Ethical capitalism doesn't exis-

>>138382490
Just three minutes? Oh vey goys that's a minute of shekels wasted get back to work!

>>138382490
lol this is bullshit. I was in 3rd grade for the last eclipse

>>138382490
>can't find staff who would rather do their jobs than stare at the sun

lol

>>138382672
They will keep the ovens warm for you, Mr Geldman.

>>138382764
You're 62 years old?

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>>138382490
Capitalism with a human face

>>138382490
>tfw won't be able to see it because autist teacher instantly drops anyone who leaves the room from the class.

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You know what to do goy.

>>138383161
Kek are you in fucking high school?

>>138383161
Standing up for yourself is more important than a school mark, tell her to make threats she can keep, because she can't refuse to mark, only report your bad attitude.

>>138383161
Skip school tomorrow. One fucking day, for an extremely rare event. Your friends should all be bbqing and enjoying the day tomorrow.

>>138382490
Most of my bosses have treated me well. It was always the other workers that annoyed me.

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Fucking left wing moonatics! How will I feed my family!

>>138382764
Ok gramps

>>138382764
I was in 4th grade, in Plainfield IL. It was 1994. But it was a different type of eclipse, but just as rare.

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wtf I love shitty minimum wage jobs now! thank you for that 3 minutes break boss Shekelberg :) wow so ethical :)

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>three whole minutes

Don't get me wrong, it's a nice thing for the boss to do, but not like it's going to even affect business.

>>138382490
>once in a lifetime
>solar eclipse

>>138382490
I can't imagine what a sacrifice/fuckfest the elite are going to have tommorow.

>>138388443
>>138382490
Also

>needing permission from your employer to go watch a lunar eclipse, a 3 minute break at that

this is how wage cucked the Americans are

>>138387118
The next one in Denmark is 2142. Typical snarky EU fag.

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>People are flocking to the eclipse states
>Price gouging is getting crazy
>Eclipse glasses are going for 10-50 dollars
>Hotels rates are through the roof
>Locals are renting out some of their houses/camping trailers for crazy quick money
>People are willing to spend thousands of dollars
>People come as far as Europe
>Just for a three minute spectacle

Not complaining been raking in money.

>>138382490
>implying people will be sitting in mcdonalds during a solar eclipse
My god all those missed shekels!

>>138386329
http://truepundit.com/companies-will-lose-694-million-when-employees-watch-solar-eclipse/

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>>138389526
My favorite has been the bootleg Eclipse glasses that are much cheaper, but can't protect people's eyes from the Sun's damage.

Thousands will go blind.

>>138389650
Their body lard would eclipse the eclipse from their eyes so what would be the use of going out to see it?

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I wonder if they have to clock out for this?