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/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - REAL ROBERT HOURS

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>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Embed]

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
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bumping with purdy flag
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>>138414472
NO ONE CARES FUCK OFF WITH THESE THREADS THEY ARENT /POL/ RELATED FAGGOT
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>>138414866
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https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20170820/west-pullman/chicago-shootings-murders-gunshots-7-dead-34-shot-1-day
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>caller's tires were stolen
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>>138414866
Leave /cpd/ alone. The tale of Male Black needs to be told every night.
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>male passed out in a trash can
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>>138414472
Bump
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>seven or eight people fighting with mechanic tools
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Group of 70 people fighting with tools
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>group of people fighting with mechanic tools
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>male beating a female with a belt
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Male beating a female with a belt
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>>138414472
/CPD art thread?
>maybe?
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>three male blacks breaking into an abandoned house
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16916 how hard is that to understand?
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>male black smoked something and is now going crazy
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sunday totals so far:

2x Hat tricks
1x 4 Hit
1x 7 Hit

way to go male black
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>It's gonna be another night like this
/comfy/
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>male ODing on pot brownies and freaking the fuck out
>it's going to be another night like this
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>male
>ate brownies
>is hallucinating
>guy also going crazy from drugs
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>>138414821
delet this
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>>138418267
>over ten people fighting
>two male blacks beating a female white
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>dead body on the expressway
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Kereokee
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>sister's husband hit the sister and threatened caller
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>naked female
>spics pulling guns
>spic shot

bump
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>was it just one shot or was he shot at multiple times?
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>screwdriver assault in progress
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>>138414866
wew lad. You sound very uncomfy!

Good evening, Roberts
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>anon is concerned about an overly intoxicated male sitting on the sidewalk
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If the numbers say so Robert will check his keys
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>>138423544
The keys are checked.
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>>138423544

Checked
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>"Man you guys are busy tonight!"
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>>138423544
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>41 year old male maced
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What is dispatch saying? "People sitting on the corner for a long time saying there has been no shooting there. We have a ?pot? there."

A what? Pot? Pod? What is she talking about?
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> robert dogbert
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>schizo
>off her meds
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EMS inbound
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>15 year old daughter has a knife
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