This is disgusting.

>>138391982

thats not how things work

It's a once in a lifetime event, what can you say?

Wtf I hate eclipses now!

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>>138391982

>>138392258
I think they mean people will stop working to watch it, I think.

>>138391982
>Don't enjoy anything goyim, get back to work. I need a new yacht.

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>>138391982

>>138391982
And how much lost productivity is normiebook?

>>138391982
Get back to work goyim. You have loans to pay.

>>138392472
have you been reading zerohedge?

>>138391982
Millions have already been made selling solar glasses to retards who don't realize they can watch the eclipse through their smartphone camera, you have to consider the money being made on the eclipse first, then factor in the losses. I'd say the millions who will be flocking to public spaces, buying coffee/drinks/food whatever to enjoy the eclipse will generate tons of revenue for restaurants in the totality.

>>138391982
>>138392296
There's more to life than economics. That's how Jews and communists (I'm being redundant) think.

>>138391982
That 4 minute McDs 'shutdown' really hitting hard, huh? Have none of you seen Day of the Triffids?

>>138392604
No idea what that is. Just judging off co-workers

>>138391982
Imagine the cost of diversity.

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>>138391982
Through the eyes of the kike

how many burgers will go blind from looking at it? i'm gonna guess around 4

>>138391982
Facebook does that everyday.

>>138392949
Thousands of knockoff glasses have been sold that don't adequately protect against UV

>>138391982
It probably generates more wealth than that loss with all the novelty items and tourism associated with the eclipse.

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>>138391982

GOY GET TO WORK WE NEED YOUR MONEY AND LABOR

>>138391982
700 million is nothing for the USA
It costs some oil rigs 36 million to operate per day

>>138391982
Oh no some fat cat isn't getting $700 million dollars

>>138393043
i read you can watch it through your cell phone. so i'm do that. I was gonna get glasses but I read something like that a few weeks ago.

>>138391982
>$700 million
We should invest in a superweapon to destroy the moon so that this can't happen again. It'll pay for itself over time.

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>>138391982
Capitalism with a human face

WE NEED TO BASH THE MOON FACIST

>>138393305
just kinda over your shoulder fellas, not pointing at it.

>>138391982
>700 million of everything
its literally nothing

>>138391982
isn't the entire duration like 2 minutes?

>>138391982
>you want to observe this rare natural phenomenon you fucking goy? Shame on you! Back to work to support Tyrone's 26 children!

>1-2 minute downtime will ravage the economy
>average wagey spends between 30 minutes and 2 hours of every shift on the internet

censorship is bad but it should be illegal to publish """""news""""" for profit

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>>138393508
it all comes full circle

When is this even happening?

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>>138391982
>mfw Trumps address tomorrow is declaring war on the moon for this economic attack

Omfg, this is late stage capitalism! This just PROVES we need to completely destroy capitalism and everything we've built and adopt communism!!!!!

>>138393614
>2 minutes
McDonalds giving their employees 3 minutes leave is damn generous then.

>>138393736
hey goyim, you should know free speech is reserved for the press. how dare you forget about the 6 million

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>>138393850
This

>>138393851
Everybody here has to take turns using the ramp because of their motorized scooters

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>>138393508
>>138393769

Yes goy, your life is only meant to be productive.
No need to enjoy the beautiful things in life if it means that we can't mke some money off of it.

>>138393305
I'm probably going to set my phone to selfie mode and watch/record it on there. I figure I should be able to get a good shot of the sun while still looking straight down.

>>138393490
No it's capitalism for retards who don't understand economics. The eclipse is potentially massively profitable, but dumbass retards aren't creative enough to monetize it, so all the brainlet businessmen and economists complain like manchildren while the smart ones walk away a few thousand dollars richer for selling some softdrinks and burgers at the park during the eclipse or something.

>>138393614
Supposed to be like 2hours I think

>>138392125
Degeneracy is a plague.

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>>138391982
Meanwhile this guy has cost not only America but the world 6 gorillion dollars in productivity. First thing everyone who works with computers is when they get to work is check facebook for the first 6 hours of the day.

>>138394085
>they didn't buy 6 million shade 14 welders lenses last year

>>138392423
Is this a joke?

