JESUS CHRIST RETURNS TO EARTH TOMORROW!

Padded cells in asylums are full of christ.

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>>138370822
what if kek has been jesus all along?

>>138371249

Apparently he rained his likeness all over the Egyptians for keks.

>>138370822
nobody will know the day stupid. the bible literally says that

Shit. Guess I gotta look busy

>>138371445
But there will be signs, so in the last days we can know.

>>138370822
I'm pretty sure the tribulation hasn't started yet. I still haven't seen a worldwide mark of the beast yet.

>>138371537
yeah more people will be having visions

>JESUS CHRIST RETURNS TO EARTH TOMORROW!

shut up stupid fag, stop cherry picking passages

This isn't the first time an eclipse happened over the USA you fucking retards

>>138371593
That will happen after the rapture for seven years. This is only the beginning of the end.

>>138370822
>>138371444
WHat the actual fuck
Jesus is a frog god prophesized by egyptian priests in the Old Kingdom?

>>138371537
immediately could be a matter of days, weeks or months; this isn't the three days of darkness already, is it?

>>138371593
the dollar

>>138371537

GOD'S WORD IS LAW!

remove that dues vult flag you fucking jew

NO ONE WILL KNOW

>>138370822
GEEZUS! CHRIST! HE'S COMIN BACK! LOLZ

HeavenAnon or LARPer?

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>>138371249
Yes, he came as the lamb tbe first time but the sword the second. KEK is the spirit of Christ, come to punish and bring chaos on sinners. Why else would KEK fags chase pedos, islamists, etc etc...

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nah the rapture happens on september 23

Joel 2:31
The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and the terrible day of the LORD come.

>before the tribulation

that other stuff will happen again theres another eclipse in 2024 7 years after this

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>>138371444
>>138370822
and lo, the skies will darken whilst the light breaks through

>>138372145
It's in april, it's about 6 years 8 months 2 weeks after this one.

>>138372145
Yes, the tribulation starts after. The anti-Christ will make his first appearance on September 23rd, which is the day he will be revealed to the world of the left behind.

>>138370822
>and the stars shall fall from heaven
????????

>drumpf is crashing and burning

>"JESUS IS COMING BACK,GUYS!"

like clockwork hAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA

>>138372502
Nibiru will begin to approach earth for doomsday.

>>138370822
I really wanted to see the new Star Wars movie before the rapture. I'm kind of disappointed with the timing

>>138371841
Mark of the beast is on the hand or head. Microchips do currently exist that can go into your hand at the moment.

>>138372422
its before the day of the lord though so it doesnt have to be perfect

this eclipse is 1 month before the day of the lord

>rapture
>judgement day
How does one prepare oneself for such things? I'm seeking guidance, /pol/, help me.

If your jew, zombie lord is a no-show this week, will you give up this farse called religion or just make another excuse?

>>138372822
Just pray, the Lord will hear you. Soon anon, we will meet the Lord in the air (1 Thessalonians 4:17).

>>138372853
It may happen on september 23rd, we don't know. We aren't supposed to know. But if nothing happens on either of those days then we can fall back on the passage where it's said that none shall know when the rapture comes other than the Father

>>138371682
>"Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken; And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other." - Matthew 24:29-31
I thought rapture was post-tribulation, he says "after the tribulation of those days". Is he talking about the tribulation or the time before?

>>138373077
No, September 23rd is the day that the anti-Christ will be know, that is why it is the red dragon. He will be a "comfort" for the world with the ever approaching Nibiru, but he will really be of Satan! He will mostly likely be the Muslim Mahdi.

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salvation
finally

>>138370822
I find it interesting how it says no man knoweth the day AND the hour. Because this was all lunar. And was said to return during a feast that literally no man ever knows because it's lunar. And can happen during any one of any two certain days

>>138373289
3.5 years or half way into the tribulation I mean.

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>>138373077
>We aren't supposed to know.
pic
1 Thessalonians 5:4
4But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.

>>138373289
talking about a gathering of the people who got saved during the tribulation period

not talking about the rapture

this part is the rapture

Matthew 24:37-42
37 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,
39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
40 Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
41 Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.

>>138373289
Tribulation in this context doesn't mean the seven years tribulation.

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>>138370822
The rapture starts September

>>138371249
The original Christians in early Rome always gathered at Dawn, before the rising of the sun.
Just the time when Kek is most powerful.

1. Where is the Antichrist?
2. Where is the mark of the beast?
3. Where are the two witnesses?

The second coming should be after these events.

>>138371249
Im gone. Shit thread is fucking garbage. Trumpy frogger antichrist willing to make any excuses possible. Fucking pedos

>>138370822
Nothing will happen, just like nothing happened in 1918.

I don't even know where the sunglaases are available, though I doubt I could see where I'm at.

