If you had a time machine what would you do ?

>>138372461
I would go back in time.

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>>138372461
kill you for making this disgusting threads every day

>>138372461
I want to have high IQ children with Anne Frank

Go back in times when jews were a small population located in a place and kill them all.

>>138372461
tell the nazi's where she was

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Prevent Bolshevik victory in Russian Civil War by supplying Whites with munitions, food and advanced weapons.

>>138372461
kill C. Columbus

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>>138372461

Fuck a nine month pregnant Anne Frank so hard that her water breaks and give AK-47s to Robert E. Lee during the Overland Campaign.

Maybe buy a 1st generation Apple computer from Steve Jobs himself and play some games on it.

>>138372767

>Arab
>High IQ kids

pick one

>>138372461
I would go back to kill the poster who made the first "If you had a time machine what would you do ?" thread.
I would like to see some dinosaurs too.

>>138372461

stab Jesus in the neck before he starts preaching anything

No Christianity, no communism or socialism, no leftist shenanigans, no association with Jews, no Islam, no nothing.

>>138373003
You cant give away my waifu ameritard

I'd be Cinderella Man

>>138373003
they found her anyway, so what's the point?

>>138373003

Just try it Kraut

>>138372563
Amen.

SAGE

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>>138373003

Go ahead and try it Kraut, see what happens.

>>138372461
kill Jeff Mangum's grandfather

>>138372461
is that evalion?

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>>138374348

Force him to switch places with Anne so Jeff doesn't come into existence but she survives.

>>138372827

Rome tried that. It didn't work.

>>138373003
How are they going to find a fictional character?

>>138372461

go back, fuck your mother, get her pregnant then go forward in time where you're a teenager and rape you analy until you die but meanwhile tell you I am your father

Convince Harry s Truman to drop A bombs on the entire planet while we have the chance. Planet America.

>>138372461
I'd go to her attic and empty her piss bucket over myself while jacking off. I'd make her sit on my face after 2 weeks of no showering and bask in the overwhelming pungency of her musky vulva. I'd suck the air out of her anus with a hose. Kick me in the dick.

I get off on sexual torture.

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>>138376660

Literal shitpost

Reporter Who Exposed BBC Pedophilia Cover Up Found Dead
>>138374946

>>138372461

Give the guy I slept with condoms.

>>138372461
Let General Sherman what will happen in our time, because he did NOT Totally destroyed the South

>>138375910

>Serbian flag

checks out senpai

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convince moot to not create 4chan

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>>138377733

I'm gonna send my nigga, Hinson after you and Willy.

Same old boring shit post.

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>>138372461

>>138372461
Are you the anon that posted five straight years saying anonymous will shut 4chan down? Mainly on /B

>>138372461
Prevent Karl Marx from being born probably

>>138378217

I like how Thomas F. Wilson is actually a lot more handsome in 2015

>>138378407

Might want to kill Engels too just to be safe

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>>138372461
>>138373301

Breath in...

Breath out...

The dance of three heartbeats, a sonata in three parts lead by the thunderpulse of her own heart. She held her breath, forcing her heart to stop its frantic hammer-blows against her sternum as the crosshairs of her K98 danced over the nazi's drab uniform. The quiet dance in her belly lagged a half-beat behind, the twins filling her gravid middle playing along with their mother's pulse. Playing like little children should, happy and full of joy. They didn't know what the world was like, and Anne swore they would never know what it was like to live under the iron eagle.

Her grip tightened on her rifle's warn stock. It wouldn't be long now. She could already feel the tingle between her legs and the tightness in her already swollen belly. Labor would be on her soon, but she forced herself not to think about it. She'd spent so long, worked so hard for this one chance. She was not letting it slip past her.

As if they sensed their mother's focus, the twins in her womb stopped their dancing. For a moment, everything was quiet on the snowy hillside. The obergruppenfuhrer in her scope was clearly more worried about entertaining his dinner guests than anything else.

*Bang*

The rifle slammed back against her shoulder as a single spitzer-pointed bullet roared towards its mark. Anne knew her aim was true, but she couldn't trace the round through the air. The sock of the rifle had been enough. The last straw that sent her toppling off the cliff and into labor.

A shriek of pain was hastily quenched by gnashed teeth and thin lips. She forced herself to get up and run, forced herself to ignore the great weight swelling her womb. She needed to find safety. But she was so deep in occupied territory...