>>138394030
You can just put your phone in front of your eyes senpai, just make sure the phone casts a shadow on your face entirely covering your eyes, I tested it today in full sunlight and it works fine.

Just be sure to turn your exposure down.

>>138394091
yeah the entire duration is like 2 hours but the complete eclipse is 2 or 3 minutes

>>138393508
>>138393346

https://youtu.be/Csj7vMKy4EI

>>138394085
The chinese are making huge money with the eclipse goggles
you missed your chance right boi

>>138391982
even god hates america

>>138393736
What the hell, who are these people who get to browse the internet between 30 minutes and 2 hours every fucking day? The instant I clock in to the instant I clock out I'm working and if I slow down my boss is instantly right there to ask what's taking so long.

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>>138394023
The mind virus of capitalism has infected every facet of human life.

>>138394085
Look at this cappy, money money money. Completely plugged into the matrix.

>>138392125
>smell the coffee
is that what that is?

>>138392423
So glad I'm not a wagecuck after reading kike shit like this.
>tfw commission-based sales job

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>>138391982
OBEY.WORK.PRODUCE.
fuck,this is in-human.

>>138394504
>Look at this cappy, money money money. Completely plugged into the matrix.
I'm just not retarded, this is so easy to monetize it is ridiculous, it is a terrible example of "bad capitalism" it is probably one of the best examples of why capitalism is great, smart and creative people are going to be a little richer after tomorrow, if they haven't already been selling (((solar glasses))) to retards already.

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>>138391982
Fucking burgers

>>138391982
? people can do what they want, fuck off retard.

I've made $6k on those stupid glasses alone.

Remember what anarcho-capitalism means shithead

people do what they want, and make money how they can. If you dont like it go be a commie

>>138391982
BAN ASSAULT PLANETS!

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>>138394298
Are you retarded?

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>>138391982

>>138394298
Do you really need someone to tell you?

>>138392125
What did he mean by this

>>138394599
hah, welcome to judaism

>>138391982
US annual GDP is about $19T. $700M is nothing.

>>138394632
So capitalism is basically a scam. Thanks for admitting that.

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>>138391982
better not use eclipse as an excuse to not work normies

someone post the mcdonalds notice

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>>138394768
more debt for the debt gods!

>>138392258
http://www.eiscouncil.com/EarthEx

you know nothing

>>138394599
Again, only idiots are lamenting the eclipse, it is $700 million in "lost productivity" but probably more than that could be generated in profit from it if businesses were actually creative. You are only seeing half the picture here, businesses lose $700 million but stand to gain that back easily in smart and opportunistic sales if they are capable enough. Even McShitDonalds could sell paper pinhole cameras to kids for like $5 each if they wanted, they already have the infrastructure to ship mass quantities of shitty plastic Happy Meal toys, they just choose not to because they're run by retards who don't know an opportunity when they see one.

>>138391982

>Down with science, get back to work.

t. commies

>>138391982
At least we're not going to sperg out over it and burn a bunch of "witches."

>>138394893
>being opportunistic and creative is a scam

>>138391982
Kek. My brother literally took the week of work to go to some shit fly overstate to watch it.

>>138392125
Fpbp

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>>138391982
$700m is likely enough to cause a recession.

>>138392423
I lost it at the toilet part.

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>>138391982
START WORKING GOYIM

Anybody that wants time off to see this shit should have to pay their company for their lost productivity.

>>138395125
says the sister fucker from the deep souf, where cousins get married and siblings are fuck buddies. mammy and pappy r also blood related. lol faggot nazi bitch

>>138394225
That or plebbit. Working in an office made me think all office workers are lazy fucks that do maybe a few hours of actual work in between dicking around on the Internet.

>>138394927
>tfw plan to sleep through the eclipse because it's before when I usually wake up
>doesn't matter because I can just enjoy the next one

>>138391982
Fucking drumpf and his day moon

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>>138391982

$2.1 for each american citizen

cry more

I am going to continue working despite ((them)) wanting us not to

>flag

>>138395290
You were right about one thing cunt I'm in the deep south

Jokes on them, I don't do anything anyway.

