Careers - Central Intelligence Agency - CIA

>>138360374
How much do I make yearly?

>>138360374
>working in the shanty town of DC
no thanks

>>138361555
Checked and this. Who really wants to be in the shithole that is DC.

>>138361134
https://www.glassdoor.com/Salary/CIA-Salaries-E41381.htm

We keep hearing horror stories about how the CIA are corrupt; the world's most prolific assassins; participate in toppling other county's governments; and that you are the enforcement arm of the Deep state. Plus, the world's biggest drug and human traffickers. Have you cleaned out the evil? Are there still mecenary Black Ops murderers? we saw CIA at Charlotteville in full view and that was a scam.

>>138360374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Af9FNFxhKw

>trump calling out the fifth column during his fucking speech

>>138360374

I went to private school with two now CIA/DIA drones....they were zero creativity conforming mutant faggots.

>>138360374

>Wanting to work for the CIA-narco complex

>>138360374

went to college in DC but that was during the late bush/early obama era and i had no interest in joining the gov

Couldve gotten a decent job there, kinda regret not doing it now

"We're looking for a diversity of people"
Diversity is code for NOT WHITE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irn9FYJP2fY

>>138363106
Thanks

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>Diversity

I won't lie. I have fantasized about working for the CIA. They fascinate me. But what would a 30-something keyboard warrior like me have to offer them?

>>138364415
Learn how to beat someone to death with a keyboard. The they'll never stop you in customs

>>138360374
>join CIA
if we wanted to join the CIA, we'd be in the CIA. The starbucks is out of chips for java chip fraps. :(

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>implying the fat neckbeard incel permavirgins of /pol/ can hack it at the cia

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Would you like my headshot and resume?

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>>138363467
Why do you think they're losing? The guys in the CIA aren't half the men they were back in the days of being president-assassinating cowboys. They're a bunch of small guys now.

The CIA deals arms for Israel. Watch the Youtube video with the agent explaining. He has 20 years experience as an agent. Fuck off Israeli-backed shill.
The whole concept a man with no identity can break laws without consequence while hard working people with one get imprisoned should be illegal. Disband the CIA.

>diversity
nope.

>>138365820
Even if having a varied pool of talent would benefit the CIA and subsequently our nation you should know better than to use the 'd' word here.
Your use of that word shows how outdated your thought patterns are.

Lurk more.

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>>138360374
Why would I want to become pawns to the literal anti-christ?
The CIA is morally bankrupt and exist to serve itself and only itself. You are lower than scum.

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>>138360374
>We're looking for a diversity of people for the important job of keeping America safe.
>diversity
Hahahahahahahahaha. Diversity of skill sets too, amirite? Whatever happened to looking for the best and brightest to serve, defend and protect this great country of USA?

>>138360374
>being a cianigger
embarrassing lmao

>>138360374
Already told you multiple times to get in touch, we can do great things together. I haven't applied through the site because my real world resume is nonexistent, i've kind of been off the grid for some moments in my life.

( a man can wish)

>>138363106
Why haven't you guys killed Soros

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>>138365674
Nice try, Boris.

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>>138360374

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>>138367032
>I imported drugs into your nation for UR FREEDUMS

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>>138367032

>>138367032
It is quite dangerous smuggling drugs and weapons over borders. Working in Satan's employ does carry its risks.

>>138361555
>the CIA is headed out of DC

brainlets everyone

>>138360374

thanks for leading me on an internship for 5 months then rejecting me out of the blue

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>>138367032
Fine shill. If this organization protects the US, tell us why we see terrorism every day. Wouldn't all the major Islamic militias be imprisomed in Africa somewhere? Everyone knows the CIA is a hugbox for nutty vets.

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>>138360374
Why? Didn't respond to the yahoo message because I can't smoke weed and would have to take orders from bitches like mcmuhlan. I know the FBI is having problems too but seem far more transparent and have more of that hokey/cheesy spirit called Patriotism.

I don't think there would ever be a day or a successful op in the CIA that would ever have me saying "I saved America today". Brennen has already spoken volumes about your organization and it's paradigms. It was the most childish and petty display of delusion I have ever seen and clearly established that he does not give a flying fuck about the nation.

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>>138367547
why does he look so much like this

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>>138370404
(((brennan)))

>>138360374
Already been employed for 3 years.

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Call me, I'll think about it.

>>138360374
Do you hire 'creatives'? Give me a call...

>>138371248
LEL. I give the guy shit but he may have done some crazy stuff. Who knows? We'll probably never hear about any of the crazy shit they do.

>>138360374
Burger /pol/acks should consider going into the cia/fbi.

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>>138371407
I-it's beautiful.

>>138360374
>We're looking for a diversity

Oh, i'm sure you are, CIA.

>keeping America safe.

By replacing it's population and starting riots as a temper tantrum because your hillary didn't win?