>>138381228

Anne forced herself to push past the weight. To push past the shuddering desire to just stop and relieve the extraordinary pressure pushing so desperately at the floor of her womb. She ignored the way her twins jostled with every step, squishing her lungs and making each breath of the chilly air that much harder before they came crashing down again.

The children... her babies seemed to recognize their mother's urgency. The playful dance they'd been enjoying ceased as she ran down the broken hillside. Her boots--stuffed with layers of socks and laced loose in the kindest gesture she could make to her swollen feet--stomped through the under grown with a mad fury.

She carried her rifle in one hand, balancing it by the scope and praying she wouldn't need to take another shot. Her heart was thundering and her muscles twitching from the flood of adrenaline battling with her primal maternal instinct to give birth. She'd pushed this as long as she could, she'd fought tooth and nail with her own body for every day and minute, but biology could only be denied for so long. She *needed* to give birth, and soon.

Her free hand cradled her belly, pressing tightly against the taper of her swollen womb in a vain attempt to delay the inevitable. If she could just get home. Get somewhere safe. Somewhere she could birth her twins. Somewhere she could let the labor pains encroaching on her even now have their way with her.

"*Actung!*" A crack rang out, and a dead tree exploded in sodden termite-eaten shrapnel.

Anne couldn't get low, not with her belly swollen almost to bursting. The best she could manage was flopping on her side and bracing her rifle against a fallen log. It wasn't the best shooting position, but...

*Bang!*

She made it work.

>>138381373

They were looking for an army. Jackbooted thugs in their proud black uniforms and polished metal helmets running from door to door like scolded puppies. They'd been the terror in the night once, now they were scared of the dark. Even daylight brought them no comfort, The Nazi soldiers twitched with fear at every shade down a side alley, every noise coming from a dead-end street.

They'd marched in as conquerors. Now they saw shotguns behind every door, and rifles behind every blade of grass. The SS had taken control, stormtroopers marched the streets and tanks clattered along at night, grinding cobblestone to chewed-up dust in their wakes. They'd locked down the city, secured every access point, guarded every depot.

There was no way any guerrilla army could survive. And it didn't, it *thrived.* Despite all their effort, despite everything they'd done, the bullets kept coming. Barely a day went by without a nazi breathing his last courtesy of a seven-nine-two spitzer.

They couldn't stop it because there was no army. There was just one girl. A girl on the edge of being a mother. A girl who would not let the twins growing in her womb know a world under nazi tyranny.

Anne walked the streets as best she could with her massive middle bulging her dress to its very limits. She felt ready to pop at any moment... then again the weight swelling her womb felt too heavy to bear for the past two months. Her clothes were almost comically small on her gravid frame, and every step was a throbbing reminder of the immense weight she carried. Those who glanced her way--many did, her massive belly broke up an otherwise startlingly slender figure--looked at her with pity or sympathy. Everyone suffered under the Nazis, she was hardly the first mother forced to make do with what clothe she had.

She was, however, the first mother to secret a silent British pistol under the swell of her middle.

>>138372461
Give modern weapons to the nazis just before ww2 kicked off.

>>138381495
She cradled her belly with both hands, both to reassure her growing twins that everything would be all right and to relieve some of the pressure against her taut skin. She was ready to give birth, she probably had been for the past several weeks. She woke up every day aching from the weight in her womb, and every step was a throbbing reminder of how very pregnant she'd become. But she would not let her twins know a world under the swastika and eagle. She would stay her womb, just one day more. She told herself that every morning, just one day more.

Slowly, a hand slipped from her belly to the package secured beneath it. The touch was ever so brief, but it sent a shiver up her spine. That hint of relief that she might so soon have. Soon, but not quite. She had one more mission to complete. One more at least.

The pistol slid from its makeshift sheath and into her hand like it was made to fit. She'd left a round in the chamber, all she had do was flick off the safety and spot her target. There, a stormtrooper trailing back at the end of his patrol.

She didn't smile, she hadn't in a year. But she moved with a casual purpose. She was nine months pregnant with twins, nobody could think a woman like her was any threat, could they? My, she could barely move from the weight distending her stomach and engorging her breasts. Surely she couldn't be a threat!

In one smooth motion, she brought her gun up, pressed it into the small of his back, and tore his spine apart with a single .32 bullet. A moment later, she shrieked in manufactured horror, and pointed her free hand down a deserted alleyway.

The stormtroopers, none of whom wanted to deal with a hysterical pregnant woman when the taste of finally catching the phantom army that'd been dogging them was in the air, bolted down the alleyway. Just as she'd hoped.