There's a group of dysfunctional losers who are about to "ritually embody" the savior in the person of either a child or someone politically inconvenient to them. They're then going to rape and murder that individual, getting high on their OWN adrenaline in the process.
"Nothing" will change, but they'll tell themselves it's because they killed what would have brought them righteously to justice.

>>138373678
Faggots go to hell.

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>>138373717
>nothing happened in 1917
Pick a number for a generation. 40. 70. 120. 50 for a jubilee. They all line up with this stuff. And the creation of worst ally

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>>138373717
>just like nothing happened in 1918.
More than 25 percent of the U.S. population became sick, and some 675,000 Americans died during the pandemic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1918_flu_pandemic

>>138373760
God judges and takes vengeance. Not grab ems and freudian synagogue of satan con artists. Sign of the covenant. Why Christ immaculate conception and lack of sex? Why virgo and jupiter with these memes? You shall bruise his heel etc? You know NOTHING. The words you use didnt even exist at the time. Many bisexuals in there. Blessed. Maybe even fags. Freud used to call YOU abnormal. Fucking serpent seed bitch

>>138370822
>>138371249

Kek is a Serb and tommorow he starts kebab removal,get ready

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>>138373077
>>138370822
Christ will be born lifted up to our heavenly father on 9/11. 9/11 is his birthday. He will come down to fight satan and his angels after they are cast down in 2021.

On the day of our lord's birthday on 9/11 the most hidden of secrets will be reveled to everyone on earth. The secret of our planet, those who enslaved us in such a terrible reality and the secret to who we really are. We've been in a cyclical fractal time-loop where we die and our memories are wiped so we can go on sinning down here.

This giant charade we live is coming to an end, but you don't have to believe any of this. You will all know come 9/11.

All credit goes to this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkQRK-6gcxM

>>138373669
This is what I thought. The 7 year tribulation hasn't started yet in my opinion.

Also I can't help but think Trump might be the anti-Christ. He's trying to unite everybody and I remember hearing that the biggest deception in humankind will happen and many Christians will be deceived.

>>138373077
lol, ok.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZvIibUAY2o

>>138373515
I wish this was true

>>138374077
You will get left behind.

>>138371593
>I'm pretty sure the tribulation hasn't started yet. I still haven't seen a worldwide mark of the beast yet.

I dont buy into the biblical shit, but consider this:
Smart phones. Always in your hand, and put to ur head...

kek is subordinate to the logos.
but he is real.

kek is real.
kek israel.

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>But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

Shut the fuck up the lot of you.

>>138373669
The rapture happens BEFORE the tribulation, the anti-Christ will come during it. The tribulation has not begun yet.

>>138374435
Nah. I just watched that movie and posted it many times. Did you read it and get super cranky now? I just fucking told you. That's not your job, warlock. And you just keep doing it. The 144K are undefiled only by one thing. Original sin holes
>select street names
>gaylord

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>>138370822
>Jesus Christ return tomorrow

No, stop it.

JUST STOP IT.

I'm a Christian, and a believer in God, but YOU are a shill who is spreading these lies to get people to say "YOU SEE! NOTHING HAPPENED! GOD IF FAKEZZ!111!!!"

Nobody knows the time or the place, not even Jesus Christ himself, only God.

>>138374648
See my post on this

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>>138374308
obama is the antichrist but trump plays a role too

hes not the good guy either

many heads of the beast

>>138374610
You're going to hell fag.

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>>138374442
I think I dislike you personally.

>>138374700
Bullshit. Complete and utter bullshit. Do you see obama doing jack shit right now? We are like 12 hours away from eclipse and 33 days from sept 23. Zero obama

>>138370822
If jesus does not return tomorrow you have to make an entire thread about how you were wrong. And you WILL be laughed at

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>>138374786
hes coming back into power after the rapture
as the antichrist
>>138374859
this should be a sept 23 thread idk what op was thinking

>>138370822
It doesn't work that way, you false prophet.

>>138374308
the joke there being you literally can't trust any peacemakers during the signs of the end times, those who speak with swords bear the truth and the way

>>138374737
Your president is on the bank of america mural in this manner. Had a family with Christ as middle name. Claims he was a carpenter too. And said he never asks forgiveness. Also that he could shoot his uneducated supporters he loves and not lose votes. You are a half a fag caped crusader. Youre anachronistic. You cut and paste may mays on top of the Bible. Ones that came 1880 years later. And continue your own fall of man and Molech whoredom while blaming anybody else who will listen. I defend Christ. You defend matrilineal frogs. The 144K bud. YOU figure em out. Rather than makinh pharisaical pronouncements

>>138375027
I am no prophet.

>>138371249
What if he's Satan?

>>138375097
You will burn in the lake of fire fag.

