
energies or to absorb their will to use as energy.

fuck yeah

>>138437174
Probably to see how bacteria responds on Mars.
Just a guess. However, they are launching deadly bacteria in the air. What could go wrong??

>>138432346

Does this mean disclosure?

>>138437440
Shouldnt we like
figure out if we can get bacteria there first

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10,000 retweets and this stupid nigger will blind himself by looking directly at the eclipse.

I'm right in its path, 9 or so PNW. Lots of people out tonight acting goofy, but friendly. LARPing about the end.
I asked this Seek(sp?)... Indian dude what he thought. He didn't give a fuck, seemed tired, as they tend to seem. From working 16 low energy hours, selling booze and smokes.

>>138437629
They said 'resistant'. None of them looked like they were handling something dangerous.

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>>138432501
You need to get your ass over to Casper and mop up the Cabal assholes we didn't get this morning.

>>138437721
Balloons are dangerous if you forget to let go

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>>138429042
>volcanic lordship
Some of you guys are cool, don't go to Yellowstone tomorrow

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I think us autists are going to get superpowers kind of like the newtypes in Gundam and we're going to enslave the normies

>>138437801
But also sad when you let them go.

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>>138427401
The Big Ben bell is due to sound the hour for the last time at noon on Monday, Aug. 21, 2017, before it's silenced for repair work scheduled to last until 2021.

http://www.sacbee.com/latest-news/article168323992.html

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>>138429042
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
> Manipulate Paranoia
> I become the ENEMY

>>138432903
Oregon here too. These traveling fucks are everywhere.

>>138437911
Salem here. Hope it rains.

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>>138429117
>yfw Sam is behind the eclipse the whole time

>>138434414
I think we'd have that without the eclipse to be honest frienderino.

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Salem anons with massive cans and little dicks can camp in my lawn chairs for $200 and a buttfucking. Hit me up.

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>>138429042

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Xenolingualism

What a shit power, but at least i can nail myself a job at nasa or some shit

>>138437963
Supposed to be cloudy in Eugene. I doubt I'll even be able to see it.

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>>138430953
>Bluebeam:
1.Partial, or half assed disclosure (ancient aliens)
2. FAKE disclosure using advanced tech (like the moon landing)
3. Real disclosure using a select few aliens (only government "approved" aliens exist, all others are fictional).

>>138427401
It'll happen over the most relevant country in the world in an age where information is easily documented with modern technology?
If you think this is some tiding for retarded shit then you need to off yourself

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>>138429042
> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Corruption_Inducement
> I become the Advesary

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>>138429042
Solar vision, pretty much sums me up

>>138429042
So I have demonic wind manipulation?
Fitting, I live in a very windy city.

>>138429042
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destroyer_Deity_Physiology

I am a god.

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>>138429042
>Jewelry Manipulation
>User can create, shape and manipulate all types of jewelry, shaping and combining them as needed, or moving them with telekinesis, and as well the crystals, gems and metals in them.

I am going to get all the shekels.

>>138429042
>sense manipulation
seems cool, I'm down

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>>138432346

>>138427401
Jelly stone here, you are fucked.

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>>138438326
My in-laws are too cool to come to Salem for the 100%. They are staying in Portland, for 90%, because it's the right thing to do.
Pic is my 'less lethal' kit for the certain mayhem to come. Also, I namefag/self-dox here and Stumptown Antifa is out to get me.

>>138429042
I got enhanced defense, and I thought that was shitty, so I rolled again. Then I got hardened skin. Am I a walking tank?

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Bump, because people here are acting odd, by design.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGuMa0TBa40
lots of strange parties, and groups, with unique identities, coming together, to drink mostly

>>138433782
Reporting in.

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>>138429042
MAGIC AUGMENTATION

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>>138439456
>Bump, because people here are acting odd
I just vomited a little on my trusty Mossad(firefox spell doesn't recognize) hoody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5EofwRzit0
Best slow down. I can't tell you, but you can ask.

>>138427401
/x/ brainlet morons think eclipses have magic powers. Absolutely nigger tier.

>>138429042
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nullifying_Slash
We /a/ now.