>>138381726

Step one was done. She'd taken her turn, now it was time for the Nazis to take theirs. If they played the game with the same oppressive dedication to brutal force above all else, they'd play right into her trap. But that would take time. A day, at least. She had to give the Germans time to dig their own graves. And that meant the hardest thing of all for her, waiting.

She secreted the pistol back where it came from, a shiver racing up her spine as the hot metal silencer kissed her tender flesh. She hated waiting. Waiting meant there was nothing for her to do but ponder her belly, she couldn't distract herself from the constant ache she'd learned to deal with, there was no way to get past the throbbing need she felt. She needed to give birth, any day now even her immense will wouldn't be enough to hold back her twins another second. She *needed* to give birth. She could feel twinges and hints of labor pulling at her already, but she forced herself to ignore them.

There wasn't time for that. Not now, not while *they* still ruled. But there was one thing she'd learned. A way to let the ache slip from her mind, if only for a moment. That one precious balm that soothed her aching belly and drove the nazis from her mind for a few precious moments.

She made her way home as quick as she could. Her massively swollen belly forced her into a comical waddle, and her heart beat a pounding thunder against her chest. She needed to get back, her body was throbbing with an overwhelming need for the one thing that'd eased her gravid aches.

You're busy zeroing one of her 'acquired' rifles when she comes through the door. Somehow, her massive bulging stomach is bigger than it was when she left this morning. Her skin's even tauter as she hurriedly tore open her comically small dress. Her naked belly and popped navel bulge like a larger imitation of her already engorged breasts.

"Anon," she straddles you. "I don't care if my water's about to break, I need it."

Join the Mongol horde and have fun.

>>138381815

You're barely able to control her long enough to get off your chair and onto your back. She doesn't need to take much off. Even if she had a bra that fits, it wouldn't last long under her engorged bosom. There's no need for foreplay, the constant slosh of a womb strained to the very limit of it's capacity and well beyond that against her organs is enough for Anne, and just seeing the naked swell of a middle full of your children gets you the rest of the way. She knelt over you, straddling you with her massive belly resting against yours. It's heavy. You swear she gets heavier every time you come together, but as she grabs you with both hands, you suddenly don't care.

She could have a Tiger in her middle and it wouldn't matter, not with how you feel slipping in her tight slit. You sink into her as she rides you. A first slowly, she's so heavy she can barely manage more. But you get into her rhythm, working together against the Reich even as you work deeper into her sweet abyss. She's the first to moan, she's been bottling this all up all day. The thrill of the kill mingles with her natural hormones and drives her faster.

A moan from you now, it's all you can day. She's got you tight, each thrust driving your breakthrough deeper into her lines. She tries to contain your push, but her walls of flesh aren't strong enough to contain your lighting strokes. For almost half an hour the two of you are one. One body, one moaning flesh throbbing and dancing together. It'll be soon now, at least you hope. You've been telling yourself she's almost done for what feels like years, but she keeps finding ways to bring you closer.

Then you shudder, suddenly made of steel and gunpowder as you dump everything you have into her. She feels it too, a moan longer and higher than before purring through her lips. Her back arches and her eyes roll back. Then in a breath, it's finished.

>>138372461
kill all nigger

>>138381861

She falls, exhausted and content at your side, and you brush a strand of hair from her sweaty face before resting your head against her breasts. Tomorrow, there will be the war, the nazis, and the resistance. But right now... it's just you and Anne.

>>138372461
Punch God in the dick.

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>>138381861

kek, I love that /k/ fanfic.

Also, nice digits.

>>138381816

t. Russified Pole

>>138372461
i fucked jewess who looked like ann frank, she got pregnant, now i have to pay chold support for the kike

>>138372461
Eat some nice Meat and cheese.

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>>138383134

What's sex with a horny pregnant Jewish teenager like?

>>138372461
Warn nobody about 9/11.

Assassinate Karl Marx and destroy the communist movement before it could even rise.

>>138372461
take back loads of data for adolf and then live out my life in the reich, providing they don't off me to tie up loose ends, even if they did, it would still be worth it

>>138373301
>implying Jews aren't Arabs
>implying Arabs didn't create the first civilization on earth
Did your sistersay she has a headache and that she doesn't want to do it tonight?

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>>138384365
>don't off me to tie up loose ends

Yeah, they'd Sonderaktion 1005 your ass.

