>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Embed]
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
bumping with purdy flag
>>138414472
NO ONE CARES FUCK OFF WITH THESE THREADS THEY ARENT /POL/ RELATED FAGGOT
https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20170820/west-pullman/chicago-shootings-murders-gunshots-7-dead-34-shot-1-day
>caller's tires were stolen
>>138414866
Leave /cpd/ alone. The tale of Male Black needs to be told every night.
>male passed out in a trash can
>>138414472
Bump
>seven or eight people fighting with mechanic tools
Group of 70 people fighting with tools
>group of people fighting with mechanic tools
>male beating a female with a belt
Male beating a female with a belt
>>138414472
/CPD art thread?
>maybe?
>three male blacks breaking into an abandoned house
16916 how hard is that to understand?
>male black smoked something and is now going crazy
sunday totals so far:
2x Hat tricks
1x 4 Hit
1x 7 Hit
way to go male black
>It's gonna be another night like this
/comfy/
>male ODing on pot brownies and freaking the fuck out
>it's going to be another night like this
>male
>ate brownies
>is hallucinating
>guy also going crazy from drugs
>>138414821
delet this
>>138418267
>over ten people fighting
>two male blacks beating a female white
>dead body on the expressway
Kereokee
>sister's husband hit the sister and threatened caller
>naked female
>spics pulling guns
>spic shot
bump
>was it just one shot or was he shot at multiple times?
>screwdriver assault in progress
>>138414866
wew lad. You sound very uncomfy!
Good evening, Roberts
>anon is concerned about an overly intoxicated male sitting on the sidewalk
If the numbers say so Robert will check his keys
>>138423544
The keys are checked.
>>138423544
Checked
>"Man you guys are busy tonight!"
>>138423544
>41 year old male maced
What is dispatch saying? "People sitting on the corner for a long time saying there has been no shooting there. We have a ?pot? there."
A what? Pot? Pod? What is she talking about?
> robert dogbert
>schizo
>off her meds
EMS inbound
>15 year old daughter has a knife