>>138374968
>rapture happens to save against no antichrist trump is a dindu invisible obama did everything just wait until this is all over and nobody can say i was "right"
>>138375027
Bullshit. Is he saying he is Christ like you do? Like false prophet does? No

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>>138375122
>22
What if Kek is Jesus and Jesus is satan/a demonic/evil being?

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>>138370822
Nope
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvv2HPYdhMA

I wish it would be but it can't.

>>138374440
You don't need a smart phone to buy or sell stuff though, it's not required.

>>138375044
Live by sword die by it. What in the fuck are you talking about

>>138375122
Kys. Thats what he said. Youre not adding anything to discussion
>>138375180
Project o matic pussified 9000

>>138371249
The Vril race descended from frogs too, btw.
>>136582511

>>138375044
>those who speak with swords bear the truth and the way
"Put your sword back in its place," Jesus said to him, "for all who draw the sword will die by the sword. Matthew 26:52 NIV

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>>138375244
Anderson has one misinterpreted verse talking about the second coming not the rapture >>138373477

>>138375286
it was never said it was bad to die by the sword, just that those who take it up ought to expect their inglorious death spitted on the ranks

>>138375446
I believe he might be referencing Christ but he blames the meek at the same time

>>138375345
OH lookie a faggot took enough time from fucking a 10 yr old boys bum to come post. i fucking hope you are matthew sheparded by midnight you faggot tranny mental alt left bitch nigger

>>138370822
>returns
>implying he was ever here

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>>138374077
Fags are reprobates. God rejected you(Romans 1:26-32 KJV). Kill yourself.

>>138375587
I have a reply about egg memes but it's blocked by the spam filter. You stink of eggs. You are also fucking humpty dumpty sitting on a 60 mile long "wall" and about to fall off and have your head metaphorically crushed

>>138375667
For this cause. Reptile worship. That you do. The following things happened and I only ever mention what comes after this and not what was said just now. That I just said. You know. Context? Im not a frog whore like you

>>138375446
and in that place Peter drew his sword to prevent what was to be ordained, the sword had no place in the garden other than as a symbol of the messiah

outside the garden, who is to say where the sword has its place, can we get a proper translation of the archaic lines there? was the new testament written in hebrew, aramaic, or something else?

>>138375345
You are of Satan.

>>138375345
The fuck is your problem?

>>138375446
Confirming the sword has it's place...

>>138375491
2nd coming and rapture are the same day

>>138370822
Fucking typical. I just got a GF and now God is pulling the plug. Oh well...

>>138370822
No, you protestcuck retard

>>138375868
The sword before the crucifixion was symbolic of a prophecy of two swords being required. If it were anything else what are we expecting? For them to vanquish Rome with two swords? It sounds like the misunderstanding of the serpent and the rod. It's faith in God or Christ that enable its healing. And not faith in the serpent itself. For the serpent ushered Christ but He existed before the foundations of the world. And rods are wood. He died on wood. Is He tree of life? Probably. Almost certainly

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Please Jesus come soon and cleanse with fire

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>>138375860
>says "men who lust after men"
>not all fags
kill yourself freak.

>>138375930
You are a temple prostitute
>>138375993
Blasphemers. Read about eunuchs. Ronaldo. Ruth and naomi. Hagar. Born eunuchs. Centurion. Bisexual david. Ethiopian. Any fucking thing else Ive mentioned. Playing games like fucking inbred retarded goofs with this shit. Reap what you sow

>>138376111
I am not a Protestant since I am protesting nothing. I am simply a KJV Bible-believing Christian.

>>138376125
just saying the quote you used could be interpreted as a very specific address to Peter alone and only in that moment

>>138374696

>Lunar

Except this isn't a lunar event, it's a solar one....

>>138371249
>>138375122
One of my greatest concerns is how quickly /pol/ has wrapped itself up into this egyptian frog cult. There are frogs mentioned in revelations. Three Frogs specifically.

And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet. Rev 13:16

For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty. Rev 13:17


Do not trust the signs of frogs, nor their sorcery.

>>138376264
Fags burn.

>>138376213
For this cause. If i were a frog whore i would become straight. Like you are half a noballed faggot. It's like being cursed or doing certain drugs. It's not your natural state. You act as though two men can't ever feel fuck all for eachother just bite off their dicks and give them herpes. Do women even have agape love? No

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>>138376345
this

>>138376314
Let's just hope they worship them ironically like they should be doing

Black hole sun, won't you come?

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>>138376036
no jesus said it happens when nothing is going on eating and drinking and marrying and knew not until the flood came

that matthew 24:31 stuff is a gathering of the tribulation saints who got saved after the rapture

they dont get changed in the twinkling of an eye its a different event

>>138376310
Sept 23?
>>138376345
Fags in not in bible. You ate my face because my innocuous flag. And my comments against your own faggotry that you disguised as molech whoredom

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>>138376456
God gave you up because you were being a degenerate. And your posts make you sound insane.