Someone explain to me why the eclipse is so dangerous to your eyes? I have looked straight into the sun before (I was a weird kid) and I never had damage

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>>138392646
>not using a cheap welding glass to watch it

http://www.abc2news.com/newsy/nasa-is-sending-bacteria-into-the-sky-during-the-total-solar-eclipse


here have some nightmare fuel

>>138394542
>It's poopoo, papa, you have to change it...

>>138394347
this destroys the cmos

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Here's the thing: Anybody who actually knows the significance and use of this event called off work because they've either got to work some gay ass ritual on a rock in the middle of the woods, teleconference a blood sacrifice, or do their daily LBRP to consecrate their altar against the fluctuating energies/aether/magick/whatever stupid fucking name they have for it.

Meanwhile, all the goybots are taking off work to go see the shiny thing in the sky that somebody told them only shows up X amount of times in X amount of years because it's nearly the end of summer and they haven't had an excuse to use their allotted vacation days yet.

Meanwhile, I'm going to play videogames. Fuck you people.

>>138392423
Its so over the top and insensitive it HAS to be satire, theres no way this would make it past Human Resources, especially not in the Current Year

Feminism costs America 400 trillion dollars in lost productivity.

>>138392296
funny, it's the second one in my lifetime - at least

>>138391982
It's also false. Americans adjust their schedules and still do the other things they would normally do but at a different time.

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>>138395562
Redpill yourself.

>>138391982
How much money does 4chan cost the world economy in lost productivity daily?

>>138391982
>stop having fun REEEEE

>>138395726
>no fun allowed
kys

>>138391982
Fuck this solar eclipse kike shit. I was going to apply for jobs where I used to live but since there will be so much traffic I had to say fuck it.

>>138395562
>why the eclipse is so dangerous to your eyes
because it's darker out so your pupil is wider open. even a small amount of direct sunlight damages the retina.

You probably have eye damage if you looked at the sun as a kid.

>>138395691
The potential electronic damage is very minimal if you turn down the exposure and only keep the camera on the sun for maybe 10 seconds at a time.

>>138391982
How dare the universe contend with Economy, our lord and savior.

>>138395812
Please tell me cunts are doing this

>>138395859
kek

>>138395754
I think third for me. Though I dont get this one.

>>138395375
THIS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBfTrjPSShs

Dont ever stop working goy, the economy needs those shares to increase value nonstop forever! Think of the children!

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>>138391982
>This is disgusting.

The 1% can afford it, the children will learn from this and be greatly inspired to study science.

Win - win situation for all.

>>138391982

Remember this after the events

The Bowling Green massacre is a fictitious incident alluded to by U.S. Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway in interviews with Cosmopolitan and TMZ on January 29, 2017, and in an interview on the MSNBC news program Hardball with Chris Matthews on February 2, 2017. Conway cited it as justification for a travel and immigration ban from seven Muslim-majority countries enacted by United States President Donald Trump. However, no such massacre occurred. The day after the interview, Conway said she misspoke and had been referring to the 2011 arrest of two Iraqi refugees in Bowling Green, Kentucky on charges including "attempting to provide material support to terrorists and to al-Qaeda in Iraq".[1] She stated that she had mentioned the incident because it led President Barack Obama to tighten immigration procedures for Iraqi citizens.

>>138396004
Hmm.... maybe I do and just don't know it. So what, even a tiny bit of rays from when it's not completely lined up wrecks you?

>>138392423
>you can work through your lunch hour to leave an hour early
>lunch is 30 minutes for skinny people, 15 for normal, and 5 for fat.

If they're gonna pretend to be retarded is a little commitment to detail too much to ask for?

>Tfw all those fucking people who bought very realistic looking fake glasses are going to get wrecked
>Probably won't even get a settlement because in the fine fine print of the instruction sheet it says that these are props only and not for use during a real eclipse or some shit

Going to be real interesting. I fear fakes enough to not even have bothered but from what I hear it's pretty fucking rampant.