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>>138440007
They do have effects. Apparently, my shadow will be wobbly around the edges, vegan animals will bed down with lions, 10% of America will burn out their eyes, it will get cold for a second, and we will all realize it's dog eat dog, and kill our foes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfdLh0MHqKw

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>>138427401

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>>138439067
Why not just use an actual paintball gun with some rubber balls instead of that piece of crap

>>138429042
>Planetary Utopia Creation
We wuz terraformers and shit.

>>138440414
12 gm co2 is small, and provides about 10 shots, faggot.

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>>138429042
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Uncertainty_Creation
Time to make some anime girls.

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>>138440414
>with some rubber balls
The white ones are nylon breakers, the grey/black are Carolina reaper pepper. I load them in an alternating pattern. AMA

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>>138440474

Yeah but the gun itself is crap and wont develop enough velocity to have meaningful impact. youtube paintball as home defense.

>>138431844

Z i c o
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Young coconuts.

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>>138440688
Buddy, it's my field of work. ?ou think a big tank is more powerful, because big?

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>>138440611

Is that the gun then cool, I thought it was that gay ass salt gun from kick starter.

>>138440793

Nah , I just thought it was a crappy gun.

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>>138428472
There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once.

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>>138440936
It's a fine, mechanical, small one. Leaks a lot over time, but that's okay. Common design licensed by everybody.
Not shilling my wares, but I'm going to provide a product to the people.

>>138440838
Pic is a gun that costs 10 bucks, simple as fuck, and doesn't need batteries or a BIOS update.

>>138441336

Ive actually been looking into getting paint gun with breaker balls for home defense and general carry. Whats the legality of owning them. Is it pretty much the same as air rifles?

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Anyway, what about that moon vs. sun conflict? What one is the Nazi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFxGBB4UGU

>>138441509
It's fine except in NY and CA. Keep in mind, breakers are considered 'less lethal,' so it shows a bit of intent. They are for breaking car windows, to allow room for incoming pepper.

>>138428003
You do realize that russia is also ran by jews? Niggers too by proxy. So jews the answer any way.

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It's really quiet here in the path. Too quite.
Maybe Soundgarden wasn't a total shit band, for a moment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYdlVh1PZ8Q

>>138429042
>Sound infusion: the ability to infuse sound into objects, beings etc
implyingbi don't already do that to people around me by annoying them

>>138427401
its the beginning of the end

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>>138427401
on that moment your toys come alive.

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T - 8:00 or so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8BUYKU4hXk
Pray for us all, in the path.

All states report in, Nevada reporting

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>>138427401
Bump

>>138442701
Nothing will happen since earth is flat.

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>>138427401
Goyim slaughter

>>138440378
Praise Kek.

>>138442959
New York here. God fucking damn it.

>>138429042
I got literal death
Time to kill literally anything I want

>>138444034
I'm so sorry anon hey you know what your luckier, newyork has stone and other hard ass buildings almost mothing will fall, during war.

>>138444609
I live in "redneckistan". There's really no huge ass buildings. We got guns, though.

>>138429042
>Poisonous tears
Shit. Guess I better become a liberal

>>138427401
North Carolina reporting in, it's gonna be a interesting time folks

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>>138427401

>>138427401
absolutely fucking nothing

hopefully itll trigger the race war

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>>138429042
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Collective_Entity_Physiology
leaving humanity behind!

>>138436915
stop replying to yourself and get back to redd it

>>138427401
ITS THE ONE DAY OUT OF THE MILLENIA WHERE ITS OKAY TO KILL NIGGERS.

amnesty. can't wait.

>>138436769
Tainted is a synonym for blacken, blacked.

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>>138429042
I will recreate this world.. Without Jews, without blacks, without Antifa.

I'll create a paradise where Hitler lived and decided Asians were the only non-whites worth sparing. An Asian honey for every white lad and a Nazi flag in every yard.

A world where we simultaneously enjoy a higher connection to nature and technology much more advanced than we've been given access to.

And no fluoride in the water.

>>138429042
>mind imprisonment
Guees ill do what /pol/ thought I do all the time

>>138429042
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Mutation
I SHALL UNDERSTAND THE NATURE OF TIME

>>138431844
>>138431709
>>138431590
Music festivals happen all the time ya dingus

>>138427401
Nothing. Just like every other time some date of philosophical significance falls on some event in the solar cycle.

could any anon please explain this shit??
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1503271341331.webm

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>>138429042
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magnetic_Projectile
kek magneto

also pic related-how many an heroes think they can fly

>>138429042
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

are you fucking kidding me??? viscosity manipulation?!?!?!