>>138376575
Rock music is of the devil!

>>138376666
Why is that?

>>138376603
You will burn.

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v5 = rev 12:5

child is caught up

>>138376604
For this cause they gave up their natural affections. Yep im retarded. Says right there. Not to worship reptiles but your fag strawmen cannot counter that in any way. I also know a fuck ton about leviticus and entire bible so off yourself king james pedo. You are a hypocrite. Remember the ethiopian. You are doing exact same things here. But you dont give a shit. Harder to convince of having been duped. Than to just dupe

>>138376602
Tead Op's verse he posted. "Son if Man coming in the clouds" is tge 2nd coming and "gather his elect" is the rapture.

>>138376557
I think even ironic worship is a sin, just worship the frog of chaos after you worship the Lord and then only as an agent or emissary of His Will

>>138376732
Because it's wordly.

I hope so.. I'm tired of this existence

>>138376908
Meaning?

>>138376766
You will meme and lie and shout from the furnace and nobody will hear you. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XSEBkmRQpG0
Say the line, Bort. You are extra Biblical with the ULTIMATE in may may flaggot faggotry. I have zero time for you bye i dont give a fuck what any man thinks as he sucks vagina and dumpster cocks and commits blood libel

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>>138371444
cehkeced

I can't wait for absolutly nothing to happen just like how they said 2000 would be the end of the world, and how 2012 would be the end of the world and so on. I can't wait to see this shit happen in the span of a few minutes cause that is how long the eclipse will last.

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>>138376825
Because you're a degenerate so Gid gave you up. It's okay though I wouldn't expect a faggot reprobate to be able to interpret the Bible.

>>138376931

I don't know you, but I hope one day you find a good SO and a decent kind happyness in your life man, I know what you mean..

>>138376989
It's from Satan.

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>Total eclipses happen ever 1~2 years
>One happens to be going over where OP lives
>HURRRR DURRR IT'S DA END TYMEZ JESUZ IS COMIN BACK YA'LL

>>138376996
Fags die in hell.

>>138377106
All you do is act exactly like a broken record. Youre insane

>>138377129
How do you know that though?

What specifically shows that all rock/metal comes from the devil?

>>138377185
>>138377197
>nonexistent words burn inside my memeing

>>138370822
Does it also not say in the new testament that The Lord shall come like a thief in the night and like a thief you will never really know when he will arrive?

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> finally got a gf for the first time
> world ends

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>>138375345
rot in hell disgusting fag
the world wont miss you

>>138376666
Ho Lee shirt

>>138377257
To those who are unprepared. Just like a real "thief"

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>>138376843
its not the rapture its his second coming theyre different events

this part is the rapture

Matthew 24:37-42
37 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,
39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
40 Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
41 Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.

Luke 17:28-30
Likewise also as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded; 29But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all. 30Even thus shall it be in the day when the Son of man is revealed.


1 Corinthians 15:51-53
Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, 52In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.

1 Thessalonians 4:16-17
16For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: 17Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

Revelation 3:10
Because thou hast kept the word of my patience, I also will keep thee from the hour of temptation, which shall come upon all the world, to try them that dwell upon the earth.

Luke 21:36
Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all these things that shall come to pass, and to stand before the Son of man.

>>138375533
I always thought that raising the sword to protect yourself or others is something that Christ didn't want them to do. I don't know the bible can be interpreted in many ways.

>>138377271
Perfect, the honeymoon phase won't wear off that way

>>138370822
nothing is going to happen except two minutes of shade.

sage

>>138370822
You got the wrong interpretation, http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/the-present-with-religion/

>>138377246
Because they do drugs and are of the world. They worship Satan.

>>138377278
There is nothing good about your awoovement. The minute I felt or lined up your egyptian bullshit I fled from it. The frog is literally a medieval symbol for Satan. We all die. And you're a jew bag

Digits of truth here


Ain't shit happening m8

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>>138377197
>says a faggot

Also Christ was the one that burned down Sodom in Genesis 18
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mV8Pis4_LcU

>>138377278

>>138377302
Well you can prepare for a thief all you want but the exact time that thief will arrive is unknown.

>>138377458
Hi fags take my daughters. That is all. Grab em. Strange flesh is angels not men. How were they reproducing. You talk about Christ and always against me but never the frog whures

>>138370822
not a moment too soon

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>>138377425
your mother must hate you

>>138377552
>for those unprepared
Leave it at that, yes?

