This is the new voice of the Alt Left

>>138406897
> no feminine penis
dropped

>>138406897
Typical crosseyed teenage mestiço liberal.

>Dat fucking eye

>>138406897
Wouldfuckhermouth/10. I have a weakness for long-haired blondes in knitted hats.

She's like a robot who's high and retarded.

>>138406897
As the Brazilian saying goes: half hour of pênis and she's cured from this shit

>>138406897
Wtf is she doing with her eyes?
Lizard eyed reptilian scum

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>>138406897
NOO!!! JESS IS!!

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>>138406897
It physically pains me to imagine myself asking this ugly cross-eyed bitch who probably thinks of herself as a 10 out on a date and having her turn me down because "I'm not her type".

Is she looking at 2 webcams at once?

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>>138406897
>I love Taco bell and Mexican culture
>literally shaking!

This is satire

>>138406897
I thought I would be angry but this is hilarious. It's so fucking fake.

>>138408156
It has to be
It certainly seems like it

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>>138407687
who dis?

>>138406897
She is trolling hard and you can tell.

>>138406897
What the fuck am I even looking at?

>>138408240
Liquid Southern.

>>138406897
Is this real or fake? Hard to tell anymore.

These eyes are spooking me out.
Her teeth are fucked up as well.

>>138406897
>Mexican language

She's a fucking troll/baiting.

>>138408450
Satire for sure

>>138408404
I'm not following. What's this new meme?

>>138406897

lol... Well, she's brainless enough to be a liberal.
Oh how the left's stupidity always makes me laugh.

>>138408926
Sounds like a Metal Gear reference to me.

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I MAY BE A VOLCEL EUGENICIST BUT IF I SEE A FINE ASS RETARD MY BLOODLINE BOUT TO BECOME A SPUDLINE

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>>138408221
>pennypratt95I went to my parents' house today, their maid Juanita was there, she said something to me in Mexican, I couldn't understand it but I'm pretty sure she's seen the video and is thanking me. Glad to be making a difference. #AdiosBiebero #MoreVideosAhead
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXzH1HIl4IR/?taken-by=pennypratt95

I want to force her mouth down on my hard cock until she makes Donald Duck-sounds, let her up to breathe a little only to shove it back down. We'd have to do it in the tub the first dozen times to avoid getting puke anywhere non-cleanable, but she'd learn.

>>138406897
this is a parody video retard

Don't want to start a slide thread for so I'm just picking an unrelated thread hoping someone is here to talk.

I'm pretty depressed pol, I just think so company would be nice. Sorry to bother/shit post. I'd really appreciate someone to chat with

>>138406897
This has got to be a joke, because if she had Mexican friends she wouldn't call Taco Bell Mexican food or they would roast her ass and Spanish "Mexican" (all the while detracting from her point of being against racism lol).

>>138406897
this person looks really fucked up

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>>138409753
What's up leaf

>>138409460
She needs to uncross her eyes, they look fucked up.

>>138409460
And here we have a typical virgin guys.

>>138406897
I bet she LOVES niggers, wetbacks, and faggots (so long as they don't move next door)

>>138406897
>I have many mexican friend and i love taco bell and mexican culture.
kind of made me laugh but for real /pol/?
This is what we are advertising here now?
>185 subscribers
>Let's spam /pol/ they're dumb as shit, they'll eat this up

>>138409753
Speak fellow leaf. Not gonna shittalk you.

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>>138409753
what's wrong with chu' leaf

>>138410116
Gf problems, haven't been to church in a while, and the fact I live in Canada. How's your day been burger?

>>138408221
>>138408450
She knows what she is doing, setting herself up to become a meme. She has a lot of potential. But I realise it's hard to tell since she looks like a degenerate with her eye piercings and tattoos.

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>>138410342
Did you clean your room

It's satire.

Also, one video with 6k views and she has almost as many subscribers as me with my close to million views. Fookin hell

>>138410267
>>138410334
Just had a rough go of life lately. Really having a tough time acting like my usual self lately. Hard to have energy when nothing seems worth it.

>tfw personally and politically black pilled

:(

>>138406897
I prefer the term salt-left

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>>138410342
A fine burger day here

What is up with you and your GF?

>>138410456
I don't really own enough stuff to clean. I own a bed, some clothes, a PS4, and a bible.