>>138396004
>t. eyelet
my eyes can handle some pathetic sun light in fact I'll be holding a magnifying glass in front of them so that I can see the eclipse better

>>138396348
it all adds up that's for sure

>>138396316
dis made me lol

>>138396085
When your vision goes blurry, dark or tunnel-like and you experience significant pain, you're actually disconnecting from the computers that NASA is beaming directly into your brain to keep the round earth scam going.

>>138391982

WE should ban space this has gonme on for enough.

>>138391982
Good, now tell us how much money it costs us to have the international welfare program and the domestic welfare program for people that are not of our tribe.

>>138392423
I know this is fake but I worked for a company in an office setting that only allowed you to schedule your Personal Days/Vacation Days MONTHS in advance (Usually 3-4months) because they had quotas each month of how many people could use vacation.

You got no paid sick time so if you got sick or hospitalized you had to put in Unpaid Time Off even if you had weeks of paid time off stored.

The best part is HR and my manager (who got no share of the profits) considered this completely normal and if I didn't like it the door was open to leave.

I have never quit a job so fast in my entire life.

>>138392296
>138392296
it happens once maybe twice a year, the only thing special about this one is the path its taking which means millions of americans can actually take part

>>138391982
oy vey

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>>138393938
>tribal/hunter gatherer society
Communalism
>Ancient slavery society
Plutocracy
>Feudal/serfdom society
Proto-Communism
>Capitalism
(((Crony))) capitalism, not free market of efficiency equilibriums, proto-communist-plutocratic hybrid

>Socialism/Communism
Dumbest image I've ever seen for communism. Go look at eastern europe or an american ghetto for a valid reference point.

**state planning**; **economic deadweight loss**; **forced labor/work**; **party elite**; **somehow not slavery**; **materialism**; **death of high art**; **lowest common denominator**; **nothing to aspire to**; **Soulless**; **Godless**

>(((Delusional subspecies)))

>>138391982

Fucking Bugmen

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>>138391982
I have the day off

How many dindus and dumbfucks will lose their eye-sight? 100 % certain people are too dumb to try to take a look at the solar eclipse by squinting their eyes. A few seconds without blacked glass might do some eye damage.

>>138397349
safety squints!

Reminder that millions of niggers will probably go blind because they're too retarded to understand the dangers of an eclipse

>>138393490
>jew
>human

>>138397531
What are the dangers of an eclipse?

>>138395583
Exactly, worked great the last time there was a partial eclipse.

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>>138397035
>Go look at eastern europe or an american ghetto for a valid reference point.
Good point, doesn't look like capitalism is helping them all that much huh?

>>138397349
>>138397531
>2% blindness amongst POC in 2016
>70% blindness amongst POC in 2018

>no solar eclipses under Obama
>solar eclipse within a year under Trump
This is Trump's America.

>>138397737
Many people think the moon blocking out the sun means it won't burn your retinas out anymore like usual but it actually still does. Since you don't have any pain receptors there you don't actually feel it.

>>138397959
Isn't it worse because your pupils are bigger than they normally would be when looking at a bright object too?

Why don't they just have it at night?

>>138395812
Not a redpill, anon, sorry. Watched the eclipse in '80 with nothing but a welder's plate from oxy-arc welding. It's not CGI, shit's real yo. I also accidentally saw without protection the eclipse in 93 or 94 (can't remember), noticed the leaves looking funky (they turn into crescents becuase of the pinhole light effect) and starting watching the sun get dark before realizing what was going on.

I now have over 70 floaters in my eyes at all times, always in my field of vision.

The only solar eclipse I've ever seen irl was in Apocalypto and that wasn't even irl.

>>138397959
Does it have something to do with the moon dust or something of that nature? Legit curious.

>>138391982
>all the stores by me selling sun glasses and having "eclipse specials"
nah the extra money it generates will make up for it

>>138397959
>>138398301
It doesn't change how intense the sun radiation is whether visible or not, so you should still be able to look at it just treat like a normal full sunny day, don't stare at it for a full minute like the retards who go blind do.

>>138397841

Give it time. A transhumanist future is inevitable if we don't destroy ourselves, but it must happen naturally. Annoying activists like you are part of the natural process which maintains balance as the foundations are laid, so keep it up!