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>>138374648
Thank you. Every time some big space event happens I always hear RAPCHURR NAO and quoting of bible verses but everyone always forgets the one that says God's gonna start it whenever he wants. If he's coming like a thief in the night then an event where a lot of people expect it to happen wouldn't make sense to start it with. Why does everyone ALWAYS forget this?

>>138377627
Ok naked aunt jemima. Why are kikes matrilineal?

>>138377424
Okay and what about the ones that don't?

You know there are many Christian rock bands out there too that have a good, strong message and they are very straight-edge individuals.

>>138377510
Freemason detected

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>>138371593
Simply owning one does not mean you have the mark, only those that use it for its full intended potential have the mark. Cunts that drink coffee at starbucks, the fucking thing is literally STAR BUCKS, because every cuck that goes there is a Star in the eyes of the retards, they took the mark of the beast. They are able to buy and sell and not just get by each month, employers that pay the most simply will not hire you unless you are one of these foul cretins...

>>138377552
>>138377302
Therefore make yourself ready to receive a thief of the Lord, for He is Coming and may yet have already come while you were jumping at shadows.

>>138377278
die

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>>138370822
Don't worry about setting dates.

Matthew 24:26 "But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only."

https://www.youtube.com/user/AominOrg

https://www.youtube.com/user/DrOakley1689

Good channels, hopefully they help people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97k4z6Qe7JM&t=18s

A true Gospel presentation. Hopefully those who haven't heard watch, and those who have can share this.

>>138373932
what the actual fuck

>>138370822
Anti christ comes before Christ returns

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>>138377458
keep bashing the fags bro, its some goood gub

>>138376557
Ironic worship is still worship.

The mask becomes your own face when you wear it long enough, particularly when it is backed up by actual miracles and the rabbit hole that is numerology. Can we learn things from numerology or astrological observation, sure, maybe. But it is an extremely dangerous task to wring out prophetic knowledge that will come to pass in its own time.

IF the prophecy is true, then you will not avert it, if the prophecy was false, then you only became a fool.

Kek is separate from the logos.

>>138377734
Exactly. Those who say nothing can ever happen because they cant explain the interpretations of these previously veiled events in the skies?

>>138377629
Alright, but then i wonder. What is the best way to prepare? Repentance and belief in the sacrifice of the Jesus Christ?

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>>138377640
> he's coming like a thief in the night
Revelation 3:3
Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee.


Luke 12:35-40
39And this know, that if the goodman of the house had known what hour the thief would come, he would have watched, and not have suffered his house to be broken through.


1 Thessalonians 5:4
But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.

Luke 21:25
And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring;

>>138377777

>>138377851
this, just when you think you're starting to larp a little too hard, He throws a new curveball into the mix

>>138373932
Oh holy shit...

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>>138377897
go get aids homo

>>138377708
They're not really Christians.

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>>138370822
haha oh shit, fucking jesus gaylord crist is comming to earth... shit
better bring out that camera and snap some pictures to save as evidence of this great moment eh?
u should upload them here when u done doing that!

>>138377854
Keep drinking some good old piss, period blood, mucus, fungus, and the protozoa that cause trichomoniasis. Also zika. Ineffective truvada. And harder to detect super gonorrhea. And throat and ass cancer and divorce and alimony and being a twat

The "Anti Christ' is an ideology not a person. Islam has been murdering Christians for 1,500 years. They are ready to make their final move. Why do you think Obama's CIA head Muslim Brennan ordered 30,000 guilotines for the FEMA camps. it was all planned. If Hillary had won probably the mass genocide would have already begun.

The bible says NOONE, not even the holy spirit nor the son is able to predict the time of his returnF but only the father. How the fuck do you think you know. September 23rd isnt a sign that something happens there, but a sogn showing roughly where in the revelations we are. Furthermore the prophecy talks about the woman fleeing into the wilderness for 1260 days /42 month, the time the antichrist is supposed to reign. If something happens either tomorrow or on september 23rd its (((them))) staging shit

>>138377897
I think the idea is that you cannot properly explain the signs, you can only look, point out the oddity and seek cover and pray- or arm yourself to meet the fallen host, whichever flavor of faith takes hold of you

>>138370822

>The Son of Man
>immaculate conception

Jesus was a clone, born of a surrogate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NruQRHMoc8

>>138378005
>>138378109

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>>138370822
Trump is the Messiah.

Israel will be no more.

(((Bannon))) was trying to sabotage this by only allowing limited disclosure of the truth.

but the WHOLE TRUTH shall set us free.

>>138377425
AHAHAHAHAA

You have adopted Satan's doctrine and you are telling us that a literal frog, a beautiful creation of god is connected to satanism?

neck you self fag.