I don't even really have the effort to play video games anymore. I just go to work, hit the gym, come home, and cry or lay around

>>138410541
Get back in the car and kill yourself.

>>138410502
Do you spam your channel on 4chan? That might help. Also, glitter make up.

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>>138406897
Totally would fuck her

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>>138410541
Start digging into philosophy if you haven't already. Stefan Molymeme and Jordan Peterson helped me get back to my senses when I went full blackpill. Hang in there, there's hope.

Her eyes are fucked.

>>138406897
Content like this converted me from civnat to... something else. I won't associate with Latinos or nignogs anymore

>>138410743
I just upload shit from riot livestreams etc when I'm the first to do it, usually goes viral.

>>138410625
Really doesn't treat me very well. We broke up last autumn, and during that time she acted quite (((liberally))), and broke my heart. I tried being a piece of shit too, but I'll be damned before i become a cultural Marxist.

Now she just doesn't really consider my feelings, and disregards my parents, whom really mean a lot to me.

I know it's a lot of bitching, but women really aren't the same as they were in the time of our parents/grandparents :/

>>138410541
So why not just end it already? You'll feel better.

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>>138410684
Blackpills are hard for sure. I get that leafbro. Through blackpilling comes peace. It can make you appreciate the simple gifts in your life.

What is up with u and ur GF

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>>138407318
Still prettier than this abomination

>>138410708
I'm going to hang myself. I don't have a car.

>>138406897
alt stare

Amazing how you guys are failing to see this is a joke.

>>138411072
>>138411148

>>138410541
I hear ya. I'm in same position. Total BP. Almost hope some shot happens tomorrow. Don't even care anymore. It's terrifying and liberating at the same time.

I'm not going to blow smoke up your ass with pithy nonsense. Shit is dark out there. If you can't see the light then fuck it, embrace the dark. Be a spectator. A witness. Just don't hurt yourself or anyone else. No point in either.

>>138411148
no no don't think like that
i've felt suicidal in the past, and what always helped me was thinking about the fact that i'm already going to die, so I might as well try to enjoy what time I have left

its not bad to have thoughts about suicide, but dwelling on them will never help move you forward

>>138411108
>>138410965
I'm probably just being petty and shit. She's got my virginity, which for a religious guy like me was a big mistake. I really got tricked into believing in a life with her, so I thought it'd be okay if she was going to be my wife. I was wrong

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>>138411264
Ok then Get back on the rope and kill yourself.

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>>138410965
I wouldn't think of her behavior while you were broken up was an act of aggression. People deal in different ways with sad happenings.

Im sorry she doesn't recognize how you feel. That can be further blackpilling as well.

It is good to hear that you have a strong relationship with your family. That is by far the more important thing.

>>138411439
I will, the only good leaf is a dead one anyway. It's just nice that the folks on /pol/ were sorta my last friends. Wanted to spend some time is all. Sorry

>>138411400
I wish I could just be a NEET and watch as things go bad, but I couldn't do that to my parents. It would crush them. They deserve better than me.

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>>138411613
Yeah man I know how it feels. I was in the same situation a while back, but then I killed myself and felt a lot better afterward.

>>138411435
Haha fag

>>138410127
It's fine. It's subtle enough where it's more cute than annoying.

>>138410139
>Britbong
Hey, we can't all get raped by pakis at age 9. You'll get over the trauma some day, I'm sure, or maybe not. However, I'm not gay nor will I be your "top", so please move on.

>>138410708
Go back to Turkey, you inbred cunt.

>>138410919
>Stefan Molymeme
Christ no. Peterson is decent, but likes to hear his own voice just a little bit much maybe.

>>138410541
>>138410965
>>138411148
>>138411435
>Hard to have energy when nothing seems worth it.
Indeed it is. It's too late for me to stay, but I hope you feel better. Girlfriend troubles are the worst, it's always some bullshit too, and you know it's bullshit, but you can't help but feel terrible still since you inevitably make the mistake of giving a shit when she apparently doesn't.

If you broke up, leave her and everything related to her. Delete everything, everywhere, and forget about her.

>I'm going to hang myself
Don't be silly, Leaf. If you are contemplating suicide, that means you're now free to do anything you ever wanted. What's the worst that could happen? You could die, but you meant to anyway. Go somewhere and do the crazy things that you always wanted to do, but never dared do. Live your life free of restraints.