>>138392296
The first total eclipse in the US in almost a hundred years. Good thing you'll see another one in 7 years

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>>138397841
Don't expect answers from (((capitalism))) and (((communism)))

You can get your "futurism" if you're Singapore or Japan. If you're not diverse. But this doesn't mean you won't be depressed, buy women's underwear from dispensers, and be more likely to kill yourself to get out of the shiny, technologically advanced hive-hell.

Answer is for people to trade with each other and live amicably in small towns that are technologically advanced. We'll develop AI before we ever have people packed into unhappy, over-consuming, unsustainable megapolises. And then we'll have what's called an "intelligence explosion."

Going blind is alt-right propaganda meant to keep woke people from looking at the eclipse and seeing the truth. When sun turn black you can see the true face of our Kemet ancestors. Why white ppl gotta lie and tell us everything black be bad.

>>138391982
Human "Productivity" can't really be assigned a monetary value(it's based on a point system), but estimates put it somewhere around $13T.

$700M amounts to roughly 0.0054% of this value,
There are 123.8M workers in the US,
We'll pretend everyone works 40hrs/week or 2,080 hours of work in a year,

This means that each American worker is worth $50/hr (retarded),
So by that metric NBC assumes all working americans will stare at the sun for ~7 minutes

>>138398684

This individual understands.

>>138398095
yes

>>138398095
Could be. This gives plenty of info on it.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/08/heres-what-happens-to-your-retina-if-you-view-an-eclipse-without-protection/
>>138398301
>Moon dust
Nah it's the sun demons trying to make the sun go faster so it may scorch the earth again. When the sun goes faster it goes brighter.

>>138398624
expanded pupils will let in more light, so when sun pops out, it'll ruin your eyes faster.

How likely is to go blind from looking at the eclipse?

>>138399007
It's mostly the radiation that still comes off of the sun that fucks your retinas. Normally you look away because of how bright it is, but with the eclipse your eyes get raped by infrared radiation because your staring at the sun for like 5 minutes.

>>138398173
Thanks for the warning anon.

>>138398972
Don't be a faggot man, I was legitimately curious. I wonder if the particles being heated makes it more intense or something. There are people and cultures who spend like 20 minute intervals staring at the sun and don't go blind.

>>138399317
youll end up like ray charles, don't do it

>>138398173
He wants people to blind themselves anon, don't look to deeply into it

>>138393038
underrated

>>138399464
Raped one of my eyes as a kid staring at the sun for like 10min, took away some color, thats it. Not during an eclipse tho (sun looks dank, you should try it)

>>138399798
Yeah I'd rather see color thanks

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>>138399798
>>138399909
fucking 4chan

>>138391982
lol what
how?
Is everything solar powered suddenly?

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>>138398173

>>138391982
>opportunity cost

such a fucking fallacy.

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Pretty sure the military, DoD, healthcare system, welfare etc have wasted more money on stupider shit.

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>>138395001
>belgium

>it's going to get a little dark tomorrow
>it does this every night
Fuck I should have been selling glasses. Could have made a jewing.

>>138392423
Kek

>>138395375
Just got an office job, these fuckers sit around talking so much I'm surprised shit gets done at all

>>138391982
Those numbers are all always bullshit.
Like when they say
>elections cost 24 grillion dollars to the ecomany
Or
>https://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/11/amazon-prime-day-billions-in-lost-productivity.html
It's retarded, like I spend money every single hour or something, if I don't spend it this week, itgets spent next week, and as for jobs, 75% of office jobs have tons of down time or unneeded crap, so you just shuffle that around. It's all zero sum. For example instead of looking at amazon, I might just walk to the water cooler

>>138398777
Fuck we should've meme'd this into existence earlier. Checked and kek'd either way

>>138401693
F

>>138397035
FUCK YOU DRUMPFTARD NAZI FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>138393833
tomorrow

>>138394504
Leaf is right, you just sound butthurt.

Try putting on a pair of nice pants, or eating at a fine restaurant. Maybe you too will grow up and learn to grab opportunities wherever they present themselves.

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>>138391982
oy vey. How dare they enjoy a once in a lifetime experience on my dime

>>138391982

We must vote for more socialism to fix this problem