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>>138378145

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>>138370822
τhᾇτς ᾗὂτ τhἔ ᾦᾄγ τὸ δὸ ἴτ fᾅφφὂτ

>>138378228
AHAHAHAHAHAHA FOR REAL WORSHIP NOTHING OF YOUR HANDS OR THAT WHICH IS CREATED YOU STUPID TREE HUGGING CULTIST
>>138378226
Look at this putrid garbage. Too far gone. Sad.

>>138370822
i wish this would really happen

I've been here for 26 years though. I'm Jesus incarnate, AMA

>>138378005
>implying he doesn't already

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>>138378241

>>138370822
no

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>>138378095

False prediction.
>But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.
Get ye gone heathen

>>138377425
males frogs didn't start fucking each other before we poisoned the water with estrogen, think about that.

>>138378241
big if true, what's the date of the feast?

>>138370822
False prophet GTFO

>>138378342
sorry JIDF. nothing you do can stop the inevitable.

>>138378095

>Swedecuck

Mohammed rewarded you with some internet time, huh?

>>138378360
>pear earth
Hi globe o sexual. You grown a pear yet? Fucking lying larping asshole defensive assblasted rabbi. Projections. Straw men. Defilement. Overdosing on estrogen. That's all you ever do

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>>138378448
september 23rd

>>138378455
That youre the devil?
>>138378435
Pregnant male sea horses? The fact all male animals look pretty while the females are brown? The fact men age like wine and women like milk? The fuck are you rambling about, object o sexual?

>>138370822
the star will gorge itself on clay

>>138372731
Mark of the beast Zuckerberg

Same old boring bullshit happening thread.

>>138378461
u believe in the bibble mericu?

just because i think 1 fairitalestory is fucking retarded doesnt mean i dont think the other story is just as retarded

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>>138378552
you are being very serious right now, yes?

>>138378241
>he meant the opposite of what he said
Stop acting like a catholic

>>138378453
I already said I'm not a prophet, I'm just doing my best to preach Gods word in the Bible.

>>138378604
Rod and ring. Cassini. Plutonium. Saturn. A gas planet. Purposefully smashing them into eachother

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>>138370822
Christians would be the first to crucify him all over again calling him a false prophet. Jesus won't be coming back, he knows you all too well.

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this women fled into the WILDERNESS for a month

Revelation 12:6
And the woman fled into the wilderness, where she hath a place prepared of God, that they should feed her there a thousand two hundred and threescore days.

september 23 is in about a month

found on a saturday , sept 23 is on a saturday

found on highway 82 , 82 in strongs is "to fly"

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>>138377999
Does this mean the shadows will consume the earth?

>>138378292
Besides you can sin and still be saved.

Dumb nigger.

>>138377856
>Can we learn things from numerology or astrological observation

No, absolutely nothing.

>>138378708

>Jesus won't be coming back, he knows you all too well.

He already did, he's just shy right now.

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>>138378666
FUCK, GET IT OFF ME!

>>138378708
>blame the pharisees' children for His death, as they themselves said they wanted
>pharisees and their children are Christians

>>138378354
i am 26 as well, i am you as well

>>138370822
He's actually already here. Somewhere in Kentucky snorting blow and doing opioids with grandma in the back of the double wide.

Sorry. I know.

>>138378636
Yeah Zuckerberg is making a mind reading device like no joke....jewgle it

>>138378602
Lmao are you scared you won't have a jewish homeland anymore? Maybe you shouldnt have orchestrated 9/11, maybe you shouldn't have tried to go to war with Iran. Or Syria. Or Libya. Or Iraq.

It's gone on too long. And now it's going to end.

>>138378602
you can shout your garbage all you want faggot, it takes a male and female to reproduce, once could argue that transgender is an evolutionary step but to do so is unnatural and causes fucking suffering therefore it is a sin!

>>138378868
>>138378806
Morons. Gross court jesters. Typing, female, fetuses.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j6X-Y8OUvs

Tomorrow™

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>>138378666
ya its the rapture

and america falls too in one hour

literally everyone is going to be dead /raptured in this country in a matter of 33 days

>>138378818
Nice attempt to derail. Retarded white bible thumpers would be screaming "NOT MUH JESUS" and lining up to shoot him.

>>138378708
What a great .gif

>>138378665
Keep sucking Ahmeds cock, faggot.

No man knows the time, not even Jesus. He is preparing a place for us, and He will rapture His bride when His Father tells him it is time. We will know the season though, he gave us signs for a reason. I think we are close but anyone setting dates is a fool.

>>138378818
Pharisees killed jesus you babylonian, talmud worshipping, baby fucking cockroach.

>>138371682
Going to be a long seven years.

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>>138378986

>Gross court jesters.

Close, one of the 22.

>>138378094

Who is really christian? That list seems pretty small in your head.

>>138378666
>>138378811

you can't escape it, this is the future you chose.