My first one broke up with me too, and it felt real shitty for a good long year and more. Still not fully recovered. But you'll get through it. The best thing you can do now is forget all about her. Get rid of her, forget her. Don't think back to old memories, just move on. "Her"? Who? You now only think of her as "the ex", never name, never face, nothing. Purge her from your mind, and life, and move on. In a few months you'll be okay.

I need to get going, but don't kill yourself. She's not worth it. If you decide to, at least set a new high score or something, go out with a bang. But really, just get rid of anything related to her, and distract yourself as much as you can for now.

>>138411591
I don't know if women will every really understand how men feel. I'm not being a larper, I just think women are genuinely happy with (((social progress))) and don't see any of the extreme negatives in the modern world.

>>138411435
The virginity aspect is big. Maybe try thinking of it like you'll always have a piece of you with her and vice-versa. Sounds faggy I know but sentiment is important. My ex wife is a demented cunt but I honestly still love her and always will. I don't like her but I love her. You ended that chapter of your life with her. Now it's time for the next. You will heal. Go to church. Go pray. If you believe then that's what will help you. You know what your faith says about suicide. By harming yourself you'll hurt not only your loved ones but God as well. Im guessing you're young. I'm not. Stay strong. Life is too interesting. Even when it sucks ass.

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>>138411613
This whole board is a reaction to the exact feelings you are experiencing.

We all feel them. Would be a lie to say I don't, so I am with you leafbro.

Some periods of your life are meant spent in the cocoon. Developing yourself and changing into something new.

These times are all gifts.
Just look at how hilarious the world is right now. We are in the good times.

>getting angry at satire

How retarded are you /pol/ ?

>>138411900
>tfw stuck my dick in a vagina but still gay

I really liked /pol/ the 5 or 6 years I've been here

>>138411613

wanna play some yugioh?

>>138406897
Have you noticed how much people bob their heads around and gesticulate wildly nowadays like theyre all filming a rap video or something? When did this start and why?

>>138412226
I bet it's fun. I never learned though, we didn't have the money for stuff like that as a kid. Learning curve sorta intimidates me

>>138412213
>>tfw stuck my dick in a vagina but still gay
I wouldn't have believed it either until I saw your post

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>>138411908
Forgot my image.

>>138412003
It's really not that bad. Together with her teeth and general style, it's actually pretty cute. Her eye shape, jaw line and everything, is really great.

>>138411779
>>138411978
Yeah, think of your parents and relatives. Can't unload the burden on them. You'll feel better, eventually. For now, just focus on not feeling. ERASE her and don't think about the ex, ever. She's dead to you. You just focus on yourself for now, and feel better by forgetting the past. You can't change it. The future is there for you though, so make the best of it.

>>138412116
I do need to go back to church, but another problem is I feel like my denomination betrayed me. I was raised Presbyterian but now the united church endorses trannies and gays and revolting lifestyles. I've got no idea where to start or where to pray

>>138406897
Porn casting failure when?

>>138412606
I get the sense God doesn't care where you go as long as you remember Him and try to live by his teachings. Try a different church. I'm no expert so you may need to do some homework. Or no church at all. Pray by yourself. God knows. He knows what's in your heart.

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>>138406897
>severe speech impediment
>fucked up teeth
>wonky lazy eye
>looks more asian than mexican
This shit has to be satire, right? No way this chick is serious right now.

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>>138412606
Nancy, listen. The only reason that I don't go to church is that, to me, everything's a church. This room is my church. The hall is my church. Costcutters is a bloody cathedral.

>>138411439

When. Oh when. Will brainlets ever truly learn?

>>138413206
you masturbate in church?

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kek

>>138406897
>that derpy eye
MY HEART!

>>138409460
this

>>138411908
Did you forget to take your meds today?

>>138408926
Thats Lauren Southern's sister

I have her on Skype, she was larping as a "fake SJW" for some right wing group and wanted my advice on how to improve her videos.

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>>138412200
I imagine her pretend-winding me up with the sort of stuff in the video. She squeezes the bulge in my pants and keeps going with her monologue until I shut her up by cornering her against a wall, pressing myself against her and choking her lightly. After that, I put her collar on, pull her hair and fuck her from behind against the wall/over some furniture until we've both finished, and we end up cuddling in front of some muted wildlife documentary about beetles running over sand-dunes or whatever.