>>138384831

>implying Jews aren't Arabs

They aren't. They're a mix of Semitic and European

>implying Arabs didn't create the first civilization on earth

Name something your people have contributed in the last two millennia (1000 AD or later) besides oil and never-ending war.

>Did your sistersay she has a headache and that she doesn't want to do it tonight?

I don't have a sister. Jewish girls are my thing anyway.

>>138372461
Convice Lincoln repatriation was a critical component of emancipation and resolving the issue of American slavery.

>>138372461
I would punch my dad so hard in the balls that he would never be able to procreate. Wait... maybe that wasn't hard enough, maybe crush his balls with a sledgehammer, run it over with a car, then shoot him in the balls with a shotgun at point blank range.

Oh, and I nearly forget to mention this would've happened before I was born. So I'd have to travel back in time to about 23 years ago. I'd say my dad deserves that kind of beating. He's the most insufferable prick I have ever known.

>>138372461
Honestly, if you can stop Lincoln from getting killed he was already planning on sending them all back. If you wanted to go further back than that, stopping the ships from discovering Africa might be even better. If you wanted to go even further back than that, you could probably kill all the blacks yourself.

>>138386311

Actually he wasn't. Fredrick Douglass talked him out of it in 1862.

>>138385188
>They aren't. They're a mix of Semitic and European
What the fuck do you think Arabs are?
Not everyone in the middle east looks like Achmed bin Shi'itsqin the Jihadi Numbnuts.
Those are the ones with a lot of Nigger blood
If I showed you a picture of the Queen of Jordan and told you she was Italian, you'd believe me because you wouldn't be able to tell the difference
>Name something your people have contributed in the last two millennia
lol America is a shithole compared to Dubai and Kuwait

>>138372461
Stop slavery from ever happening, and convince the founding fathers that we should NEVER mix with the african continent.

>>138372461
Go back and give Anne a biro.

>>138372461

Anna Frank and Time Machines are both fiction

It's impossible to use either, unless you're a Jew, then you can use one of them

>>138372461
>Deterministic time travel
It doesn't matter
>Many worlds time travel
Anything I want

>>138387444
>>Many worlds time travel
This one doesn't make any sense
What would happen if you kill your own grandfather when he was a kid?

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>>138386979
>Queen of Jordan

She's a Palestinian, they're closer to the Samaritans, Levantines, Assyrians and Jews if anything.

>Dubai and Kuwait

Built on American investment with American engineering and expertise, and maintained on the backs of Indians and Filipinos you import to do your dirty work for you.

>>138372461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hZXxrzsQOA

>>138372461

Bring back modern books on nuclear physics so Heisenberg could develop the bomb first.

>>138387215
This

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>>138372461

>>138387683
>Samaritans, Levantines, Assyrians and Jews
All of those things are Arabs, Kike
You're an Arab no matter how bad you want to be a Viking or some shit

>>138372461
Okay, i never talked about this but I knew this girl who looked just like anne frank, she was such a cutie and we were pals for a while. Until i figured out that holy fuck its weird that im in my 20s making friends with a 14 year old girl.

So I stopped talking to her. But i gotta say i miss her sometimes.

>>138372461
Tell Miss Frank
>OP is a faggot

>>138387683
Also
>and maintained on the backs of Indians and Filipinos
What are you? An Anti-Slavery faggot or something?

>>138388198

Then why do Arab countries keep persecuting them?

>You're an Arab no matter how bad you want to be a Viking or some shit

Ulster-Scot and Tejano actually

>>138388267

/thread/

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stain her mountain tops with my semen

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>>138388265

You could've done worse desu

>>138388508
Then why do Arab countries keep persecuting them?
Source?
Even in the oh so oppressive Saudi Arabia, the upper classes are all milk-white Assyrians
The Jihadi looking ones are almost always gardeners, drivers, house guards etc

>>138372461
retrieve real history events as they actually happened, recover the library of Alexander and educate people and cultures that helped my people and humanity in my time line.

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>>138388561

t. pic related

>>138388930

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assyrian_genocide

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simele_massacre

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genocide_of_Christians_by_ISIL

>mfw there is porn fanfiction of Anne Frank

What the fuck /pol/

>>138389927
>nigger blood gets into power
>tries to kill non-nigger bloods
>this means all Arabs are Nigger bloods
So white South Africans and Rhodesians are niggers to you?

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>>138372461
too easy. I would fuck anne frank and leave just as the jerrys bust in.