>>138378708
Besides we know how he's coming back, retard.

>>138373932
The eclipse does not go over Salem OR, it's below Monmouth. I'm willing to bet the other ones aren't true either.

>>138378903
Your flag is a psy op for them. Not me. Haavara. Pink swastika. Be an asshole who talks out his ass? Get what you put out there
>>138378951
Nope. Alcohol is a medicine, biblically. As is hemp. So if i wanna use a turkey baster and go around the devil's sloppy seconds in a manner less defiled than with Hagar. Then imma do it. Nothing is new under sun but there are fake eggs made only from males now. So who's the fake one? Me? You obsess about staring at and policing my dick because it's how you guys organise yourselves. Big dick? Latch on.

>>138377627
Got me again

>>138378735
I don't think she's a fulfilment of prophecy, but damn kudos to a woman surviving a month in the woods

I almost don't believe it, having watched Naked and Afraid

>>138370822
>only in america
I always figured his coming back would be a global thing..

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>>138379038
>I think we are close but anyone setting dates is a fool.
see >>138378241
>>138378403

setting dates isnt a sin

ill say its within 2 days of september 23

>>138379056
Is that not fucking what i just wrote you stooge? Stop trying to lump me in with what I dont like because of my flag. That i already destroyed your narratives over. And while yours is always exposed and shitty

>>138376065
>20
>KHV
>never had a gf
I wish He could delay it for a bit famalam

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>>138379193
I'm starting to think this is the future I was made for.

>>138370822
Nobody knows when he will return.
So you cannot know.
So you cannot be right

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>>138379401
fag

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>>138379295
shes not THE fulfillment this stuff happens 24/7
to show exactly whats coming

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheGroxt1/videos

>>138379548
Literally spoke about that. Born eunuchs. And said the marriage parable of Adam and Eve doesn't apply to them. Everybody hearing born eunuch at the time knew it meant fags. Nobody thought something like "they're hermaphrodites". But you're still here asking how many vaginas you get to bring to Heaven. Like an idiot

>>138370822
When Jesus comes back we'll kill him again.

>>138377278
Not risking it

>>138379829
The Aussies might just

>>138377278
fuck you

>>138377627
God fucking damn it

>>138379734
>fag being a faggot

>>138379829
Kung Lao the sharpest most maximum nose bagel shylock knifey fedora hat poster known to man. Raze this temple and in three days I will raise it up. And still you're fucking crying 2,000 years later. What do you mean again. He's not dead. When you make your third by hand temple it will be blown out dont you worry

>>138371249
Kek is an avatar of michael the archangel, the sword of god.

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>>138379979

>>138370822
You LARPing faggots will never not look stupid.

>>138377627
Go away.

>>138377278
ILL SAVE U MUMMY

>>138379992
>jackass being a goof who pretends he cant read because i make his balls recede

>>138380021
>fag flag

>>138380093
>faggot being a mega fag

>>138380141
>babylonian
>Peruvian for "land of winged serpents"

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>>138374237

Tranny satanists did 9/11 to destroy gender. And they used normal demolition explosives.

>>138370822
Here's hoping I get raptured

>>138380216
Cranky jew saying the same damn fucking thing over and over like a fool and a chimpanzee

/pol/ won't get raptured

>>138377116
Peace be with you friend.

>>138380358
Says you. All normies will go to hell.

>>138370822
>Flag of a Holy order of Catholic Knights
>Uses Protestant phophesy and logic to predict the end of the world
Yeah sure
Not even the Son knows the hour. Maybe you should try harder to stay awake in RCIA

>>138370822
facebook is the mark of the beast

>>138370822
Always makes me giggle why nothing prophetic happened after the Nagasaki bombing. Literally, the most transformative and apocalyptic event in human history and we get a no show lmao...its all a racket.

>>138379440
it is the future you chose nothing more, how you handle it is entirely up to you, in the end we all make it.

>>138380257
Nope. Isisrael. Isis. Fertility cults. Trump tower trees. His campaign staff's same truangular pussified lapel pins. Remphan star means benisbagoo. Two dick towers became a six sided remphan star building. And now look what you did. Also made trannies popular in the first place with feminine penis memes and you dont know what are autogynephilia or vaginismus. No male nor female in Christ. No cross dressing or balls crushing will have occurred there. Removal of balls is fine

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>>138380501
Daniel 12:4
But thou, O Daniel, shut up the words, and seal the book, even to the time of the end: many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased.

>>138380501
>Son and Father are co-equal
>Son doesn't know when the hour arrives
really gets to noggin joggin

>>138370822
What if muhammed comes back instead

>>138370822

No man knows the day or the hour

>>138380706
*those
damn

>>138372425
Again you use a flag of a Catholic order yet spout Protestant predictions and interpretations. Catholics don't believe in the rapture. We actually teach very little about the "end of the world" all we know is eventually Jesus will return but we don't know when or how or what will exactly happen.