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Viscosity Manipulation

Bella Hartley (H2O: Just Add Water) can turn any liquid into a jelly-like substance

Power/Ability to:
Manipulate viscosity.
The ability to alter the resistance of fluids. Sub-power of Liquid Manipulation.

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Also Called
Gelidkinesis
Viscokinesis

>>138448254
Viscosity can apply to gasses. You could suffocate people and drop planes from the sky.

>>138430853
>>138431123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY

tomorrow i will kill myself, and with that, I will release satan openly to this plane of existence

>>138448366
I could make my own cum be more or less viscose, thats nice

and also you can gelatinize your pee for making pee bombs

>>138427401
/pol/ psyop effectiveness will be at an all-time high with this might distraction taking place.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/138302704
>shhh keep it to yourself

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>>138427401
Kangz is superior.

Harbinger to 09/23, the eclipse is occurring in the constellation leo and is to be seen as the return of the king on the aforementioned date. Accept the lord into your hearts as time is running out and you wont want to be left behind.

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>>138428472

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>>138429042
>Melanokinetic Cloning
>The users can create clones of oneself, others and/or objects by using ink.

I CAN FUCKING CLONE MY WAIFU, WEAPONS OR HISTORICAL MILITARY FIGURES BY DRAWING THEM

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>>138448554
Nah its cool i want to play on the burning world

>>138447895
Flag checks out

>>138429042
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Choicifery
Oh shit I get the Choose Your Own Adventure power.

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>>138429042
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Underworld_Path

neat

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>>138429042
neat

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>>138427699
>would have believed it if it were trips

>>138448608
Epic Mickey was 6/10
can't believe i bought a Wii for my wife so she could play
fucking disneygirls, man

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>>138429042
Soil empowerment
Never age by drawing life energy from the fucking dirt, I am emortal. I'll just be hanging out with my new bud Dracula.

>>138449287
Literally perfect for you.

>>138429042
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Manipulation

Alright, I'll take it.

>>138429042
>meat mimicry
this is bullshit

>>138429042
>Protogenoi Physiology
Being God will sure be sweet.

>>138429042
>Animal Creation
oh well, puppers for everyone

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>>138429042
>relationship identification

that has got to be the dumbest power I've ever fucking seen

"can detect relationships and use it to their advantage through manipulation"

>>138449688
>Some users may not be able to return to their original body/form.
Hope you like being a hotdog, bro.

>>138429042
>future manipulation

Shiettt

>>138449869
Join me, and we shall rule the galaxy.

>>138427401
>there is a special prayer that a Muslim is only supposed to say during a solar eclipse, as well as one during a lunar eclipse

Happening

Taoist gates of hell open for a month starting from today.

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>>138429042
Shadow Swimming, neat

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>>138440414
I ain't saying that during the eclipse. I'll be too busy saying something better. (see pic for info)

http://prepareforchange.net/

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>>138429042
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Space-Time_Absorption

I am the Alpha and the Omega. All will be one and be reborn anew!

>>138429042
Nonexistent physiology. I'll just hide on the sidelines as the world burns.

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>>138429042
Imma fart and yellowstones going to erupt

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>>138450199
All muslim prayers are essentially the same:
>Allah the vengeful angry douche don't smite us because you are merciful.
>Kill all the Jews
>Kill all the pagans (Hindus, Buddhists)
>Kill all the Christians
I've seen an imam give a prayer exactly like this in the US congress, with a giant shit eating grin on his face.

>>138449896
This power could actually let you rule the world. I would LOVE to see how many people are secretly on the down low. I would walk right up to them and say "There's no such thing a 'brojob'. You're a fag"

>>138429042
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hope_Embodiment
>it comes with immortality and illusion manipulation? Talk about jackpot

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>>138429042
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Collective_Entity_Physiology

I'm going to devour as many of you as possible and then unleash chaos upon the earth

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>>138438341
>that pic
I want to engage in sexual relations with a reptilian

>>138449287
kek

>>138449287
Edward elric