>>138413289
>>138413392
Exactly! Tell me that isn't cute. She's like a 3D lewd-face enactor.

>>138413416
No, I told your mom to shower this time - so I could get hard without them this time.

>>138409460
is she hu-mong? Looks pretty H-mong to me.

>>138412213
leafs have been improving :^)

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>>138406897
>not a trap

>>138409388
Haha warband memes are great

>>138406897
a girl with eyes like that makes me feel like she's in my league

>>138413606
Just tell her to make more videos already. Those bed eyes, the big mouth to face size and pointy yet strong jaw are wonderful set of traits. I think mostly the eyes. Not saying she's a 10/10, but I'd pounce on her the second she seemed weak if we had locked eyes.

>>138414104
>this time this time
That editing. Time to sleep.

>>138406897
She is joking.

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This girl's lazy eye gets me turned on I don't know why

I can't help but laugh at people with cockeyes when I am talking to them...

>>138406897
This woman is fucking brilliant and we should rally behind her. THESE are my kind of layers of irony!

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>>138415104
because she looks retarded just like you

>>138414808
celestialriver

>>138415372
t. Favela monkey

>>138406897
GET OUT OF OUR FUCKING COUNTRY YOU MAPLE SYRUP ASS NIGGER REEEEE!

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>>138410625
Sup.

>>138406897

Bruh this is literal satire. She does look to have 10% downs tho

>>138406897
What the fuck is this high-grade autism? Why is she not deported yet?

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>>138406897
I laughed, just a troll trolling

>>138406897

>speaking in mexican

i turned it off at :59 seconds after i heard that. kek.

what a fucking trainwreck

>>138416050
We must go larger

She gets scripts from a facebook group who tell her what to say. she has to get drunk to record them and doesn't really believe them

Her skype : celestialriver

>>138406897
Here's a vid of her sucking dick.

https://www.redtube.com/1177750

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>>138406897
This is obviously satire but I still feel bad for her. Looks are all a woman has, and this girl was born cursed

>>138408450
She is pretending to be retarded and this thread is an ad.
I bet she lurks poll from the "im literally shaking line".
I raise my own bet and I bet that she made this video exclusively to get memed by butthurt polsters

>>138418194
I think she looks like a cute little mouse. Guaranteed she will have no problem getting a boyfriend. She's a 9/10 in my book

>"Literally shaking"
>Hashtags
>White privilege

This woman is trolling, this bait should not be touched further.

>>138413289
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BXzH1HIl4IR/?taken-by=pennypratt95
>>138413289

this is the most disgusting female ive ever seen, she genuinely looks mutated at birth

her eyes look like when white people pull their eyelids to the sides mock chinese
her teeth are absolutely fucked and there is 1km of space between her nose and her upper lip

Gas for her speech pattern alone

>>138406897
Followers of the BEAST

You're witnessing the birth of a star. Don't be fucking stupid. This is why I hate /pol/. You guys always catch on to shit way too late. Get in on the ground with this. Her next video is gonna be trashing Jake fucking paul and the jake paulers. I'm telling you, this shit is gonna be huge. You guys are goddamn idiots sometimes I swear to god

>>138406897
This is obvious satire as others have pointed out, but its terrible. She's poising herself to become a meme but the execution is poor.
sage

>>138406897
>mentally retarded teenager
>/ournewgirl/
Can't you dipshits keep this eceleb garbage on r/eddit?
Why do the mods allow these garbage threads anyways?

>>138411613
>>138410684
Sound like depression m8. Might be a good idea to get some help. talk to your parents, maybe someone in the clergy.

Start doing some long-distance cardio, running, walking, biking. Maybe get some fish oil and ginger root too. Feel better anon :)

>>138406897
This is so obviously satire, and it isn't even funny.

>>138406897

>crass tattoo

>>138406897
If you don't see this as some HQ satire, you have brain damage.

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>>138407412
kek

Her voice and mannerisms are copying Evalion but it doesn't work. There's no charm. She doesn't have the X factor. Next.

>>138406897
>one eye looking at you and one eye looking for you

o_° hey sexy boyz let's bash the fash :)))))))

>>138406897
We had a neighbor that looked like this bitch. My granddad called her tangle eyes.

>>138406897
Is this Elle Reeves sister? Holy fucking fetal alcohol syndrome!

>>138406897
shes trolling u guys....lol