>>138380740
MUHAMMAD IS A FALSE PEDOPHILE PROPHET WHO WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!

>>138380706
You dont read any posts so then you post "why was He tempted" may mays. Was He successfully tempted? No. Satan goes up and down all the time. Read Job. God never loses

>>138370822

Ignorance, biblical ignorance everywhere. Your won't be saved from you own choices. "Muh 1 thess 4:17!" Was interpreted as a martyr eschatology forever until crypto-jews took a woman's vision of a mass removal and turned it into a heresy. just wake up. You've made your bed and you WILL lay in it.

>>138378420
yea we won't know the day of the rapture, but we will know the end times, that is why it tells us the signs to look for in the bible.

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>>138370822
Benis Eglibse?

>>138373932
Neat, though, WW I was winding down that year, so I'm not going to dump all my stock in that idea. Though there may be some additional significance between the eclipse and the end of that war though.

>>138380832
I don't use the tempting miimii, there are lots of other ways to discredit the bible

>>138380571
That's some John Connor shit right there.

You guys think Jesus will hold a welcoming party for us in heaven? I bet it's gonna be the tits

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>>138377278
>reprobates

>>138380973
Youre one of those are ya? Theres lots of ways to discredit this reality but nobody ever does that. Only calls evil good and good evil

>>138381065
Genesis alone disproves the bible.
>tolerating LGBT
the absolute state of christianity

>>138380824
Stop believing in fairy tales and be responsible for your failures, you godamn faggot

>>138381232
Muslims burn in hell.

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>>138380747
>promoting going to sleep when jesus said to watch

"no man knoweth" people the ones sinning not the date setters

1 Thessalonians 5:6
Therefore let us not sleep, as do others; but let us watch and be sober.

Mark 13:35-37
Watch ye therefore: for ye know not when the master of the house cometh, at even, or at midnight, or at the cockcrowing, or in the morning: 36Lest coming suddenly he find you sleeping. 37And what I say unto you I say unto all, Watch.


Revelation 3:3
Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee.

>>138381011
there is its the
wedding supper of the lamb

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>>138379979
>>138380031

Nigger you've gone full retard.

>>138373932
A ROCK WILL STAND ON SEVEN HILLS
A ROCK WILL STAND ON SEVEN HILLS

THE MOONS SHADOW IS STANDING ON SALEM


Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

>>138381232
You tolerate trannies. Bacha bazi boys. You need three witnesses like a bunch of fags. You think i give a shit, elliot shimon? Shekinah hoax.

>>138381522
Evolution didn't happen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igwU6PXJVtM

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>>138380401
moar

>>138381363
Threaten me more with your book that claims plants were created before the sun and can't even get the chronological order of evolution right
>inb4 muh metaphors

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>>138381544
that picture has pepe and no alignment
which means its satanic they worship the frog out of the dragons mouth in revelation

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>>138381787

>>138381651
It's an afghan tribal practise not an islamic practise. Also, I never denied that the state of Islam is not optimal atm.
>fags calling anyone a fag
>>138381686
nice youtube video lol i just gave up centuries of empirical research and genetic proof thanks man you saved me

>>138381729
Pear earth. Vertical trees found within geologic record. Van allen. Nukes are fake. Universe is probably electrical. The wonders of creation. But yeah. God "can't" make plants before the Sun. God doesn't need the Sun like a plant needs it now. Literally one day later. Or approximately as much. Just like now. Sun came out and fed the already grown plants? Chicken and egg "arguments". Bfd

>>138381940
Who isnt a faggot, faggot?

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>>138374700

>>138381686
He doesn't even provide any real arguments, he just appeals to emotion

>>138371249
he's not though, his existence cane be traced back to an ancient egyptian god of chaos you fucking newfag
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kek_(mythology)
"deification of the concept of primordial darkness" as well

>>138381940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9EUlC4RXgk

>>138376213
But what about a man who loves a man?

>>138381954
>>138382000
holy shit you are fucked in the head, get some help

>>138381954

There is no life without light.

No space without darkness.

>>138382015
Schizophrenic mess. He had good things to say about vaginas though. As they appear in stand still, stand alone symbolism or things like art. Not ever changing car crashes or some shit. And penis>vagina, so

>>138382129
even if you managed to disprove evolution (which you didn't and these videos are ridiculous) you still would have to prove the bible to be true

>>138380820
I am not a Protestant, I am a KJV only Bible Christian.

People who follow semite religions are submissive beta cucks who can not become strong individually, so they rely on organised religion cults to become something and jsutify their bullshit just to make their boring shitty lives a bit more meaningful.